Violation of Rule 4 - The QM Said 'Stop', Not 'Give Me 3600 Words Of Myths About Sex And Chastity Belts'.
Please do not post pseudoscience in my quest. This is not appropriate or welcome here. If you want to argue it, go make a separate thread but do not bring it here.



No, quite frankly you are very misinformed on what medieval lives were like. For example, did you know during the medieval period that if someone was accused of impotence the local wise women would have to witness the man perform in order to confirm if the accusation was true?


More importantly for the longest time privacy was a luxury of the very rich. If you were dirt poor you had a hut, which you had to share with often your entire extended family and animals. When traveling you didn't have the luxury of a hotel or even inn. Sleeping at the side of the road was so common there are surviving guides on what to do and how to avoid getting murdered by Bandits. Bathhouses were unisex, with meals often being taken in the baths though they were often operated by brothels. We have surviving images from the time period clearly showing this. Doing laundry was something that needed to be done, and is backbreakingly hard work that leaves little time for being scandalized.

This mindset didn't disappear in the early modern period, not amongst the poorest segments of the population. Course at this time what the nobility got up to left the puritan Victorians absolutely scandalized and they did their best to hide it away. Why do you think it's only now coming out that the Romans decorated everything with penises? Our idea of the chaste, repressed medieval period is nothing more than a myth created by the Victorians to justify their insane dogmatic practices, which in itself is simply a reflection of the Puritans crusade against well everything that didn't fit into their small world. Also the Sheikah as modern, really? Like they are in BOTW, they're taken from ancient Japan.

It goes without saying, that when you introduce Hyrule and its fantastical nature into this mix, and the fact they've been conquered by a slaving empire I rather blatantly based off the Romans, Hungarians and Athenian Greeks that the Victorian idea of what the medieval period is like would not apply in the slightest.

So please, do not claim an even more fantastical myth of history invented by a bunch of Victorians to justify Link somehow acting weird about doing laundry. Especially in a manner that would have characters acting like caricatures that as I've repeatedly said I am not comfortable with writing.


Yo.

Wow. Just wow. I just saw this today and I can't believe that I actually ahve to explain something so simple but okay here we go: Uhh, we were talking about Zelda, a princess, not a commoner. Or did you forget that little tidbit of her description? So yes, I was obviously talking about the rich princesses and not commoners in my points, and as you said, privacy being the domain of the rich? Very much suits her upbringing because even in Kakariko, she and everyone else was very aware of who she was. She grew up being raised with the full expectations of taking on the mantle of leadership, which would include things like "privacy" and other things that you yourself admitted that the rich did. Well well...

I was not talking about common poor people. Most common poor people didn't travel in the first place. They couldn't afford to. They tended to live and die in their hometowns, unless they were barely successful merchants or worked on a ship or some other such job that required travel and thus paid their fare. So yes actually, I did know what I was talking about. If this was some random girl from the slums, that would be altogether different, and you would be totally correct. But this isn't. If it was Mipha, raised all her life in a war camp, where privacy is a luxury soon lost, you would make sense. But this isn't either case.

This is Zelda, raised in a town with expectations of royalty thrust upon her (and thus the upbringing that this entails) and in a secluded area where everyone knows everyone and as royalty such things would not have been acceptable, just like her lesbian feelings for her friend were unacceptable. Something else that in middle ages was the domain of the wealthy. The poor cared not a jot, because they had too much other shit to worry about like survival. You are picking and choosing when you want Zelda to have a wealthy upbringing based on some random criteria.

But again, your fic write how you will. We can keep debating and I can go ahead and pull up actual refrences since the he said she said is getting boring, or you can just write. But if you want to debate historical princesses not having uptight upbringings, that's just too easy to win. You know, considering it is quite common knowledge how nobility had to worry about things like inheritance that commoners didn't so much have to worry about, as kingdom's weren't depending on their meager inheritance if they even had any. Princesses, were frequently not chaste, but were expected to be. Chastity belts became a thing just for this reason. So yes, again, middle ages princesses, (which is comparable to Zelda) were raised quite uptight. Unless you want to say you don't think chastity belts were extreme measures at all? Measures taken when the upbringing alone didn't work? (Used as early as the 16th century, though not commonly until much later when it became obvious that other measures were not working.)

Tl;Dr - Commoners /= Zelda. Because Zelda is a princess. Therefore, you cannot use how commoners act to define how a princess acts. That should be fairly obvious. Although as stated before, yes the Sheikah seem somewhat modern, (somewhat does not translate to completely, being based on old school Japan is not the same as actually being old school Japan, obviously.) so that could be negated. If you want her to be that way, it is as simple as saying "I am the author, I decide." But if you want to try and claim historic proof? Then you need to actually show it, rather than pretending to be all against argument while providing one of your own right back while pretending to be against debating in the thread, especially when I already said her persona is up to you as QM multiple times.

PS: Bringing up wise women has nothing to do with anything. They were the medical professionals available at the time, and then, just like now, doctors are exceptions to almost any rules about anything. Privacy always takes a backseat to health. So if you want to try and make me seem the fool, actually use a viable fact, (as in one that is actually relevant to the discussion) let alone the fact that for someone who calls actual scientific knowledge pseudoscience (When did I ever use that? I don't even think you know what it means since this is not a scientific discussion. Way to try and poison the well instead of actually addressing the point. Edit: Actually, my bad- there was some science here. But if you mean men and women having different tendencies, maybe you should pick up a college level psychology book. It's not pseudoscience when it is in the freaking textbooks. Contrary to popular opinion, we have different tendencies. These aren't inviolable rules that can be used to predict all men or all women, nor as I made sure to say then, do they mean that men are logical and women are emotional, but generalities that do exist in how men and women differently interpret information. Don't like it, too bad. Go argue that with the psychs who actually study this for a living. Or maybe become an expert and then prove them wrong instead of simply calling it pseudoscience because you don't like the sound of it. Humans are mammals. Every single mamallian species on the planet has tendencies that are different in the sexes. Humans just are smart enough to notice them and try to fight against them, but also stupid enough to think that denying differences makes them disappear.) you seem to think that a YouTube video with no listed source material is a viable source... Hilariously unbelieveable. And then try and use it as evidence, as if the lives of "women" in general in the middle ages even had anything to do with the lives of "princesses" in the specific in the middle ages. As if class differences didn't exist. Sad how bad that example is. Like comparing the life of a normal girl to Brittney Spears, or more modernly, Miley Cyrus. Hardly the same at all. You can't even make proper comparisons.

Now the video did actually have some historifally true info, but none that helps your point. I did not ever make Zelda out to be Victorian ideal. Not a simpering fool, (plenty of women who are not at all blushing virgins are touchy about their underthings, one does not equate the other) nor unsexual. But there were worries for noble ladies about men before marriage, because bastardry was a thing. The noble people in the middle ages were not lying to themselves about women being sexual, unlike the Victorians, but they still did attempt to ensure that their unmarried daughters did not have premarital sex, or sex with men not their husbands after marriage, unless there was an arrangement, usually if the husband was gay or had another woman he wanted to be with himself... And as such kept them in separate tents from men while traveling, or in separate rooms. Those people who were commoners couldn't afford rooms in the inns Link has frequented.

As readers will recall, in Hyrile Link went to the nice inn, not the cheap one, and it was there that you had the lady tell him that despite being married, they needed to keep their love to the bedroom and not the baths. Such a thing wouldn't be said in the cheaper inn. Because as you say, privacy is the domain of the rich. In the end, Zelda is a princess, not a commoner, and thus has the more uptight upbringing, although not as uptight as the Victorian ideal. You are the one who wrongly assumed what I was imagining, and also seem to quite wrongly assume that a girl who is not as uptight as the victorian ideal is automatically fine with anyone who traveled with her for a short time handling her panties. Rather foolish really. These things vary by the girl. And frankly, until that point and even after it, you have seemingly given Zelda more of a Victorin upbringing background than a historical one, just with a dash of nonja, so even if I had assumed the Victorian style, it wouldn't have been OOC of me to do so. Again, see how her village spoke to her about her lesbian tendencies. You wrote that, not me. So don't blame me for her having a contradictory nature. I called it out yes, but you created it. Because apparently Zelda is only Not!Victorian when it comes to being able to fight (needed for Sheik and thus the setting and thus explained away) and sex, except when she's mysteriously Victorian as fuck. For reasons.

Which is strangely odd considering that Zelda is always (except that one, Wind Waker maybe?) the typical Victorian princess with a ninja side when Shiek exists. Which you were the one who said this was an homage to the series. Again, your words, not mine. An homage to the series as it is would have her as such anyway in all honesty. She doesn't have to be, but again, you built that expectation.

And again, the whole Victorian female angle doesn't matter anyway because that wasn't what I was going for and even modern real world women today will have the same qualms depending on the personality of the woman. Only you seem to think that women are all one singular hive mind that don't possibly have different ways of reacting to their underwear. As if all women are carbon copies or something, and so none of them could possibly travel with someone for a few days or even weeks and still keep their underthings private. Which again, I said was up to you as the author.

But when you try and claim that a princess is going to share a tent with a man who is not her betrothed or her husband when there are other options, in a culture that assumes they are married because they share a room, and said princess is somehow raised as a princess but not raised to be even a little chaste, when princesses were often raised so for reasons of lineage, (and also for reasons of seduction, because appearing chaste then having moments of boldness was a strategy often used to seduce potential husbands - old school version of "hoe in the sheets lady in the streets" since the art of seduction hasn't really changed) all while claiming history as the reason and not author powers or a different culture due to this being a fantasy world... well, that just asks for debate.

Especially when you then specifically try and use ancient Japan as the basis for the Sheikah culture. Well, unless Zelda was their version of a geisha, she isn't gonna just be comfortable with "private" things. Japan like most Asian cultures in the past (and still today, though less every year) is far more "uptight" than we are despite their hentai. I have lived there for five years, and I have personally seen Japanese guys try to teasingly pull their Japanese girlfriends into the curtained adults section of stores and seen them refuse to enter. In the modern era. So if you think you know Japanese culture enough to justify that, you have no idea what you are talking about. At all. I just left Japan last month. I know it personally, not from internet memes and western ideas of what the place is like. A Japanese Zelda? Is not letting Link wash her underclothes. And certainly not a Japanese Paya who is obviously extra shy in addition to how repressive Japanese culture is in comparison to western culture.

Japanese men in general are quite different to the average Japanese woman, most of the sexuality is there for them, though not all. It is a highly contradictory place. They may have porn all over, sell used panties in vending machines for pervs to buy, and have a thriving sex industry... But most women are very sexually repressed. Let alone in their history. They are less repressed now than ever. So that doesn't help at all. If anything it makes Zelda and Paya being okay with this even stranger. But then, most of you people here have no idea what Japan is actually like, never having been there yourselves, making up ideas in your minds based off of anime and hentai. This is a culture that worries about an "indirect kiss" and holding hands is a public display of affection! And you say you are worried about caricatures? It isn't a caricature if it is how they would really react.

So between the "ancient Japanese culture" the higher privacy that you yourself admitted wealthy royals of the middle ages are used to, (especially ancient Japanese royals which is more relevant due to her upbringing) and the way she has been written the entire story, (Victorian half the time minus the helpless bit) Zelda and Paya being so comfortable with Link and their clothes is rather odd. Especially Paya, who is already extremely shy on her own even without the extra culture raising the bar higher.

But hey, what do I know? I believe that there are general (read: usually/commonly not always) differences between men and women that exist, so obviously I'm an idiot who uses pseudoscience because equality means we must all be identical! It couldn't possibly mean different but equally needed, despite every other mammal on the planet being so. Including our closest relatives. Despite actual scientific findings showing so. Nope, it sounds like something you don't agree with so it must be stupidity or misogyny or pseudoscience or something equally ridiculous like urban legends. It couldn't possibly be that the world is as it is rather than as we mere humans wish it was. Nope, not at all. After all, we have always been able to warp reality by wishing! Right?
 
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Violation of Rule 3 - 'Fuckboy' Is Not How You Make A Civil Argument.
Wow. Just wow. I just saw this today and I can't believe that I actually ahve to explain something so simple but okay here we go:

I'm gonna stop lurking for now to say...

Stop.

You're embarrassing yourself.

Number one, nice condescension, fuckboy. Right there, nobody wants to pay attention to you, listen to you, or look at you. Like, you're digging in your heels in a pretty overlong and pathetic response to something that is almost two weeks old, and responding with several thousand words justifying your sexist biotruthing. And you're doing it to the GM's face, while directly insulting him.

This isn't critique. You're just being an asshole.

Number two, that "unsourced youtube video" is a documentary by Terry Jones with direct research from those parts of England that you seem to like wanking about so much.

Number three, you are way, way more invested than you seem to realize. I mean, if you were truly apathetic, you wouldn't have typed up this many words. You're obviously pretty offended by the fact that someone called your pseudoscience out as pseudoscience.

The sheer lack of self-awareness is pretty impressive, actually. Of course, the second I post, you're gonna get super buttmad, then you'll type up another wall of text about how much more rational you are.

I know your type. People like you are fucking tiresome. You're the kind of person I'd have thrown out of my quest back when I actually liked writing them. You're the kind of person nobody wants around. You're the kind of person that gets threadbanned, and I'm shocked that hasn't happened yet.
 
Terry Jones is a widely respected medievalist and you're a random throwing a tantrum over fanfiction but sure you totally sound like the superior source.
 
The only downside is you're underestimating just how much she idolizes Link and Zelda. No, I'm not misunderstanding what you wrote, it's just more than that. :V

Admittedly, a free bit of GM advice out of all the villages worship of Zelda Paya is the only one who gets the whole "Zelda as Hylia" thing, even if she doesn't know that's literally the case because of her close ties to ancient Sheikah spirituality. So while she idolizes Link, it is partly in association to Zelda. Zelda is the main thing for her, though any fanaticism is tempered by their close relationship.
Sounds like there's potential for going from hero-worship to straight up worship if we go that route then. Hardly the ideal outcome there.
 
Violation of Rule 3 & 4 - Giant Walls Of Innacurate Text Ranting At The QM After You've Been Repeatedly Asked To Stop Are Not Welcome
I'm gonna stop lurking for now to say...

Stop.

You're embarrassing yourself.

Number one, nice condescension, fuckboy. Right there, nobody wants to pay attention to you, listen to you, or look at you. Like, you're digging in your heels in a pretty overlong and pathetic response to something that is almost two weeks old, and responding with several thousand words justifying your sexist biotruthing. And you're doing it to the GM's face, while directly insulting him.

This isn't critique. You're just being an asshole.

Number two, that "unsourced youtube video" is a documentary by Terry Jones with direct research from those parts of England that you seem to like wanking about so much.

Number three, you are way, way more invested than you seem to realize. I mean, if you were truly apathetic, you wouldn't have typed up this many words. You're obviously pretty offended by the fact that someone called your pseudoscience out as pseudoscience.

The sheer lack of self-awareness is pretty impressive, actually. Of course, the second I post, you're gonna get super buttmad, then you'll type up another wall of text about how much more rational you are.

I know your type. People like you are fucking tiresome. You're the kind of person I'd have thrown out of my quest back when I actually liked writing them. You're the kind of person nobody wants around. You're the kind of person that gets threadbanned, and I'm shocked that hasn't happened yet.

Contrary to popular myth, the word "documentary doesn't equal truth. There are lots of documentaries. Conflicting ones. Their sources are needed, no matter who they are. And it is rather simple to know that if someone is talking about a princess, then they need to be compared to a princess. Call it condescending or whatever, it is no less true. As for "feeling myself" well, who the hell are you? No one was talking to you, but you need to feel big and bad by jumping in. The "pseudoscience" is actual science. Again, pick up a psychology textbook. Male and female brains are (generally) wired differently. We use different centers of the brain more when communicating which is part of why men and women have had trouble understanding each other for literally thousands of years.

I have no problem with someone questioning me, but to do so without evidence is just annoying. It would be one thing if someone asked for my source. But instead we get asshats like you who decide that calling people fuckboy is the height of being a badass. As if you knew at all what you were talking about. The fact that people care more about what I said than where my information came from is rather telling. But then, you don't really want sources, you just want to feel big. So go ahead. Feel big.
 
@Lunasmeow @TheOneMoiderah Alright stop! That's enough you two. The GM said she didn't want pseudoscience brought into her story so stop before the mods come. If you want to argue take it to PM.
 
Sounds like there's potential for going from hero-worship to straight up worship if we go that route then. Hardly the ideal outcome there.
Yea tell me about it. I am really hoping we don't go down the Harem route on this story. In fact I am going to make sure that we don't.
 
@Lunasmeow @TheOneMoiderah Alright stop! That's enough you two. The GM said she didn't want pseudoscience brought into her story so stop before the mods come. If you want to argue take it to PM.
I agreed to drop this several times. In fact... my prior post said that in accordance with the GM's personal request I was done. But of course that wasn't good enough. The GM themselves chose to bring it back up. I've been busy with work and my own quest so I didn't see it until today. Odd that I have been the one constantly saying hey, I'll drop it here, but then everyone else has to bring it back up and then I'm the one accused of not letting go... probably the reason I haven't been punished for it is just that. The fact that I have constantly said I was willing to leave it alone, and then I actually do until someone ELSE starts it up again. I have never been the one to resurrect the issue. The thread proves that.
 
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So... you're ready for the love interest to be someone you don't want then?
I want Link to pair with Zelda in this story for a few good reasons.

1. Link is a noble's son in this story which means that he is eligible for Zelda's Hand if and when the time comes.
2. Link and Zelda are childhood friends even if she did cause him no end of grief. Fishing her out of the pool multiple times comes to mind as one example.
3. Mipha is a whole other species and we don't know if the two species can even breed in this universe.
4. As for Paya. I just don't see her ending up with Link in any way that doesn't end in a disaster of some sort.

I agreed to drop this several times. In fact... my prior post said that in accordance with the GM's personal request I was done. But of course that wasn't good enough. The GM themselves chose to bring it back up. I've been busy with work and my own quest so I didn't see it until today. Odd that I have been the one constantly saying hey, I'll drop it here, but then everyone else has to bring it back up and then I'm the one accused of not letting go... probably the reason I haven't been punished for it is just that. The fact that I have constantly said I was willing to leave it alone, and then I actually do until someone ELSE starts it up again. I have never been the one to resurrect the issue. The thread proves that.
The way to not keep talking about it is to not rise to the bait by responding and ignoring the other person. If the other person gets too annoying or disruptive than report that person. Just don't respond at all.
 
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@Lunasmeow @TheOneMoiderah Alright stop! That's enough you two. The GM said she didn't want pseudoscience brought into her story so stop before the mods come. If you want to argue take it to PM.

I didn't know I was such a driving force in this discussion.

You know, given that I only posted once.

Don't pull this false equivalence shit, and don't fucking tag me again.


And you don't get to pretend that you're a victim. You posted fifteen fucking paragraphs of drivel after the convo moved on. Again, it's been almost two weeks.

Fuck off with that.
 
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I want Link to pair with Zelda in this story for a few good reasons.

1. Link is a noble's son in this story which means that he is eligible for Zelda's Hand if and when the time comes.
2. Link and Zelda are childhood friends even if she did cause him no end of grief. Fishing her out of the pool multiple times comes to mind as one example.
3. Mipha is a whole other species and we don't know if the two species can even breed in this universe.
4. As for Paya. I just don't see her ending up with Link in any way that doesn't end in a disaster of some sort.
So you'd be absolutely happy if Zelda didn't become the main love interest? If we rejected her?
 
Sounds like there's potential for going from hero-worship to straight up worship if we go that route then. Hardly the ideal outcome there.
Like I said, it's tempered by the fact Paya actually knows Zelda to the point they've slept in the same room since they were ten. Paya does everything she does out of platonic love for Zelda, to the point she considers Zelda as practically a sister though obviously one she considers better in every way. Paya loves Zelda, even after everything that happened while Zelda had lost her mind and that's honestly what led her down this unhealthy path. "I want to help someone I love who's not well" eventually led to how she is now.

She believes in Zelda so strongly, she just can't consider that Zelda and by extension Link actually like her for who she is rather than because in her eyes they're paragons.



I'm a dude but hey anything for an excuse to post Gerudo Link. :V

shoes :V

Also, the wording of this sentence sounds really strange to me.
If you look closely you can accurately determine at what hour I wrote each part of the update. :V

But I'll fix it in a minute.






Now since we are done talking about Zelda's underpants that isn't even the subject of the update for the future if someone feels something is inaccurate please provide a source that's quick to read through to make all our lives much easier. After all, if something actually important is gotten wrong like say where the Great Maku Tree is located we'd want to fix that as soon as possible.

But we need votes people, I can't write an update with no votes.
 
Would Link have some ability to encourage Paya to be better than she is? Because it always struck me as notable that wherever Link went, people became far more able to throw off shitty stuff happening to them.
Maybe something related to being Farore's champion.

That something that we could consciously channel?
 
Would Link have some ability to encourage Paya to be better than she is? Because it always struck me as notable that wherever Link went, people became far more able to throw off shitty stuff happening to them.
Maybe something related to being Farore's champion.

That something that we could consciously channel?
No, you can't do that consciously. You must inspire through your deeds and words. Though admittedly you will be able to help a lot of people by just kicking massive amounts of ass.
 
[X] Congratulate Paya for sticking with the lesson.
-[X] Ask her if she had fun riding Abby, and offer to continue the lessons at her pace.
-[X] Ask Paya gently why she believes that she doesn't think herself worthy of our friendship and reassure her that we and Zelda don't see it that way.
[X] Ask Paya what she wants to do next.
 
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Stop: HALT
halt I see we have a problem. The QM had to call the cops. Because holy shit, ranting for almost 4000 words about underwear?
Please move on from this and discuss anything else, like I dunno the admittedly bare-bones character sheets I just threw up.
He asked once.
Please do not post pseudoscience in my quest. This is not appropriate or welcome here. If you want to argue it, go make a separate thread but do not bring it here.
He asked twice. That's more than she should need to. And then there's the whole rant of... thisness:
There is a reason men and women have misunderstood each other for all of human history, saying things like "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus". And that is because contrary to modern myth/propaganda/urban legend, and factual to modern science, we tend to think differently because we tend to use different parts of our brains more.
Do you know any actual women? All of human history? Really? Different parts of our brains?
Chastity belts became a thing just for this reason.
There are a lot of myths from the Middle Ages. Research is recommended.
Albrecht Classen said:
Most scholars now think that these metal objects were made much, much more recently than the Middle Ages, and are fantasy objects referencing a past that never really existed. Or, as the British Museum puts it: "It is probable that the great majority of examples now existing were made in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries as curiosities for the prurient, or as jokes for the tasteless." (These were the Victorians, after all—obsessed with sex and often very wrong about it.)
As someone who coincidentally has a degree in History, and has been married for 11 years, this entire derail and rant at the QM makes my head hurt. It's also a huge wall of text on a topic the QM asked you to knock off twice. So, 25 points and 2 weeks out for dragging out this disruption since October 26th. Do it again and it's permanent.
But instead we get asshats like you who decide that calling people fuckboy is the height of being a badass. As if you knew at all what you were talking about. The fact that people care more about what I said than where my information came from is rather telling. But then, you don't really want sources, you just want to feel big. So go ahead. Feel big.
Getting mad at someone calling you 'fuckboy' does not give you license to call them names either. 25 points.
Number one, nice condescension, fuckboy.
And you don't get to pretend that you're a victim. You posted fifteen fucking paragraphs of drivel after the convo moved on. Again, it's been almost two weeks.

Fuck off with that.
This is not civil either, whatever point you may have had. 25 points, a Warning for Marginal Behavior, and 2 days out.
 
@ImmortalsBlade I tried to go back and fix my mistake but I couldn't since the Mods must have disabled the edit feature on that post to prevent a continuation of the subject that I am not going to bring up to avoid the wrath of a very pissed off Mod. (See above) I did like the picture of Link in the Female Gerudo garb though.
 
[X] What makes you unworthy? Both Zelda and I view you as a friend so why don't you?
 
[X] What makes you unworthy? Both Zelda and I view you as a friend so why don't you?

Short and simple. But I'm kinda wanting to add something like 'if you put your mind and effort to it you can do it' or something like that. Like, point out that she was able to ride a horse once she overcame her fear and something to that effect.
 
[X] What makes you unworthy? Both Zelda and I view you as a friend so why don't you?

Bandwagoning is bad, but I can't think of anything better and we need votes.
 
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