- Location
- St Louis
Well at least Ralvas shows the proper attitude towards spiders.
Being dead is literally being permanently asleep. Resurrecting them is waking them up.
Tiber Septim, the glorious Emperor, could with the power of his voice transform the thick jungles of Cyrodiil into planes,"
Point of correction, Tiber Septim used the Numidium to turn Cyrodiil from a jungle into the plains it is today. Most of the stuff he did was because of the Numidium.Tiber Septim, the glorious Emperor, could with the power of his voice transform the thick jungles of Cyrodiil into planes
Pretty sure it was actually CHIM and not Numidium.Point of correction, Tiber Septim used the Numidium to turn Cyrodiil from a jungle into the plains it is today. Most of the stuff he did was because of the Numidium.
Dwemer reality hax be op man.
I looked it up and you're right.
Lets not start discussing CHIM, i have never once seen it go in a productive direction.My headcanon has it that CHIM and Mantling don't exist, they just used the fortify skill/intelligence feedback loop hax to bootstrap themselves to virtual god hood.
He is now my favourite"She'd probably hurt me in turn really badly," Ralvas replied, his ruby eyes glimmering with...with...
Oh no.
"Oh Gods no," I mouthed out as I witnessed the smile spreading on Ralvas, a smile made of fondness and beautiful memories.
My Dunmer brother was a sadomasochist.
Nothing was right in this world. Nothing!
swords? Didn't Umbra only have a mace? You mention it just above this, too.The beast growled from the ground, but as I quickly rushed in together with Berry, both of our swords ended up piercing the creature's thick hide.
Chapter Twenty-Two - Wilderness - 23th of Last Seed 4E 201 - Umbra
Waking up was always the hardest part of the day. Waking up and trying to move out of a bedroll only to crawl on the ant and insect-filled ground was even harder. I was sure I had been bitten by things best left unmentioned during the night. Perhaps worms had crawled their way into my bedroll, or leeches had attached themselves to my neck. Anything could have slithered near me, around me, or over me. I shuddered.
I shuddered once more as I did my best to quickly put on my armor, glancing around for any traces of breakfast. The bonfire had been something funny to watch. It was basically a sort-of ceramic construction crafted with magic, and Ralvas had been quite proud of his invention. It radiated heat without revealing too much light or smoke, making it perfect to avoid being detected in the night.
"Have you had an unpleasant dream, brother?" Sharrum's grumbling voice reached my ears as I turned to look at the armored orc, his body resting in full armor with his back against a tree, the ebony battleaxe held in one of his firm hands.
"Not really," I replied, "I don't normally dream a lot to begin with, and usually dreams are forgotten before waking up."
"Perhaps it is so," Sharrum replied gravely. "For it is in in such circumstances that..." he closed his mouth, and turned thoughtful. He stood up, and quickly walked towards Ralvas, shaking him awake.
"W-What!?" Ralvas exclaimed, standing abruptly up with a hand covered in ice, "Where's the enemy?" Berry was the next one to wake up, a dagger in her hand as if expecting a feral wolf or something to be at her neck within seconds. When nothing happened, she sighed and slumped back into her bedroll, not caring the slightest about what was going on.
"Nowhere," Sharrum replied, "I just thought about something. Could it be that..." and then he began to whisper. I stared at the duo, trying to stretch my hearing only for it to miserably fail as Berry stood up from her bedroll a few minutes later, catching my attention.
"We'll speak more of it later," Ralvas said loud enough for me to hear, "Now let's get started on today's breakfast," he yawned as he got himself out of his bedroll, revealing his mage robes that he hadn't even removed. I looked at him briefly, and then had no choice but to ask.
"Do you go to sleep with your robes, or do you go around with your sleeping clothes?"
Ralvas chuckled, and rubbed his beard with a smirk on his face, his ruby eyes gleaming. "The answer to that profoundly intelligent question, Umbra, is yes." I sharply closed my mouth, snorting before breaking off in a chuckle of my own. "As for breakfast," he twitched his fingertips, magic rushing through in light cerulean colors out of his hand, twirling as it condensed into a wolf-like form, "Off to hunt you go."
The wolf-like spirit howled, rushing off into the bushes without a thought. Sharrum meanwhile began to break open the oven-like bonfire, putting dry wood into it to rekindle the flame. The spirit returned after a while, a bloody dead hare in its maws. Sharrum proceeded to skin it without even looking at it, as if it was second-nature for him. A small metal pot soon began to bubble with the water gathered from a nearby stream, and thus the first breakfast of the trip was made out of rabbit stew.
Honestly, the amount of walking we had to do next was ludicrously unfair. The cobblestone road was soon left in favor of a dirt one, which seemed to rise up and pass through a rocky outcropping of the mountains themselves.
"Are your legs aching already, Umbra? Feel that pain run through you, let it empower you," Ralvas spoke with a smile. "Acknowledging your pain and striving to dominate it is the first step on the road to self-improvement."
I took deep breaths as I glanced up at Ralvas' unblemished appearance, his robes not even dirty with a speck of mud since his whole body was being carried uphill by Sharrum, who didn't even seem winded in the slightest. What kind of creature was he? Was the Orsimer made of pure stamina? Was that it?
"Out of all your siblings," Berry whispered as she began to trek by my side, slowing her pace down to match mine, "He's the one I dislike the most."
"The sentiment is...shared," I muttered back, "But he sure knows how to throw a fireball."
Berry grimaced, "That's not a point in his favor, but it's not like I have any room to talk," she shook her head, huffing. "The Stormcloaks are fighting for a better future for Skyrim, one free of the Thalmor. You shouldn't have interfered in that battle yesterday."
I exhaled in turn. "Don't you think sad things shouldn't happen?" I replied, "If something sad is happening in front of you, and you have the power to change it, shouldn't you do it? Also, where was the honor in twenty fighting less than five?"
"What tells you the scouts weren't guilty of poisoning wells, burning down farmhouses, or much worse?" Berry retorted, her face now a scowl of anger.
"Nothing," I replied. "Sometimes you have faith in the wrong things, and those things end up hurting you when you discover they aren't what you believed they were. Other times, you don't believe just to avoid getting hurt, but if you have to pick between not-believing or believing, then simply not picking is a choice in and by itself," I chuckled. "Wait and see is my usual strategy. Who's right or wrong, just wait and see. If what you did was wrong, then fix it. And if by fixing it, you make it even wronger, then keep on trying until you fix it right."
"That's what you Imperials do best," Berry replied with a scoff, "Cheap talk that leads nowhere."
I nodded. "Perhaps, but then again I am not the Dragonborn. Your words are those that can level the mountains and alter the land. Tiber Septim, the glorious Emperor, could with the power of his voice transform the thick jungles of Cyrodiil into plains," I smiled. "You are a direct descendant of the Emperor, Berry. You should be proud of it."
Berry snorted, "I'm not seeing the imperial privilege I'm due then, where are my servants?" she asked next, "And my velvet dresses? Oh, and the perfumes, we cannot forget the perfumes," she snickered, flaunting her blond hair behind her back as she struck a pose. "Do I perfectly mimic the prancing expression of a refined noble lady of court, Lord Umbra?"
"Why you are the fairest of noble ladies I've ever seen, my fair lady Berry," I replied with a chuckle of my own. The next second, something powerful jumped out of the tall grass we were surrounded of and rushed with gleaming fangs and a roar towards us both. Sharrum turned with Ralvas to stare at us, the duo who had slowed down considerably in our march and thus made it clear to the feral beasts that we were the weaker prey. I quite proudly exposed my back, upon which my shield was fixed, to the incoming Saber Cat. The claws scratched against the metal as the massive weight of the creature sent me down on my knees, the creature jumping back and readying herself for another charge.
I rolled over, my hand moving to grab my mace as the creature didn't waste time. It pounced again, rushing first towards Berry, who held up a sword in turn to defend herself, only to suddenly swerve to the left, jumping in mid-air with her jaws wide open, ready to chew down on my neck. A sizzling bolt of lightning impacted against the sides of the beast, blood spraying out of the hole as her innards became outwards, Ralvas' outstretched right hand quite gingerly crackling with electricity.
The beast growled from the ground, but as I quickly rushed in together with Berry, both of our swords ended up piercing the creature's thick hide. Mine went for its neck, while Berry's went for its ribs, easily finding and stabbing the Saber Cat straight through the heart. The beast screamed out its last death throe, and then fell silent. My breathing came out ragged and wheezing, but Berry hardly appeared fazed by the encounter.
"Didn't hear it prowl on us, too busy listening to your prattling," Berry grumbled.
"We can break for lunch," Ralvas spoke from Sharrum's back, having neared the carcass. "It would be a waste to let fresh meat spoil." The Dunmer took a deep breath as he descended from Sharrum. "I will endeavor to make it tasty, meanwhile it appears Sharrum will have time to teach you both some techniques."
At those words, some strange feeling seemed to try to take hold of my legs, warning me to leave. It was a strange feeling, one which I didn't know where it came from, but it still did. Berry huffed, crossing her arms in front of her chest. "I've survived in Skyrim's wilderness for years," she said. "I just made a small blunder, and nobody was even hurt by it."
Sharrum's smile grew tenfold as if he had utterly ignored Berry's words. He planted his ebony battleaxe on the ground and then cracked his knuckles together.
"Sharrum didn't learn fighting in the arena with Dragnor," Ralvas said offhandedly as he conjured out of thin air a knife meant to carve up the Saber Cat, before kneeling next to the carcass and starting to work on it. "He learned it in the Imperial Legion."
As soon as he said that, Sharrum swiftly pulled out from his side a pair of simple wooden swords, and threw them both towards Berry and I.
"Alas this day hath finally come," Sharrum spoke as he triumphantly pulled out a simple looking wooden buckler from his belt. Was he always travelling with theatrical props, or was this some sort of inventory system he was working under? "For today brother faces brother, to teach through gruesome training the ancient art of war. So cry not for the strife that will be born, but relish the opportunity that my teachings will grant you." He crunched the wooden buckler's straps through his arm, putting it on as if it were an extension of his knuckles, rather than an actual shield. "Come at me, young ones! I will teach you the ancient art of war!"
Berry sighed, and then actually moved to grab one of the two wooden swords. I shrugged, and did the same.
"Sharrum, remember I'm not as good with restoration magic as Rae, so don't break anything too important," Ralvas said dutifully as flames began to appear from his palms, the choice pieces of meat roasting literally in mid-air due to his magic.
"Berry," I whispered, "You take the left and I take the—"
"For Sovngarde!" and to that bellowing roar, Berry charged straight ahead only to end up on the receiving end of a hammer-blow made by a wooden buckler to her sword's guard. The wooden blade literally shattered as the young Nord girl was flung backwards, rolling on the ground and groaning in pain as she stared at her red, half-twisted fingers.
"Broken fingers I can fix," Ralvas said dutifully, while I felt my legs tremble as I realized Sharrum hadn't just decided to wait for me to do my own charge. I turned my face towards my older Orsimer brother just in time to see him home straight for my arm, which he grabbed into a lock before executing what could only be described as a move out of some sort of kung-fu fighting, only it wasn't kung-fu.
I let out a loud scream as I felt the distinctive crunching of my shoulder bones shattering.
And when Ralvas' healing light restored sensibility and took away the pain from my shoulder, and my unresponsive arm finally answered me once more, Sharrum struck one more.
Lunch was a quiet affair as Berry and I huddled together, shoulder by shoulder, our bodies tightly pressed against one another just to know that we were not alone in the storm of hell that was training with the orc. "I'm the youngest," I hissed out through gritted teeth. "Why am I the one who gets more things broken?"
"After we eat, we'll cross the mountain passage and try to find a cave to spend the night," Ralvas said aloud. "Stop whimpering about pain, Umbra. It's good for your spirit to be hurt."
"Whoever said that is a monster," I hissed out.
"Yeah," Berry nodded, "what kind of...of things do they teach in the Imperial Legion? How...how did they lose if they had this...this cruelty on their side!?"
"Sharrum's master was a peculiarly vicious person," Ralvas acquiesced, "But nothing is gained without pain, and so..."
"Hey, big brother Ralvas," I said suddenly, a strange thought lurking its way into my head. "If I were to tell our eldest sister Willow that you've been having us both hurt so much, what do you think she'd do?"
"She'd probably hurt me in turn really badly," Ralvas replied, his ruby eyes glimmering with...with...
Oh no.
"Oh Gods no," I mouthed out as I witnessed the smile spreading on Ralvas, a smile made of fondness and beautiful memories.
My Dunmer brother was a sadomasochist.
Nothing was right in this world. Nothing!
chest of a nearing
outnumbered threeIt was like witnessing a sort of tactical manual on what to do when outnumber three to one, and it was quite honestly a thing of beauty.
It probably has more to do with the fact that they were Stormcloaks.That's weird. Berry was a bandit in skyrim. She has to have shanked a nord or two. Especially when the asshole are trying to shank her for no good reason.
It's been a while since this has been updated. Has Shade lost the blessing of the Coffee God and is now unable to churn out a chapter every day?
But she actually tried to join the Stormcloaks and believes in what they're doing. They rejected her because she was too young.That's weird. Berry was a bandit in skyrim. She has to have shanked a nord or two. Especially when the asshole are trying to shank her for no good reason.
That wasn't why Shade got hurt though. Shade got hurt because he didn't dooddgggeeee.I expect Ralvas and Sharrum to be quite upset with Berry since Umbra got almost killed because she was too sentimental to kill soldiers who wanted to split her in half.