Excellence 2.3.1
The next afternoon I found myself back in my dorm room, restlessly pounding away at my computer's keyboard.
The past sixteen or so hours had gone . . . less than well.
[***]
Firstly, the bob-omb had blown Victoria 'out' of the 'arena,' landing her in a random nearby dumpster. She wasn't happy about that, cursing at lying, backstabbing villains and such. I didn't have the opportunity to explain the nature of the item in the game to her: that a bob-omb would sit there idly for a while, then start walking and explode next to the first person it bumped in to, sending them to Kingdom Come in context of the game. I doubted that there was any ill intent involved.
Regardless, once the timer ran out shortly thereafter, I was shocked to see a few dozen PRT officers and a couple Protectorate capes move in like clockwork, with a number of the Wards following in behind them. I stood there dumbly for a few moments as the first few audience members got evacuated, and then it clicked.
"This was a sting."
It was all too perfect, too coordinated, too reactive. Only a couple minutes had passed from the interruption to the ending of the fight. There was no possible way this many people could be on site and ready unless they were prepared to converge here in advance. Dennis was the first newcomer to reach my side, and despite his solid faceplate mask I could see him bodily recoil a bit on seeing my face.
"This was a sting!"
Clockblocker gestured as if he was about to say something sarcastic, then froze. He turned silently. Armsmaster had come up behind him. Despite my irritation I idly noted his spear looked different than it had the last time I saw it. He spoke next.
"You weren't briefed?"
I mentally reviewed the briefing I got. At no point was it presented to me as anything other than a voluntary guard gig with no expectation of trouble.
"I . . . I was briefed. But not on the nature of the event, or that there was any sort of operation planned! What the hell?"
Really mature attitude to have after your first day at work, Hero.
Rather than chastise me, Armsmaster's eyes merely flicked to something he could see that I couldn't. He frowned.
"I'll speak with the Director."
He turned and walked away.
I heard a faint whistle from inside Clockblocker's mask. He shook his head slowly.
"Yeah, I didn't think we'd be dumb enough to send you in blind unless they completely forgot to brief you. But every day I am further humbled by the powers of bureaucracy." His voice dimmed to near silence. "Didn't peg Piggy as having a hate-on for the newbie, though." He cleared his throat loudly, and resumed a normal speaking volume. "In any case, Armsmaster can tell when you're lying, and while he's never the most . . . verbose person, he also doesn't show stuff on his face unless he's really feeling it. Guy's almost impossible to make laugh. He'll be extremely interested in hearing why the esteemed Director saw fit to send you in blind. Maybe he'll even- wait. Wait a second. Did you say you didn't know what this event was before coming here?"
I nodded, still annoyed.
"Hoo boy. I have one bit of advice: hold your temper. Sometimes the fastest way to gauge a newbie's attitude is to douse them with cold water and see if they scream, cry, or rage out. Metaphorically. I responded to a clampdown on my shining personality with blurting out my cape name at my first press conference. That established my line in the sand, and after the penalties and such wore off, they never tested me in that direction too far again, beyond keeping me in line with minimum Wards decorum standards. I don't know if this was a test or of what, but don't let them see it got to you. Even if it turns out to have been shitty. Hold it in, for your own sake. I wish I had gotten that advice myself."
[***]
That much of Dennis talking without a joke had been surreal enough that I just nodded without further comment. We were scooped up and taken back to HQ for debriefing, which involved a lot of waiting as all the participants filled out their written reports. Apparently the PRT was too poor to do digital paperwork; tinkertech didn't lend itself to mass produced consumer class conveniences, after all. I got to cheat and use my power, and was mentally spinning my wheels on why I wasn't properly informed of the operation's parameters. Eventually, the Wards were called in.
Chris looked quite nervous; Dennis was neutral, and Missy was shooting glances at them and me, wondering what was up. I didn't raise a stink in the hallways before the meeting, so she had been clueless as to the nature of my irritation until this point.
The debriefing started with a video playback of Victoria's unofficial post-op-interview, which functioned as much the same thing. Her description of the events was colorful, so say the least, and pulled a couple chuckles out of Dennis, which were quickly squelched by glares from Director Piggot. After that I was prompted to give my overview. I didn't snap, I just took a deep breath and related my account of events. Beyond a few Dennis comments of "bullshit" regarding the more fantastical stunts I pulled off, there were no interruptions.
Next, Chris was asked to replay his footage of the event.
What?
Sure enough, a series of camera perspectives showed up on the conference room's gigantic screen, each covering a different angle of the stage. One at least one drone was dedicated to each cape individually, and other drones took pains to keep different pairs of us in frame together at all times. I watched silently as the fight replayed, fuming internally at the fact that we wasted all that time with the accounts when we could have just watched the video first.
Calm down. Don't let it get to you. Don't get mad.
The video playback ended. Piggot turned off the screen and looked back down the long table at us.
"Well, it seems that Lightshow doesn't have any bad habits of exaggeration in reports to stamp out."
I wasn't sure how to feel about that one. Something was fishy. At that point I had just decided to flood my mind with my power and listen.
[***]
As much as I had been tempted during the questions and clarifications portion of the meeting to harp or lash out, I simply asked why I hadn't gotten the same briefing as the rest of the group. I used no invective, and asked plainly. Piggot apparently hadn't expected that precise reaction, but she did respond equally plainly: I didn't need to know.
At that point the irrational and rational parts of my mind had screamed out in concert, and I clamped down on my first few gut reactions. I let the rest of the meeting play out while remaining silent, and I eventually found myself back in my dorm room, fuming at my analysis.
Tests.
Tests upon tests upon tests. Layered, over and over again, to gauge every aspect of how I reacted to the entire scenario. A Byzantine labyrinth of stimuli and potential reaction I could have had. An utterly impersonal, alien and cold way of determining a degree of my future attitudes and reactions to various types of orders and scenarios.
I signed up to fight the Endbringers, not be a damned lab rat!
My stomach chose that moment to growl pathetically. I got up and wandered out to the kitchen area, mentally diagramming the entire potential map of things they artificially did in that scenario differently than normal on account of a new Ward starting. It was quite the list. A thinker probably had to be involved at some point.
I opened the fridge and eyeballed the contents. Without really focusing on it I grabbed a bunch of stuff and started slapping together something to eat. More importantly, I had to wonder just how much of that testing was gauging for trust. Would I blindly follow orders? Could I accept knowingly not being told everything? How would my attitude and performance be affected?
I was chopping down with a carving knife with probably too much force when Dennis sauntered in, freezing when he saw me with a blade and a frown. Whatever he was going to say first died on his lips when he eyed my work.
"Those looks tasty, can I have one?"
I looked down. I had prepared about a dozen miniature sandwiches, cut and garnished with toothpicks and olives. It looked like something out of a commercial.
Without waiting for a response, Dennis grabbed one and shoved it halfway in his mouth, and bit down. An appreciative noise hummed out, then he finished chewing and swallowed.
"Holy crap, that was good! For regular doses of food like this I'd cheerfully pick up a few of your side duties once in a while!"
I looked down at the sandwiches, grabbed one, and took a bite.
It was good. Like, really good. I . . . I could cook, sure, but this? I took another bite. Still delicious.
What the hell?