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[X] MAXIMUM ANTIMETAGAMING - If the quest dies enough, IT WILL RISE FROM THE DEAD!

I'm not even sure what this will end up looking like, but I kind of want to find out.
 
[X] no metagaming <= YOU WANT THIS QUEST TO DIE BRO?

This is the one where we get to troll players when they start expecting certain things to happen right
 
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You decide on METAGAMING LEVELS and also are barraged by a variety of blue hyperlinks
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    • You decide to give into peer pressure and pander the fuck out of your voters, which means you will META-GAME LIKE NOBODY HAS EVER META-GAMED BEFORE. This will surely make your quest very popular, just as if you had added a million billion waifus and then made your main character the all powerful hero of the world. You are sure this original setting which in no way is based on your own wish fulfillment and insecurities will be very good for these sorts of things.

    Yes.

    It's not way based on yourself, and any hopeless one sided crushes you may have had in the past.

    Yes.

    Anyway, you segue off that topic and decide to think about something else! Like-

    "Tex, if you don't go to bed soon I'm turning off the router." How you should really go to be dlaready because it's past 12 AM, and your mother will get mad at you if you don't go to bed.

    You quickly head off to shower and then slip into bed.

    The next morning you wake with not quite a sense of... being excited but more like you'd really like to sleep some more but if you lay around on the bed you will actually become a lush so instead you pull yourself up into a sitting position, fall over again, blink, try to remember what you meant to do, fall over again, half fall asleep, and pull yourself back into a sitting position, and now you're up. Probably.

    You shower, brush your teeth, and snatch a piece of toast because no one actually eats full breakfasts anymore. Then you run upstairs to check internet web forums the first thing in the morning because there is nothing that is more meaningful in your life to you. (Wow, that's really sad and pathetic.)

    Oh boy, there are votes! You feel excited! So excited you decide to update.

    No... the next part is the power update. How should do you power selection?

    PICK ONE OF THE BELOW MAYBE IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT BUT REALLY DON'T SO THIS QUEST CAN DIE ALREADY
    [ ] POINT BUY SYSTEMS ARE ALL THE RAGE
    --[ ] THE POINTS DEPEND ON HOW MUCH ACTIVITY THERE IS
    -----[ ] MORE OMAKES FOR MORE POINTS
    -----[ ] ALSO YOU CAN GET POINTS FOR LIKING POSTS
    -----[ ] AND RESPONSE POSTS TOO POSSIBILITY
    -----[ ] HELL HAVE SOME POINTS FOR POSTING IN THE THREAD
    [ ] PICK A PRESET SET OF POWERS OR SOMETHING
    [ ] IGNORE THE PLAYERS VOTES AND TELL THEM THAT EVERY VOTE FOR x option is now a vote y option haha if you want that quest just write it yourself suckers LOL
    [ ] STOP VOTING ON SHITTY QUESTS (there was an advertisement here before but I'm not running any of those quests anymore. The only thing I'm running right now is DRAGMANTICAR which is a 10000 billion times worse joke quest)

    Jemnite Says: hint the last option is the best because this quest is dumb
     
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    • Best advice time? Best advice time!

    [X] POINT BUY SYSTEMS ARE ALL THE RAGE
    - [X] POINTS DEPEND ON FORUM ROLLER (THERE'S A FORUM ROLLER EEEE!)
    - - [X] MORE DICE ROLLED = MORE POINTS AVAILABLE
    - - - [X] IT'S A CUMULATIVE TOTAL BECAUSE YOU KNOW MATH AND BIG WORDS
    - - - - [X] THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG
     
    [X] POINT BUY SYSTEMS ARE ALL THE RAGE
    - [X] POINTS DEPEND ON FORUM ROLLER (THERE'S A FORUM ROLLER EEEE!)
    - - [X] MORE DICE ROLLED = MORE POINTS AVAILABLE
    - - - [X] IT'S A CUMULATIVE TOTAL BECAUSE YOU KNOW MATH AND BIG WORDS
    - - - - [X] THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG
     
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