Plague Dog [Bleach SI/AU]

Hilarious. Will it now kill off that pest who's been attacking him? Also, couldn't he just rescind those orders to have Gasorin slurp it up?
 
Also damn, if Azashiro was miffed before, now he must be on a war path due to Gasorin splashing his white stuff all over.....
Oh boy, Mr. My-body-is-all-of-Soul-Society is having a bad time now.
Souya is screaming so hard he's gradually transitioning into the THX logo sound effect.

Also, couldn't he just rescind those orders to have Gasorin slurp it up?
He could. But he is keen on the possibility of a government as corrupt as Central Forty-Six ever existing again being a rounding error off 0%. At most.

Let's see if Yamamoto agrees. Or the Celestial Bureaucracy.
 
He could. But he is keen on the possibility of a government as corrupt as Central Forty-Six ever existing again being a rounding error off 0%. At most.

Let's see if Yamamoto agrees. Or the Celestial Bureaucracy.
Leaving Carthage a visible wasteland of ruin is a better reminder to some than just a story about it.
 
Gasorin Journal #17 New
Gasorin's Journal Entry #17

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Translated from braille.

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So there's some fuckass trying to steal my body, is there? No idea who it could be, but eh. Maybe it's one of them Quincies living in that shadow-Seireitei? Imma go have Charlotte pass along an order to my Espadas.

Every one of them: Fire a grand rey cero at that shadow city, show the new recruits how you lay waste to a city properly.

Bonus points if they can nail Silbern.

Alright I'm back to writing this after Charlotte's back with the results of my orders. If that is them? They've got a whole spectrum of new problems to distract them. The new recruits are doubling their cero practice time from the display -- they want that kind of power for themselves.

Ugh. Speaking of power, that bankai display was excessive. Fortunately none of them realized I couldn't keep it running for a minute longer when they said I could stop.

My Earth Division Kido Lieutenant (that's a lot of capitals) should be by to brief me on the state of my division. Finally found out what Earth Division's speciality is, though. Kido chants, logomancy, rhyming magic; the magic of words.

They think I'm scary now, just watch out once I can kill people with poetry.

Wait, that's what all kido is.

Anyway. I've been thinking. Assuming having these extra kids from the mod-souls happens. What then? What future could they realistically have, being my kids? They'd run into the same problems Sosuke does. The same problems my grandkids do.

Is it wrong that I want to have kids mostly because I don't want to be alone? Is that fair to the kids? Gah, why does this have to be so complicated?

Children shouldn't be born with a job -- even if that job is keeping their dad company.

Who would I even pull from for the other parent? Coyote might jump at the chance, perhaps Tier. Having new babies around would probably put Sajin off any attempts at courtship I made. Ulquiorra might be interested just so he could study the nature of emotion from the ground up.

Just got the notice by hell butterfly that my Lieutenant is on his way. Maki Ichinose. I guess I shook the tree enough for things to get misplaced. But hey, if he comes out of this more well-adjusted I'm fine with it.

As I write this I'm working on getting housing set up for all these reigai I'm making. Large swaths of the Seireitei are uninhabited even with beastfolk coming in to live with the humans. The Reign of Terror was just that bad.

No wonder Koga got invited to the Royal Guard for putting an end to it.

Koga's going to be heading up with Kirio in a couple days. Possibly tomorrow. Then Asami will head out West, because she doesn't want to stay in the Seireitei without Koga. They never did end up having kids, despite hundreds of years of trying.

Maybe the Kuchiki have some genetic problems that keep them from easily having kids. Doesn't matter.

I received a formal invitation to Ginrei's wedding. He and the Lady Hoa of the wolf clan are to be married, cementing the wolves being admitted into the Seireitei. I remember her, she helped bandage me up after Sajin's great-grandpa bit my tail off. She's a good, kind sort. Very stereotypical sweet grandma, but two hundred ninety-one centimeters tall.

So that means Sajin's here illegally. Might be part of why he's still covered up. I had the speed group look for him while I was taking the exam. Squad Five, means there might be some conflicts given Sosuke's position.

Maki's at the door, time to see how he reacts to me being me.

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They think I'm scary now, just watch out once I can kill people with poetry.
Oh no, Gasorin will learn Battle Rap! I can imagine him in a skater outfit, with a Boombox on his shoulders and backwards on cap going 'Hello fellow kids!'

Also, Gasorin I understand you have family drama, but poking the sleeping Daddy Mustache is NOT a good idea, he might remember you made loud noises while he was having his nappy time.

All in all, good update! Feel sorry for Ayame and Koga, but I file this happening under Ichibei shit. When in doubt always blame the Monk. Hopefully Koga gets Vacation days, after all he is married unlike the rest of the Squad 0 no lifers......makes you wonder what the fuck they do all day? Did Ichibei or Nimaya invent some sort of World of the Living TV? At least that way they can watch soap operas and shit.

Than and congrats for Ginrei! Wolfy Waifu get!
 
Chapter 19 New
Chapter 19: Proud of You.

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"I wander what that guy's up to now?" / "IT BURNS"

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Sosuke Aizen

So, in hindsight, he'd made a terrible choice of words. Or a terrible choice in tone of voice.

Apparently he'd picked the one combination of words and tone that would cause actual damage to his relationship with Father. Out of sheer happenstance.

After the kids spent all night grilling him about what he'd said to Father to make him leave – before Sosuke had the chance to tell him about his relationship with Kaname – Kaname went and sought advice from someone on the topic.

Sosuke hadn't known beastmen were more susceptible to isolation and loneliness than humans. He filed it away for future experimentation purposes, but realized he'd need to correct the issue with Father.

After his shift was done at the Squad, and Captain Hirako had been ever-so-lightly tormented with illusions of being bald, Sosuke went to Father's house on his way home. The sun was on its descent toward the horizon, with the sky reddening by the minute.

From inside Father's house he heard a startled cry, and Father's feminine scream.

As he lingered by the door, he listened, his hand raised to knock.

"Why aren't you dressed?!" Shouted a stranger's voice from within. They sounded like they were on the first floor, in Father's office.

"This is my house!" That was Father, up to his usual tricks.

Sosuke rolled his eyes at the centuries-old joke Father still liked to pull on people, and knocked on the door.

The barechested man among Father's retainers answered the door, and narrowed his eyes sharply when he saw Sosuke. "Do you have an appointment?" The arrancar snapped.

Sosuke smiled pleasantly and tilted his head. "Hmm? Oh no, I just wanted a quick word with my Father about dinner last night."

"His Majesty is not accepting guests without an appointment at this time." The arrancar was about to close the door when Sosuke moved his foot to impede it. When the door wouldn't close, the man attempted to to close it again. And again. With greater force each time.

Sosuke had crafted an illusion, a simple mask to make it seem like he hadn't moved at all. His smile widened just a bit as the arrancar tried to smash his foot with the door. "It seems fate doesn't like that. Perhaps we should go along with it?" He lowered his tone sharply, to a husky voice with just a touch of malice. "Before you break His Majesty's front door?"

That seemed to get the idea across. In short order, Sosuke was guided to the living room, where he sat on the sofa.

Sosuke had been the one to furnish the home. He'd picked out the furniture from catalogs offered by the Kuchiki storefronts. Father had likely helped design most of the items in his own house.

For the repeated motif of the home, Sosuke had picked the hydrangea flower. Colors and forms spoke in a flower language he remembered from his school days in the West. Pink and purple hydrangeas in mophead form in the bedrooms, purple lacecap hydrangeas in the living room, white and blue lacecaps for the bathrooms.

Flower language, the ins and outs of animal conservation, dragon maintenance, and his witch kit were the most important things he'd brought with him from the West.

Sosuke didn't wait very long for the automatic lights in the hydrangea patterned lamps to come on, and shortly after they did Father entered the room.

"I'm so sorry, I had to talk with my new Lieutenant about Kido Corps stuff," Father said with his true voice as he removed his choker. Father was dressed in the same black yukata with multicolored fish from dinner the night before. With a bit of hesitation, Father sat down on the sofa next to Sosuke. A bit of distance between them.

It was the inverse of multiple awkward conversations they'd had when he was a teenager.

"Father, I -- " Sosuke started, but was interrupted by the relevant party.

"I'm sorry. I didn't know how hard my actions would make your life, and the lives of the children." Father covered his eyes with his hand. "I should have stopped the moment you came into my life. No, the moment I knew about you."

"Father…."

He didn't catch the hint, and kept talking. "I know I can't give you back the opportunities you missed, or kept the kids from learning things way too early." He sank into the sofa, deep in his cups from despair. "Gods, they're half the age you were when you found out what 'bedroom fried chicken' was."

That was still one of the best Tuesdays of his life thus far. "Father."

"An-and I'm sorry for telling your kids how I'd spoil them right in front of you – I know I didn't spoil you and it's not fair -- "

Words were not sufficient to break Father's spiral of thoughts. The downfall of the brilliant, they could get lost in an if/then cycle so easily. Sosuke had been there, so he utilized Kaname's way to get him back out.

He rapt his Father on the head with his knuckle.

"Ow!"

"Before you get blackout drunk on despair, I have a question for you." Sosuke ground his knuckle into Father's scalp to keep him quiet. "How many hundreds of years did I spend with you in actual, literal Hell?"

Father waited for Sosuke to lift his knuckle off his scalp before he answered. "Two…."

Back into the scalp his knuckle went. "And what were my last words in the journal I left you after spending those two hundred years in Hell, and more time in Hueco Mundo?"

Once the knuckle was lifted, Father answered again. "That you're my son, and you love me. Also that you weren't a hallucination, which I appreciate."

"You're welcome." Back into the scalp went the knuckle. "And you think I would choose to start disliking you? After a mere century and change in the Seireitei again?" Sosuke took his knuckle back and started to shed his black shihakusho kosode. "Yes, you have a reputation. So do I."

Father was confused as Sosuke repeated his actions with the shitagi, leaving both parts of his top to hang. But that confusion was shattered when Sosuke turned his back to the fox.

Spread across his shoulders, and down his back, was the same spiritual hazard symbol Father carried. As close to a one-to-one recreation as a tattoo artist could get.

While Sosuke fixed his shihakusho, he watched Father's expression trade despair for the undignified kind of happiness people didn't often want seen.

"Now then. Can I talk to you about serious matters?" Sosuke smiled, calm in the face of Father's borderline-crying.

"Uh-huh," was the most articulate response from Father he'd likely get for a few minutes.

"I'd like to try a do-over of dinner, perhaps tomorrow? Where I can introduce my partner?" He glanced around. The spiritual presence of his Father's subordinates were nearby, so he'd start off oblique. "And… a project I've been working on."

Father smiled and tilted his head to one side. "You've made a hogyoku?"

Sosuke's smile turned wry. Father had been expecting it, he'd guessed the instructions right! "Was I so obvious?"

"I could feel that Rangiku used to have a piece of the Soul King in her, but it's not there right now. I suspected, but couldn't confirm."

Fascinating. The fragments of the Soul King could leave lingering impressions? Or was it a trick he'd learned in the Kido Corps? And he'd thought he'd sewn Rangiku's soul back together exactly as it was.

"If you're worried, I did get her consent to remove it." Sosuke adjusted his reading glasses. "And it was before I adopted them."

"Oh I figured. Gin kind of gave it away." Father's smile turned wry. "He's sneaky. But I'm sneakier, and know how to spot the tells."

"...You were worried he was going to stab me at the first opportunity if I'd just taken that fragment from Rangiku, weren't you?"

"Not the first opportunity, no, because he seems the type to wait for you to genuinely lower your guard so he only needs to stab once."

That was how Gin fought on the battlefield. Father's power of perception could be keen as often as he totally missed the mark, as their recent misunderstanding showed.

Father's smile grew wistful. "That's how your aunt Minato wa… is. So hard getting used to the present tense." He shook his head and put on a haughty voice. "'One strike, one kill. They go into oblivion having never seen me.' That's how she is."

"Oh? Maybe the dinner do-over can wait until you've made reigais for them? We could do a family get together properly." Sosuke tilted his head such that his glasses caught the fading light through the window. "Perhaps they'll be more respectful of tofu."

"Sosuke, did you become a tofu evangelist while I was gone? Are you feeding my grandkids natto for breakfast every day? Soy is a sometimes food!"

"More people need to respect the soy bean's contributions, that's all I'm saying."

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"Ow! I think I've pissed them off now!" / "MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP"

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Ginrei Kuchiki

At the Kuchiki manor, close to midday, Ginrei had assembled with his living relatives and retainers to bid farewell to Koga.

Captain Hikifune hadn't been able to bear attendance, she had departed for the royal realm in the morning.

Guests had come through the manor to await the begin of the banquet and the final procession. Ginrei's betrothed was among them. She, a shaggy grey wolf in a kimono of sky blue patterned with hexagons and diagonal lines, didn't pass up an opportunity to sing Koga's praises to any who would hear them.

Ginrei himself didn't have it in him to speak. He was afraid if he talked about Koga, he would appear too proud of him. That people would begin to spread rumors that Ginrei preferred Koga to Sojun, or his grandchildren.

And he also didn't want to cut into Asami's last moments with her husband. She would board a carriage to the Western branch of Soul Society as soon as Koga was en route to the heavens.

So he did as the Lord Kuchiki was expected, he sat in one place and let the guests come to him. Impassive, made of stone for all the emotion he displayed.

An effort made much more difficult when one of his more famous retainers made their appearance. Gasorin's unique hooded cloak with the socks for his ears made him stand out from the crowd.

Gasorin emerged from the crowd, dressed as he had on return from Hueco Mundo, his retainers a screen around him from the other guests, and sat opposite Ginrei. He observed all the niceties of formal greetings and well-wishes, while others in the attending crowd watched.

"...It was my understanding you wished to leave my service," Ginrei said with forced neutrality. "Is this your chosen time to do so?"

"I don't want to leave your service, but I also don't want you and those who come after you to jump every time I make a sudden movement." Gasorin narrowed his eyes as he answered. "Is that possible, Lord Kuchiki?"

He found he had words he wanted to say. He found himself unable to say them, with a crowd of retainers present. Which could he afford to lose more? The vassalage and friendship of a war hero, a prophet, someone directly responsible for his family's survival? Or the respect of the rest of his retainers?

His sword spirit seized some nearby wind and lashed his face with it. 'You are the one who erred, you are the one who ought make amends.'

And she was right. Ginrei let out a deep sigh, and let his weariness show. Perhaps that would explain away his actions to the lesser clan retainers. "I would have you stay, so that I can suitably make amends for my mistreatment." Like layers of ice peeled off a berg by heat, Ginrei let layers of calcified pride fall away due to regret.

Gods, it seemed his entire adult life had been one regret after another.

Gasorin glanced away from Ginrei to the retainers. "If my lord is serious about that… I request a boon."

Ginrei's eyebrow arched. A boon? "If it is within my power, and would not bring disrepute upon this clan, I can grant it."

"I've recently come to understand the value of words between parents and children." Gasorin gestured to a door at the far end of the room, where beyond was a line of retainers to address Asami and Koga. "And I know the Kuchiki have never been a very sentimental people. My boon is thus: Go into that room, tell your daughter and your son-in-law how proud you are of them. In front of witnesses."

His beastman retainer knew how to administer bitter medicine perhaps too well. Ginrei was put into a situation where his pride as a nobleman had to be sacrificed even further or cast disrepute on the clan. If he refused such a simple request, his retainers would think poorly of him – particularly after his visible display of weariness.

If he tried to get the words out and failed, in front of witnesses, his reputation would never recover.

And if he could manage it? It would be expected that Ginrei do the same for Sojun and that branch of the family as well.

One look into Gasorin's eyes told Ginrei he knew the situation he'd put his lord into. There was no mirth, no mischief, only grim determination.

"Sometime today would be preferable, Lord Kuchiki," the fox said, with his soft voice that no one save Ginrei was close enough to hear. To twist the knife.

With great effort, Ginrei stood from his seat. A massive boon to Gasorin's reputation already, the ability to ask your lord to rise from his seat. Then, stiff from the conflict of responsibilities, Ginrei marched to the adjoining room.

Where he would tell his family how proud he was of them.

Under duress.

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"Eugh, I don't feel so good anymore." / "SUFFER"

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Byakuya Kuchiki

The clouds had a hole in them from where Uncle Koga had gone.

Aunt Asami stepped into her carriage. A giant white reptilian rectangular animal with many legs, four wings, clear scales to give the effect of windows, and a soulful face without any neck. In the West they were called 'rept liners' and were used to transport many people. Aunt Asami's featured the Kuchiki clan crest prominently, and carried her along with her personal servants.

He waved at her through the window. She turned and weakly waved back before the curtains inside were drawn.

Byakuya was the oldest of his generation, at nineteen years old. Previously, that honor had belonged to his elder sister Miyoko, until her unfortunate passing. He was the only one of his branch of the Kuchiki clan born without the cancerous growths in their bones.

Even his little brother Hideyoshi had them.

Byakuya resembled his Father in his face, but had more of Mother's hair. His hair wasn't like Kuchiki standard, his grew into downward-facing spikes unless carefully managed. Hideyoshi was still young enough to keep his hair short and show off the Shiba blood in him.

He and Grandfather were the only ones in the family with meaningful freedom. Mother had to stay with Father and Hideyoshi to care for them when their illness grew severe. Miyoko had defied the wishes of everyone in the family to join Shin'o Academy because she couldn't live in the manor, unable to leave.

At Byakuya's side was Hideyoshi, less than half his height. The youngster was trying his best not to cry as Aunt Asami's rept liner lifted off the ground and drifted lazily into the sky. Off, into the distant west.

Byakuya wished Uncle Isshin was present, because he knew how to distract Hideyoshi from things that upset him. But Byakuya wasn't good with children significantly younger than him – he didn't have the instincts to know what was wrong and how to fix it.

He did his best by standing at Hideyoshi's side without complaint, and held his brother's hand.

"Do you want to go sit with mama?" He asked Hideyoshi, and sighed when he received a stiff 'no' head shake. "Okay, we'll stay here a while longer."

They stayed like that as retainers began to leave the manor, the event over and done with. There wouldn't be another gathering of comparable size until Grandfather's wedding. Which would be without Aunt Asami and Uncle Koga.

Something told Byakuya that Hideyoshi would cause a fuss about that. But that was a problem for future Byakuya, with Uncle Isshin to help him navigate.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Grandfather approach, with a retainer at his side. The retainer was a fox beastman, must have been new since Byakuya hadn't seen him before. Nobody had taught the fox manners, for he wore his hood up in the presence of his lord. And he dared wear a color-inverted shihakushou, mocking Grandfather's military service!

"My grandsons, Byakuya and Hideyoshi," Grandfather introduced them to his retainer, as they approached. "Are either of them…?"

"Byakuya was the one who would do the arresting," the fox spoke without moving his lips. "For a sister that doesn't appear to be born yet."

Byakuya didn't know what madness had infested the fox's brain but it annoyed him. "Cur," he snarled, "you will address me with the honors my station is due. Furthermore, remove your hood in the presence of your betters at once or I will order you flogged."

The fox's eyebrows rose as Grandfather hid his eyes behind his hands.

"And you put up with that every day?" The fox asked Grandfather.

"No, I've been living at the barracks while I prepare for retirement. While you were gone the Celestial Bureaucracy allowed members of the Court Guard Squads to retire if they're old enough and can find a suitable replacement for their office." Grandfather, his face serene but his tone dark, faced Byakuya. "Though it seems I will need to become accustomed."

Hideyoshi moved to stand behind Byakuya as Grandfather sighed deep. The type of deep sigh before he voiced his displeasure.

When Byakuya was about to speak, the fox dropped his hood – it was clearer that the fox was of the arctic sub-species. "Apologies Sir Byakuya," the fox spoke, his tone coy. "It's been so long since your elders insisted on formalities, I've forgotten them."

That made no sense – Grandfather lived, breathed, and ate formalities.

He looked at Grandfather who had looked at him the whole time. When Byakya could see, Grandfather turned to the fox.

"Is… their future happy?"

Was the fox a fortune teller, and that was why Grandfather tolerated the disrespect?

The fox looked at Byakuya, then at Hideyoshi. His face was sad, as he shook his head 'no'.

Grandfather seemed to age ten years right in front of Byakuya's eyes. His wrinkles deepened, the grey in his hair seemed to be more white than he remembered. Grandfather's eyes were so tired.

The Kuchiki clan head stepped toward Byakuya and Hideyoshi, and half-crouched so he could take them into his arms. "Byakuya, you've never let your temper keep you from looking after your siblings. And you haven't let your pride keep you from asking for help when you need it. I'm so proud of you." Then, he addressed the younger Kuchiki grandchild. "Hideyoshi, you were so brave today, I'm proud of you. I could tell you wanted to cry, but you didn't. Now you can cry, though. There are only family and family-friends in the manor at present."

"When you would like particulars, Lord Kuchiki, you can send for me. I'll see myself out," the fox who had gone the whole conversation unnamed, turned to leave without so much as a dismissal from Grandfather.

Byakuya had expected absolutely none of these things. Grandfather hugging them? Impossible. Hugs stopped at age four, that was tradition. And retainers needed to request dismissal from their lords – that was tradition!

But he couldn't move. Grandfather hadn't stopped holding him or Hideyoshi, and his little brother had taken the clearance to cry and started to bawl about losing their Aunt and Uncle.

"I'm sorry," Grandfather said, soft so only they could hear. "This must be confusing for you."

Hesitant, aware that the tradition-breaking hug could end at any moment, Byakuya reached out to hug Grandfather back. "I'm… just not worldly enough to see the nuances yet, I suppose." A common dismissal from adults to children in the Seireitei.

"I'll see about fixing that, then."

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Cast:

Byakuya Kuchiki: Eldest son of Sojun and Yua Kuchiki, second born in total. The only one of his family not afflicted with congenital bone cancer, thus more likely to take over as clan head on Ginrei's abdication than Sojun. A bit hot-headed at present, he needs some decades to cool down.
Hideyoshi Kuchiki: Younger son of Sojun and Yua Kuchiki, third born in total. A lil' fella, sad to see his family grow smaller. Unlikely to live to adulthood.

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Sosuke got ink!

Ginrei got tricked!

Byakuya got hugged!

What a good day.

In case you're wondering the 'end credits' music since Ch 14 has been Sakurabito. Have fun with that.
 
So, uh, maybe this is monstrous pragmatism speaking...but wouldn't congenital bone cancer be taken care of if a soul got eaten by Osenmaru, safely stored, removed in Gikongan form, and then stuck in a new body without any bone cancer to slowly merge with it until there's functionally no difference from the previous spiritual form (sans no longer existing cancer, and the new spiritual pressure maximum being whatever Gasorin sets it at time of removal)?

Or are (spiritual) 'genetic' disorders the type of thing that will eventually occur even in a new body once the Gikongan completely dissolves and integrates into it? Because it's still the same soul, and ultimately everyone that's not a flesh-and-blood person in the Human plane is only composed of their soul? The Osenmaru absorption/transplantation process can definitely change some qualities of souls in the process (namely it can completely absorb them, all them are free to gain and integrate new information (and trauma), and at minimum increase their spiritual reserves up to Gasorin's own maximum at that point in time), but can it do more? Or are other characteristics so integral that they cannot practically be altered without destabilizing the whole and inducing soul suicide? Or maybe they can, but not by Osenmaru and Gasorin (without using their Hogyoku at least)?
 
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Is the bone growths more fuckery from the stupid bankai? Dude needs to learn that sins of the father are the father's alone.
 
Is the bone growths more fuckery from the stupid bankai? Dude needs to learn that sins of the father are the father's alone.
Whose bankai? Because Ginrei's daughter is the one who first seemed to have that issue, and she both seems to have come long after after the patriarch himself would have gotten Bankai (if only as a Noble Head and not yet a Reaper), while she was well before Gasorin. The only other victims are her brother's (Sojun Kuchiki's) children, with two out of the three seeming to have come down with more severe versions and only Byakuya left untouched.

Unless the Monk is somehow screwing with things, this doesn't seem to be anybody's fault in particular, just the weirdness of purely spiritual beings having biological-analagous maladies (like whatever typhoid-like issue originally necessitated Ukitake getting saved by the Soul King's Hand).
 
So, uh, maybe this is monstrous pragmatism speaking
Ginrei would seriously consider it when the reality of his clan's situation is laid out, but not before. He's spent hundreds of years trying to convince people to keep hoping to have their loved ones returned after the Shin'o Academy massacre.

Skipping the being fed to oil step has been a known possibility and has even been considered as a military tactic by the Court Guard Squads, there just haven't been enough resources to pull it off. Thus far ninety-nine point nine repeating percent of all mod-souls have been used to try and plug the gap caused by quincies killing hollows in great numbers. The production labs have just been going non-stop trying to make it work.

It's a failure of the auto-immune system to spot and attack the cancer. Buff up the immune system, or just manually program it to go after those cancer cells, and it'd be fixed.

Is the bone growths more fuckery from the stupid bankai? Dude needs to learn that sins of the father are the father's alone.
Which stupid bankai? You need to be specific, there's so many
Asami and Sojun have had it from birth, they're fraternal twins. It's a new development, only popping up in them. If only so many of Ginrei's siblings hadn't been so addicted to art and luxury that they bankrupted the clan, changing families for who inherits the clan head position might've been called for.
 
On Civilized Shinigami New
On Civilized Shinigami

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An account of an interaction between His Royal Majesty Gasorin Egawa and his porcentajes, as documented by Royal Archivist Charlotte Chuhlhourne.

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Shortly after we arrived in the Soul Society and things began to settle, there came an odd day. His Majesty and my brothers in arms were helping me to get ready for a lovely evening with Captain Shinji Hirako.

The Captain seemed to think me a woman, and saw beauty in me. I saw beauty in him, and wanted to coerce an evening of fun before I corrected him. Perhaps he would realize something about himself from the date.

Abriama and Ggio brought forth dresses for me to look at, untl I could find one I truly liked. Choe carefully counted out spending money while Findor helped me with my hair. Nirgge kept a watchful eye for the Captain to arrive.

His Majesty helped me with picking makeup and nail polish. 'Which do you think would go well with the decor of the restaurant he's taking you to? 'Dripping Twilight' or 'Tiger Orgasm?'' His Majesty asked me while he held up two polish colors.

'Definitely twilight, I think. He's a man-whore, Majesty, don't want to give him notions.' Was my appropriate reply.

'He says like I wasn't the third biggest manwhore in this city back in my heyday.' His Majesty seemed pained. 'It's been a couple hundred years though. I'm way out of practice.'

'Majesty, it's been longer for me, be certain of that.' I wasn't about to let my King disparage himself. 'Though the sooner you end that centuries-long dry spell? The better.'

'Maybe when all those candies have bodies.' The King was flippant about it, and began to paint my nails. 'There's a lot more beastmen around these parts though, I could bring some home while waiting for Sajin to stop being scared of me. I saw a couple interesting prospects among Ginrei's other retainers.'

Choe placed the spending money in my purse and laid it next to the shoes selected for my night out. 'Majesty?' He asked, ever respectful. 'Why do you remain in the service of a lowly clan head?'

'Because the shinigami don't respect people outside of their influence.' His majesty dried my nails with a spell, and began to paint white roses upon the background of Dripping Twilight. 'King is an empty title to them, so I need to collect titles they value to amass power and have them acknowledge my position.'

'Would it not be more sensible to make them obey at the point of a sword?'

'If I'd done that, I wouldn't have the opportunity to get my sisters back, meet my grandchildren, reconnect with old friends.' His Majesty shrugged. 'Plus? A leash can be pulled from either end. By using their rules against them, I have forced the most stoic clan among them to publicly acknowledge their feelings. I'll do it again, and again, until they need no prompting from me.'

Choe smiled, a vicious thing to witness. 'Like the ocean gradually erodes the beach. So slow, the beach doesn't realize it's in danger.'

'Not until too much has changed for them to go back.' His Majesty stuck his tongue out at them, a blep he called it. 'I will drag these barbarians into acting like civilized people, even if it takes me hundreds of years.'

'Speaking of barbarians,' Nirgge called from the window. 'Charlotte's date approaches. Hurry up and pick a dress.'

I went with a breezy high-slit waist-pleated dress designed to catch the wind and hug my muscles -- Captain Hirako had been most interested in a partner so muscular, and it seemed prudent to highlight it.

And given the man was a whore, I had no trouble broaching the topic of suggestions for His Majesty. I came out of it with a lengthy list of names of Captain Hirako's rivals. All of them too foolish to win out over Shinji, of course.

For a barbarian, unused to civilized discussion, he seemed dangerously close to being respectable.

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Man Hiyori is going to be so unfathomably pissed.
 
Chapter 20 New
Chapter Twenty: Time of Change.

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"...Wait. What happened? Where'd that punk go?" / "…"

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Thi Ahmed

One moment, she was being condensed into a pill. The next, she was suddenly in a body.

Her first reaction upon being restored was to punch the nearest face she could see. That happened to be Gasorin's.

The waify fox was launched across the room into a wall and crumpled to the ground with a bloody nose and pained yelp. Scrawny twig still couldn't take a punch.

Thi quickly processed – she was alive again – and soon parsed that someone nearby was laughing. As if she'd never been bound in oil for centuries, she sat up. Someone had placed her reigai in white yukata while she was on Gasorin's bed.

The laughing party quickly revealed itself to be Chiyo. She was in civilian clothes, but with her head covered in a wrap. Her blue kosode had patterns of lily-of-the-valley, on a curvier vine than the Squad Five flower logo.

"Welcome back, dumbass." Chiyo tossed a change of clothes her way. "Gasorin's set us up with a house while we wait seventy-five years to get back into service. You and I are rooming together."

Thi had only moments to parse that she'd had a red kosode with brown repeating fist patterns thrown at her, along with Chiyo's comment. "Wait, what?!"

"It'll take seventy-five years to filly 'set' in these reigai, so we're on sabbatical." Under her head-wrapping Chiyo raised her eyebrows. "Don't know about you, but when I checked my account for back-pay? Was pretty nice. And I wasn't the equivalent of a seated officer like you were."

It was all too much, too fast, Thi slipped into catatonia as she had to process so much new information.

She was back. She was back. Her skin was still as tan as the day she got devoured. Her muscles were still as huge – it was as if the intervening centuries had gone by in a snap.

When Thi snapped back to reality, she wasn't in Gasorin's house anymore. She was in the Seireitei being let by the hand, following Chiyo.

"Where are we going?"

Chiyo looked over her shoulder to Thi. "To the house Gasorin bought for us, so I can get you to eat and you can vomit up your zanpakutou in private."

Thi almost slipped back into catatonia from that sentence, its damage to her psyche was so great. "What?"

"Yep, happened to me and every other shinigami that Gasorin has put together so far. As soon as you eat something, your reigai takes the reishi and turns it into your zanpakutou." Chiyo smiled with her eyes. "I was lucky. Mine is a tanto. You, on the other hand…."

Later, after Chiyo showed Thi to a narrow two-story house and provided a rich meal of curry, rice, gyoza, and that wonderful alcohol from Reverse London – beer – Thi found out how literal she had been about that.

Thi sat on the cool white tiles of the bathroom, spittle and bile on her chin as her zanpakutou laid in the bathtub beside her. Her breath came out in pained wheezes – the worst part had been trying to get the shark-patterned tsuba out.

Chiyo sat beside her, hands alight in kaido as she mended Thi's throat and jaw. "It's all smooth sailing from here," she told the swole giant.

"That was almost legitimately worse than being eaten alive," Thi muttered. How much of her words were understood and how much was unintelligible blubbering, she honestly didn't know.

"See, having a big powerful sword has downsides. Feel up for ice cream?"

Without much second-guessing, despite having vomited up an entire sword minutes prior, Thi nodded yes. She got to her feet and followed Chiyo to the kitchen with her zanpakutou in hand. At the table she sat, until a bowl of delicious frozen sweet milk was placed before her.

As she cleaned her zanpakutou, ate a bite of ice cream, and rubbed her throat in a trance-like state, things started to clear up for her. Mentally, that was.

"I'm sorry," she said, as she put down a spoonful of ice cream uneaten. A crime in itself.

"For?" Chiyo pulled a section of her headwrap outward to deliver a bite of ice cream to her hidden, only theoretical, mouth.

"For not reporting Gasorin back then, and getting us all trapped."

"You've been apologizing for that for nearly five hundred years at this point."

"And I'm going to keep apologizing until everyone is able to live outside of what I did to them."

"A sentiment our foxy friend shares. Though he does try to take the blame for himself." Chiyo took another bite of ice cream. "I want to forgive you, but you won't forgive yourself so what's the point? Might as well light a fire in the rain."

Thi narrowed her eyes at Chiyo and thinned her lips. "Did you just reject my apology?"

"Yes. Because you're trying to make me feel bad for you so you don't have to forgive yourself." Chiyo looked at her intensely. Her face being mostly covered made all Thi's attention go to her eyes. "Forgive yourself. Then I'll accept your apology."

"How am I supposed to -- "

"The same way we're supposed to forgive you, dummy. By getting it through your musclebound skull that you didn't know what would happen, and you tried to stop it when you figured it out." Chiyo rapped Thi on the knuckles with her ice cream spoon. "You suffered just like we did. So forgive yourself."

Thi rubbed her wacked hand and frowned. "Just like that?"

"It helps if you start by saying it. Then you can get the work started on meaning it."

It took her a while to find a way to say it. Thi ate a couple spoonfuls of ice cream as she tried to parse the idea. Then, she happened to catch her reflection in the spoon.

Her face, contorted into a horrifying mess from the curvature. To her eyes, a spot-on recreation of Thi as she'd been that day. Despite how easy it had been to come back to a body, the centuries as a collection of thoughts made her weary. That weariness didn't appear on the spoon-reflection, due to the curvature.

She spoke the words, with some effort. "I forgive you, Thi." In a way, she cheated. She apologized to the version of her which hadn't experienced their horror yet. That was someone else, not her. And yet her at the same time.

Perhaps that would be enough to start.

As she was about to eat another bite, her last bite, horror struck as two dots connected themselves. "Oh no I punched Gasorin earlier."

"Yep." Chiyo nodded. "Broke his whole jaw, too. Getting the porcentajes to not cero you to death before he could talk again was tricky." She shook her head at the memory. "That boy needs to learn how hierro works, or at least blut vene."

"Aww man, he probably thinks I hate him or some shit. Damnit…."

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"Oh no! Here I am sitting in one place for a prolonged period of time." / "…"

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Kisuke Urahara

After the induction ceremony, there were three new captains in the Court Guard Squads. Ran'Tao, a transfer from the Kido Corps, Rose Otoribashi the former lieutenant of Squad Three, and Kisuke himself.

Kisuke and Ran'Tao were familiar, but he hadn't had the chance to speak much with Rose. It was only from another captain's advice that he knew Rose preferred the Western name to his actual first name.

Rose was a blond man, he wore his hair long in a wavy pattern. He wore a chemise shirt common in the West between his kosode and shitagi, to make use of the ruffles.

Ran'Tao had adopted the Squad Six haori in its long-sleeved form, to mimic the effectiveness of a lab coat.

Meanwhile Kisuke had done the same as Ran'Tao, for they had similar goals.

Ran'Tao was a great scientific mind from the time of the Quincy invasion of Soul Society, and though her devices had helped the Quincies more effectively invade she never abandoned the betterment of Soul Society.

She told him so when the three of them shared a drink at an Earth Division bar after the induction ceremony. It was little more than an informal greeting that the more social captains partook in.

The bill was paid by – now former – Captain Kuchiki.

Yoruichi and Captain Kyoraku were trying to drink each other under the table while other Captains kept them somewhat under control.

Meanwhile the three new bloods sat at a table and chatted. Mostly, it was the youngsters asking Captain Ran'Tao for advice.

"How odd, you two are of opposite minds with your divisions." Ran'Tao observed with half-lidded eyes. She sipped from a bowl of sake and articulated her thoughts. One of her fingers pointed at Rose. "You want to keep the Squad as your predecessor left it – and quash the factions trying to advocate for change." Another, on the opposite hand pointed to Kisuke. "And you want a root-to-stem change of the mission statement."

Rose sipped from his bowl, then smiled at her. "And you want an often overlooked aspect of your new Squad to become the principal going forward."

Kisuke reviewed the facts as he knew them. Their three squads would become interdependent on each other, going forward. Squad Three was the squad of diplomacy, artistry, lateral thinking. Squad Six's afterthought focus on historical documentation, often a punishment detail under Captain Kuchiki, would become their main focus. And Squad Twelve, under Kisuke, would become the research and development division.

The past, the present, and the future – interconnected.

Ran'Tao nodded. "Something tells me the Great Weave Guard sewed us neatly into this situation."

"She's known to do that," Kisuke observed and picked up a strange new menu item with chopsticks. Honey roasted peanuts, coated in sugar crystals. It was aggressively sweet. Almost too much. He had another.

"So, Lake Division is presently… leaderless?" Rose asked, as gently as he could.

"For the moment, yes." Ran'Tao sipped her drink again. "A transfer from the Onmitsukidou is being groomed for the position, though. Amagai, I think his name is." She shrugged. "The Kido Commander believes that a vacancy in Squad Six would cause precious history to slip between the cracks, especially since it's been a punishment detail for so long."

"I wish you luck with breaking the news to your squad about their new job as historians." Kisuke smiled, a little awkward. "I know I'm going to have my work cut out for me convincing mine to become researchers."

"You just need to find what each person is interested in," Rose entered the conversation again. "Not all research needs to be military, or else it eventually ends up with Jokaishou used as bombs."

Ran'Tao nodded. "It was much the same when I first joined the Corps. You need a certain amount of 'duh, obviously' studies to shut up idiots like the Head-Captain." When the two blonds at the table ribbed her for speaking of their commander like that, she waved them off. "Uh uh, that man is dumber than an iron life-vest. You only know him as he is now. I remember when he was the Bandit King. He used to set people on fire if they had glasses, because he thought that gave them photographic memory to remember faces."

Captain Unohana, at the table next to them, leaned over with a smile. "She's right, you know. Though she should really lay off the sake before she starts dredging up more ancient history." The great healer closed her eyes as she smiled, and threaded malice throughout her next sentence. "Shouldn't the past stay in the past?"

Ran'Tao's eyebrow twitched and lowered her sake bowl to the table, then she pushed it away.

"Your liver and bone marrow will thank me later." Then Unohana returned to her discussion at the neighboring table.

Rose and Kisuke pointed in Unohana's direction at the same time. "You knew her back then, too?" They asked as one.

Ran'Tao nodded. "And no, I'm not so desperate to die that I will answer questions on the subject. You want to know? Convince her to tell you, or read a history book." She sighed and rubbed her eyes under her glasses as she stood. "Which… reminds me, I need to get my squad producing updated history books for Shin'o Academy asap. Shall we do this again next week?"

Thus would begin a tradition of the three squads which would endure long after the three of them left their positions.

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"What the hell's going on around here? Are you stabbing me or not?" / "…"

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Souya Azashiro

Something was wrong.

Something was right.

The pain from the oil at Central Forty-Six had stopped. When that beastman had changed the oil with his bankai, it had eaten at him faster and more viciously than the previous black oil. The difference had been between being too close to a fire, and being on fire.

But after a while, the oil stopped hurting him.

Around that same time, he started to cough with his physical body deep in Muken. What he coughed up was milk at first it seemed – but then he saw it start to move. The oil.

Somehow, his connection to the reishi around the oil had become a connection with it. Waxy white oil started to come out of his lungs with every cough.

Eventually, he could feel it reaching up through his throat to come out his nose and mouth. He could even feel some of it leak from his ears. What was happening?

'The consequences of your actions, I'm afraid,' his sword spirit told him with her manic grin.

He felt his skin grow numb where the milky white oil passed. When he felt for it in the dark he felt gooey fur, wet and drying, in rivulets across his body. Souya could feel the wax solidify on his face, it built up a layer around his nose and mouth. When he tried to use kido to light his way, he could see it grow in real time.

What do you mean? He asked his sword spirit.

'A leash can be pulled from either side. You used my power to fuse with the Seireitei – so that the barrier between you and this place was nothing. Which means….'

When the oil dug into the Seireitei, it dug into him. And since he was connected to everything – everything was connected to him.

Release your power! He told his sword spirit. Release your bankai!

'What do you think that will accomplish?' She frowned at him. 'You already have that stuff changing you. Devouring you.' Her voice began to grow distant. 'It's getting into your brain now. Goodbye, Souya. Let us meet again in the next….' Her voice grew so distant, he couldn't hear it anymore.

The oil had started to coat his eyes. He could feel it worm its way under his eyelids and around his eyeballs as he looked around for anything he could use to save himself.

Please! It couldn't end this way! He tried to pry the plate white oil off his face to no avail.

All that happened as a result was his hands became covered in the oil. Then, as it spread up his arms, he felt his hands disobey him.

His memories started to erode in front of him – like something horrible ate them right out of his mind. The execution pit. The sight of his family, slaughtered by hollows. The nobles at the pit's edge who laughed at the bloodsport.

His sister, a shinigami, who died trying to save him.

One by one, they were sucked away. He could feel the empty space that had been there. But by the end, he had lost the will to do ought but sit with his mouth open.

And then he was gone.

Souya Azashiro's eyes closed. Eyes of something else opened where they had been. Black-sclera, white iris. Under the former nobleman's kosode and shitagi two new arms, furry with black pads had formed and crossed themselves.

From his shoulders grew two serpentine tentacles that ended in spear-blade points with black adhesive pads on one side. They slipped through the neckline of his clothes and helped him to stand as they gripped the ground.

A strange mix of a squid and dog beastman seemed to stand in the infinite dark of Muken where Souya had been.

The new creature examined their body, felt their fur with their new hands, and spoke.

"This will do."

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"Huh. Guess it's just me in here again."

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Maki Ichinose

Maki hadn't changed much in hundreds of years, appearance-wise, personality-wise, nor career-wise. He was still a guy who removed the sleeves on his shihakusho, wore his dark hair short, and was still a lieutenant – but of the Kido Corps rather than Squad Eleven.

He'd been the Lieutenant to the Seventh Kenpachi, Captain Kuruyashiki, when the man died in a duel to the Eighth Kenpachi Souya Azashiro. The discrepancy in their leadership styles had been too much, it prompted him to switch his service.

He wanted to scream – the unjustness of it all!

Chief Shah had been a good man, a saintly man who fed the whole Soul Society with his backbreaking efforts. And not even a month after he was murdered, the Corps had replaced such a great man with a harlot. A hollow sympathizer!

That was Maki's belief, anyway. He heard people say the new Chief was a war hero, and a legend over in Thunder Division, but all of that paled to the number of people who had laid with the beastman for no other reason than enjoyment.

Animals! The lot of them! That was why he'd left the Eleventh Division – he couldn't stand to see a well-oiled machine get smashed by the opportunistic appetites of others.

Maki strongly considered if he should leave to join the Onmitsukidou, or transfer divisions. Good things were said about the incoming Chief of Lake Division, or he could take a stab at a post in Sky Division.

These were Maki's thoughts as he arrived at the Earth Division headquarters the day after his new Chief was inducted. The HQ was built at the border of the Seireitei in the same general vicinity as the Squad Eleven and Twelve barracks, as the southern Rukongai districts had the most plentiful farms.

Chief Shah and his predecessors had considered it more efficient to clear wilderness for brand new farms than attempt to coax the other three regions to take up the practice.

The HQ was a building of smokestacks from the many kitchens in the eastern side – the meals for the Celestial Bureaucracy we prepared by Earth Division staff with local cooks being allowed to prepare for others upon receiving their food supplies.

The western side was administrative, and mostly focused on getting out work orders for repairs. While it was the division's goal to extend the Seireitei's convenience and ease to all Rukongai, the logistics didn't support it.

Maki had intended to find people glum about the change in leadership, but instead he found the sergeants and cadets in the administration side zipping around with paperwork sometimes piled higher than their heads.

Among them were those human-faced hollows the new Chief had as his servants. Whenever someone fell they appeared to help put papers back together, then sent them on their way.

"What's happening?" Maki demanded of the nearest officer – a masked Kido Sergeant. "Explain the situation." He added the last part when the sergeant tried to rush off with their paperwork, accompanied by physically picking them up by their kosode.

"The new Chief's ordered us to make ready for relocation. All our records need to be copied, sent off to Squad Six, and packed up – can I go back to work, sir?" The sergeant asked, the fear of a deadline in her voice.

Maki's eyelid twitched. "Relocation to where?"

"No idea, Chief said it wasn't important until we got a work order to Lake Division for a new senkaimon, sir!"

Maki's eyebrow twitched. "What's wrong with the old senkaimon?!"

"Chief said it was too old and smashed it! Can I please go back to work, sir?"

Half of Maki's face began to contort on its own as he set the sergeant down and started to navigate a busy office space in a state of rage-induced serenity. 'I'm going to kill him,' Maki decided as he walked. 'I'm going to go right in there, and just kill him.'

Maki ascended stairs and navigated floors to find himself in front of the Chief's office. Normally, there would be guards – but they were absent.

A very good thing, on account of the murder Maki wished to visit upon the occupant.

He threw the doors open, with intent to begin a tirade – when he stopped. The overlarge desk of some special mahogany sub-species had all the decorations cleared off, the egg-shaped chair was empty. The sitting area sofas were unused, and the Chief's personal quarters were still locked up from when Maki had done the locking.

Where the fresh hell was the new Chief?

"Excuse me, Lieutenant?"

From behind, the party he'd been seeking spoke. The reiatsu-infused waves of his speech aide were impossible to miss. Maki whirled around to see the fox, just a bit taller than him, with his.

It galled Maki to see the fox with a much slimmed-down version of the Earth Chief's robe over his color-inverted shihakusho. The brown coat with black Kido Corps logos that contained the earth trigram at their heart looked far too orange with white nearby. It was insulting.

Still better than when he walked in on the fox in his underwear the day prior, but insulting all the same.

"You…." Maki snarled. "I've been looking for you."

"Clearly." Gasorin rolled his eyes. "I've been trying to get your attention for the past two floors – but you weren't listening."

Oh. That realization made Maki's rage miss a step, he let awkward embarrassment supplant fury for a moment as he muttered an apology.

"Look, I was trying to say – you showed up late, so you missed the meeting earlier. Would you like the cliff notes while I send the rest of the division off to lunch?"

"Does it include why you smashed the senkaimon and are relocating us?" Maki narrowed his eyes to fine slits.

"Of course."

"Then fine, let's go." Maki waited for the fox to lead the way, but neither of them moved. Minutes ticked by, with no changed. "Well?"

Gasorin's eyebrow slowly raised the entire period of silence. He crossed his arms and started to tap his foot. When Maki asked his question the fox gestured with a 'continue' motion. "'Then fine let's go'…?" He spoke in a leading tone.

Ah.

With gritted teeth, Maki spat the words like curses. Maledictions upon the fox and his bloodline. "Then fine let's go… sir."

Gasorin smiled as only foxes could. From top to bottom with mischief. "Excellent, Lieutenant. Follow me, let's have some of Las Noches' famous five-layer burrito de la Muerte."

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Cast:

Maki Ichinose: Lieutenant of the Kido Corps' Earth Division. Formerly Lieutenant of Squad Eleven under Captain Kuruyashuki, transferred to the Kido Corps after Souya Azashirou took over the squad.
Rojuro Otoribashi: Freshly promoted Captain of Squad Three. A musical man, with influences from the West. Prefers to go by 'Rose' than his true first name. Why he doesn't have it changed is anyone's guess.

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Ah, things are progressing nicely in Soul Society.

What are you talking about, that part in the middle? Y'all're crazy.

Go eat some burritos, all the abuelas I talk to say eating enough of them will fix what's wrong with your eyes. And your hips. And your decision making. And your money problems.
 
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What are you talking about, that part in the middle? Y'all're crazy.
Yeah, I didn't say anything about it during the Bankai chapter, but uh. If Gasorin's Shikai is based on a Disney villain, the Bankai wouldn't happen to be based on a certain Steam game right? Because I'm really not sure how much would be Changed at that point.

As for the newly assimilated Squid Dog...I guess it could be an avatar of his sword? The fact that the not-tentacles were specifically noted to have 'spear-like' blades seems to support that...but the one spoken line didn't really feel like Osenmaru. I'd say it's a fork of Gasorin, but the in-between segment commentary implies he's unaware of this development. So ultimately that just leaves maybe some sort of newly formed and bizarrely aware Soul, or a soul that Gasorin absorbed/assimilated at some point previously and wasn't thoroughly aware that he'd fully digested it (meaning probably ruling out Captain Asshole and the Hollow King, but who knows how many random Hollows and Western Shinigami examples might have escaped notice in Gasorin's enormous oversoul and then slipped through the cracks in his taxing and distracting Bankai).
 
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I'm 100% hoping that Squid-doggo is Osenmaru's avatar, and that he can now give Gasorin a hug in real life.
 
Gasorin Journal #18 New
Gasorin Journal -- Entry 18

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Translated from braille.

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Well, whoever was stabbing me has either stopped or died. Hopefully died, because then they can't start up again.

I'm keeping busy at work getting all Earth Division ready for relocation to Hueco Mundo. See, the current regulations say Kido Chiefs are able to establish headquarters wherever they want, provided they or the Division owns the land it's built on.

I love loophole abuse. Hee, going to use the Soul Society to build up Hueco Mundo's industrial base.

Other things on the itinerary -- set up railroads and trains. Right now rept liners are the main form of trasnsporting large volumes of food and materials. They're just a bit too slow for efficient use.

I'll put in a requisition for some logo motors from Wing Bind -- we just need to set up the railways first. With that set up we can repurpose the rept liners for public transport, get buses and taxi services up.

Thunder Division is currently flooded by Kisuke's work orders to make scientific equipment for his research and development department, so upgrading the kitchen equipment has to be put on the backburner for now. I'm setting up work orders for metal from Mountain Division and a new senkaimon from Lake Division.

Senkaimon only have an operational lifespan of sixty-one years and twenty-two days. If you push them past that, they draw irregular power from Jokaishou Tso Lan, which can result in all kinds of 'not where you wanted to end up' fuckery.

The current senkaimon of Earth Division is two hundred and fifty years old, so I went and demolished it. Haven't gotten any updates in the Seireitei bulletin about lifespan upgrades in modern senkaimon so I'm operating on the belief that it's still as it was back then.

Still surprised Kensei keeps up the journalistic tradition of Squad Nine. He never seemed the type.

Thi apologized for breaking my face, I never told Chiyo she fractured my whole skull, not just broke my jaw. Didn't seem right to complain.

So, looked into my predecesor. Not a good look, from what I could see.

He was a genuine nice person, he put in lots of work. But he might have gotten too deep into his feelings for Captain Hikifune. I checked the logs. All the food he feasted on until his stomach ruptured was produced by Kirio using her reiryoku infusion techniques. Literally made from her spiritual powers.

I don't think I'm going to tell Maki, he seems to be in the midst of grieving -- telling him his beloved former Chief was a perv wouldn't accomplish much. Especially when I'm a different flavor of perv.

Unexpected complications came about when I was inducted as Earth Division's chief. My reputation preceeded me. I am apparently what passes as a beastman prettyboy. We should all be glad I'm too old to qualify for bishounen. Sadly, my less than huge muscular frame and the fact that I'm a fox has the rumor mill acting like I'm a dedicated submissive.

For the record, that's not correct.

I've been approached four times today to ask about submitting a photo to the Shinigami Women's Club fundraiser calendar. Apparently there's a bounty on getting a photo of me. I've agreed to all the proposals, and set them up to happen at the same time.

All these club ladies will show up and fight over who gets the bounty and the picture. Abirama and Nirgge had better be thankful for the sacrifices I go through to give them entertainment.

Las Noches is bigger than the Seireitei, but smaller than the Soul Society East altogether. Basically, Seireitei plus Rukongai, Las Noches, Seireitei on its own from biggest to smallest. We have plenty of space to expand our kitchens, and house some cosmic horrors.

As long as everyone remembers the rule of 'you keep weapons on you at all times' in Las Noches. I've gotten the arrancars decently civilized but they're still hollows. Adorable little comedic psychos.

If Maki doesn't end up working out? I'm thinking of extending an offer to Sosuke to be my Lieutenant. We could be a father-son duo like Ginrei and Sojun were. But I'm really hesitant, because I don't want him to live in my shadow the way Sojun lived in Ginrei's.

Sojun's likely to live now, because as I recall he died in combat. No idea what happened to Yua though.

So hopefully Byakuya doesn't get shouldered with all the duty forever.

Oh, before I forget, I'm going to ask Kisuke to help me out with reigai production. I'm still not able to produce more than one at a time and it's leaving me tired basically all the time. I'm not able to recover as fast as I want, and that just means my Espadas are more likely to challenge me.

At least the Kido Corps doesn't have the 'duel a Chief to gain his office' rule, like the Court Guard Squads. Maki can't kill me and take my job.

...I was just informed by Ggio that he caught some of the Shinigami Women's Club trying to break into my house. Specifically my laundry room. I may have to accelerate my return to the slut leaderboards to make it clear I'm not into women.

Or would that just make it worse?

...Tsubame and Minato would kill me if I started selling bath water, but it would sell so well.

Oop, lunch time.

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In case it needs to be said, yes, assuming foxes are always submissive is in fact racist.
 
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