Out Of World Quest [RWBY]
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Thank this man, you ungrateful swine
OOW hates you all
keep it coming, scrubs
oh, wait
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where did that come from
-2∅Again.
Thank this man, you ungrateful swine
- Sky Lark begins his collision crusade against cookies.
- Coco Adel, in the spirit of the welcoming the new year's students, gives the Janitor a good-natured waterballooning. Cricket the Janitor mentally notes to investigate these so-called "Tunnel Snakes."
- Nora Valkyrie praises the sun.
- Jaune Arc approaches the Janitor, poses dramatically, and as he is about to oust him for being AARON GENTILES, he-
- -loses the battle with motion sickness. Violently. All over the Janitor.
- Glynda Goodwitch is suddenly inspired by Cricket's mop and departs to the forge. Nothing good can come of this.
- Ruby Rose emerges from the airship screaming LEEROY Jenkins, slips, and falls before she can get a word in, landing on her head. In her concussive confusion, she confuses the Janitor and the Battle Mop, flirting with the former as she mistakes it for the latter. Or maybe Vice Versa. Best not to ponder these things.
- Pyrrha consumes several of the cookies, but is stopped by the Janitor before she can devour them all. She immediately regrets this course of action and begins her hunt for the Cookie Breaker.
OOW hates you all
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When isn't it?
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See above post.
Mortifer
Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.
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Hey, OOW, how often are you changing what characters equate to which dice results?
Like, will 14 still grant control of Sky Lark next vote? And if so, how long will it take before 14 no longer controls that character?
I'm asking for purely scientific reasons, you see.
Like, will 14 still grant control of Sky Lark next vote? And if so, how long will it take before 14 no longer controls that character?
I'm asking for purely scientific reasons, you see.
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OOW will rotate out characters depending on where things are happening
and who is present
so basically, whenever he wants
EDIT: fak u guys
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the hardest part of this isn't trying to write the characters' actions and get in a proper headspace
it is trying to sequence them into a semi-coherent plot
it is trying to sequence them into a semi-coherent plot
Kids Are Cruel, Jack
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Health: 100/100
Aura: 7/50
Sanity: 87/100
"Free cookies, get your free cookies ri-"
"CRASH! INTRUDE!"
"Crash into wha-"
CRASH!
-3 Aura
-1 Sanity
My time as a janitor has dulled my once-sharp senses; the oncoming Aura meteor that was one of the new students caught me entirely by surprise in my malicious reverie. The platter of cookies that I had tenderly made with foul intentions and care was sent comically careening into the air.
I shot off like a rocket, legs pumping as I snatched the plate from midair with the tip of Mantis Panoptes and carefully caught the cookies from their respective flight arcs.
Not this time, you little shits.
"TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!"
SPLAT!SPLAT!SPLAT!SPLAT!SPLAT!
-2 Sanity
Thus I am promptly pelted with an onslaught of water balloons, painting my skin and baby blue uniform a striking red. It would seem the new students aren't the only ones with a wild hair up their ass this time around…
"CURSE YOU, TUNNEL SNAKES!" I roar to the heavens. I will have my revenge, even if it's the last damn thing I do on this forsaken world.
"Nora."
"Yes, Ren?"
"What are you doing?"
"I'm praising the sun! If only I could be so grossly incandescent~"
"DARKWRAITH MASTER RACE! REVENGE!"
"..."
One of the filthy students, a blonde wearing armor with one of those hoodie things the kids are all excited about these days, suddenly makes eye contact with my glorious self while I fester in the throes of spite and dripping crimson paint.
An expression of puzzled contemplation momentarily crosses his face, only to soon be replaced with a daring glare. The bold youth strides forward with what an observer could only call "ignorant, suicidal overconfidence" and strikes a menacing pose before me.
Wait, what? Does this mean JoJo is actually a thing around here? I must research this later!
"SO! IT HAS COME TO THIS!"
"Wha-"
"Did you really think such a disguise would work on me, Aaron GentBLAAAAAAURG!"
The wretched creature projectile vomited on my uniform.
-10 Sanity
Now I am red and green.
"I AM A CHRISTMAS TREE!" I scream directly into the face of the spoony child, grabbing hold of his shoulders and shaking him violently. "HAVE SOME CHRISTMAS COOKIES!" I foist the plate upon him and cartwheel to safety like the winsome fairy I am! I retreat to the fountain and call forth my Semblance, pulling the water toward myself and soaking my uniform in hopes of purging the vile paint. Those "Tunnel Snakes" have made a terrible enemy this day and they shall soon regret having ever crossed me.
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!"
No.
A figure leaps from atop the parked airship, crossing the distance from there to here with frightening speed!
Please, no more.
"JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN-SMACK!
"Squawk!"
It hits a bird mid-flight, altering the arc of its trajectory and crashing down to earth...
CRUNCH!BASH!WHAM!CRACK!
...and keeps on going...
DING!BANG!KER-CHUNK!
...and going until the would-be miniature Paladin lies before me, utterly defeated and bleeding from her forehead. The girl peels herself off the once-wonderfully paved path that I will no doubt have to clean and/or replace and teeters about, obviously suffering from a concussion.
"Hrrblrp!" The redhead girl dressed in purple and white sputters incoherently, a white long-sleeved coat adorned over her shoulders like a cape.
Which seems vaguely familiar...have I seen this munchkin before somewhere?
"Hey there Red, you look like a properly muscled guy." The pint-sized brat finally comes to her senses.
"Excuse me?"
"How about a fight? Come on, just you and me!"
"Kid, you couldn't last twelve seconds-"
"BLACKHAWK STINGER!"
KRAKOOM!!!
-40 Aura
Next thing I know, I'm crawling out of a six foot deep smoldering trench that had been carved into the academy lawn with my face at what I'm fairly certain was supersonic speed. Damned shockwaves are loud.
"Ah." I say plainly as it finally hits me (lighter this time). That was none other than Ruby Rose, the Mad Dog of Signal Academy and Monster of Patch.
"What the hell is Ozpin thinking, letting that miniature war machine into Beacon?! Did that demented wizard use his political clout to graduate her early?!"
"Mmph mmph mmmphmmph mmphmmphmmpmmph!" A loud, muffled declaration can be heard in the distance, which vaguely sounds like "I will find you, Cookie Breaker!"
Or perhaps that's just my ears still ringing. I look up at the cruel sky and its merciless clouds, wondering what deity I angered to earn this fate.
"%$#@ my life."
Aura: 7/50
Sanity: 87/100
"Free cookies, get your free cookies ri-"
"CRASH! INTRUDE!"
"Crash into wha-"
CRASH!
-3 Aura
-1 Sanity
My time as a janitor has dulled my once-sharp senses; the oncoming Aura meteor that was one of the new students caught me entirely by surprise in my malicious reverie. The platter of cookies that I had tenderly made with foul intentions and care was sent comically careening into the air.
I shot off like a rocket, legs pumping as I snatched the plate from midair with the tip of Mantis Panoptes and carefully caught the cookies from their respective flight arcs.
Not this time, you little shits.
"TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!"
SPLAT!SPLAT!SPLAT!SPLAT!SPLAT!
-2 Sanity
Thus I am promptly pelted with an onslaught of water balloons, painting my skin and baby blue uniform a striking red. It would seem the new students aren't the only ones with a wild hair up their ass this time around…
"CURSE YOU, TUNNEL SNAKES!" I roar to the heavens. I will have my revenge, even if it's the last damn thing I do on this forsaken world.
"Nora."
"Yes, Ren?"
"What are you doing?"
"I'm praising the sun! If only I could be so grossly incandescent~"
"DARKWRAITH MASTER RACE! REVENGE!"
"..."
One of the filthy students, a blonde wearing armor with one of those hoodie things the kids are all excited about these days, suddenly makes eye contact with my glorious self while I fester in the throes of spite and dripping crimson paint.
An expression of puzzled contemplation momentarily crosses his face, only to soon be replaced with a daring glare. The bold youth strides forward with what an observer could only call "ignorant, suicidal overconfidence" and strikes a menacing pose before me.
Wait, what? Does this mean JoJo is actually a thing around here? I must research this later!
"SO! IT HAS COME TO THIS!"
"Wha-"
"Did you really think such a disguise would work on me, Aaron GentBLAAAAAAURG!"
The wretched creature projectile vomited on my uniform.
-10 Sanity
Now I am red and green.
"I AM A CHRISTMAS TREE!" I scream directly into the face of the spoony child, grabbing hold of his shoulders and shaking him violently. "HAVE SOME CHRISTMAS COOKIES!" I foist the plate upon him and cartwheel to safety like the winsome fairy I am! I retreat to the fountain and call forth my Semblance, pulling the water toward myself and soaking my uniform in hopes of purging the vile paint. Those "Tunnel Snakes" have made a terrible enemy this day and they shall soon regret having ever crossed me.
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!"
No.
A figure leaps from atop the parked airship, crossing the distance from there to here with frightening speed!
Please, no more.
"JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN-SMACK!
"Squawk!"
It hits a bird mid-flight, altering the arc of its trajectory and crashing down to earth...
CRUNCH!BASH!WHAM!CRACK!
...and keeps on going...
DING!BANG!KER-CHUNK!
...and going until the would-be miniature Paladin lies before me, utterly defeated and bleeding from her forehead. The girl peels herself off the once-wonderfully paved path that I will no doubt have to clean and/or replace and teeters about, obviously suffering from a concussion.
"Hrrblrp!" The redhead girl dressed in purple and white sputters incoherently, a white long-sleeved coat adorned over her shoulders like a cape.
Which seems vaguely familiar...have I seen this munchkin before somewhere?
"Hey there Red, you look like a properly muscled guy." The pint-sized brat finally comes to her senses.
"Excuse me?"
"How about a fight? Come on, just you and me!"
"Kid, you couldn't last twelve seconds-"
"BLACKHAWK STINGER!"
KRAKOOM!!!
-40 Aura
Next thing I know, I'm crawling out of a six foot deep smoldering trench that had been carved into the academy lawn with my face at what I'm fairly certain was supersonic speed. Damned shockwaves are loud.
"Ah." I say plainly as it finally hits me (lighter this time). That was none other than Ruby Rose, the Mad Dog of Signal Academy and Monster of Patch.
"What the hell is Ozpin thinking, letting that miniature war machine into Beacon?! Did that demented wizard use his political clout to graduate her early?!"
"Mmph mmph mmmphmmph mmphmmphmmpmmph!" A loud, muffled declaration can be heard in the distance, which vaguely sounds like "I will find you, Cookie Breaker!"
Or perhaps that's just my ears still ringing. I look up at the cruel sky and its merciless clouds, wondering what deity I angered to earn this fate.
"%$#@ my life."
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OOW is done writing for the night
he shall return tomorrow
and when he does, he will stop sandbagging
because all the little shits are entitled to a free shot or two on the first day
but after that, they face the Wrath of J. Cricket
he shall return tomorrow
and when he does, he will stop sandbagging
because all the little shits are entitled to a free shot or two on the first day
but after that, they face the Wrath of J. Cricket
Challenge accepted
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[X] You are the secret Grand Viper of the Beacon Tunnel Snakes, and you smirk at the unaware Janitor as he falls into trap after trap. But this is only the beginning of your Grand Campaign to conquer Beacon Academy and fulfill your lifelong ambition of turning it into SnakePit Academy.
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Khawy
TITANNNNNNNNNNN
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NOBODY IS SAFE.WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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NOT NOW OZPIN, I'M HUNTING DOWN THE TUNNEL SNAKES
Mortifer
Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.
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[X] This feeling... It must be... The Tunnel Snakes have risen again! As a member of the glorious Sky Badgers, you must root them out, for he glory of the Honey Badger Commander! There is man laying on the ground near the Tunnel Snake insignia on the wall. Begin by violently interrogating him.
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FUCKING SENTIENT DIIIICE!