Monster Musume Host Quest: Your Life with Monstergirls

Oh, hey @Kaelor, Are we gonna get Shokugeki no Soma style eating scenes?

You know, like this: CENSORED

EDIT: is this even safe for work?

EDIT The 2nd: If we get a crit role on cooking maybe?

EDIT THE RECTENING: Imma just remove the vid. Google "shokugeki no soma eating scene"
and you'll know.
 
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[X] Basic Harpy
[X] Land Harpy
[X] Heavyweight Centaur
[X] Small Arachne
 
[x] Dairy** - Got milk? These girls do! Their maternal instincts make them perfect nannies, and the milk they produce is extremely healthy. After a look at these jugs, even surely teens will want a glass!
[x] Poultry - bring one of these home and you'll never go hungry again! This breed lays fresh eggs every day, no fertilization needed. Show your kids the miracle of nature!
[x] Small - these adorable little critters make the perfect playmates for small children. Bouncy and full of energy, their childlike innocent will bring joy to any home.
[x] Pink - sweet flavored, strong sexual appetite. Not suitable for homes with minors.
 
[ ] Medusa - rumors of their ugliness are greatly exaggerated, and they certainly won't turn you to stone! Sweet and shy, these snake-haired women are known for their keen eyesight.
...Medusa are stated to have poor eyesight, which is why they appear to glare all the time.
 
I feel like the Dairy Centaur and Small Arachne would make a good combination as the centaur could act as a mother figure to the Arachne.
 
Options that interest me:

[ ] Basic - not venomous, these brightly-colored ladies hunt by constriction, making them great huggers! Measuring around 20 feet from head to tail, there's plenty of love to go around!
[ ] Medusa - rumors of their ugliness are greatly exaggerated, and they certainly won't turn you to stone! Sweet and shy, these snake-haired women are known for their keen eyesight.

[ ] Shark** - Yar! These piraty predators will eat almost anything, making them a snap to feed! Don't be scared though: as the saying goes, they're more scared of you than you are of them.

[ ] Basic - their lower halves may be scary, but these clever weavers are really handy to have around! Their silk is a strong as steel, great for everything from clothing to hammocks.
[ ] Small - these adorable little critters make the perfect playmates for small children. Bouncy and full of energy, their childlike innocent will bring joy to any home.

[ ] Heavyweight - though a bit dim, these gentle giants can't be beaten for strength! The ultimate work horse, they will happily take over those heavy chores so you can relax.
[ ] Dairy** - Got milk? These girls do! Their maternal instincts make them perfect nannies, and the milk they produce is extremely healthy. After a look at these jugs, even surely teens will want a glass!

[ ] Basic - highly fluid, mildly acidic. Seeks out water.

[ ] Pink - sweet flavored, strong sexual appetite. Not suitable for homes with minors.
--You know why? Irony. Totally for the irony, completely and totally.

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So...that's eight, I need to narrow it down. What's winning? I need to make choices!
 
[X] Basic Harpy
[X] Land Harpy
[X] Heavyweight Centaur
[X] Small Arachne

Actually more interested in seeing her handle Harpies
 
Hmm, Heavyweight seems fun.

Small Arachne, definitely. That's two, but not sure what other two to fill it with.

Hmm, I'll go with this, provisonally, with a fifth as the 'God this would be amusing' option.

[X] Medusa.
[X] Heavyweight.
[X] Dairy.
[X] Small Arachne.
[] Pink Slime.

Still willing to be convinced.
 
Hmm, Heavyweight seems fun.

Small Arachne, definitely. That's two, but not sure what other two to fill it with.

Hmm, I'll go with this, provisonally, with a fifth as the 'God this would be amusing' option.

[X] Medusa.
[X] Heavyweight.
[X] Dairy.
[X] Small Arachne.
[] Pink Slime.

Still willing to be convinced.
Medusa seems a bit boring compared to the ironic hilarity of the pink slime, to me, personally.
 
[X] Medusa Lamia
[X] Raptor Harpy
[X] Dairy Centaur (Female Only)
[X] Pink Slime
 
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