Rebuild of Apocrypha (Yet Another Another Fate/etc. Quest)

[veekie]

[X] Grab the reins and try to get the chariot into motion. If that fails,
-[X] Form a whip of enchanted Mercury in your hand
--[X] Lash the horses drawing Rider's chariot on their flanks while screaming "Dodge!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Drasky]

[X] Form a whip of Mercury and lash Rider's horses, trying to stampede them towards Aaron.

--[X] As they charge, do a back flip out of the Chariot while flipping Aaron the bird.

---[X] Use your Magecraft to survive the fall and land on near Achilles.

Edit: Vote change

 

[Nanimani]

[X] Grab the reins and try to get the chariot into motion. If that fails,
-[X] Form a whip of enchanted Mercury in your hand
--[X] Lash the horses drawing Rider's chariot on their flanks.

Why are we screaming, wouldn't it give them more time.

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Because it was originally made as a joke vote, and no one bothered editing it when they put Xs in the boxes.

 

[TehChron]

This is actually closer than I expected, hmm.

Seems about half of you want to force Trois Tragoidia to move under your own power, and the other half want to try bailing.

I may just have to hold off on writing until I close the votes.

 

[notmi]

This is actually closer than I expected, hmm.

Seems about half of you want to force Trois Tragoidia to move under your own power, and the other half want to try bailing.

I may just have to hold off on writing until I close the votes.

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Just take whichever option is less likely to result in us dying in a pathetic fashion.

 

[TehChron]

C

Just take whichever option is less likely to result in us dying in a pathetic fashion.

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So you're fine with it so long as you die in an awesome fashion?

 

[Wade Garrett]

So you're fine with it so long as you die in an awesome fashion?

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How many people would be willing to vote for a compromise option:

[ ] Try to stampede Trois Tragoidia towards Jerk and Invisible Jerk, then bail off of it while they're reacting to that?

 

[Illusion]

To fucking run or to try and get super horses to run for you? That is the question.

 

[Broccoliccoli]

Perhaps we should concentrate on trying to motivate the merely awesome horse, instead of the divine ones and hope that if we manage to control the first his bros will just go along. Or maybe the divine horses are smart enough to run on their own if we inform them about the incoming explosion.

 

[Illusion]

Perhaps we should concentrate on trying to motivate the merely awesome horse, instead of the divine ones and hope that if we manage to control the first his bros will just go along. Or maybe the divine horses are smart enough to run on their own if we inform them about the incoming explosion.

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Or we can backflip out of the chariot while flipping Aaron the bird. Either option seems fine.

 

[Wade Garrett]

Heck with it, changing vote!

[X] Form a whip of Mercury and lash Rider's horses, trying to stampede them towards Aaron.

--[X] As they charge, do a back flip out of the Chariot while flipping Aaron the bird.

---[X] Use your Magecraft to survive the fall and land on near Achilles.

 

[Broccoliccoli]

The divine horse might take offence at us lashing them. I mean, they are greek and most things that are both greek and divine are arrogant jerks.

 

[Illusion]

[X] Form a whip of Mercury and lash Rider's horses, trying to stampede them towards Aaron.

--[X] As they charge, do a back flip out of the Chariot while flipping Aaron the bird.

---[X] Use your Magecraft to survive the fall and land on near Achilles.

Perfect plan.

 

[Wade Garrett]

The divine horse might take offence at us lashing them. I mean, they are greek and most things that are both greek and divine are arrogant jerks.

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Ah, but if they try to attack us after we back flip out, they'll get in the way of Aaron and Servant Joestar attacking us with grenades and rockets.

Perfect.

Plan.

 

[Broccoliccoli]

Why dont we tell the horses that Aaron said that their manes arent shiny or something along similiar lines. That might direct their gentle attention to him instead of us.

 

[Lord Marshal]

[X] Form a whip of Mercury and lash Rider's horses, trying to stampede them towards Aaron.

--[X] As they charge, do a back flip out of the Chariot while flipping Aaron the bird.

---[X] Use your Magecraft to survive the fall and land on near Achilles.

 

[Khawy]

[X] Form a whip of Mercury and lash Rider's horses, trying to stampede them towards Aaron.

--[X] As they charge, do a back flip out of the Chariot while flipping Aaron the bird.

---[X] Use your Magecraft to survive the fall and land on near Achilles.

----[Q] Have a flashback while you fall to your possible death.

 

[ziizo]

[X] Form a whip of Mercury and lash Rider's horses, trying to stampede them towards Aaron.

--[X] As they charge, do a back flip out of the Chariot while flipping Aaron the bird.

---[X] Use your Magecraft to survive the fall and land on near Achilles.

 

[TehChron]

Vote tally:
##### 3.21
[X] Hey, if I use a Command Seal to make him kill himself, will you let me live?
No. of votes: 1
Mortifer

[X] Grab the reins and try to get the chariot into motion. If that fails,
--[X] Form a whip of enchanted Mercury in your hand
--[X] Lash the horses drawing Rider's chariot on their flanks while screaming Giddyup! Giddyup! MOVE, YOU STUPID ANIMALS!
No. of votes: 1
notmi

[X] Grab the reins and try to get the chariot into motion. If that fails,
-[X] Form a whip of enchanted Mercury in your hand
--[X] Lash the horses drawing Rider's chariot on their flanks while screaming Dodge!!!!!!!!!!
No. of votes: 2
Hadiz, veekie

[X] Form a whip of Mercury and lash Rider's horses, trying to stampede them towards Aaron.
--[X] As they charge, do a back flip out of the Chariot while flipping Aaron the bird.
---[X] Use your Magecraft to survive the fall and land on near Achilles.
No. of votes: 6
drasky, Wade Garrett, Illusion, Lord Marshal, Bondo, ziizo

Votes are closing in an hour

 

[Wizard_Marshall]

[X] Form a whip of Mercury and lash Rider's horses, trying to stampede them towards Aaron.
--[X] As they charge, do a back flip out of the Chariot while flipping Aaron the bird.
---[X] Use your Magecraft to survive the fall and land on near Achilles.

 

[Hadiz]

[X] Form a whip of Mercury and lash Rider's horses, trying to stampede them towards Aaron.
--[X] As they charge, do a back flip out of the Chariot while flipping Aaron the bird.
---[X] Use your Magecraft to survive the fall and land on near Achilles.

 

[notmi]

[X] Form a whip of Mercury and lash Rider's horses, trying to stampede them towards Aaron.
--[X] As they charge, do a back flip out of the Chariot while flipping Aaron the bird.
---[X] Use your Magecraft to survive the fall and land on near Achilles.

Fine, fine. What's the worst that could happen?

 

[Khawy]

[X] Form a whip of Mercury and lash Rider's horses, trying to stampede them towards Aaron.
--[X] As they charge, do a back flip out of the Chariot while flipping Aaron the bird.
---[X] Use your Magecraft to survive the fall and land on near Achilles.

Fine, fine. What's the worst that could happen?

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Have a date with Timbers Fall later on in the quest I'm guessing.

Khawy threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Muh Luck Total: 18

 

[Hadiz]

[X] Form a whip of Mercury and lash Rider's horses, trying to stampede them towards Aaron.
--[X] As they charge, do a back flip out of the Chariot while flipping Aaron the bird.
---[X] Use your Magecraft to survive the fall and land on near Achilles.

Fine, fine. What's the worst that could happen?

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... Let me roll a dice for Murphy.

Hadiz threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Murphy Interrupt! Total: 25

 

[TehChron]

Oh Dice Gods, how fucked are these poor gentlemen?

Edit: Seems accurate

TehChron threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: On a Scale of one to a hundred Total: 87