Raising Heaven- A FFXIV/Exalted Crossover

From the Exalted side... Beating up a legendary monster or two to get one resurrection kinda sounds like a good deal? Certainly not a bad one.
By Exalted standards, it's either outright impossible(and not in the 'takes a Celestial Exalt's full effort' sense) or cop-out bullshit, depending on if the dead person you want to restore to life is an Abyssal.
 
By Exalted standards, it's either outright impossible(and not in the 'takes a Celestial Exalt's full effort' sense) or cop-out bullshit, depending on if the dead person you want to restore to life is an Abyssal.
One could argue that Louisoix dying after immediately doing a sick jump means he is in fact a dragoon, and only needed someone to cast revive on him.
 
Erembour totally did this because it's the ultimate backstab to the Ebon Dragon, bringing back someone she's making friends with's probably dead grandfather (which is an impossibility committed for friendship without betrayal or backstabs involved). But also because it's quite possibly unique in her experience as I wouldn't be surprised if even the Primordials couldn't bring back the dead without co-operation hence why it's so hard even for the most experienced Solars, and serves as an ultimate troll to the Gods, Exalted, Neverborn, Dead and quite likely the other Yozi and Demons too.

I do really wonder just how much Erembour has learned about the differences between here and Creation-adjacent locations by now. Because this if nothing else has to have caused her to start wondering just what it means for her.
 
Pre raise isn't bringing someone back though. Its just don't die immediately. So I am super confused. Also Alisaie with black lace seems odd. She tomboy. Not Lolita.

I guess they could have collected his aether and recompiled it with an allagan clone body. But, hax I guess?
 
Fashion Buddies
Within the crashed moon, deep and near its heart, the two of them found worlds are not as distant apart as they would seem.

"So my dress looks Doman?" Erembour asks, as she easily pushes aside a chunk of debris that bars their path to the pulsation core of the moon.

Alisaie shrugs. She follows as fast as she can, still unused as she is to these boots. They look better, they feel better, but they are still new to her. "I'd say so? It looks Doman. Did you get it from there?"

"I have never been to Doma. I understand it is some distance away." Erembour looks down at her kimono, then lightly tosses the piece of debris she has been holding above her head with one hand, embedding it in a far wall. "Very curious. I change my appearance based on the fashion of the time. Currently, I dress like a courtesan of the Realm."

"The Realm?"

"It is rather far away. My Sorcerer is from there. Though she has not been there for some time."

Alisaie nods. They walk up a long ramp, rising up towards the closed off core of the moon. Bits of rock float freely without purpose, without propulsion, held aloft by the concentration of aether. The steady hum of Allag devices provides background noise.

"Is the Realm where you're from?" Alisaie asks.

Erembour shakes her head. There is a wistful look on her face. "No. My home is elsewhere. A city called Malfeas. Though that was not my original home." She turns slightly, barely perceptible. "Tell me about Sharlayan."

Alisaie does- admittedly she has no knowledge of the inner workings or the government, but she does, freely, talk about life. About the fashion, about the society, about the bread. She goes to lengths about the bread, both her and Erembour's faces twisting in disgust.

"Who would eat that willingly?" Erembour asks.

"Everyone eats it willingly." Alisaie shudders. "Urianger eats it enthusiastically, which I think says something about him."

"I have met him. Does the bread affect patterns of speech?"

Alisaie shakes her head. "I imagine my Sorcerer could improve on the bread," Erembour continues, "A simple meal with excellent nutrition is not unheard of, and she has experimented in the past with the concept. Sky has had to dissuade her from making things in bar form."

"Your Sorcerer seems like the sort of person who'd be welcomed to and shortly after exiled from Sharlayan."

"Indeed, and I accept that as a compliment."
 
For those of us in the dark, what's the story/meme about the bread?

Archon's Loaf makes an appearance in 5.3. It's a traditional Sharlayan food, designed to have as many calories and vitamins as possible for hungry mages and scholars to devour when working. It has all sorts of ingredients. Fish, vegetables, fruit... and not only tastes awful, it's incredibly chewy. Extreme Mastication is required.
 
Archon's Loaf makes an appearance in 5.3. It's a traditional Sharlayan food, designed to have as many calories and vitamins as possible for hungry mages and scholars to devour when working. It has all sorts of ingredients. Fish, vegetables, fruit... and not only tastes awful, it's incredibly chewy. Extreme Mastication is required.

Additionally, someone made it in real life.

It is just as bad as it sounds. He had to add some honey to it so the yeast would have something, anything, to feed on.

 
I love that video.

"Yeah, Sharlayans are bloody idiots."
Having played the game and seen how Sharlayans in general seem to act? That quote fits. You meet a number of Sharlayans that are okay, but... well... you also get the distinct impression that they left because of that, too. "Proper" Sharlayans? Think the worst academic infighters you've heard of. Except not really academics either, because "sharing knowledge" is something you get kicked out for doing. Oh, and stuff like "support your own family"? Naaah. Only if it's convenient. If backstabbing them in public is better for your position back home? Stick that knife in and make it hurt.

References: Astrologer class quests and late mainquest. The Sharlayan officials basically act like polite scum.
 
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Archon's Loaf makes an appearance in 5.3. It's a traditional Sharlayan food, designed to have as many calories and vitamins as possible for hungry mages and scholars to devour when working. It has all sorts of ingredients. Fish, vegetables, fruit... and not only tastes awful, it's incredibly chewy. Extreme Mastication is required.

Additionally, someone made it in real life.

It is just as bad as it sounds. He had to add some honey to it so the yeast would have something, anything, to feed on.


Hopefully the recipe for Archon's Loaf in the upcoming official cookbook is not only more palpable, but isn't a case of TMJ waiting to happen.
 
Being honest, given that they're a coastal folk and all, they probably didn't use fish paste(as seen in the video) so much as they likely used powdered dried fish(concentrated nutrients yo!) as a filler to extend flour supplies.
(Side-Note: I'm probably one of the few people out there who'd actually be interested in eating that. probably in the form of toast with some melted cheese on top. or marmite. 'cuz I'm a weirdo like that.)
 
Too bad Sky doesn't know Righteous Devil Style because I would love to see him teaching it to some Gunbreakers.
 
Erembour has many favorite colors, it's just that they're all black.
Black, Jet Black, Black bean, Onyx, Eerie black, Licorice and Vantablack (Extremely dark red isn't proper black, but it can occasionally be acceptable anyway for stealth and details. Chako does NOT count.) - then of course there is how the textures of silk, velvet, linen, leather and polished black metal changes its appearance. Oh, and the interplay of shadows, of course.
 
NAEEEEEEEL
They walk up the ramp towards the core of the fallen moon. Erembour is reminded of moons back home- not the immense satellite that they can see in the night sky of this world, but of the moons she is used to. Silver chairs, eyes upon the domes of sky, bodies of kin. All of them with purpose behind their nightly vigils.

Upon the top of the ramp there is a platform, and waiting for them is a woman in armor. Magitech armor, Erembour recognizes. The armor of the Garlean military, and in particular a Legate. Chrome and silver armor, very masculine. Erembour silently studies the figure and sees through the ruse.

"Out of love for His favored servant," the Legate says, "Did the one true deity name me Nael deus Darnus!"

They raise their lance, glowing with light, as Erembour slowly puts herself between the Legate and the girl. "O Lord Bahamut!" the Legate declares, "Thy name is as sweet water to parched lips! How my heart swells at Thy sacred touch! This blessed sanctum is the domain of my god and His beloved children. Seek to defile its glory and you will answer to m-"

Erembour moves as if a flicker and grabs the helm by one of its wings. It tears like paper, revealing the face of a white haired young woman with the silver sphere at the center of her forehead. A Garlean, Erembour thinks.

She clamps her hand over the Legate's mouth before she can say anything else, and the silver eyes glow. Boring into her soul, or what it has become.

"The Dragon has robbed you of your free will," she says, her voice a hollow whisper that can be heard throughout the world, "But I don't know who you were before this wyrm clamped its jaws around your mind."

She forces Nael down to her knees. Eyes that were once alight with madness and power tremble. Perhaps she can see her. Aether vision would be the least of the blessings a being like Bahamut could bestow.

"Alisaie, what do you know of Nael?"

Alisaie blinks. "Nael van Darnus was the leader of the Garlean invasion force that tried to conquer Eorzea some five years ago. He was head of the VIIth Legion and-" Alisaie smirks and snaps her fingers. "He was the one behind Project Meteor, which was what brought this entire moon down on Eorzea and freed Bahamut."

She tilts her head. "Although now I'm questioning why Nael van Darnus is a woman. Is it some sort of error with the recreation or revival-"

Erembour turns back to Nael. The woman trembles in her hand. It does not inspire mercy, however.

"Your will has been taken from you and that disgusts me. Free will is the gift of all life. It is only with free will that you can become glorious or doomed. This must be corrected."

The shadows overtake them, and Alisaie finds herself standing not on the platform of rock and stone, but upon brass. A brass street, as far as the eyes can see. Whether metaphorical or not, she cannot say.

"Cover your eyes, Alisaie. Do not look up. Do not listen to the voices."

Erembour does not smile. She does not take joy in this. "This one is bound by the will of a wyrm. Her will is not her own. As you know free will better than any other, I ask of you to free her of the bindings on her soul."

Alisaie covers her eyes, but as a curious girl who is just a touch headstrong, she does catch a glimpse between her fingers. Of the winding coils in the sky.

Erembour, Erembour, a voice like oil and honey says, You bring me such a gift. It would be my pleasure to release such tight coils around her soul. But it will take time.

The voice stretches out the last word. It tickles Alisaie's ears like bristling hairs, as she pulls her gaze down to the ground.

"I will come for her when I come for her," Erembour responds, "I have more important matters to attend to."

Of course, of course my dear lady. But I must ask who the girl is.

"She is with me."

Erembour looks up. The white eyes in the distance stare back, and a lip an age wide curls into a yellowed smile.

Oh, I love it when you get protective. Come back later and I'll let you know how this one fairs.

The lips purse and blows Erembour a kiss. The shadows recede, and the light returns, and Alisaie finally opens her eyes to find them on the empty platform without a Legatus in sight.





"Wait," Y'shtola says, raising a finger, "Do you know someone who is capable of curing Tempering?" She idly turns to Ebeli. "I understand you were also able to do so, but someone directly exposed to the Primal Bahamut would most likely be in a much more changed state."

Ebeli sucks her teeth. Sky stares at Erembour, his face pale.

"Oh, I have no doubt he can cure Tempering but I recommend against making any deals with him."

"Not if you want them back," Erembour adds, either averting Sky's gaze or not caring in the least, "He is an expert on the works of Free Will. Where we come from, he created it. Mostly as a way of doom others."

Erembour takes an offered cup of tea of Tataru, nodding in thanks. "Continuing."
 
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