It was a tough vote, but I gotta call it for look up.
What, he's just letting you go? Is that even leg-
Wait.
Something - a faint sense of being watched - pulls you to turn slightly, looking upwards at one of the buildings aside the alley you just emerged from. Three storeys up, peering down from the corner of the flat roof is - that powered you saw before, wearing a tight, all-black costume, head to toe. And why the hell are they staring right down at you?
You stare back.
They keep staring.
You lift your hand up slightly and wave at them. "Yo."
In an instant, they're up and moving, backwards and out of sight, leaving you alone with Officer Gunn, the weirdo, now looking strangely thoughtful. "Interesting company you keep, there."
"Not really a friend," you smile ever-so-politely, edging away. "Well, I have places to be, people to see, places to not rob, all good, gotta go, nice meeting you, bye."
"What?"
"
So long, fuzz!" you finish, picking up the speed and hurtling onwards, towards your friendly neighbourhood witch-doctor, abandoning sight of the strangest cop you've ever had the misfortune of running into.
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Before you knock, you take a moment to square your shoulder and pat down your hair. The witch-doctor - okay, technically she's some kind of healing mage thing, but who cares - is preeeetty reclusive, but still well-known. Your only concern is what she's gonna demand in payment but... it's just a check-up, right? Besides, whatever's happening to you seems fairly useful so far, not dangerous.
And apparently she's an asshole, so there's that to deal with.
You knock. Barely a second later (how the hell...?) the door open, a woman's face peering out. A thick scowl is accented by dark bags under her furious eyes, and you get the impression you maaaay not have come at the best time.
"Get on with it," she snaps.
You try not to flinch back. "Do you do check-ups?" Maybe you sound a little apologetic.
The scowl deepens, but the door opens further; she's wearing a long, baggy dress, ropes of beads strung from around her neck in a way that's vaguely hippy-like. "Check-up? Are you shitting me?"
Uh. "No?"
"You want me. A fully qualified Mage of the Corpsebreakers, to give you a check-up?"
Huh. "Maybe I have the wrong address. I'm looking for the local witch-do-"
"That's me." She crosses her arms, kicking the door open further still and stepping aside. "Get your ass in, bitch, I'll rummage around in you as much as you want - if you can pay for it."
Danger Sense levelled up! Danger Sense level 3!
Hm. That's... not good.
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