Running this through a Polybius square decoder yields:DENTED STONE INSCRIPTION I: 21 24 42 43 44 43 44 15 35 54 34 45 42 12 34 14 54 24 43 52 15 11 25 54 34 45 52 15 42 15 12 34 42 33 43 34 21 44 11 33 14 52 11 42 32 44 23 24 43 24 43 33 34 44 11 21 11 44 15 14 43 15 31 21 12 45 44 11 13 23 11 31 31 15 33 22 15 54 34 45 13 11 42 42 54 52 24 44 23 54 34 45 35 34 44 15 33 44 24 11 31 44 23 15 11 12 24 31 24 44 54 44 34 13 23 11 33 22 15 24 33 44 34 11 33 54 44 23 24 33 22 54 34 45 14 15 43 24 42 15 43 34 44 34 43 43 11 52 11 54 54 34 45 42 24 33 23 24 12 24 44 24 34 33 43 54 34 45 42 12 34 14 54 24 43 43 34 21 44 11 33 14 52 15 11 25 14 15 43 44 42 34 54 24 44 12 42 15 11 25 54 34 45 42 31 15 22 43 11 22 11 24 33 43 44 43 44 34 33 15 43 11 33 14 43 23 11 44 44 15 42 54 34 45 42 11 42 32 43 34 33 44 42 15 15 43 21 24 42 43 44 43 44 15 35 14 15 43 44 42 34 54 54 34 45 42 43 15 31 21
Positively heartwarming. We should totally try this.First step: Your body is weak. You were born soft and warm. This is not a fated self, but a challenge. You carry with you potential, the ability to change into anything you desire, so toss away your inhibitions. Your body is soft and weak. Destroy it. Break your legs against stones and shatter your arms on trees. First step: Destroy yourself.
Great update. I'm happy to get more information about what the hell is going on. Friends(?) are on their way.... But what is kitty doing with that slate?
DENTED STONE INSCRIPTION II: Hvxlmw hgvk. Vevibgsrmt gszg rh mlg blfi ylwb rh hgilmt. Rg dzh zoo ylim nfxs ozgvi gszm blf zmw szh szw grnv gl tild z gsrxp srwv. Yfg yvxzfhv lu gsrh gsv dliow szh olhg gsv zyrorgb gl hszkv rgh klgvmgrzo. Gsrh nvzmh blf xzm xszmtv gl yv hgilmt ztzrmhg rg! Wvhgilb blfi ldm ylwb gl ovzim gl yv hgilmt, gsvm xizxp gsv dliow lkvm zmw uvzhg lm rgh tliv! Hvxlmw hgvk! Wvhgilb gsv dliow!
someone translate this
Don't think we're going to get a choice in that matter. The cat is not adopted, but adopts. And it has adopted us as its... bed?