Well, let's weigh our options

on one hand, you have a soul-crushing pit of despair that drains Sanity like a mother%$#@er

[x] Meditating on an outdoor bench in a baby blue janitor's jumpsuit. Here I am covered by a plethora of colorful birds, enjoying the last vestiges of quiet tranquility before this year's students arrive. The gentle babble of the fountain's flowing water is soon overshadowed by the roar of approaching airship engines. Hopefully this batch won't turn out like the last gaggle of little trigger-happy bastards.

on the other, you have a character somewhere named Alfred, who may or may not be the Best Butler Ever

... So, where's the part where you show of the bad parts? You've listed two Pro's, so far.
 
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[x] I lean forward and wipe the drool on the corner of my mouth with my sleeve. These papers aren't going to fill themselves out, so I suppose I might as well take care of them. I barely notice my reflection in my computer's screen...one of my ever-helpful coworkers scribbled obscene images all over my face with sharpie. If this ink is anomalous, I swear to god…
No. of votes: 1
InfiniteDaze
[x] Meditating on an outdoor bench in a baby blue janitor's jumpsuit. Here I am covered by a plethora of colorful birds, enjoying the last vestiges of quiet tranquility before this year's students arrive. The gentle babble of the fountain's flowing water is soon overshadowed by the roar of approaching airship engines. Hopefully this batch won't turn out like the last gaggle of little trigger-happy bastards.
No. of votes: 3
Rikki
Retsof
Mortifer
[x] An endless expanse of smothering black, laying on my back by a bonfire, hands folded behind my head. In this world of darkness one can seldomtell up from down without the flame acting as a beacon. The energetic thrumming of the flawless and uncracked red orb in my pocket has roused me from my slumber. Off to work, I suppose.
No. of votes: 2
Illusion
Mykenae
[x] I was wading through a river in the pouring rain. I violently hack up water and savor the return of air to my lungs. Any longer under the surface and I would've been a goner. I snatch my patchwork canvas hat as it floats by, bobbing in the water. I seriously need to find a new hobby.
No. of votes: 1
Bondo
 
There's no chance of it winning though (at this point). So you might as well help us win. Help our boat float at the cost of yours rather than let both of our boats sink. :V
Let's go stay at the bottom of a river together, Illusion. Maybe TehChron will drag us out someday. :V
 
[x] Meditating on an outdoor bench in a baby blue janitor's jumpsuit. Here I am covered by a plethora of colorful birds, enjoying the last vestiges of quiet tranquility before this year's students arrive. The gentle babble of the fountain's flowing water is soon overshadowed by the roar of approaching airship engines. Hopefully this batch won't turn out like the last gaggle of little trigger-happy bastards.

Voting for this, just because Scrubs janitor.
 

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Vote tally:
##### 3.21
[x] I lean forward and wipe the drool on the corner of my mouth with my sleeve. These papers aren't going to fill themselves out, so I suppose I might as well take care of them. I barely notice my reflection in my computer's screen...one of my ever-helpful coworkers scribbled obscene images all over my face with sharpie. If this ink is anomalous, I swear to god…
No. of votes: 1
InfiniteDaze
[x] Meditating on an outdoor bench in a baby blue janitor's jumpsuit. Here I am covered by a plethora of colorful birds, enjoying the last vestiges of quiet tranquility before this year's students arrive. The gentle babble of the fountain's flowing water is soon overshadowed by the roar of approaching airship engines. Hopefully this batch won't turn out like the last gaggle of little trigger-happy bastards.
No. of votes: 4
Rikki
Retsof
Mortifer
Daecl
[x] An endless expanse of smothering black, laying on my back by a bonfire, hands folded behind my head. In this world of darkness one can seldomtell up from down without the flame acting as a beacon. The energetic thrumming of the flawless and uncracked red orb in my pocket has roused me from my slumber. Off to work, I suppose.
No. of votes: 2
Illusion
Mykenae
[x] I was wading through a river in the pouring rain. I violently hack up water and savor the return of air to my lungs. Any longer under the surface and I would've been a goner. I snatch my patchwork canvas hat as it floats by, bobbing in the water. I seriously need to find a new hobby.
No. of votes: 1
Bondo
 
Bon jour, the chips have fallen, and now it's time for us to throw our balls into the roulette of fate and wait for the payout.
 
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