Stealing Cricket's wallet would be cliche. No instead we must take what it most important to him: his mop. Join with me to start the battle for the mop next update. We must have the Tunnel Snakes, Sky Badgers, Vampires, and the Sun Bros all attempt to take the mop for different reasons. OOW will be crushed under the sheer power of numbers.
 
Stealing Cricket's wallet would be cliche. No instead we must take what it most important to him: his mop. Join with me to start the battle for the mop next update. We must have the Tunnel Snakes, Sky Badgers, Vampires, and the Sun Bros all attempt to take the mop for different reasons. OOW will be crushed under the sheer power of numbers.
Not if something else crushes Cricket first
 
Alright folks, OOW realizes he was being far too lenient as a merciless dictator

thusly he has removed your privilege of being able to change your votes or make replacement votes (without spending ∅ Points)

check the mechanics section of the OP for more details
 
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Alright folks, OOW realizes he was being far too lenient as a merciless dictator

thusly he has removed your privilege of being able to change your votes or make replacement rules (without spending ∅ Points)

check the mechanics section of the OP for more details
and so it becomes more and more clear that the original ruleset was infinitely closer to being truly perfect than your counterfeit :V
 
[X] Violently discover your deep, abiding, somewhat creepy, and possibly illegal love of the Banjo. YOU MUST SPREAD THE LOVE OF BANJOES TO EVERYONE.
zero_traveler threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Who? Total: 20
20 20
zero_traveler threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: DO EET! Total: 59
59 59
 
[X] Feed the pigeons of Beacon with nuts injected with laxatives.

Edit: missed the votes locked, next time.
Drasky threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Ha Total: 15
15 15
Drasky threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Ha! Total: 21
21 21
 
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[x]Loudly and boisterously proclaim the TRUE WUV that is clearly evident between OOW and (Character 1). It's obvious as daylight, so you should be doing your best to inform people. -PASS- 2
No. of votes: 1
Grue
[X] Recall your past life as Achilles, hero of the Trojan War. Become so proud of your illustrious past that you strut arrogantly from one side of the campus to the other, using your sick Pankration skills to deal with vampires, fires, Tunnel Snakes, and anything else that might impede your triumphant cross campus swagger. -FAIL- 4
No. of votes: 1
Wade Garrett
[X] For many years you searched for the stone mask to prevent future tragedies. You never found it and thought it lost forever, until today. Now with vampires infesting your school you will exterminate them all with the power of Sunny D HAMON flowing through your veins. The legacy of the stone mask ends tonight! But first you got to beat the shit out of the janitor for good luck. Then you will exterminate all vampires. -FAIL- 13
No. of votes: 1
Illusion
[X] You must do something nice for the rather frazzled looking janitor. I know! How about a giant stuffed panda, randomly appearing in his office? Along with a note on plain office paper, reading, Bacon. That should do it! -FAIL- 3
No. of votes: 1
Whatmesage
[X] Recall your past life as a City Guard of the Imperial City in Cyrodiil. Go out of your way to arrest any suspicious people at your school. It is your duty to stop any criminal scums from breaking the laws! -PASS- 3
No. of votes: 1
Bondo
[X] Use your otherworldly CHARISMA to start a flash mob. You've heard tales of the Tunnel Snakes and Sky Badgers around here, when they should all be following you. -FAIL- 20
No. of votes: 1
UnnamedDude
[X] Continue the spread of the violence free, Jet Skatin', Graffiti-loving Rudies. -PASS- 6
No. of votes: 1
zero_traveler
[X] Begin a prolonged campaign to sabotage the Headmaster's coffee supplies. -FAIL- 4
No. of votes: 1
Divider
[X] The time has come to strip Ozpin from his position. Seek an alliance with the Grand Viper to better coordinate your collective efforts. -PASS- [???]
No. of votes: 1
TehChron
[X] Observe Jaune using his neutronium skates to deface school property, and bust out your ATs to challenge him. (If character six, realize your love for all mechanized roller blades and spread them to everyone, first by giving a pair each to the two girls you puked on in the airship.) -FAIL- 6
No. of votes: 1
Archeo Lumiere
[X] You are sure that The Janitor saw you playing with Fluffy the friendly Grimm, you cannot let nobody discover it's existence so grab a knife and bake the BEST CAKE IN THE UNIVERSE to buy the Janitor silence -PASS- 7
No. of votes: 1
ziizo
[X] Be the Grand Viper -FAIL- 16
No. of votes: 1
RandomLurker
[X] It is time. Send out the Demon Summoning Program to the entire world. -FAIL- 2
No. of votes: 1
Hadiz
[X] Replace Ozpin's Coffee with Tea. -FAIL- 3
No. of votes: 1
Mortifer
[x] Drag the Janitor around school saying you need him. While dragging him around spout nonsense uncontrollably . After taking him to every room at least once explain to him the situation. Which you forgot right before you were going to explain. After meditating on it for 5 minutes, repeat. The repeat also includes the repeat so ad infinitum. -PASS- 8
No. of votes: 1
D.D. Spectator
 
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