Jessica was in a sealed chamber, alone, as she continued the 'decontamination procedural checklist.'
It was more than a little odd. "Can I currently smell onions and taste pancakes… No."
Hearing the beep, she tapped the blue button and moved on to the next question. "The button was blue."
Not that it mattered what color the button ACTUALLY was, this wasn't a color blindness test after all. No, what mattered was that the testors could detect when she was able to notice changes in the environment and whether or not key information or actions altered her ability to process data.
Somehow.
It all seemed a bit crazy, but she'd run into odder over the years. "Open box 'D' on the table. How many pennies are within the box."
Right, which one was box D then? This was box 3, that one was box 'apple', those two were both box sigma… Oh, here we go.
…It was full of grapes. "Zero. There are… Hold up."
She dumped the box on to the table nad checked to see if any pennies were hidden within the mess… Nope. "There are zero pennies within box 'D' on the table." She shoved the fruit back in.
Hearing the beep, she tapped the blu… No, it wasn't blue now. "The button is now red."
[[HOST: "Psst! Hey sis!"]]
Jessica ignored her brother, moving on to the next question. "Next one… Count the number of green lights, subtract the number of paintings in the room. Alright, easy enough."
Two, four, six… Minus three.
[[HOST: "Sis! What should I do in this test thing?"]]
Nope, not going to help him cheat. "The number of visible and lit green lights minus the number of visible paintings equates to six minus three, for a total of three."
Beep. Hit the button. "The button is red." What was next on this thing…
[[HOST: "The questions were easy enough, but what am I supposed to do about the unseeable guy standing in the corner of the room? He keeps staring at me!"]]
Jessica froze, no longer reading the paper. "John, can you please look in my room too?"
Beep. "The button is still red."
[[HOST: "Yeah, I'm looking at YOU weirdo… Hmm? Sure sis, no problem."]]
As far as she could tell she was alone. But then again, she wasn't her brother. "Just let me know if you can see things I can't. Sending a list of all objects within my visual range."
Beep. "The button is now orange."
[[HOST: "...Huh. You and the girls are all sitting at empty tables. That's not fair, why am I the only one who has to do these tests!? They've been going on for like forever!"]]
[[T: "Wait, WHAT!? But I've been doing this stupid questions for hours now!"]]
She felt her body go cold. "I'm calling a code yellow, everyone."
Beep.
[[HOST: "No problem, you guys are basically just Avatars right now anyway. Your actual parts are all inside my Pocket, so there shouldn't be any risk here even if it takes time to fix whatever is going on."]]
Beep.
She did not push the button.
[[G: "I'll adjust the Pocket defensive modules immediately, my Lord. It seems that 'user' security settings were a bit too low compared to the ones designated for the 'HOST'. Adjusting defensive measures in three… Two…"]]
Be…
The button was gone.
And she was now sitting next to the girls facing a number of surprised scientists, all taking notes.
The one with blue gloves sighed and tapped a device in front of her. "Decontamination testing suspended, the three subjects all managed to somehow disable the entire projection feed and ambient sensation transmission array. Greg, mark all three of them as case 132's, they've somehow transcended the capabilities we've got at hand." "Yes ma'am!"
Temptation was so angry she looked calm. "Did you guys just make me fill out imaginary paperwork for over twelve hours?"
[[HOST: "Wait, what? Twelve hours!? That… That doesn't seem right."]]
The woman blinked. "Oh? No, not really. The testing and decontamination process has been optimized and streamlined to the point where it all takes around twenty minutes or so in real time."
She pointed at something glowing from the ceiling. "If you three hadn't somehow escaped containment, the entire process would have completed then retroactively never occurred. Pretty convenient normally, since most users just see the flashing colors and get to go home."
Jessica felt her eye twitch. "So what, we have to do all this again?"
[[HOST: "Damn! Sucks to be you!"]] He caught her thoughts. [[HOST: "EEP! Just ignore me!"]]
The woman waved that away. "No, if you can transcend the PF and AST array, your mental defenses are already strong enough that anything that could compromise them would be too powerful for us to detect in the first place. You three basically passed, and can wait for your brother to finish his procedure."
Grace blinked. "My Lord failed to 'transcend' this array as well?"
One of the other scientists snickered. "That kid ATE part of it and we had to run him through the OLD verification processes."
[[HOST: "...Oh. OH, that wasn't supposed to be a snack. And uh… I guess I have to actually do all these questions and stuff now. Crud… I guess it sucks to be me, huh?"]]
The main woman in charge didn't even blink. "Your brother will complete it all shortly, I have no doubt." She turned to the others. "Begin the final closing documentation reports, I'm going to lead these three to the waiting room until their brother finishes his questions."
Temptation continued to pout as Grace and Jessica stood with more dignity and followed.
[[HOST: "I can SEE you flicking me off asshole! I don't CARE if you are supposed to be undetectable, I WILL throw a pie or something at you if you keep being a dick!"]]
Heh. "Maybe you should. That might get you out of testing 'early' like it did for us."
[[HOST: "...You know what? I WILL! Hang on, I'm going to Craft a '
Southern Spice Pie' and nail this dick. It isn't as messy as a
pan full of whipped cream, but I bet I can knock him down with this thing!"]]
She grinned as she exited the testing rooms with the girls. Serves that dude right for perving on her little brother during his testing session, even if it likely WAS meant to test for something like enhanced perception or whatever.
~~~Pocket System~~~
Breathe in… And out. Stay calm.
Right, let's hope this batch isn't secretly alien clowns or something.
She knocked on the door, before opening it with a smile! "Hello everyone! I am Team Manager Samantha Melkins, assigned to you all as your Debrief, Return, Integration contact!"
An attractive woman plus two impossibly beautiful goddesses smiled back, the woman accepting a handshake easily. "Lovely to meet you, Ms. Melkins. My name is Jessica Doe, and these two are Temptation and Grace Doe."
The black beauty lazily waved a 'Yo' before promptly falling asleep in her chair while the white woman smiled serenely and bowed a 'pleasure to meet you'.
Well this was just going marvelous so far! "First of all, your brother will be done with his decontamination session within the next two hours or so."
Apparently there was some sort of 'summoning food from the evils beyond' incident, so that needed to be looked into. "In the meantime, let me tell you a bit about the DRI and what our goals are in the short term."
Seeing no discontent, Samantha smiled. "First of all, we need to talk a bit! Your original Debrief was mostly safety and health related in nature, to make sure we can heal anyone that might be hurt without accidentally triggering an allergy or harsh reaction. It also hopefully reduces a number of social faux pas that can crop up when two cultures clash for the first time, and allows us all a bit of time to adjust to a rapidly changing situation."
She held up a notepad. "This SECOND debriefing, after ensuring none of you are accidentally possessed or carrying horrific hazardous information or imagery, is to learn as much as we can about where you came from. Many times we can glean enough information to at least begin the process for returning displaced people back to their own reality cluster, if not directly home on the first few attempts!"
Actual success rates were much lower than that if you ignored how MANY of them came from the same few areas. After all, when 80% or so of all 'displaced people' came from a specific region, it was far easier to get those people home.
She kept the smile up as she covered the more unfortunate possibility. "And if it takes some time until we get you four home, then we as DRI will ensure your time with us goes well through our integration procedures! We will walk you through social norms, local customs, help get you set up with educational and medical requirements, and attempt to give all of you a chance to find a part time job or two to earn some extra funds along the way."
Jessica blinked. "You guys get a LOT of 'displaced people', don't you?"
Samantha didn't even flinch. "Not as many as you may think, and it seems to be getting better! Last year my team alone only had twenty four groups to handle, and I'm hoping the ongoing attempts to stabilize reality might drop that down to ten a year or less!"
Was it likely? No.
Even with advanced technology and magic and rituals from DOZENS of realities, this 'hub world' that her home had become seemed to have somehow found stabilization by REACHING for instability, as impossible as it sounded.
But she could dream. "And if nothing else, we've managed to entirely stop new variants of our planets from collapsing into our reality and merging into this one. Our world hasn't gone through an 'expansion' in over four years now!"
Which was good, because not all of the new land masses were uninhabited. Not to mention the chaos when two locations overlap and walking down the wrong street might warp you between the two or more options.
Anyway, back on topic. "For future reference, we have designated your group as 'Group 8HilmaynFycda', or '8 Hill man' for short. There's more we will cover after we get your group settled and reunited with your remaining member, so for now we want to just go over the basic rules and stuff."
Pulling out her controller, she tapped a few icons and pulled up the room's projection system, showing some rules on the wall. "First of all, please prioritize verbal communication at all times if possible! Some cultures and species communicate mainly through psychic or psionic fields, by flashing visual patterns, deploying anti-patterns, casting spell matrices into communicative polygons and so forth."
She held up a finger. "But not every species can endure some of those communication methods, and others can be quite harmful or even deadly! To accommodate the greatest amount of safe communicative options possible, it is standard policy to use verbal methods exclusively unless within zones designated as otherwise."
Samantha tapped her controller, pulling up the virtual interface. "Thankfully, most species have contributed to our technological bases as they passed through the area… This means that as long as someone from a similar culture has participated in our translation projects in the past, even 'random' sounds generated by an individual has a high likelihood of being correctly translated into something understandable for others."
She waved at her mouth. "As you may have noticed, I am not currently speaking the same language you have used during your earlier interviews and interactions. The sounds I emit, and to some extent the visuals of my mouth and body themselves, are being intercepted and converted into something you should be able to understand without further assistance, based on past interactions with those who ARE already in our network."
Jessica blinked at that. "Oh, really? One second…Grace, can you patch us up?"
The impossibly white woman began interacting with her own holographic interface… One that might be magical, considering there was no visible equipment projecting it. "Oh, there's a guest account? And a LOT of 'basic introductory packages' available… This should work."
Oh those! "Many cultures that manage to find their ways home or simply approve of our methods will develop compressed data archives of various classification levels to hopefully improve those who follow them in the future. It initially was a rare occurrence, but over the years our hub world turned it into a traditional experience that passerbys partake in and hopefully in turn benefit from when they return to their homes."
Grace nodded. "There sure were a LOT of them, even if most of them just covered basic cultural history and norms and their various numbering systems and languages."
She blinked. Uh. "Yes, I actually have a few basic introductory packages that our team was going to suggest you all go over later on based on genetic compatibility and statistical similarity indexing. Obviously the sheer number can be overwhelming, so I thought we could wait on working with those until John finishes his processing and you all can get some time to rest and recover."
Grace hummed. "Too bad the transfer rate is so slow, it will take days before they all finish downloading."
Okay, then her holographic interface was likely NOT magic, unless they had a magical hard drive. Which they technically might… "Is your equipment not able to handle the wireless connection efficiently?"
Protocol issues from alternate realities was a constant headache that the tech team constantly had to fight against… Not to mention the never ending battle against malware and hacking and worse.
The woman shook her head. "No, if anything it's VERY accommodating once I modified our protocols a little to allow them to communicate. The real issue is the cap on the number of simultaneous accounts per person… But that's more than reasonable. My Lady, see if the patch works correctly."
Jessica blinked and looked confused. "
Yht ruf fuimt E... Ur fuf, dryd sygac so suidr vaam faent."
The completely black woman Temptation snorted in her sleep while Samantha just stared at the woman in shock! "How the heck can you speak 'Ym Prat'!?"
Grace coughed awkwardly, getting both of their attention. "My Lady, that language may be appropriate for techno-mechanical hybrid lifeforms, but I would highly suggest you enable 'determine by proximity listeners' instead of selecting the default."
Jessica blinked, her eyes flickered, and she coughed. "[[
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AHH!
Samantha FLINCHED! "WHAT was THAT!?" Were her EYES bleeding!? The FUCK!?
All she could hear was an angry buzz!
Temptation fell out of her chair entirely. "I WAS AWAKE!"
Grace eeped! "SORRY! By default there were three of us and we are all bound by the Pocket and… Let me just change the default to exclude raw communication options entirely and uh… Yeah, NOW it should be fixed!"
Samantha hesitated when she could hear the angelic woman so clearly. "Wait, is my hearing fixed?"
…Nope. Everything else was now a dull buzz. Even her OWN voice. Crud.
But at least it felt less painful now?
Jessica seemed to be trying to say something, but it was like watching a silent movie… And then suddenly it ALL came back at once. "...rry about that, normally we DON'T test new ability modules in public. RIGHT Grace?"
The embarrassed woman bowed deeply. "I am SO SORRY, Team Manager Samantha Melkins! It won't happen again, I promise!"
Sigh, what a job. "It's fine, but I am going to go do a quick visit to medical and check myself out. How about we continue this orientation tomorrow? When my team brings your brother by, they will show you the rooms we've set up and pass a time table agenda."
They probably agreed. Or not. She still felt a bit woozy.
Either way, she needed to go get medically checked out and then check IN to the decontamination chamber.
Just in case there was some new surprise now embedded into her mind or personality… Damn it.