Options that interest me:
[ ] Basic - not venomous, these brightly-colored ladies hunt by constriction, making them great huggers! Measuring around 20 feet from head to tail, there's plenty of love to go around!
[ ] Medusa - rumors of their ugliness are greatly exaggerated, and they certainly won't turn you to stone! Sweet and shy, these snake-haired women are known for their keen eyesight.
[ ] Shark** - Yar! These piraty predators will eat almost anything, making them a snap to feed! Don't be scared though: as the saying goes, they're more scared of you than you are of them.
[ ] Basic - their lower halves may be scary, but these clever weavers are really handy to have around! Their silk is a strong as steel, great for everything from clothing to hammocks.
[ ] Small - these adorable little critters make the perfect playmates for small children. Bouncy and full of energy, their childlike innocent will bring joy to any home.
[ ] Heavyweight - though a bit dim, these gentle giants can't be beaten for strength! The ultimate work horse, they will happily take over those heavy chores so you can relax.
[ ] Dairy** - Got milk? These girls do! Their maternal instincts make them perfect nannies, and the milk they produce is extremely healthy. After a look at these jugs, even surely teens will want a glass!
[ ] Basic - highly fluid, mildly acidic. Seeks out water.
[ ] Pink - sweet flavored, strong sexual appetite. Not suitable for homes with minors.
--You know why? Irony. Totally for the irony, completely and totally.
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So...that's eight, I need to narrow it down. What's winning? I need to make choices!