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Monster Musume Host Quest: Your Life with Monstergirls

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[X] The Sun Room. No sun now, but the view of the storm will be great and it has just as much space as the living room.
 
[X] The Kitchen. A late night snack will be a great way to make a good first impression.

If they are at all normal, food=friendship in pretty much every animal.

Kaelor said:
"Damn it's wet out there!" says a youthful voice, and not that it isn't moving you can clearly see that the 'thing' is a minuscule arachne, his human half looking no older than eight years old. His lower half was covered in spiky hair that was damp with rain, and his black shirt and dark hair were similarly soaked. Rapidly spinning in his perch three feet up your wall, a dark eye on the side of his head (he had an eye on the side of his head!) makes contact with yours and he instantly turns to face you. "Hey, are those towels?"
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'and not that it isn't moving' is like and now that it isn't moving.
 
I am not too sold on the kitchen plan.

Having read too many wuestionable manga has made me inherently wary of offering Honey a "late night snack".
 
[X] The Living Room. It's large enough for everyone to be comfortable and maybe you can show off the piano a bit.
 
The Laurent said:
@Kaelor , did we make sure to stock up on snacks for all of the types we were going to be getting?
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Yes.

Omegahugger said:
Funny. We voted to play an asexual character, and yet the very first vote was about screwing things.

[X] The Sun Room. No sun now, but the view of the storm will be great and it has just as much space as the living room.
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You pick the Pink Slime, you get sexy antics. Being asexual doesn't shield you from those, it just means that when they happen you'll be rather bored and wonder why everyone else is making such a big deal out of it.

Omegahugger said:
It also has fewer things to accidentally break than the living room.
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No picture of the basement, sadly, but as you can see there's breakables in pretty much all the rooms.

Terrabrand said:
[X] The Kitchen. A late night snack will be a great way to make a good first impression.

If they are at all normal, food=friendship in pretty much every animal.



'and not that it isn't moving' is like and now that it isn't moving.
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Fixed.

They'll probably thank you not to refer to them as animals though. Generally speaking, liminals are no more controlled by their instincts than humans are. Of course, how much humans are controlled by their instincts is a matter of some debate, so...
 
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[X] The Sun Room. No sun now, but the view of the storm will be great and it has just as much space as the living room.
It also has fewer things to accidentally break than the living room.

As a side note: I am pleased with the asexual representation thus far. Though personally, while I tend to ignore the sexual aspects of things, I don't really outright disdain them. Additionally, modesty is still a thing I observe :p

Otherwise, your portrayal is pretty much spot on.

Edit: Also, do we have cling-film?
 
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Kaelor said:
Fixed.

They'll probably thank you not to refer to them as animals though. Generally speaking, liminals are no more controlled by their instincts than humans are. Of course, how much humans are controlled by their instincts is a matter of some debate, so...
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I was using animals in a literal sense, thinking particularly of humans (in other words, animal kingdom). I've heard stories of wartime: man sneaks into enemy trenches at great risk and effort planning to kill as many enemy combatants as possible. First guy he comes to offers him the last piece of bread. Leaves at great pain and effort killing no one.
 
Kaelor said:
You pick the Pink Slime, you get sexy antics. All being asexual doesn't shield you from those, it just means that when they happen you'll be rather bored and wonder why everyone else is making such a big deal out of it.
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Actually, I meant in the linguistic sense that the text said "screw that". Our first vote coming from the main character and not a check list included a well-known euphemism for sexual intercourse.

Expect more jokes of similar, if not lower, quality as the thread goes on.
 
[X] The Sun Room. No sun now, but the view of the storm will be great and it has just as much space as the living room.
 
Omegahugger said:
Actually, I meant in the linguistic sense that the text said "screw that". Our first vote coming from the main character and not a check list included a well-known euphemism for sexual intercourse.

Expect more jokes of similar, if not lower, quality as the thread goes on.
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Ah, I see! :)
Jeboboid said:
As a side note: I am pleased with the asexual representation thus far. Though personally, while I tend to ignore the sexual aspects of things, I don't really outright disdain them. Additionally, modesty is still a thing I observe :p
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In retrospect you're right that I may have emphasized the 'sex is boring' aspect of the character a bit too much and made it seem like disdain, so I've gone back and softened it.

It was also not my intention to suggest that Chiyori was immodest. She's definitely not a fan of running around with her breasts showing, but after having her foyer smashed and being sexually assaulted by a living ooze, she's all out of f---s to give (so to speak). I've rephrased it to try and make it clearer that her lack of major reaction is more a result of being both overwhelmed by the situation and an innately practical person rather than because she has no nudity taboo.

Jeboboid said:
Edit: Also, do we have cling-film?
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You're a cooking enthusiast. Of course you have cling-film!

PS: For those players not in the UK, 'cling-film' is more commonly known as plastic wrap or food wrap.
 
Terrabrand said:
I was using animals in a literal sense, thinking particularly of humans (in other words, animal kingdom). I've heard stories of wartime: man sneaks into enemy trenches at great risk and effort planning to kill as many enemy combatants as possible. First guy he comes to offers him the last piece of bread. Leaves at great pain and effort killing no one.
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Actually meant to clarify but forgot to actually say in this that I initially was planning to say something like "if they are anything like humans" but then considered further and it's more a 'most animals, humans included' thing rather than a 'very human' thing. Since I was principally thinking of humans in the first place.
 
Hey, did you ever get around to reading A Centaur's Life/Worries? It actually does have some pretty good stuff in that direction, including small throwaway things like child car seats that are designed for someone with a tiny little cute horsey bottom-half.
 
The Laurent said:
Hey, did you ever get around to reading A Centaur's Life/Worries? It actually does have some pretty good stuff in that direction, including small throwaway things like child car seats that are designed for someone with a tiny little cute horsey bottom-half.
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Not yet, though if I ever have some spare time I'm definitely going to give it a look.

Terrabrand said:
Actually meant to clarify but forgot to actually say in this that I initially was planning to say something like "if they are anything like humans" but then considered further and it's more a 'most animals, humans included' thing rather than a 'very human' thing. Since I was principally thinking of humans in the first place.
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Feeding guests is often considered a basic gesture of friendliness and hospitality in cultures all over the world, so your logic of food=friend isn't a bad. Thank you for clarifying.
 
Well.... that went worse than I as expecting but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Eh, no one got hurt and we were only slightly molested.

Can we feed them even if we don't vote kitchen? Have them sit in the living room or sun room and then bring them snacks?.... Actually, never mind that would involve leaving them alone with each other. That's just going to end with something getting set on fire and a few broken windows.

[X] The Kitchen. A late night snack will be a great way to make a good first impression.

Food is simply the best gift you can give anyone because they can eat it. It also keeps them in our sight and allows us to socialize with them while we get them a snack.
 
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