Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest (STORY ONLY)

Chapter 88 (Interlude): The Chūnin Exams
Chapter 88 (Interlude): The Chūnin Exams

"Look at me," Nagatsuka-sensei said sharply, taking Maaya's shoulders in both hands and squeezing hard. The girl's eyes were wide, her face pale, and her body tight with nervousness about the upcoming fight; she needed to be settled down.

Maaya tore her eyes away from the ring where, in less than a minute, she was going to face Takao. Takao of the dreamy eyes that she could lose herself in...if he would stop looking away every time she looked at him. (Was it embarrassment or disinterest? Boys were complicated!) Takao of the silky, messy hair that made her fingers itch to comb it straight. Takao of the tiny little smile that was always hovering at the corner of his mouth. The smile that she always found herself wondering if she could capture with a kiss...and, of course, she always dissolved into stammers and blushes when she found herself wondering.

With an effort of will she met Nagatsuka-sensei's eyes.

"Listen to me, girl," Nagatsuka-sensei said quietly, her voice full of steel. "You can do this. It's time to show that little punk what you can do. Don't hold back, take him down with your first strike. Which do you think he'll respect more, a trembling girl who rolls over at the first punch, or a kunoichi full of confidence who challenges him to improve, who forces him to train harder in order to measure up?"

"A kunoichi full of confidence?" Maaya said uncertainly.

"What are you, girl?" Nagatsuka-sensei demanded. It was a mantra between them.

"A rock leopard, sensei," Maaya responded, the words coming out by pure conditioned response that required no conscious thought. "Fast and strong."

"How fast do you strike?"

"Fast as a leopard, sensei."

"How fast do you strike?!"

"Fast as a leopard, sensei!"

"Godsdamnit, girl, how fast do you strike?! "

"FAST AS A LEOPARD, SENSEI!"

"How hard do you hit?!"

"HARD AS A LEOPARD, SENSEI!"

"Damn straight! Get in there and punt that kid into a wall!"

Maaya put one hand on the railing of the contestants' box and vaulted down to the sandy floor of the arena with the easy grace of the leopard Nagatsuka-sensei had trained her to be. She could feel the beast, her personal totem, rearing up around her in her imagination, its strength flowing through her as its thunderous roar rang in her mind's ears. She barely restrained herself from roaring alongside it, but could not prevent her lips from skinning back from bared teeth.

"Kick his ass, Maaya!" Akihiko yelled from the stands. She turned and gave him a braggart's half-bow of acknowledgement.

Takao, never flashy, walked calmly down the stairs. Unlike Maaya, who carried nothing but a double brace of kunai and wore no armor beyond a pair of trauma plates, he had two bandoleers of darts in an X across his chest and chains looped many times around his forearms. Dozens of metal scales studded his uniform, varying in size but each with a seal carefully carved into its surface; the pouches at his belt probably held even more. His hair was carefully pulled back, held out of his eyes behind his forehead protector. Despite that it still managed to resemble a sideways haystack more than a smooth ponytail.

"Congratulations on making it this far," he said, the smile sincere. "That landslide move in the canyon was amazing. Was that your idea?"

The leopard fled in disgust as blood rushed to Maaya's cheeks. "Th-thanks," she said. She cleared her throat, trying to make sure she wouldn't stammer again. "Yeah, that was mine. You were pretty good too. The way you breezed past that seal trap was smart. We had to brute force it."

He shrugged modestly. "We were lucky," he said. "Happened to spot it before we got too close, so we had the chance to tweak the trigger instead of fighting past it."

"Yeah, but you didn't just disable it, you—"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, GIRL?! STOP FLIRTING AND KICK HIS ASS UP INTO HIS NECK!"

A wave of laughter rolled around the bleachers; the sound went through Maaya as a spike of shame that converted straight into firey rage when Takao joined in. It was a nervous, embarrassed laugh, but it was still a laugh and—

"Fight!" the proctor shouted.

The nervousness and shame had fled as the rage burned them away; at the proctor's word Maaya charged forward, the leopard roaring in her soul once again. She raised a kunai, ready to throw if he started a technique or reached for a seal—not to kill or harm, simply to interrupt—but Takao leaped forward, chakra blasting from his feet to send him up and over her head. In mid-flight his hands dipped into his pouches and sent dozens of metal disks scattering in all directions, the bright sun glinting on their seal-encrusted surfaces.

Maaya twisted, pushing chakra from her feet to leap blindly to the left. Some of those seal disks were undoubtedly about to land on or right in front of her and if she stepped near one it was over.

She hit the stone wall of the arena feet-first and ran along its surface, her body parallel to the ground as she cut handseals. "Wind Release: Sirocco!" she shouted. The burning-hot breath of the desert howled up the sandy arena, lifting the sand and scouring it across the disks, destroying their seals—some of them, at least. A line of fire and explosions bloomed in a straight line towards Takao; for a moment Maaya's heart stuttered in her chest as she thought he wouldn't move fast enough, that he would actually be caught in the jutsu. If the Sirocco scoured away the seals he wore on his body, potentially activating them in the process—

Fortunately, she wasn't giving him enough credit; he slapped a hand on his chest, activating one of the seals and producing a five-foot granite boulder that he ducked behind just in time.

The moment the wind passed he was up and away from the boulder, left hand hurling darts even as the right grabbed the largest scale off his chest—the size of a tea saucer, barely fitting between the bandoleers—and aimed it. Maaya knew what was coming; she slapped a hand on the surface of the wall, chakra-adhering it in place and letting her feet go out from under her so that she could reverse direction fast. Her body swung around on the pivot of her arm, the momentum of her run transferred straight into her shoulder in a shriek of pain that she ignored in favor of yanking hard to slingshot herself back the way she'd come.

She was just barely in time. The Water Cannon seal was nothing fancy—just a large storage seal set to eject its contents at high speed. Fill it with water and you had a zero-chakra equivalent of Mist's famous Water Bullet. Worse, Takao had apparently gotten one of the really big seals from somewhere (stupid clan kids and their jounin parents!), because there was enough water that it came out in a two-second geyser that he swept back towards her. She put on a burst of speed, staying just barely ahead of the blast until it ran out of water. It was so close on her heels that she could feel the splash soaking her calves.

Takao hurled the expended seal disk aside and started throwing darts from his bandoleers with both hands. The seals on each dart were too small to make out, but Maaya had no doubt they were there.

The best answer to darts would be a Reflecting Barrier, but Takao was too fast and too close. "Wind Release: Adamantine Air!" Maaya thrust her hands forward, index fingers extended like spears. It wasn't the best counter, but it was the fastest and that was what mattered. Five meters in front of her pointing fingers, two disks of air froze in place, presenting a nearly invulnerable barrier to the oncoming storm of metal.

The emphasis was on the "nearly".

Two meters after leaving Takao's hands the explosive seals on the back of the first flight of darts detonated, accelerating the weapons forward at insane speeds. The first three slammed into the air barrier and were stopped, but the razor-sharp steel point of the fourth punched through; the impact made the soft iron shaft of the dart crumble into a messy ball that blasted the hole wider, shattering the barrier completely and opening the way for the flock of darts that followed.

Fortunately, the barriers had bought Maaya just enough time to finish the handseals of her next jutsu. "Wind Release: Air Push!" She slashed her palms from right to left in a double-strike move that would have made the village tai chi master nod in iron-faced approval.

Air Push was one of the simplest jutsu there was, just a short-ranged blast of air that wasn't really focused enough to cause harm. What it was absolutely wonderful at, however, was sending a massive group of incoming darts scattering in all directions, many of them back towards their owner. The proximity-sensor seals couldn't tell the difference between one human-sized moving object and another; as they came in range of Takao they started detonating.

She watched Takao's ice-blue eyes go wide as the wave of destruction swept over him. Her heart was in her throat as she charged forward, praying that Nagatsuka-sensei had been right and that Takao would be loading half-powered low-lethality tags. If he hadn't....

He had. Instead of blowing him to shreds the explosions only tossed him across the arena like a slap from a god. He slammed into the wall hard, all the breath going out of him, and collapsed to hands and knees. His forehead protector had come loose and the silky haystack was tumbling around his face as he tried to shake off the impact. She drove harder, chakra surging through her muscles as she closed the distance. Takao's chains were good in close, but she was better. If she closed the range, this fight was over.

BOOM!

She had been so focused on her target that she hadn't paid attention to her surroundings. One of the mines that Takao had dispensed at the start of the fight had been partially buried in sand raised by her Sirocoo and she'd missed it. It sensed her passage and detonated, hurling her into the air and spinning her like a rag doll. The blast was soft, again not intended to kill, but more than enough to interrupt her movement and throw her where, unfortunately, another group of mines waited.

She was still two feet above the ground when the next patch of mines sensed her and detonated, blowing her back into the air like balls in a juggler's hands. The trauma plate on her back soaked most of the damage, but it still felt like she'd taken a hard punch from a pissed-off Nagatsuka-sensei.

Oh gods, Nagatsuka-sensei. Her teacher was going to kill her if she lost this fight.

As she reached the top of her arc she managed to control her tumble until her feet were under her. "Wind Release: Adamantine Air!" she cried, pointing down to freeze the air directly under her feet. The protective disks were slick as glass and immune to chakra adhesion—they were, after all, just air—but she managed to push off in generally the right direction. Her feet went out from under her as she did; she landed clumsily, her ankle shrieking in protest as she sprawled out hard.

Takao was back on his feet, weaving like a drunkard but focused enough to cut handseals and flick his hands to the sides. "Masamune Clan Technique: Forty Chains of Death!" The chains around his forearms leaped outwards, curling like metallic snakes and then lunging forward at Maaya.

"Yeep!" Maaya hurled herself straight up like a scalded cat, pushing every scrap of chakra she could into the leap so as to get clear of the spiralling thicket of chains below her. "Wind Release: Adamantine Air!"

The twin disks of frozen air formed below her, trapping the links of the chain in place. Takao yanked hard, once, in a futile effort to free his weapons before sensibly dropping the chains and diving aside as Maaya landed right where he'd been standing. The leopard roared in her soul as she went at him with full-force kicks and punches that he wasn't strong or fast enough to completely block.

What looked like a too-weak block was nothing of the sort; at some point he'd palmed a seal and now managed to slap it onto her arm. Her sleeve went rigid, trapping her arm in a stiffly extended position that left her wide open on that side.

Had he trained under Nagatsuka-sensei, he could have ended it right there. One carefully-placed punch would have put her down and out and given him the match. Unfortunately, he wasn't trained by Nagatsuka-sensei. Akagi-sensei put very little emphasis on taijutsu, reasoning (sensibly) that a boy with Takao's delicate frame and small chakra reserves was never going to make a good in-close fighter. Instead of winning the fight immediately, Takao reached for another seal.

Maaya scraped her coils almost empty and sent the chakra through her arm in a punch that tore its way out of the frozen sleeve and surged forward on the tide of her totem's roar. The punch clipped Takao on the jaw, spinning his head around and knocking him to the ground. She pounced, taking side control with his right arm trapped by her legs, his left trapped in the grip of her right hand, his body pinned under her torso and her left free to punch him repeatedly in the head.

In the head. Or, rather, in the face. That delicate, almost pretty face that even now was smiling up at her with ice-blue eyes blinking as they came back into focus.

"You hit really hard, you know that?" he asked, laughter bubbling below the words.

She refused to allow herself to be distracted. "Surrender," she growled, arm cocked menacingly in the air as she forced herself not to think about how nice the heat from his wrist felt between her calves, how firm the muscles were in the forearm trapped between her clenched fingers.

"Huh. You're really pretty," he said, surprised.

One part of her brain sent the words "Stop being ridiculous and surrender!" to her mouth. Another part simultaneously sent "Pretty?" A third sent "NOW you notice?! I've been right here for seven years, you idiot!" A fourth sent "Why do you sound so surprised, huh?!" The various messages all piled up, none of them managing to make it out from behind her teeth.

He seized the moment of her distraction to lean up and kiss her, gently but firmly. Fifteen years old and she'd never kissed a boy; every scrap of her attention was suddenly focused on the sensation of his lips on hers.

Lips are soft, yet strong, one part of her brain noticed.

Tastes great, too! another said. Minty and smokey, yes please.

Less yakking, I'm trying to enjoy this, said a third.

First, Maaya firmly told all of her inner voices to shut up. Second, she headbutted him hard in the nose, wincing slightly at the sound of cartilage crunching under the impact of her forehead protector. She refused to hesitate before punching him in the jaw with a carefully-place left cross that left him out cold on the sand. Even then she was careful, waiting several seconds before releasing him.

She couldn't quite resist pressing one more kiss to his lips before sitting up. One kiss, right on the corner of his mouth where, even in unconsciousness, that tiny little smile hid.

"Maa-ya! Maa-ya! Maa-ya!" her friends were chanting. "Woo-hoo!"

She pushed herself to her feet and waved to the cheering crowd before turning for the stairs, the proctor's completely unnecessary announcement of her victory barely noticed behind her. Years of Nagatsuke-sensei's training forced her to keep moving smoothly even as the adrenaline wore off and her body suddenly realized just how battered it was and how utterly empty her chakra coils were. Never show weakness, girl, the iron voice of her teacher growled in her memories. Rock leopards don't stumble and whine.

She kept a smile on her face, kept nodding to the crowd in grateful acknowledgement as an excuse for making her egress slow and regal. It was the only way to hide the fact that she could barely lift her feet.

Wakako and Umeko were waiting at the top of the steps to unceremoniously sweep her up onto their shoulders.

"Kunoichi rule, boys drool!" Umeko shouted, stabilizing Maaya with her left hand and shaking her right fist mockingly at a clump of their classmates. The boys in question—Umeko's boyfriend among them—laughed and shouted back their own taunts until the girls bustled Maaya through the door at the back of the contestants' box that led into the exam building and the waiting sickbay.

Maaya kept the smile on her face until she was out of sight, then let herself be poured onto one of the sickbay tables to be checked over by a professionally-grumpy medic-nin. Her body was complaining louder and louder as the bruises blossomed. Those mines had really done a number on her, and—

"Acceptable," begrudged Nagatsuka-sensei, appearing from seemingly nowhere in that disconcerting way she had. "Still, that clinch at the end was awful. Your right arm wasn't straight enough; if he had any sort of decent grappling training he could have broken the pin and then where would you have been, hm? And running over that mine—what were you thinking? We're going to have to work on your situational awareness, girl. Pathetic. And of course there was—"

Maaya let the words sweep over her and basked in the effusive praise hidden in that grunted 'acceptable'.

"Nagatsuka-sensei, be fair!" Umeko said chidingly. "She was amazing! Did you see that bit where she ran on air? That was incredible!"

"Yeah!" Wakako said. "Why don't you ever—"

"Do you lot mind?!" the medic growled. "I'm trying to work here. She'll be fine with a little rest. Now, everyone who isn't bleeding, get out!"

Umeko and Wakako turned and headed for the door immediately. Nagatsuka-sensei had to sniff dismissively and pause just long enough to show that she was going because she wanted to, not because she'd been told to. Still, she went.

The medic shifted Maaya's forehead protector aside so that he could rest a warm hand on her forehead. Immediately the battered girl found herself borne into the warm arms of sleep on a surge of warm and comfortable medical chakra.

o-o-o-o​

From the doorway of the sickbay, Nagatsuka Rika watched the medic pull a blanket over Maaya and bustle off to the next patient, who happened to be the unconscious and bloody-nosed Takao. There were too many people around to let herself be seen smiling, but it took a lot of effort to stay stone-faced as she basked in the furnace heat of pride for her student. The girl really was amazing—everything a teacher could ask for. Rika's only regret was that the insular decisions of the stay-at-home village elders meant that Maaya's victory hadn't happened in front of the massive audiences that must have been gathered in...where were the International Chuunin Exams this year? Over in Konoha, weren't they? Well, wherever.

She waited by the door, watching as the doctor set Takao's nose and cleaned off the blood. Maaya's punch had been perfect; enough to put him out, not enough to cause permanent damage. That pretty face wouldn't be too badly messed up and, unless she missed her guess, the first thing he would do when he woke up was seek out the girl who'd decked him. Rika couldn't quite manage to hold back a tiny snort of amusement. It was every sensei's privilege to terrify the new suitor, so she'd have to start working on her 'break my student's heart and I will...' speech. Let's see, what would be appropriately gruesome yet believable?



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Chapter 89 Part 1: Planting Seeds
"Kagome-sensei," Hazō began warily, watching his sealing master study the underside of the decorative carpet with deadly concentration.

"Huh?! What?!" Kagome-sensei spun around violently, kunai in hand. "You'll never take me alive, you—oh, it's just you, Hazō."

There was an awkward pause. "Don't sneak up on me like that."

"Uh, right. Actually, that sort of leads into what I wanted to talk to you about. I know this entire situation is very stressful for you, and we all hate seeing you unhappy and on edge all the time. Is there anything we can do to make things easier for you? More safety procedures? Some way to help you keep in mind that we're constantly watching each other's backs, and it's not all on you to protect us? Or maybe there's some hobby that can help you relax, like your wood carving, or painting, or some cooking? You know what they say. Tension narrows your awareness and limits your range of responses."

"Hmm," Kagome-sensei said. "That's not a bad point. It'd be just like those stinkers to chip away at us with false alarms so we're worn out when they spring the real trap. And if you're all fine with me cooking for the team, instead of just for me like I've been doing, that'll make it harder for them to poison us. I've lived in the woods for a long time—I like to think I know a thing or two about what's safe to eat and what'll kill you if you give it so much as a lick. They won't be getting one over on old Kagome that easily."

Hazō smiled. "Anything else?"

Kagome-sensei considered his kunai for a couple of seconds. "Now you mention it, I wouldn't mind doing some carving. It's been a while. But then again, they'll have those Hyūga spies stalking us, waiting for us to show weakness. The second I let my guard down, that'll be when they strike. No, I have to stay alert. Always stay alert. Can't have everyone getting mindwiped and dragged off to the lupchanzen farms just because I felt like indulging myself."

"Kagome-sensei," Hazō said patiently. "I know you're the expert when it comes to security, but we are your team. You have to be able to trust us to maintain a perimeter even when you're not available. Do you trust us?"

All right, so maybe that was a little manipulative. But it was what Inoue-sensei would have done.

Kagome-sensei hunched up his shoulders. His voice trembled a little. "I… I… I don't not trust you."

The next few sentences came out in a rush.

"Uh, what I mean is, you could've stabbed me in the back any number of times, and you haven't, so you're probably not flying squid mind-slaves or Whirlpool revenants or Akatsuki hired killers after me because I know too much, and you gave me a present for my birthday, and I haven't caught you laughing at me behind my back because I'm not good with people, and… and… I tru—no, I… I mean… I suppose I can go on medium alert for a few hours here and there and leave you to keep an eye on things. If you're sure."

Hazō beamed. "You just let us know what kind of wood you want." Just for today, he was the world's best apprentice.

Kagome-sensei twirled the kunai around in his hand. "Right. But the second something doesn't look right, you let loose with maximum firepower, you hear me? Half-measures are what'll get you killed in hostile territory."

"Speaking of hostile territory," Inoue-sensei said, walking in like someone who had been coincidentally wandering by and definitely not listening in to make sure nothing went wrong, "I've got something I want to talk about with all of you."

She raised her voice. "Kids, can you get in here?"

-o-​

"I need to talk to you about Dr Yakushi," Inoue-sensei began.

"If this is about the schedule, I've had a message from him," Noburi said. "We start tomorrow afternoon. Finally, professional training from somebody who won't bite my head off the second I forget what a herb is called."

"Yeah, about that…" Inoue-sensei sighed. "Kids, I know he seems like a nice guy, but I'd bet my perfect hair there's more to him than meets the eye. I'm not saying he's Captain Zabuza in a labcoat, but if you think back to what happened yesterday, he steered that conversation flawlessly. I couldn't have done a better job myself. He got everything he wanted, and he left you all thinking he's the cat's pyjamas. You see what I'm getting at here?"

"I don't know, Inoue-sensei," Noburi said. "Are you sure you're not being a little paranoid? He's behaving exactly the way I'd expect a guy like him to behave in this kind of situation, and there's no way he could ask us about our bloodlines without seeming suspicious."

"He was really charming," Hazō said slowly. "He gave everyone exactly what they wanted, and he made us happy to give him the things he wanted. He did make that slip-up about Akane and data, but other than that he was perfect. And I hate to say it, but… well, what are the odds of us meeting somebody who's incredibly nice and helpful and saved one of our lives and happens to have an innocent interest in the thing that makes us special? Especially given the kind of ninja we've met in our travels so far? Dr Yakushi saved Akane, and that debt isn't going to go away just because he might have ulterior motives, but I guess there's no harm in keeping an eye out until we have a better handle on his motivations."

Kagome-sensei nodded approvingly. "About time. If I had my way, that four-eyed weasel would be spread across an area a mile wide before he had another chance to use any of his dirty tricks."

"I believe we lack sufficient data to come to a conclusion," Keiko said. "Nevertheless, it is dangerous on first principles to extend trust to a stranger after a single meeting. This should apply doubly to a stranger from a potentially hostile faction, and triply when that stranger has multiple avenues of leverage over us. I advise caution.

"Noburi, this applies to you especially, as we will be unable to support you during your isolated interactions with Dr Yakushi. Please endeavour to remain objective, as we will be relying on you to provide information to better profile him, and under no circumstances expose yourself to any danger. Other teachers can be found sooner or later, whereas having you come to harm is unacceptable."

Noburi's mouth opened slightly.

"I… Thanks, Keiko."

She nodded curtly, then quickly looked away.

"Inoue-sensei," Hazō asked, "what do you make of him refusing to give estimates for Akane's recovery? Is that standard practice for medical professionals, or do you think there's more to it?"

"Hard to say," Inoue-sensei admitted. "I've had doctors do the same thing before, so it could be completely innocent. Or it could be a gentle reminder that Akane's in his hands, and he controls when, how and if she'll recover, so we should make sure not to cross him." She rolled her eyes. "That's Dr Yakushi all over. He might be our best friend, or he might be plotting our doom, but either way he's slippery as a snake and there's no way to get a good read on him. Keiko has the right idea, though. If in doubt, assume they're up to something. That's how you survive as a ninja."

Out of the corner of his eye, Hazō noticed Kagome-sensei sink slightly into his armchair on hearing this.

"While we're all here," Hazō said, "I have a list of things I wanted to bring up."

"Of course you did," Noburi muttered. "I swear, one of these days I'm going to steal your paper supply, just to see what happens when you're finally forced to improvise."

Keiko gave him an incredulous look. "You. Want Hazō. To improvise."

"Forget I said anything."

"Ahem," Hazō snapped. "Productive discussion, people? While everyone is still awake?"

"Go ahead, Hazō," Inoue-sensei gave him an encouraging wave.

"First off, Inoue-sensei, Kagome-sensei, do you know any ninjutsu like the ones Sarutobi mentioned, for emergency flares directly overhead?"

"Oh, sure," Inoue-sensei said. "Every infiltrator with the Fire or Lightning Element knows a version of the Shit Has Hit the Fan, Get Me the Fuck Out of Here Technique. FUBAR Technique for short. Very versatile. Depending on mission parameters, it can mean anything from "converge on my position before they do" to "get an ambush ready at the extraction point because all the hounds of hell are snapping at my heels" to "crater this area to cover my escape, and I'll try not to get caught in the blast".

"Run for Your Lives Technique," Kagome-sensei said quietly. "Big lightshow, wails like a banshee. Bursts your eardrums when you use it, but if a seal's gone wrong and it's too late for you anyway, at least everyone else knows to evacuate."

"Let's save that one for Plan B," Hazō said. "Looks like we'll have to rely on Inoue-sensei in an emergency, then, since we don't have any other Lightning users.

"Next, about our observation tower. Should we be making a prototype? If we can complete one before Jiraiya does, it sounds like he'll be prepared to pay us for it, and we're perpetually broke. A favour would be even better."

"At this stage, we have nothing to lose by doing so," Keiko observed. "Leaf already has the theoretical basis needed to reproduce it, so we are not forfeiting any kind of strategic advantage."

"How much is he going to pay us for a secret he's already got, though?" Noburi asked. "With the manpower he's got access to, all he has to do is round up a bunch of chūnin, give them a blueprint and a requisition slip, and they'll be done in an afternoon. For all we know, he's already done it. I mean, something as useful as invisible towers? I'd get them set up the second I could, to wring the most use out of them before anyone else came up with the idea."

"Then again," Hazō said, "time is not the thing we're short of while we're here in Leaf, and even a low chance of another favour might be worth taking."

Keiko shook her head. "No, Noburi is correct. Opportunity costs. Any day now, Jiraiya or the Hokage will summon us, after which they may well eject us from Leaf without notice. An afternoon spent building a prototype is an afternoon not availing ourselves of Leaf's unique resources. Hazō, you mentioned the libraries. How much reading time are you prepared to sacrifice in order to gamble on Jiraiya using his assets inefficiently?"

"I'm with Hazō, myself," Inoue-sensei said. "We need to prove ourselves as valuable to Jiraiya as possible, since he's our only guarantee of survival right now. That, and getting as much out of him as we can now, is more important than our long-term plans. Kagome, looks like you're the tie-breaker."

Kagome's eyes snapped open. "Whuh? I, uh, I agree with Inoue."

Hazō and Inoue-sensei exchanged glances.

"Let's table that one for now," Hazō said. "Next up, Keiko."

"Yes?"

"Keiko, I assume you have considered the utility of brushing up on Wind techniques if you intend to ask for further ninjutsu training?"

Keiko's eyes narrowed. "Yes, Hazō, I have in fact been pursuing a course of independent thought, and even arrived at an original conclusion."

Hazō, Inoue-sensei and Noburi all stared.

"Was that too direct?" Keiko asked. "I apologise. Nevertheless, Hazō, I would appreciate it if you gave me the benefit of the doubt in terms of agency, and did not expect me to take a passive stance merely because I do not invest a great deal of energy in self-expression."

Hazō blinked. "Keiko, that's not what I meant at all. I was trying to ask your opinion, which I assumed you would have because you thought the issue through on your own. I never intended to suggest that you lacked personal initiative."

Oh. Was that what this was about?

Keiko took a step back. "I'm sorry, Hazō. Let's return to the original topic.

"I have been considering mobility-enhancing techniques. Rapid movement is an area which I would have a distinct advantage in as a Wind user, and one which our group is forced to rely on with depressing frequency. Optimally, I would like a technique that benefited all of us simultaneously, so as to avoid a repeat of Akane's catastrophe, but even individually, I could derive great benefit from superior scouting and positioning options."

"That makes sense," Inoue-sensei agreed. "We haven't had any real problems with killing things so far, whereas we do spend much of our time running to or from people."

"Yes, good thinking, Keiko," Hazō said.

"I've got one last item on the agenda. Noburi, am I right in thinking that you can repair your barrel without giving away clan secrets, given that at any time we could be being observed by a Hyūga?"

As Noburi began to nod, Kagome-sensei sprang out of his armchair. "Huh? What? Hyūga? Here?! I'll give you something to look at, you bullshit cheating ba—"

"There aren't any Hyūga, Kagome," Inoue-sensei said as if placating a child complaining of monsters under the bed. "It was just a hypothetical. You can go back to sleep."

"I wasn't asleep," Kagome-sensei said sheepishly. "I was… practising staying vigilant in a medium-alert state."

"That sounds important," Inoue-sensei smiled. "We'll leave you to it. I'll let you know when it's time for dinner."

"Oh," Kagome-sensei said. "Uh, Inoue, I was thinking I'd cook tonight. We still have the unpoisoned vegetables I tricked those market stinkers into selling us, right?"

-o-​

"I really appreciate this, Yamanaka," Hazō said. "I know it's inconvenient for you to be meeting me this early in the morning."

"No, it's cool, Kurosawa," Yamanaka grinned. "I'm getting our shop extra clients, and I'm messing with somebody else's head. You could say I'm carrying out my clan duties twice.

"So here's what I think you should give your master for maximum impact…"

-o-​

It was evening, and Hazō had requested to speak to Inoue-sensei alone in the garden. Well, as alone as you could be with an unknown number of ANBU guards watching you, but they didn't care and therefore didn't count.

"Inoue-sensei," Hazō began, "I'm really grateful for all your hard work in looking out for us. I know it must be exhausting. So I talked to Yamanaka, and she asked her father, the head of the clan, for advice, and together we came up with this." He handed her a bouquet of flowers.

Inoue-sensei gave a beatific smile as she accepted it.

He watched her face as she identified them one by one. Encouragement. Support. Hope for the future. Congratulations on your upcoming arranged marriage.

The smile on her face froze, then slowly melted away, leaving speechless, stunned horror. One second. Two seconds. Three seconds. Four seconds.

"Damn Inoichi and his big mouth!"

What.

"I'm so, so sorry, Hazō," Inoue-sensei whispered. "I never meant for you to find out this way."

She beckoned him to a bench. He sat down.

"Please don't tell anyone yet. I'm going to need a lot of time to bring Kagome round, and I'm still trying to figure out how to handle Keiko."

"Inoue-sensei, what—"

"Hush. This is… hard for me. Let me explain everything, and then you can ask your questions."

Hazō nodded mutely.

"Jiraiya and I have been talking about it for a while now. The last couple of times we met, but also while we've been in Leaf. Sarutobi's been covering for me with clones while I kept sneaking off.

"The fact is, Jiraiya's under a lot of pressure to get an heir, so all the value he represents to Leaf doesn't vanish when he dies. But he can't just marry into an existing clan, because that would wreck the balance of power. So… what if he started his own?

"I'm strong, I have no political ties, and he and I have great chemistry. In time, I think we can learn to love each other. And Mist isn't going to be able to out-diplomat him. Inoue Mari? Who's she? Never heard of her. I might need hair dye, but that's about it.

"But that's not the best part. The paperwork's still in progress—we've timed it so it'll come through right after the wedding—but he and I are going to formally adopt the three of you. You're not of the blood, so you won't be able to inherit, but once you're part of Jiraiya's clan, you're going to be Leaf ninja and legally untouchable. And of course, he'll teach you whatever it takes to make the new clan stronger while it's still young and vulnerable. But most importantly, you'll be safe. We'll all be safe.

"Obviously, we can't adopt Akane or you won't be able to marry her, but if you two do end up getting hitched, then she'll benefit from all this too.

"Hazō, I know I can't replace the real thing, and that I'm inexperienced and certainly not the best woman for the job, but I promise you, I will be the very best mother to you, Noburi and Keiko that I can be. I'll even cut down on the sex jokes as much as I can."

She clasped his hand between hers. "So now you know, will you please give this marriage your blessing?"

One second. Two seconds. Three seconds. Four seconds. Five seconds. Six seconds. Seven seconds. Eight seconds. Nine seconds. Ten seconds.

"Crap, I think I broke him."

Hazō's brain engaged.

"WHAAAAAAAT?!"

Inoue-sensei burst into helpless laughter.

-o-
Petty revenge, take two.

An eternity later, once she was finally done laughing, Inoue-sensei told him how proud of him she was, and encouraged him to keep trying—as long as he was prepared for retaliation in kind. And in order to further this goal, she was more than happy to give him a flower recommendation to deal with Yamanaka.

"She's going to be a tough nut to crack, that girl," Inoue-sensei said, index finger raised contemplatively to her lip. "If you're too subtle, it'll be water off a vampire canard's back. But if you're too blunt, it'll bounce off that confident exterior. Still, they don't call me Mari the Flower Mistress for nothing."

"Do they call you that at all?" Hazō groused, still bitter about his defeat.

"Details, details. Take this list to the nearest florist—I think they have late hours—and then go straight to the Yamanaka compound. If you give me five minutes, I'll sweet-talk a couple of ANBU into escorting you. If they're as bored as I think they are, it shouldn't even be hard."

"What do these flowers mean, Inoue-sensei?"

"Oh, don't you worry about that."

Hazō gave her a look of the deepest scepticism he could muster.

"I mean it," she said. "You don't have the acting skills to pull off the attitude these flowers are going to convey, and it'll only ruin the impact if you try. Just be yourself, and everything will be fine. I promise you, I've fulfilled my Hazō-pranking needs for the night."
-o-
"First thing in the morning, then last thing at night," Yamanaka yawned. "I know you can't get enough of me, but would it kill you to—"

"Yamanaka Ino," Hazō said firmly. "I came to give you this."

He offered her the bouquet.

Yamanaka took it with an expression of unabashed surprise, then inspected the contents with the deftness of a born florist.

A core of holly. Interwoven hydrangea and white lily. A scattering of cherry blossoms. Daffodils to round it out. And, at the bottom, a cactus bud from the Wind Country, just starting to flower.

Yamanaka looked up at him. Then down at the flowers again. Then back up. Her face was a deep red, and her eyes were open a little too wide for comfort. "K-Kurosawa, I had no idea—"

She stopped herself.

"I—I'm sorry. I need some time to sort out my feelings. Please excuse me." She bowed deeply and fled, still holding the flowers.

The ANBU escorts, standing respectfully just out of earshot, gazed at Hazō in awe, as at a man ready to lay down his life in the name of love.

Well, on the bright side, there was no question that he'd successfully messed with Yamanaka's mind.
-o-
QM Note: Due to the enormity of this plan (and I use the term advisedly), this update is being split in two, with @eaglejarl writing the rest.

QM Note 2: This also means XP and voting will be addressed in @eaglejarl's half.​
 
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[canon] Interlude: Those Left Behind, Redux
Interlude: Those Left Behind, Redux
By @OliWhail

"Uncle Joutarou!" the little boy shrieked in delight as he pelted down the gravel path away from the porch.

"A-haaa! How's my big strong ninja boy!" Joutarou responded, sweeping his nephew up into an overhead arc that was just fast enough to scare him a little bit.

"Eeeeeeek!"

"Jou-jou, be nice to the poor boy. Inoki, go set a place for your uncle," a dainty woman emerging from the house called softly.

"Yes momma!" the small redhead said, scampering off.

"Are you never going to give up on that nickname?" Joutarou groused as he swept his little sister up into a hug not entirely unlike the one he had just held her son in.

"Stop calling the mighty Joutarou the jounin Jou-jou? Never," she replied hugging him fiercely and stepping back. "It's good to see you. We had started to worry you'd gotten called away on short notice and had to cancel without telling us. Again."

"I have gotten called away on short notice, actually, but my route and the missions schedule lined up well enough that I can spare dinner."

"Well, good. I know Katsu has a bottle of sake he's been saving for the next time the two of you got to play shogi."

"Oh, I don't know if I'll be able to stay that long afterwards...."

"He says it's very good sake."

"Ha! I can't very well say no to good sake from your generous husband! You're a shrew of a woman, Mai. How about this, I'll come straight here after this mission -- it's just escorting some civilians -- and then I'll beat Katsu at all the shogi he can handle."

"Good! You need to spend more time here in any case, though. Inoki's been asking for more of your heroic shinobi bedtime stories."

-o-​

"Momma, what's that? Is it a present from Uncle? Is it for me?" Inoki asked excitedly, dancing around Mai's legs after the black-cloaked man had disappeared down the path away from the porch.

Mai stood silently, a long box under one arm, hand over her mouth, holding a piece of paper. She sank to her knees and hugged her boy tightly.

"Momma? Momma why are you crying?"

She handed him the box -- it was his now, after all -- and read for him from the now tear-stained page:

"'My sword is to go to my nephew Inoki. I know you will go on to do great things with it, you brave boy. Take care of your momma for me now that I'm gone.'"

Hamasaki Mai wept for her brother.



Kurosawa Hana awoke with a start. She sat up slowly, the side of of her face sticking to the bar from the dried sake, and looked around blearily. Given how empty Kurohige's bar was, Ken had been kind enough to let her sleep past closing time -- again -- and Suki hadn't come to get her, so it wasn't morning yet. More than anything she wanted to put her head back down and go back to dreaming -- it had been a nice one, about Hazou like all of them were now, all grown up, coming back to Mist with a beautiful, strong woman under one arm and a son of his own under the other, tall and strong and handsome and funny exactly like his Poppa had been.

Feeling herself start crying again, she grabbed the bottle next to her, only to find it empty.

She swatted it across the room, shattering it, as much in frustration towards the lack of liquor as in disgust for herself. She made a sorry sight, and she knew it. Nine months since Hazou's death, and she hadn't made the first stride towards dealing with it. Instead, she'd sunk into a fog of hopelessness and helplessness that kept her from picking up all but the most basic missions and dependent on the bottle for solace. Three months ago she'd had to sell the house -- Shinji's house! -- to cover the bills, and only had a place to live now because her old teammate Suki was entirely too kind a person to have survived being a shinobi as long as she had.

Shame and guilt welled up in her chest, like her heart was being twisted around inside her by a knife, and she collapsed on the bar to add her tears to the dried sake.

-o-​

Twelve hours and a mumbled explanation to Suki later, Hana was back. The lunchtime regulars had just started to come in, and she was able to lose herself in the underlying currents of unease and loss the veterans carried around with them. Nowadays, being around others who were miserable was the only time she didn't feel alone, and she relished the small comfort.

"--with a big group of our traitors who caused a shitstorm in the Hot Springs DMZ. He left this morning."

The words cut through the fog that had been her constant companion for months. Mist defectors, in a large group? What if... no, that was ridiculous, all of the other traitors from the Death Swamp had sworn Hazou's team had died. Preemptive suicide to avoid capture by Zabuza, or going up against chakra monsters too big for them, but everyone who'd been interrogated agreed they hadn't been seen for a week ahead of the joint Water/Fire task force's assault.

But something in her heart insisted she ask. There weren't any other large groups that had split from the Mist power structure in recent memory, so unless all the other solo operatives had managed to coordinate into a big group... and nobody had actually seen a body....

Hana sprang up unsteadily and practically ran over to the older woman who had spoken, stumbling along the way. What was her name? Mari? Maya? No, Mayu, that was it. Worked at the missions office. Baked ginger snaps for all the new chuunin every year. "Mayu. Mayu, who are you talking about?"

"Kami, Hana is that you? You look terrib--"

"Who are you talking about?", Hana insisted, throwing courtesy to the wind.

Gently, Mayu reached out and guided the younger woman to a chair next to her. "Captain Zabuza," she answered calmly. "He was dispatched earlier today. Something about a report of several Mist traitors in Hot Springs, who apparently caused a huge incident."

"How we know they were ours?"

"One of them had a Wakahisa barrel. Supposedly. Yagura of course immediately boiled over and ordered the Captain to investigate."

Hana nodded numbly. There had been a Wakahisa along on Haozu's mission, she was pretty sure. Maybe... just maybe....

"Hana... oh, Hana, I know what you're thinking, dear, but please don't get your hopes up. It probably isn't H-- him, and if it was, he'd probably be better off at peace already than with Zabuza after him. Please, for your own health, Hana, you need to start letting go. Your son wouldn't want this for you, and neither would your husband."

Hana nodded absently and headed back to Suki's.

-o-​

The ANBU officers knocking on her door was the happiest thing that had happened to Hana in nearly a year, an irony which wasn't lost on her. She would have gone with them willingly anyway -- you couldn't exactly say no to the Interrogation department -- but from what little of their body language she could read they seemed almost put off by her enthusiasm.

Back to the dark room with the blinding light in her face, the same tattooed hand scraping and tapping the desk in front of her. The same questions as last time, to which she gave the same answers, immediately, hoping to get through to the part where they might tell her something, anything at all, about her Hazou.

"And when did your son begin to contact you after his defection?" the soft voice that didn't match the craggy, tapping hand was asking.

"Huh, ah, buh?" Hana answered, stumbling in her previously automatic responses. "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"

"When. Did your son. Contact you?" the interrogator asked as if Hana was a moron, their voice growing less amicable with every word.

"I haven't heard from my son since he left with the Noodle task force," she answered honestly. "I didn't even think he was alive until today!"

"I see. And what makes you think he's alive?" The coldness of the voice cut to Hana's bones. Had this all been some cruel psychological ploy, to judge how she would respond to the news before telling her?

"I... heard Captain Zabuza had been sent after a whole group of traitors. I couldn't think of anyone that could refer to except the group Hazou was with. And then your agents knocked on my door again, after all this time."

A sigh from across the table. Hana winced internally, hoping she hadn't managed to get Mayu in trouble. "The classified information you appear to have obtained" -- the threat there was clear -- "is accurate. We received reports last night of a group whose composition largely matched several members of the Swamp of Death defectors whose deaths were never firmly established."

The sound of a piece of paper being pulled from an envelope. "'Young female ranged weapons figter. Short, stout male Water Whip jutsu user with a barrel on his back. Red-haired genjutsu user, young twenties woman. Girl and boy using chunin-level taijutsu, boy had an Earth affinity.' These match, approximately, Mori Keiko, Wakahisa Noburi, Inoue Mari, an unknown party member... and your son."

Hana was silent, hardly daring to breathe. Chunin level? At thirteen? That was fairly extraordinary, even for an Iron Nerve wielder. To have survived to this point even more so. At some level she couldn't help but to feel vindication about her choice of husband, her skills as a mother, to have brought up a boy like Hazou.

"The group ended up lighting several square kilometers of Fire on fire as a diversionary tactic," the interrogator continued, with a smirk in their voice at the irony, "and escaped. Your son and his teammates have proven remarkably skilled and resourceful, Kurosawa. Their rapid growth speaks volumes about their potential, to say nothing of being wielders of bloodlines from well-respected families, and interrogations of other other members of the traitor force unanimously agree they were essentially forced at kunai-point to defect along with their superior officers. Under the circumstances, I believe the Mizukage is much more likely than average to be forgiving."

The voice in the darkness almost managed to sound concerned and empathetic. Hana didn't believe it for a single fucking second.

"Before we finish up here, I would remind you that it is your duty as a jounin of Mist that if your son ever does make contact with you, you are to do everything in your power to get him and his team to return voluntarily for the best chance of being granted leniency -- a chance that goes down as time goes on -- and to report it to the ANBU office immediately."

Ah, there it was. The cold-blooded threat Hana had been expecting. She nodded silently, and then rose slowly to leave, mind churning like the the rapids by the clan's summer home on the side of Mount Shiori.

-o-​

Suki looked up from making dinner as Hana shut the door behind her. She almost asked what had happened, but seemed to think better of it as Hana walked over to the bottle she had left on the low table earlier that day.

Hana took a kind of fierce pleasure in Suki's shocked expression when she grabbed the half-full bottle, walked over to the sink, and poured it down the drain.

"Save some for me?" Hana asked, grabbing her lightly dust-covered rucksack of gear and nodding to the noodles Suki was frying up. "I'm going to the dojo, I'll be back later." She closed the door on Suki's mute nodding.

As Hana walked down the stairs and took off jogging down the streets, she felt something settle at the base of her spine that she hadn't felt for all those long months, something that made her stand up straighter. Resolve.

If Hazou's still out there fighting to survive, how can I do anything less? And if he did contact her... well, she was going to be ready.



@Velorien will be continuing on with the second half of "Trees Bearing Fruit" on Thursday, December 15.

Good job getting through one full year of being Marked for Death, everyone! I award all thread participants 366 XP (because of the leap year). I would encourage you to invest in Stealth and TacMov, especially if you expect to be crossing borders in the near future.
 
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Chapter 89 Part 2: Reaping the Whirlwind

This time, Hazō did the smart thing and offered Akane the flowers first.

"Are these… for me?" Akane reached for them hesitantly. "Hazō-sensei, you shouldn't have…"

"Of course they're for you," Hazō said, feeling warm inside at the expression of wonder on her face. "Who else could flame-of-the-forest suit so well? They're a symbol of youth, fire and passion… and rebirth as well."

Akane gave him a misty-eyed smile. "That's… Hazō-sensei, that is the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me. Why are you so nice to me? Even after I…"

"Akane," Hazō cut her off, "you did nothing wrong. It was an accident that doesn't reflect on your abilities in any way."

He paused. No. He wasn't going to go down this track again. Low-stress conversation, that was what he was supposed to be here for.

"Leaf has been very interesting," he said in a completely natural and unforced change of subject. "It's huge. Certainly bigger than Mist, at least in terms of non-restricted areas. And it's so cosmopolitan. It feels like you have everything here, and everyone. I've seen travellers of ethnicities I don't even know the names for, and restaurants with cuisines I have no idea how to pronounce. To be honest, I'm a bit jealous. But I can see how such an impressive village could raise someone as awesome as you."

"Hazō-sensei," Akane's face briefly lit up with an amused smile, "are you flirting with me?"

Hazō froze. "I, uh… I wasn't trying to—I mean, it's not that I—uh, that is…"

"I was only joking, Hazō-sensei," Akane said softly. "Of course you weren't flirting with me."

Hazō had a distinct feeling he'd done something wrong, but he had no idea what.

"Nonono. Akane… I… I didn't mean I'd never flirt with you—not that I'm making a promise to flirt with you or anything, but I'm not saying I'm ruling it out as a possibility either—oh, but I'm not trying to toy with your feelings by being ambiguous, uh, not to imply that you have any sort of feelings for me to toy with—wait, that makes you sound like an inanimate object, I don't mean that at all..."

"Deep breaths, Hazō-sensei, deep breaths," Akane said with a completely unreadable expression.

Hazō obeyed.

"OK," he said. "Clear Communication Technique, activate.

"Akane, I don't really understand what flirting is, so I don't think I can flirt with anybody deliberately, including you. I also don't fully understand the implications of flirting with somebody, so I wouldn't try to flirt with you in case it hurt your feelings or changed the relationship between us in some undesirable way. You are very important to me, and I don't ever want to hurt you by acting carelessly."

Akane gave him a piercing look, as if trying to see through his eyes and into his very soul.

"You know, I thought the Clear Communication Technique was supposed to make things less complicated."

"Sorry?" Hazō blinked.

"Never mind," Akane sighed. "It doesn't matter. I'm sorry I ruined the mood."

"Akane, no, I—"

"I'm sorry, Hazō-sensei. I think I need to go back to sleep now."

Low-stress conversation. At this rate, he'd need to ask Noburi for tips.

-o-​

"And that's without even touching on parfaits, macaroons, cupcakes and shortbread!" Akimichi exclaimed, gesticulating as if to trace the forms of the desserts in the air.

"Kurosawa wanted you to tell him your favourite books," Yamanaka said acidically.

"I just did! Those are a few of my top volumes from the Akimichi Lore line of cookbooks. They're very beginner-friendly, and I can vouch for how delicious they are myself."

Yamanaka cast a 'please stop the world from descending any further into insanity' look at Nara.

"How troublesome," Nara muttered. "If you must know, I am fond of Yumehara's Classical History of the Elemental Nations, volumes I, II and IV. Skip volume III—his epistemology takes a nosedive."

"Thank you," Hazō said. "I'll be sure to check it out if I have the opportunity."

Nara stopped and gave him a deer-in-the-lamplight look. "You will? You're accepting a reading recommendation?"

"Of course I am," Hazō said, frowning. "Why wouldn't I?

"What about you, Yamanaka?"

"Anything by Konaya and Tamamono. If you're a beginner, start with something light like Nine Tales of the Kitsune, or The Harem Technique if you're a little more adventurous. My personal favourite is Snake Oil: The Untold Story of the Leaf Three."

"Snake Oil is factually incorrect," Inoue-sensei told her. "On many counts."

Yamanaka looked at her blankly. "How would you—oh. Ohh."

Inoue-sensei grinned.

Hazō opened his mouth to ask what they were talking about—

"Onwards, Lee!"

"Yes, Gai-sensei! If I don't cross the finish line first, I will do one hundred press-ups without using my arms!"

"That's the spirit, Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

A pair of men in all-too-familiar green spandex crossed the road in front of them, walking on their hands. After a second's disorientation, Hazō realised this was his chance.

"Excuse me!"

"What is it, my friend?" the older one asked.

"Could I speak with you in private for a second?"

-o-​

"I have a friend who's in the Leaf General Hospital after being severely injured on a mission," Hazō explained, "and I was hoping you could help cheer her up. She's a great believer in the Spirit of Youth, you see."

Gai and Lee exchanged glances.

"How is it that a foreign ninja like you knows of the Spirit of Youth?" Gai asked with a faint frown.

"Um," Hazō said. How to handle this? Well, if these people were Akane's original inspiration…

"The Spirit of Youth transcends the boundaries of nations! A better question would be: why doesn't everyone know of the Spirit of Youth?"

Gai nodded sagely. "Indeed. Where did you say you were from again?"

"My mission here is classified," Hazō explained. "You should talk to Captain Sarutobi, since he'll know your clearance level better than me. My friend's name is Ishihara Akane. Will you help her for me?"

"Of course," Lee said without hesitation. "We shall help restore her to the Springtime of Youth no matter what it takes!"

"Indeed. Onwards, Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

That was Akane's crush? Hazō was feeling a little dizzy just from being in the same room as him.

-o-​

"It doesn't do any good to merely dispel every hour on the dot," Nara argued patiently. "Your enemy will notice the pattern and time their genjutsu to follow immediately. Stagger it by randomly adding or subtracting five to fifteen minutes and you get equivalent coverage without the predictability."

"But if you're in a high-stress environment, it's easy to forget a more complicated pattern, which would leave you vulnerable. The advantage of the hourly dispel is that it can quickly be made into an ingrained routine." Hazō reached for his chopsticks. "You agree, don't you, Kagome-sensei?"

"Actually, I'm with the Nara kid," Kagome-sensei said. "Never let the stinkers figure out what you're thinking. I thought I'd trained you better than this."

Hazō felt a flush of shame. "I've been meaning to ask," he smoothly switched topics, "didn't you guys host the Chūnin Exams not that long ago? What were they like?"

"I think the technical term is 'crazyawesome'," Yamanaka said. "Ninja from every corner of the world, all putting aside their differences and coming together in the spirit of beating the crap out of each other. Enough weirdos and wacky techniques to fill up a hundred Bingo Books. It was enough to make Shikamaru get serious."

"Don't exaggerate," Nara looked down into his bowl. "It was their own poor strategy that cancelled out their three-on-one advantage."

"Right… So is it true that the Fourth Hokage's son fought the Kazekage's son in the finals? What was that like?"

"Nobody really knows," Akimichi confessed.

"Huh?" Noburi said. "How can you not know? Wasn't it in that huge arena over there? That thing must seat hundreds of spectators."

"Well, within about two seconds, the entire place was a sandstorm. Visibility was down to zero. There was a bunch of explosions, and lots of shouting, like there was an army at war in there. Screaming, too. After maybe thirty seconds, there was an enormous blast of wind that wiped the air clear—nearly wrecking the audience's defensive screens as it did—and there was Gaara of the Desert, floating away from the arena on this big cloud of flying sand. Naruto chased him into the woodlands, and none of us are sure what happened after that, except that they eventually came back and declared a draw."

"They left the arena?" Hazō said. "Don't you normally get disqualified for that sort of thing?"

"Only if you're fleeing because you've lost," Nara told him. "After Orochimaru vs Morino, the Hokage made a rule allowing battles to extend outside the arena where it was necessary to ensure spectators' safety and/or minimise collateral damage. Nobody was willing to argue that it applied here after they saw what was left of the arena floor."

-o-
"So what kind of training were you thinking of, Inoue?" Sarutobi asked as they entered the vast, sprawling splendour that was the Leaf Training Grounds.

"Hmm. Some sparring would be nice. I could really do with blowing off some steam. But I think it's more important for my team to get some stealth training in—these last few missions, they've been like an all-singing, all-dancing theatre troupe."

"That sounds great," a new voice came from the direction of the gates before Hazō could object. "Mind if we join in?"

Before Hazō could turn to see who it was, Kagome-sensei screamed.

"The Hyūga are here! I'll kill you all before I let you hurt my team, you stinking stinkers!" He reached feverishly for the seals he wasn't carrying.

Hazō spun around.

"Byakugan!"

A Hyūga, with the unmistakable white eyes, and bulging veins all around them, stood facing them, his hands still in the seal he must have needed to activate his Bloodline Limit.

Next to him was a girl—non-Hyūga—with a wickedly curved sword held over her head in what Hazō thought was preparation for a lunge.

And next to her was Rock Lee, also ready for combat but looking rather confused.

Behind them all, Maito Gai stood with his arms crossed, watching to see what happened.

Sarutobi sighed. "Allow me to introduce Team Gai, who as far as I know aren't here to kill you. That's Maito Gai over there, and his students," he pointed, "Hyūga Neji, Tenten and Rock Lee. They've been cleared to know about you guys, though that doesn't explain what they're doing here."

The three genin(?) relaxed. Kagome-sensei didn't.

Gai laughed. "We couldn't not come and see a foreign team driven by the Spirit of Youth, could we, Lee?"

"Of course not, Gai-sensei!"

Keiko gave Hazō a look that could have frozen a Great Fireball Technique.

"Now if you're after stealth training," Gai went on, "that's something my team could do with as well. Why don't we use a routine I developed with my rival many years ago? Asuma, you don't mind if we have first go with the new guys, do you?"

Sarutobi's shoulders slumped. "Do as you like, Gai."

"Great!" Gai smiled. "The idea is simple. Each of you get given a sticky tag. Your objective is to plant that tag on your partner's back before they can do the same to you, within, let's say, two hours. It's a training exercise that teaches you to channel the flames of Youth into a more subtle form, and it's a load of fun to boot."
-o-
Hazō eyed Rock Lee warily. Rock Lee beamed back at him.

"I knew you and I were going to be partners, Kurosawa! I can't wait to deepen our manly bonds by exhausting ourselves against each other in our Springtime of Youth!"

"Yes," Hazō agreed. "Let us go and do that thing which you just said."
-o-
"Hmm," Gai considered Hyūga. "I suppose you'll have to go with Inoue, or perhaps this Kagome fellow."

"Hold on," Noburi objected. "That's going to throw all the numbers off. Why isn't he getting paired with one of us?"

Hyūga sneered at him. "Is your brain as messed up as your insides, foreigner scum? I am a Hyūga. I know all and see all. It would take a jōnin to have even the slightest chance of challenging me at stealth. As for you, you would be better off sitting this one out altogether. What kind of pathetic excuse for a ninja goes around with no spare chakra in their body?"

So. Noburi might have known it would be like this. Hyūga was a ninja from one of the noble clans. Probably another clan heir, even. It should have been no surprise that he'd turn out to be yet another bully.

Noburi had seen hell this last year. He'd fought monsters and murderers, and learned to give life with one hand and take it with the other. He was damned if he was going to roll over for another bully ever again.

"In that case, Hyūga," he said in a casual voice, "I suppose you wouldn't mind taking me on with a little handicap?"

He turned to Gai. "How about we do this in a difficult environment? There's more to sneaking around than knowing where to go, after all. You still need to be clever and quiet. I don't suppose you have some dense forest around?

"Hmm, no. Too easy. A lake, or maybe a swamp?"

He gave a thoughtful pause. "Actually, scratch that. A swamp is probably a bit much for you, Hyūga. Why don't I let you pick where we compete?"

Hyūga's eye twitched. "Know your place, outsider. There is nowhere that I can't defeat the likes of you. I'll deal with you within minutes, and then there'll be plenty of time left to come back and challenge a jōnin."

"Well, then, sir," Noburi signalled Gai, "please show us the way." He flashed a mischievous grin at the rest of the team as they stared after him in bewilderment.
-o-​

Mari, Sarutobi and Gai finished assigning partners.

Keiko was paired with Tenten. The two girls gave each other long, measuring looks, nodded to each other, and headed off into the woods without a word.

Yamanaka and Akimichi followed in a slightly different direction, chatting as they went.

Nara gazed apprehensively at Sarutobi.

"Shikamaru, you're in charge of timekeeping."

"Thank you, Asuma-sensei."

"So," Sarutobi addressed Kagome, who was gradually starting to calm down. "Want to go train with me?"

Kagome gave him an incredulous look. "Go off into the forest alone with one of you Leaf assassins? You must think I've gone mad."

Sarutobi nodded. "Yeah, I thought you'd say that. Well, I can't say I mind having a couple of hours off. Looking after you guys full-time is pretty draining."

Kagome eyed him suspiciously, clearly uneasy about the sudden agreement. Then he went for his kunai as Sarutobi pulled something out of a pocket.

"Easy, man," Sarutobi rolled his eyes. "It's just a book. I always carry one with me so I have something to do when my team are making asses of themselves and I don't have the energy to stop them. It's a habit I picked up from a friend."

"A book?" Kagome repeated with what Mari thought was a touch of longing in his voice.

"Sure. Want to borrow it while we wait?"

"It has been a very, very long time since I last read a book," Kagome reflected.

"Then again," Sarutobi said slowly, "it's only Ambushes and Counter-Ambushes, fifth edition. A bit dry for my tastes. I don't know if you'd—"

"I suppose I wouldn't mind giving that a read, if you insist," Kagome said, snatching the book out of Sarutobi's hand with the speed of a pouncing panther.

Sarutobi lit up a cigarette and took a drag, giving Mari a smug wink.

Meanwhile, Mari was more interested in Gai. After giving his flawless musculature a satisfied and none-too-subtle up-and-down look, she stepped closer.

"Looks like it's just you and me left to… pair off."

"Indeed. Will you show me the full depths of your youthful passion, Inoue Mari?"

"Catch me if you can!" she grinned as she ran off into the forest.
-o-
Hazō: Stealth said:
Rock Lee: Awareness said:
Rock Lee: Stealth said:
Hazō: Awareness said:

Timing his moment perfectly, Hazō dropped down from the tree canopy, his hand zooming towards Rock Lee's exposed back.

In a flash, Lee spun around, blocking the attack with a sweep of his forearm.

Hazō leapt backwards, out of strike range.

The two watched each other.

Finally, Rock Lee raised his hands in the air. "Truce!"

"Truce," Hazō said, not sure where this was going.

"Kurosawa, I understand why your heart isn't in all this sneaking around. To be honest, mine isn't either. You and I both know that there's only one thing we want to do to each other."

"There… is?"

Lee stepped forward unexpectedly, and clasped Hazō's hands in his.

"Lee?"

"Yes," Lee said, eyes blazing. "We must plumb the very depths of our youth with a perfect union of minds and bodies, and embrace the profound impact of each other's manhood. That is true youthfulness as Gai-sensei has taught it to me."

"Lee?" Hazō asked with increasing alarm.

"That's right," Lee proclaimed. "Let us engage in full-contact taijutsu sparring!"
-o-
Neji took careful step after careful step, watching every ripple that followed from his movement on the water to ensure that none of them were great enough to alert his prey. Wakahisa truly was incompetent, taking an exposed position that made Neji's approach almost effortless. After all his blathering about how difficult it was to sneak through a swamp, he had left Neji with a path that granted him the virtually complete silence of water walking, rather than having to work his way past tiresome tree roots and noisy animals. Foreigners.

Even now, the fool was facing the other way, scanning the treeline while leaving his back shamefully open. Only a few metres left between them, and the movement of Wakahisa's muscles showed that he had no intention of turning around. This would be as trivial a victory as he'd expected.

Two metres… One metre…

Neji stopped. Was that his chakra, moving in a narrow stream through the water?

That couldn't be good.

Neji lunged—

And Wakahisa released his water walking, plunging into the depths.

Before Neji could pull back from his suddenly overextended stance, a hand grabbed his ankle, pulling him down as well.

Neji burst into a flurry of disoriented motion, trying to regain his footing and defend himself against an attack with his water-slowed movements.

The attack never came. Instead, as Neji finally gathered himself enough to mount a counter-offense, Wakahisa put his hands together and began to form seals.

That was where Neji's chakra had been flowing.

As Neji desperately tried to charge at Wakahisa to interrupt, a whip of water lashed out, twisting around him as he tried to evade. He both saw and felt the tag as it was slapped on his back.
-o-
Kei lay back on the thick tree branch, out on the far edge of the Training Grounds. She luxuriated in the peaceful silence as her eyes lazily tracked the movement of a hawk circling around the thermals.

"Rock-paper-scissors?" she asked the girl relaxing on the branch below.

"Mmm."

Kei yawned and shifted into a more comfortable position.
-o-
"Witness the power of Righteous Face Punching Style," Hazō declared, shifting into stance and preparing his best Roki feint.

"Leaf Strong Fist Style," Lee replied, raising his arms into a classic sideways blocking motion. "Allow me to begin!"

Lee charged.

Hazō: Deception + Roki said:
Rock Lee: Deception said:
Hazō: Taijutsu said:
Rock Lee: Taijutsu said:
"Leaf Whirlwind!"

Hazō readied his block—

Lee disappeared.

What?!

His mind already in feinting mode, Hazō saw through Lee's technique just in time, ducking to avoid the spinning mid-air kick from behind him.

"Universal Problem-Solving Technique!" Hazō rose with a precise uppercut, knowing his opponent couldn't evade in mid-air and that committing his arms to a block would leave him helpless as he came down.

Lee tanked the blow with his face.

As Lee landed in his defensive stance, sliding backwards a little with the force of the attack, Hazō stared in disbelief.

"That's impossible. Shouldn't you at least have a broken nose or something?"

"A most youthful technique," Lee said. "But as Gai-sensei always says, when life punches you in the face, you make (non-alcoholic) punch!"

"You… get punched in the face a lot, then?"

"Of course," Lee said proudly. "I have been conditioning myself to endure blows to the head since I was little."

"That… actually explains a lot," Hazō said. "Either way, it's my turn!

"Subtle Manipulation Technique!"

He let his muscles move into the beginning motions of a punch to the face, then paused fractionally as Lee registered the tell, realised it was a fake and moved to block the hit to his solar plexus. Then Hazō punched him in the face.

Of course, even that was a bluff. As Lee once again absorbed the blow, Hazō threw his body weight forwards instead of pulling back to reset, pushing Lee's head back and down. At the same time, he hooked his left leg around Lee's calf and forced the knee to bend. Lee began to fall, helpless and with his arms in front of his abdomen, unable to break the fall in time. Hazō moved his left arm into position for a brutal elbow strike, timed to connect just as Lee hit the ground.

But Lee twisted his body with impossible agility, landing side-on so that Hazō's elbow went past him. There was no time for Hazō to fully abort the movement, and his elbow slammed down, sending waves of incapacitating numbness and pain (how did those two even combine?!) through his arm.

Lee rolled as Hazō reeled. One leg swept out behind him to arrest his sideways movement, leaving him on all fours in a scorpion stance.

In that pose, he waited politely as Hazō recovered.

"Lee… what are you doing?!"

"Giving you a chance to catch your breath," Lee explained. "That was a very unlucky fall."

Oh, that was it. Hazō ran through a list of his most devastating techniques as he moved in. This time, he'd let Lee commit himself first, and pick one that had no room for failure.

Lee moved in. "Leaf Rock-Splitting Axe Kick!"

His left leg began to come up for the blow.

Hazō, with the smooth sideways movement born of a thousand almost-dodged hair-ruffles, began to slip left, past the leg. An axe kick locked your centre of mass while it was in progress. It was a very powerful move, but it left you incredibly vulnerable.

Lee's leg stomped down again without rising even as far as his waist, the motion so fast it must have been planned all along. The momentum transferred to his left fist—which slammed into Hazō's face in a roundhouse punch, amplified by Hazō's own movement.

The last thing Hazō saw was a tree which appeared to be flying towards him very fast.
-o-
"What the heck happened to you, Hazō?" Inoue-sensei asked, staring at him as he limped into sight, holding Lee tightly so as not to fall over. "Weren't you supposed to be training stealth?"

"Lee won," Hazō slurred. "Much sneakier."

Noburi and Hyūga were next in.

"He cheated!" Hyūga pointed his finger at Noburi.

"Neji," Gai said carefully, "are you saying you lost?"

"He cheated," Hyūga repeated petulantly.

"Ah," Inoue-sensei said, "you mean he competed like a ninja. Gotcha. Nice job, Noburi."

Hyūga glared.

Keiko and Tenten showed up shortly afterwards.

"She overcame me in a masterful display of subterfuge," Keiko stated in a deadpan voice. "My incisive strategy worked on paper, but against Tenten it hit the rocks."

Yamanaka and Akimichi were last.

"He won," Yamanaka complained. "As usual."

As for Kagome-sensei, it took the concerted efforts of the entire team, and little short of physical force, to tear him away from his book.
-o-
"Thank you for training with me today, Kurosawa," Lee said his goodbyes. "I respect your skill and creativity. When you wrapped your body around mine and threw me to the ground, I knew you were a man worthy of the full power of my burning youth, and I apologise for the intensity of what came after. I forget that not everyone is as conditioned for these things as I am. I hope you will be my partner again sometime."

"I… uh… you too, Lee."

Hazō risked a glance around.

Keiko and Yamanaka's mouths were open in awed fascination. Inoue-sensei was smirking.

Akimichi had his head turned slightly sideways, as if trying to figure something out. Nara and Sarutobi looked tired of life.

Noburi was giving him a 'really, Hazō? Really?' look.

Hyūga was goggling at him in undisguised horror, while Tenten ignored them all in favour of adjusting her hair.

Finally, Gai's expression hadn't changed from its general contentment, nor Kagome-sensei's from its general suspicion.

"It's been a pleasure, Inoue Mari," Gai broke the awful, awful silence.

"It sure has," Inoue-sensei said. "Let's do it again sometime."

Keiko and Tenten nodded to each other wordlessly and went their separate ways.

"This isn't over, Wakahisa," Hyūga delivered a parting shot as the rest of his team began to leave.

"Is that right?" Noburi replied. "Guess I'd better take your word for it. After all, you're the one who knows all and sees all."

Hyūga gave Noburi one last glare and stormed out of the Training Grounds.
-o-
After the training session, Kagome forcibly dragged the rest of the team to the bookshops.

Volumes that caught your eye:​
  • Working the Hundred Woods of the Fire Country
  • Forge Master's Primer: From Basic Smelting to the Shop Shelf
  • Common Medicinal Plants and Their Uses
  • The entire Akimichi Lore series of cookbooks; Akimichi is happy to offer detailed recommendations​
  • Why Did It Fall Down Again?!: A Handbook of Architectural Do's and Don'ts
  • Ishimura's Encyclopaedia of Construction Materials and their Structural Properties (expensive)​
  • The Right Place to Stand: The Thousand Uses of Levers, Pulleys and Other Marvels of Technology
  • The Harem Technique (for Akane. Wait, what if she doesn't like that sort of thing? Or what if she thinks it's a hint? Or what if you buy it and everyone thinks it's because of Rock Lee? Aargh...)​
  • Yumehara's Classical History of the Elemental Nations (one volume would wipe out your entire budget)​
  • The Amazing Adventures of the Seven Shinobi Swordsmen manga series
  • Jen's Armaments of the Elemental Nations (Kagome made you buy this one; you are now nearly broke)​
You've found nothing on sealcrafting, technique hacking or ninjutsu in the public bookshops or freely-accessible sections of libraries.

You got your shoes earlier, which is another part of the reason why you're nearly broke. Luckily, Noburi's barrel materials are covered by Jiraiya. Repairing it will involve replacing the Wakahisa secret seals in potential view of the Hyūga, but Noburi doesn't think they can be deciphered without knowledge of the Wakahisa secret techniques.
-o-​
Your request for a secure meeting space has been passed on to Jiraiya, but Inoue-sensei isn't optimistic, since it's in Leaf's interest to either deny you the opportunity to talk outside their hearing, or to give you a "secure" space and listen in anyway.

You tried using MEW in mid-air to sneak up on Rock Lee and nothing happened.

Dispelling has failed to reveal any genjutsu, but has led to several more arguments with Nara.

The game night has been put off due to Hazō being barely alive, and still needing enough recovery time to be able to go mess with Inoue-sensei and Ino (as per the previous half of the update).

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You have received 13 XP.
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What do you do now?

Voting ends on Saturday 17th​ of December, 9 am New York Time.​
 
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Chapter 90: Girls, Chaos and Order

The sun was still lollygagging in bed when Noburi woke Hazou for his turn on watch. The idea of keeping watch while sleeping in a suite with comfortable beds and indoor bathrooms was almost laughable, but it was the only way to keep Kagome from having an aneurysm.

Still, it wasn't a bad thing. The early morning hours were a good time to think and he certainly needed to. Most importantly, he needed to think about Akane.

Why did Akane care whether he was flirting with her? Did she want to know if Hazou had romantic feelings for her? Did he have romantic feelings for her? How would he know?

He shook his head and sighed, settling more comfortably on the floor and leaning against the wall to the right of the door, idly rolling a kunai through his fingers. (Important to be armed on watch so that he could stab any intruder.) So many questions, so few answers. He didn't even know what romantic feelings looked like—Keiko was his clearest example, with the way she idolized Inoue-sensei, and that seemed almost unhealthy. Keiko assumed Inoue-sensei was right by default, about everything; it was like her otherwise-magnificent brain turned to soup whenever her teacher spoke. She was hungry for Inoue-sensei's attention and approval and became depressed when she couldn't get it. She would do anything for Inoue-sensei, probably including sticking her arm in a fire if the redheaded jounin told her to. There was no way on Earth that Hazou would ever surrender his judgement to such a degree. If that was what romance was about, he wanted no part of it.

Still, Keiko wasn't exactly a normal person, and her idea of romance probably wasn't normal either. Maybe she was just taking normal romantic feelings and blowing them out of proportion? Maybe, in smaller doses, the various components of her crush actually were good examples of romance. If that was the case, then what did Hazou feel about Akane?

She was really awesome, and he wished he was more like her in many ways. That was kind of romantic, right?

He felt like Akane was right about everything...well, except maybe when she took the Spirit of Youth too far. And when she had faith in people who turned out not to deserve it. And right now when she couldn't see how awesome she was. Okay, there were plenty of times when she was wrong, but those were individual exceptions to a background state of getting things right. A little romantic? Check.

Was he hungry for Akane's attention and approval? He already had those on a constant basis, so it was hard to say. Still, when he thought about Akane forgetting him, or hating him, he felt awful. Romantic, check.

Would he do anything for her? Absolutely, without hesitation.

He frowned, forcing himself to re-examine that knee-jerk response. Do anything? Really? Probably not. If she asked him to betray a friend, give up his dreams of uplifting the world, or stick his arm in a fire for no good reason then that might be too much. Those weren't really important, though, since he was bone-deep certain that she would never ask such things. Okay, put another check in the 'romantic' column.

What about physical attraction? Keiko had never explicitly talked about physical attraction to Inoue-sensei, but the way her eyes followed the jounin hungrily strongly suggested that Hazou shouldn't ask because he might be utterly embarrassed by the answer. So, yes, chalk that up to 'physical attraction is part of romance'. Akane was beautiful. She had a great smile, and the way she moved—

Hazou shifted a little uncomfortably, drawing his knees up to his chest and looking around furtively to see if any of the others were awake. No. Good. Even Kagome-sensei was out cold, although he was cuddling a kunai as though it were a teddy bear and mumbling in his sleep. Hazou could just make out the words 'boom' and 'squish'.

He shook his head with a smile and went back to his thoughts. Where was he? Right, physical attraction for Akane. When he thought about it there was attraction there, but did it count if it had never occurred to him until now?

He sighed and banged his head gently on his knees in frustration. No matter how much he examined it he just didn't know the answers. Maybe he should talk to Inoue-sensei about this. She would have a field day, but she would also know what he should do, and she probably wouldn't prank him on something this important.

What if he did have romantic feelings for Akane? Look at where it got Keiko. Noburi. Yuno. Even Inoue-sensei's love life didn't sound like it had been happy, and she was an experienced adult who understood people on levels he didn't even know existed. Was he going to ruin everything if he had feelings for Akane?

Now that he thought about it, what about other girls? Ino was very pretty, and she had a cool, wicked edge to her that Akane didn't. She was...exciting. Keiko was, well, Keiko, but there were things they had in common—things they both understood about each other that nobody else ever had, like how they processed information, how they communicated with others, and what a pain in the ass most people were. Had he been taking that for granted? Did he want Keiko to have feelings for him? (For that matter, could Keiko have feelings for him? She was into girls, after all.)

Wait, what if Akane had feelings for him? What had he gotten himself into?

Ugh.

He couldn't figure this one out on his own. He definitely needed to talk to Inoue-sensei and, if she approved it, to Akane. Things would be simpler once he know how she felt about the possibility. Also, Akane was older and more experienced than he was, so hopefully she'd understand all this better.

Wait, she also had a crush on Lee, the terrifying and terrifyingly homoerotic wackadoo from Team Gai. If she still did, how did that affect things? Did that mean she couldn't have feelings for Hazou? Or did it mean that if she did, Hazou could end up in an indirect romantic relationship with Lee? For that matter, Yamanaka had hinted at the possibility of three-way relationships...could Hazou find himself directly paired with both Akane and Lee?

A shiver ran up his spine and he shook his head to cast out the horrifying thoughts. He could feel a headache coming on; it was definitely time to stop thinking about this and go make lists for a while.

o-o-o-o​

"So, I was thinking," Hazou said, looking down and stirring his oatmeal slowly as he braced himself. "What do you guys think about sharing the lifting tower with Jiraiya?"

Three...two....

"Are you crazy!" Kagome-sensei gasped. "Don't give these stinking Leaf stinkers anything!"

Huh, didn't even make it to one.

Kagome was about to continue, but Inoue-sensei laid a hand on his arm. "Let's at least consider it," she said. "Hazou, what's your thinking?"

"He's got the basic idea already," Hazou said. "He knows it's related to the Five Seal Barrier. The rest is practical details, and he can have someone work those out eventually. If we give it to him now we save him a lot of time and can probably get paid."

"Note that we are essentially broke," Keiko put in. "Should Jiraiya stop funding our living expenses we literally do not have enough money for a meal. Having a safety cushion of cash would render us less dependent."

"Point," Noburi said. "Also, we really need Jiraiya to like us. Anything we can do to make that happen, or just to make ourselves look useful, would be a good plan."

"Plus, it would demonstrate our expertise in sealing, and probably incline Jiraiya to give us a little more freedom to work," said Inoue-sensei. "Right now we're poodles on parade with no ability to do anything proactive, including choosing when we leave Konoha. If we can demonstrate competence and usefulness we'll have a lot more leverage."

"Yeah," Kagome-sensei said, a smile that wavered between hopeful and crafty stretching across his narrow features. "Tell him that we won't do any sealing work where we could be observed, so he needs to let us get out of town if he wants more product."

The team looked around the table, taking a poll by eye. Finally Inoue-sensei nodded. "Sounds like a plan. If we handle it right we can probably convince him that part of our payment needs to be letting us have our gear back, including what we stored in the Summon Realm." She held up a hand to cut off Kagome's impending explosion. "Not the specialty seals, just our basic weapons, storage tags, camping supplies, explosives, and so on." She smiled at the expression of wide-eyed delight on Kagome's face at the word 'explosives'.

"When Team Asuma picks us up we can ask for a meeting," she said. "Until then, eat up."

o-o-o-o​

When the breakfast dishes had been neatly stacked for the housekeepers to clear away, Hazou pulled Inoue-sensei aside.

"Sensei, that bouquet that you had me give Yamanaka—what exactly did it mean?" he asked quietly. "I wasn't expecting a reaction like that, and even the Anbu seemed shocked. How much trouble am I in?"

She laughed and—yes, damnit—ruffled his hair. "Relax," she said. "Nothing too bad. It was basically 'I am single and looking, innocent and inexperienced but proud rather than ashamed of who I am, capable of gentleness and respectful, but also feeling the awakening of adolescent lust, and it is lust for you.' No big deal."

Hazou gaped at her. "No big deal?! Seriously? You had me tell the beloved daughter of the head of one of the most powerful clans in Konoha that I was lusting after her, and you say it's no big deal?" His voice broke in the middle of the last sentence and he blushed furiously.

She laughed again. "Really, it's going to be okay. You're good-looking, ripped, a powerful ninja for your age, and you're a missing nin so you're rocking that whole 'bad boy / aura of mystery and danger' thing. Right now she's flustered, a little confused, and on the back foot. Once she takes a breath she'll realize that you're no threat and be a little appalled but also a little flattered. Maybe some excitement in a slightly-scary-but-good-scary way, too. She might decide to go hmph and tell you that she's much too good for you, but she won't do anything serious about it. Honestly, I'd be surprised if she even told her team; she knows that if she does it will get back to her father and her father would never approve."

She grinned and ruffled his hair again. "Let me tell you, there is no way to get a queen-bee teenage girl hotter for a boy than to have her father disapprove of him. I'll make you a bet: she'll be cold and offended when her team first shows up, but if she isn't flirting with you by lunchtime I'll eat my shoes." She slid forward until she was barely an inch inside his personal space, then shifted her weight so she stood hipshot, left arm folded under her bosom, right elbow on left hand, twirling a lock of her crimson hair with one finger. She blinked at him, her eyes very wide as she said, "So, Kurosawa, what's it like to be a missing nin? It sounds really scary."

Hazou blushed so hard he felt like his face would explode. "Um...I, uh...need to check my gear before we get picked up. Excuse me!" He hurried off quickly, Inoue-sensei's amused laughter trailing along behind him.

o-o-o-o​

Somehow, despite the fact that they were stuck together in three spacious-but-not-that-spacious rooms, Hazou managed to avoid Inoue-sensei until the knock came on the door.

"I'll get it!" he yelled, sprinting over and yanking the door open so fast that Sarutobi's hand was still upraised from knocking.

"Hi!" Hazou said brightly. "Great to see you! All set? We're looking forward to getting out and seeing the city!"

Sarutobi blinked. Yamanaka sniffed disapprovingly and rolled her eyes. Nara sighed and slouched, hands in his pockets. Akimichi placidly ate a potato chip.

"Hazou, relax, you sound like an idiot," Noburi murmured from behind him.

Hazou belatedly stepped back, waving Team Asuma into the room. "Come in!" he said. "We're all ready, though. What did you want to do today?"

Sarutobi raised an eyebrow. "There's an art exhibit at the museum that I wanted to see," he said. "Neo-Impressionism, very cutting-edge. If you're interested I thought we could go see that, then grab some lunch and train in the afternoon."

"Sounds like a plan," Inoue-sensei said, rolling to her feet from the couch she'd been lounging on. Somehow, she managed to make even the simple act of standing up seem alluring—at least, if Sarutobi's suddenly-sharpening gaze and tiny smile were anything to go by. Hazou was pretty sure that the jounin knew exactly what Inoue-sensei was doing, but he still watched with interest as she got her broad-brimmed sunhat settled and joined them at the door.

"I'm not familiar with the Neo-Impressionists," Inoue-sensei said, casually slipping an arm through Sarutobi's so he was escorting her like a couple on promenade as she started for the door. For a fraction of a second he stiffened at the unexpected contact, but then he relaxed, chuckled softly, and fell into step with her.

"They're pretty new," he said. "Itagaki was probably the first; his Sunset and Oak Tree was masterful, and the use of color-contrasted stippling was a real break from the old school. I think—"

The rest of the teams fell in line and followed their teachers out the door in silence. Hazou shot nervous glances at Yamanaka the whole time, but she refused to even look at him. He swallowed nervously.

o-o-o-o​

Hazou didn't know from art, but the display really was impressive. The diversity of presentation was surprising—you would think that representatives of a single school would be similar, but apparently no one had told the Neo-Impressionists that. There were paintings, statues, wood carvings, and even water displays.

The one that captivated him was Chaos and Order, an array of three small wooden trays, set at slight angles and arrayed in descending steps. Each tray was connected by split-bamboo troughs suspended on wires. Two buckets stood beside the display, one full and one empty. The lowest trough was positioned over the empty bucket.

The rest of the group were scattered around the room looking at various other displayed. Hazou had stood in front of Chaos and Order for half a minute, frowning in puzzlement, until Yamanaka appeared on his left.

"Pour the bucket in the top," she told him chidingly. She stood hipshot, leaning away from him with arms folded under her bosom and eyes locked on the display, very explicitly not looking at him.

Nervously, Hazou poured the bucket of water into the top tray and stepped back to where he'd been.

The top tray was filled with rocks and sand packed in a half-circle dam. The water pooled behind the dam before slowly leaking out through small gaps. It rolled down the slope of the tray and out through an array of small holes that dripped into the first trough. The impact of the water was enough to make the trough bounce and swing slightly, so the water formed an arc in the air as it fell into the second tray.

The second tray was filled with more sand—very fine-grained and white—into which various wildflowers and grasses had been set. The droplets of water splashed across the leaves, making the plants sway and scatter the water. The soft sand slowly turned slate-gray in a stippled pattern that looked like sunlight through leaves until it steadily filled in like night falling.

Hazou and Yamanaka watched in silence as the water wended its way very slowly through the sand and down to the drain. From there it dripped down onto an off-center cone of bamboo with small notches and cuts in it. The impact caused the cone to spin and swing, scattering the water widely into the final tray. A small board, held in place by a spring, stretched across the tray and formed a dam behind which the water accumulated until there was enough pressure to overwhelm the strength of the spring. The board was forced back and the water flowed out around its edges, running through the final trough and into the waiting bucket.

The entire process took at least six minutes; the two teenagers stood silently through the entire process. Hazou didn't dare turn his head to look at the girl beside him, but he found himself hyperaware of her presence, and couldn't stop himself from sneaking peeks out of the corner of his eye. As the water started dripping into the third tray she shifted her weight so that she now leaned towards him instead of away. There was a solid foot of space between them, but he still imagined he could feel the heat of her body on his arm, and he suddenly had no idea what to do with his hands.

Finally, the last drop of water had trickled into the bucket. Yamanka sighed and ran the fingers of her right hand—the hand closest to Hazou—through her long blonde hair before turning to face him.

"The flowers were nice," she said quietly, absentmindedly finger-combing knots out of the shimmering curtain of sunlight that fell forward over her right shoulder, hanging down just below her modest breasts. Yesterday she had worn the hair up in a tight combat-ready knot. Hazou found himself surprisingly glad that she wore it down today; the movements of her fingers were mesmerizing, and he had to force himself to look at her face. "Much too forward, though. We've only just met."

"Sorry?" he said weakly. "Um...Inoue-sensei told me to give them to you. I'm sorry if they were offensive or anything."

"It's fine," she said, granting him a tiny smile that disappeared almost instantly. "I was surprised, that's all." She took a deep breath and started twisting her hair up into its combat knot again, arms upraised and fingers working with the long-ingrained skill of a lifetime.

"So," she said, eyes wide with curiosity. "What's it like being a missing nin?"

Hazou gulped.



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Things that happened offscreen:

  • You and the rest of the team reiterated your warnings to Noburi about Kabuto; he grumbled a bit but acknowledged that they made sense and promised to be careful.
  • You dropped Noburi off with Kabuto. Everything seemed fine regarding Noburi, although Kabuto said that Akane was asleep and should not be disturbed just now.
  • You finished basic shopping yesterday, so there was no need to do more of that.
  • You did the dispelling stuff, both without chakra at regular intervals to make Nara et al think you are stupid and also at random intervals with chakra. Someone on Team Asuma probably saw you doing it but you aren't sure.
  • Over breakfast you wrote the letter to Jiraiya and have given it to Sarutobi Asuma.
  • The art show was your first stop, so book stores, lunch, training, and games night are still in the future.
  • It is now about 12pm and Akimichi is advocating for lunch—something about a favorite teriyaki place.


Author's Notes:

First, I would like to give a big thank-you to @Velorien. He wrote most of the sequence with Hazou thinking about Akane; I changed it from first- to third-person and expanded it a little bit, but his words are still the skeleton and most of the muscles on that scene.

Second, I was really looking forward to working through the rest of this plan but I have to leave in 30 minutes for birthday dinner with the family and if I don't publish now I won't publish today. Fun plan, though; I like the new format and it was easy to write for.
 
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Chapter 91: Complicated, Messy Days
"Being a missing-nin is… complicated," Hazō said. "None of us wanted to become missing-nin. Not to say there are people who wake up in the morning and go 'I know, I think I'm going to become a hated fugitive today', but in our case we were just genin who got caught up in the machinations of some power-hungry jōnin. The first we knew of our supposed betrayal was when we were suddenly running for our lives through hostile territory with hunter-nin on our tail."

Yamanaka nodded.

"It's nothing like being an ordinary ninja. You have to rely on each other absolutely. There's no support network, no village to fall back to when things get tough.

"But you want to know the strangest thing, the most unexpected thing we discovered?"

"What's that, Kurosawa?"

"Being a missing-nin is more like being a civilian than a village ninja."

Yamanaka stared at him. "Kurosawa, did you just compare yourself to a civilian?"

"I did. Out there, in the world beyond the world's richest, most powerful village, there's no support network either. No ninja to turn to for help. You have to work from dawn to dusk, every day, just so you can feed yourself and those who depend on you.

"Death is a hunter-nin never more than a step away. If your brother went out hunting and hasn't come back by nightfall, he's dead. If a chakra monster breaks through the palisade and goes on a rampage, that could be half the village dead. If your child's fallen ill and doesn't get better on their own, your child is dead."

Yamanaka didn't understand. He could see it in her eyes.

"You probably think ninja have the most dangerous lives because we fight all the time. That's not true. Civilian lives are every bit as dangerous, except they don't have a ninja's power to defend themselves. My team has killed chakra monsters by the dozen in our travels. A normal civilian can't kill one. Do you know why we wipe out bandit gangs in suppression missions? It's because if you leave them to grow, they can massacre entire villages—just like that. What do you think happens in places where people can't hire ninja?"

Yamanaka shook her head. "It can't be like that everywhere, Kurosawa. Maybe you happened to pass through some really awful hellhole on your way here, but come on." She gestured around herself. "If the world was really that bad, somebody would be doing something about it. Otherwise there'd be no civilians left."

"At this rate, someday there won't," Hazō said grimly. "I'm not making this up as a scare story, Yamanaka. I wish I could show you some of the places we've seen. Though I bet we could find villages like that within as little as half an hour's travel of Leaf."

Yamanaka raised an eyebrow. "Are you asking me on a date, Kurosawa?"

Crap. This was one of those questions where saying no could have implications as huge and catastrophic as saying yes, wasn't it? And you only got one chance to give the right answer. Why did this stuff keep happening to him, and why did it have to happen all at once?

Life would be so much simpler if only he was into boys the way Keiko was into girls.

"That's… not where I was going with this," he said carefully.

But Yamanaka was still watching him closely. His deflection hadn't been enough.

Crap crap crap. What was he supposed to say next? What would Noburi say?

"If I was going to ask you out on a date, I'd pick a place I thought would make you happy, not one that would make you sad."

Yes! Smooth save, Kurosawa Hazō. You can totally do this flirting thing.

This is the flirting thing, right?

"Still," he gave her a reassuring smile, "there is one piece of good news we've found. All of this horror is really easy to fix, if somebody would just care. I have the Multiple Earth Wall Technique, which I mostly use to defend myself from kunai and explosions, but in a matter of minutes I can erect strong stone walls around the village which will protect it far better than anything the villagers could build in a month. Noburi's still a medic-nin trainee, but he's fixed up injuries and deformities that would otherwise last a lifetime. You should have seen the smiles on the civilian children's faces. Some of them wouldn't have been able to smile if it wasn't for him.

"So that's what it's like being a missing-nin, at least for us. Trying to make the world a better place is hard, not because it takes some kind of incredible effort, but because there's so much world and so few of us.

"But it's also more rewarding than anything else I've ever done. I'm not saying I enjoy being hounded across the continent by brutal killers for a crime I didn't commit, but if the Sage of Six Paths came to me tomorrow and offered to turn back the clock… I think I'd choose to stay the person I am now."

Yamanaka's mouth was open slightly, and her pupils were wide. Hazō's intuition was giving him a distinct sense of "something important is about to happen".

"Ino! Kurosawa! Get moving or we're going to Yakiniku Q without you!"

The moment, whatever it had been, vanished in a flash.

"You heard Chōji," Yamanaka grinned. "C'mon, last one there has to pay for dessert!"

Hazō reached deep within himself and drew upon the hidden wells of motion-enhancing power he had engraved into his Iron Nerve. His pride as a Kurosawa, but more importantly his team's budget, would not allow him to lose.
-o-
"It's the simplicity that matters," Hazō insisted, waving a pair of tongs in the air for emphasis. Yamanaka seemed to have lost interest in him as the meal progressed, leaving him and Keiko hotly debating the merits of lists with a sceptical Nara.

"You can make an exhaustive list with minimal cognitive effort, then pare it down without losing the hierarchical relationships or reducing information density. And the most important part is how easy it is to read. Do you know how much effort I've wasted trying to get the rest of my team interested in more sophisticated means of data management?"

"For clarity," Keiko added, "Hazō has persisted in his masochistic efforts far beyond what a sensible person would attempt, and it remains a matter of eternal wonder to me how he continues to interact with apathetic listeners without at any point committing murder."

Nara shrugged. "Generally, it's best not to bother. If you need someone to do something badly enough, you use behaviour modelling and indirect emotional triggers. Actually trying to interact with people as rational agents is pointlessly draining, because most of the time they're not. Assumptions, miscommunications, taking offence at pointless things… I would much rather read a good book."

Hazō hesitated. He was still a little embarrassed to talk about his technique to a stranger. But on the other hand, having somebody else understand…

"Nara, there's something our team's been trying in order to eliminate this problem. We call it the Clear Communication Technique."

Nara's mouth was full of barbecue, but he gave Hazō a "go on" look.

"Allow me to demonstrate," Hazō said in his best door-to-door salesman voice.

"Keiko, I perceive that you have a fair amount of uneaten meat on your plate which you have not touched for several minutes. I am not making any kind of judgement about your appetite or eating habits, but if you've decided you are not going to eat the meat, may I take it and do so myself?"

"Yes, Hazō, I permit you to take the meat from my plate. Thank you for asking politely."

Nara finished his food. "I can see where it's clearer than conventional communication, but it seems like a lot of trouble to go to for minimal gain."

Hazō was ready for this objection. "All right, substitute 'I'd like to eat your meat' with 'I'd like to offer help with your extremely sensitive emotional situation'. Keiko, if you'd be so kind?"

"Hazō, I am concerned that the amount of time and energy you invest in making lists and talking about them reflects a growing addiction. I do not believe that an addiction would reflect on you as a person in any way, but if it negatively impacts on your well-being, then I would like to offer whatever assistance I can in helping you break the habit. I request that you set aside some time to reflect on whether you may be a list addict, and also consider seeking advice from more qualified individuals such as Inoue-sensei. I wish to reiterate that I do not consider such an addiction a failure of character, but rather an unfortunate illness which would benefit from swift treatment lest the symptoms intensify and cause you suffering."

Hazō goggled.

"I… uh…"

Oh, right, the demonstration.

"Thank you for your concern, Keiko. I do not believe my behaviour is addictive, but since I trust your judgement as a matter of general principle, I will give the matter serious thought. If I feel any uncertainty over whether I am a list addict, I will speak to others who know me well, including Inoue-sensei, in order to obtain their input. Should I conclude that your evaluation is correct, I will of course take all possible steps to cure the addiction, at which time I will be sure to call on your support. I appreciate you looking out for me, and am grateful that you are prepared to bring up such sensitive issues for my benefit. Please continue to do so if any arise in the future."

They both turned to see Nara's reaction.

Nara was busy rummaging through his equipment pouch.

"Do that again. I need to take notes."
-o-
"I'd like to go to the library next," Hazō told Nara as the waitress took away their plates. "If there are many, could you recommend a good one?"

"Are you looking for anything in particular?"

"Right now I just want to see what kind of books are available, though if any of them have a copy of the Yumehara histories…"

"Actually," Nara reached into his pouch awkwardly and drew out a weighty tome, "I took the liberty of bringing Volume I with me. You don't have to borrow it if you don't want to, of course. I just thought you might…"

"Thank you, Nara!" Hazō beamed. "That's really considerate of you. Of course I'd like to borrow it."

"Yes, well, it occurred to me that in your position you wouldn't be able to get borrowing rights from any of the public libraries, and the History of the Elemental Nations books reward heavy investment. You wouldn't be able to appreciate them properly if you read them in snatches in between other activities. This is my personal copy, so please take good care of it."

"Really, Nara, thank you." Hazō had a thought. "Since you're such an avid reader, would you be able to tell me the range of books I can expect to find in a good library?"

"Sorry," Nara shook his head. "I have my own copies of a few particularly treasured volumes, but most of my reading comes from the clan library. It has every volume collected by the Nara Clan since its foundation, so going outside would be more trouble than it was worth."

"Every volume since its foundation?" Keiko echoed distantly. "Then since you have unrestricted access, would it be possible—"

"It wouldn't," Nara said sharply. "I don't exactly know you that well yet, and besides, given who you are, my father could never allow it. To be frank, from your position you'd have to marry into the clan to be allowed into our library."

Keiko gave him a contemplative look.

"No. No no no. Don't even think about it. There is nothing in this world more troublesome than women."
-o-
"Inoue-sensei, can I have a word in private?" Hazō asked Inoue-sensei quietly.

"Sure." Inoue-sensei raised her voice. "Sarutobi, can you give me five minutes? I need to give my student a chewing-out for poor manners!"

"Inoue-sensei!"

"You were being enthusiastic at a Nara. That is poor manners. Your energy levels to a Nara are like Rock Lee's energy levels to you.

"So what's up?"

"Um," Hazō squirmed. "I need your advice."

"If you're trying to decide how to court Ino, you're actually doing well on your own. You have a sort of earnest charisma that comes out when you're making your speeches, and the old 'make them question their view of the world, then hit them with solid conviction'? That's an advanced seduction technique, and you pulled it off like a pro."

"No, that's not—wait, you were listening?"

Inoue-sensei shrugged unrepentantly. "Just making sure you don't say the wrong thing and get us all killed."

"Uh, anyway, this isn't about Ino. It's about Akane. Inoue-sensei… I think I like her, and I don't know what to do."

Inoue-sensei gave him a sardonic look. "Well, it's about time you figured it out."

Hazō blinked. "You mean you knew?"

The look turned pitying. "Hazō, of course I know. Noburi knows. Keiko knows. Pandā knows. The only person who doesn't know is Kagome, and that's because he thinks romance is a form of undefined behaviour and treats it accordingly."

Hazō blushed.

"Then can you help me? I don't know the first thing about romance and I have a feeling I'm going to be naturally bad at it. I know I'm supposed to figure this stuff out on my own, but this Akane we're talking about. I absolutely can't afford to get this wrong, so while I have you, I need to use you."

Inoue-sensei's mouth opened, then closed again.​
"Yes, Hazō," she said slowly. "I can see where your smooth-talking skills might need a little work."

She ran a hand through her hair.

"All right. The question is: what do you want? Do you want to date her, boy and girl, and try to make your bond deeper in profound ways you can't even imagine yet? Do you want to just stay friends, because being with her is more important than risking losing her in the horrible, agonising mess that love can become? Do you want something in the middle, without the reliabilities and restrictions of conventional labels? Or maybe you want to make this poly, and bring in Ino or some other girl you meet, and embrace the glorious complications that result?"

"I don't know," Hazō said. "I don't know how to know. I just know that Akane matters to me. I want her to be happy. I want to be with her. It's like nothing's changed inside me, and at the same time everything has. Does that make sense?"

Inoue-sensei gave a forlorn smile. "If only love was always that simple.

"Well, Hazō, if you don't know where you're headed, I can't tell you how to get there. But I can give you some general pointers.

"Be honest about your feelings. With yourself. With her. Don't play games. Adults spend all their time playing games, and then we end up alone with broken hearts and wonder what went wrong.

"You're in a difficult, unstable situation. She's in hospital and she's unhappy. You have to make a call—will hearing your feelings now help her or hurt her? Be sensitive to her mood. Don't throw all this at her when she's not ready, but don't miss the moment either. In love, timing is everything.

"Whether you talk to her now or later, talk to her. Don't make it a declaration. You two are smart, mature for your age, and already close friends. You can work out the best way to move forwards together.

"Don't assume you have to figure everything out straight away, or that the form your relationship takes now needs to be the form it'll always have. You're going to grow, both of you, and your feelings will change, again and again, and you don't have get it all right first time round.

"Oh, and don't rush the physical stuff, either. That gets real complicated real fast, and generally teenage girls will want to take it slower than you expect.

"Normal teenage girls, anyway," she added to herself. Hazō was so busy turning a deep crimson he nearly missed it.

"That… should do for now. In short, be honest, pay attention to her feelings, and don't make assumptions about anything. And take advice from anybody called 'Heartbreaker' with a pinch of salt."

Hazō smiled gratefully. "Thank you so much, Inoue-sensei."

"Any time, kid. Now shoo. I have things to think about."

As Hazō went off to rejoin the group, he briefly heard Inoue-sensei mutter, "Damn, this is going to get me disqualified for sure".
-o-
"Hey, guys," Noburi skipped down the steps of the hospital's main entrance. "How's it going?"

"Not bad," Hazō allowed, doing his best not to sound too excitable in front of Nara. "How was your first day?"

"Oh, it was great! Yakushi-sensei put a lot of effort into making sure I didn't do anything that might be dangerous with my chakra system the way it is, and he asked me a bunch of questions about how I was settling in, and whether my teammates were OK. Keiko, he was particularly curious about you and Kagome, since you were so on edge when we first met him."

Hazō opened his mouth to comment, but it struck him in the nick of time that it was probably not a good idea to discuss Dr Yakushi's trustworthiness in front of Team Sarutobi.

"So did you cut up any interesting bodies?" he assayed innocent small talk.

"Nah, today was mostly theory. He tested me to see what I knew and what they consider general medical knowledge back in Mist. He made a point of not asking about any Wakahisa medical specialities, because he didn't want to make me have to worry about keeping clan secrets. Oh, Hazō, he said he'd be in the old alchemy lab on the first floor if you wanted to talk to him."
-o-
"Ah, Kurosawa!" Dr Yakushi waved him over. "Perfect. Would you mind doing me a small favour? This will be so much easier with the Iron Nerve."

"What's the favour?" Hazō asked cautiously.

"Oh, nothing important. Watch how I stir this pot, and then do it exactly the same way for a minute while I pour in the catalyst. I'd do it myself, but I'm not ambidextrous and I've already sent Wakahisa home for the day."

Even if Hazō wanted to say no, there was no comfortable way of doing so. And besides, it was a perfectly ordinary request.

After a few corrections for speed and spoon position, Dr Yakushi left Hazō to it and began to pour a blue liquid into the pot, where it mixed with the red in an artistic spiralling pattern.

"What is this, exactly?"

"Oh, Solution Five-One-Seven Alpha," Dr Yakushi said casually, glancing briefly from Hazō's hand to his face.

"Is that anything special?"

"Not at all. Merely a random medical reagent of which we happen to be in short supply.

"That should do, Kurosawa. Thank you very much. If you are here to see Ishihara, please feel free to go."
-o-
"Hi, Akane," Hazō said. Why was he feeling nervous? This was his apprentice, one of the people he knew best in the world, and nothing had changed between them. What could there possibly be to be nervous about?

"Hi, Hazō-sensei." Akane sat up straighter in bed.

"How are you feeling?"

"I haven't been sleeping very well," Akane confessed. "Funny, really, you'd think since I'm hardly doing anything else…"

"About that," Hazō seized the opportunity. "We stopped by a bookshop recently, and they had this manga, The Amazing Adventures of the Seven Shinobi Swordsmen. I was wondering if you might like something like that to read while you're here, or maybe some other author you like, or some book you've read before and maybe would like to read again?"

"Thank you, Hazō-sensei," Akane smiled. "I think I'd like that. Though my parents visited this morning, and they already brought a lot of my old books and manga. And I know the team funds were pretty bad before, and I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble…"

"It's no trouble at all! Wait, your parents?"

"That's right. I've made them worry so much…"

No good. She was starting to feel down again. Quick, say something.

"I'd love to meet your parents, Akane."

His inner Inoue-sensei (oh, hell, when did he get one of those?) smirked at him shamelessly.

Akane's expression did not improve. "I, um, don't think that would be such a good idea right now, Hazō-sensei. They're… well, angry with everyone in the team. They think it's your fault I got hurt. I tried to explain that it wasn't true, but my parents don't listen very well when they get protective. I do want to introduce you to them, but I think right now it's too soon. I'm sorry."

Forget romance, the first thing Hazō needed was tips on how to make people feel better instead of worse.

"Did you have any other visitors?" he asked in desperate hope of changing the subject.

"Yes, actually," Akane brightened. "Rock Lee and Maito Gai came to talk to me about believing in the Spirit of Youth and its powers of recovery. They said you sent them. That meant a lot to me. Thank you."

"That's OK." He'd finally done something right!

Doing something right involved inflicting Rock Lee on someone. The universe was weird.

"Were they the way you remembered?"

Akane frowned. "They were… and they weren't. I don't know. Maybe I'm the one that's changed?"

Hazō gave an understanding nod, despite not understanding at all.

"I sparred with Rock Lee, you know," he moved to safer ground.

"You did?!" Akane leaned forward, then winced. "You and Rock Lee, fist to fist, immersed in the Springtime of Youth… oh, I really wish I'd been there to see it. What was it like?"

"So first he charged for me, head low," Hazō demonstrated, "and I thought he was going for a bull rush. But then at the last second it was like he disappeared. Luckily, I'd already sensed something was off, and when I felt the hairs move on the back of my head…"
-o-
"He really said that?" Akane's peals of laughter rang out like crystal bells. "That's wonderful! It's just like when he was giving a taijutsu demonstration to the Academy finalists, and he talked about pouring the seeds of youth into Uchiha Sasuke through the outflowing of his manly spirit—in front of the whole class! Oh, you should have seen the fangirls!"

"I, uh, have to ask, Akane, but does Rock Lee do that deliberately? Or is he really…" Hazō wasn't sure how to finish the sentence without insulting Akane's crush.

"Nobody knows," Akane admitted. "There are rumours going around that he's secretly a master of deception with an unbreakable façade, and that this is why he was put in a team with not just Hyūga Neji but Tenten herself… but you get rumours like that about all sorts of people. The one before that was about our year's Nara, Shikamaru, being a once-in-a-generation genius who'd finished the Academy's advanced tactics classes when he was eight just so he'd have more free periods to nap in."

"Hyūga Neji, huh?" Hazō mentally rubbed his hands together with glee. "Let me tell you about Hyuga Neji…"
-o-
It was getting dark.

"Sorry, Akane," Hazō tore himself away with the utmost reluctance. "I still need to get to the library before it closes. Before I go, is there anything you can think of that I could bring you? Maybe some games or puzzles to keep you entertained when you're on your own?"

Wait, had he just accidentally made Akane sound like a small child?

But she either didn't notice or didn't mind. "I like logic puzzles. Ones like 'how do you get a goat, a wolf and a wild cabbage across the river without the wolf eating the goat or the cabbage exsanguinating the wolf?' or 'how many spies can you get to turn each other before they realise they're all spying for the same side?'"

Hazō found himself considering the situation analytically. "Why can't the wild cabbage exsanguinate the goat?"

"It's the bone armour. I've heard it's thinner on domesticated goats because they get bred for wool and milk first, but it's still enough to protect them from common predators."

"Huh. Is there anything else you'd like?"

"If that expansion for Sealing Failure is out already, the one with the new ANBU investigators and special clue tokens, I'd love to see it. Or the solo play expansion for Civilian Burger. But if they're too expensive, please don't worry."

Hazō waved her concern away. He'd find money for at least some of these things somewhere, even if he had to refine his Jiraiya-wrangling skills to perfection before he could do it.

Though there was one thing that didn't necessarily cost any money at all.

"Say, Akane, are there any songs you particularly like? Because I was thinking of dusting off my old flute, and if there's anything I could play for you..."

"You'd learn a song… just for me?"

"Sure," Hazō said lightly. "It's no big deal. The hard part is suppressing the Iron Nerve so you can make each performance unique, otherwise your music ends up soulless. But I used to practice a lot while I was home alone, so it shouldn't be hard to pick up again. Besides, you're not going to laugh at me if I make mistakes, are you?"

"No, Hazō-sensei. I'm not going to laugh."

"Then any requests?"

Akane spent a minute deep in thought.

"If it's really all right… could you play me Tears of Red?"

"Sure thing. Then I'll see you tomorrow."

He looked back on his way out the door. He couldn't… even if it wasn't time yet, he couldn't say nothing. Not when she was going to be on her own again.

"Akane, you really do mean a lot to me."

And then he left, flustered, without hearing her reply.
-o-
"So there I am," Noburi said dramatically, "exposed, with no cover, standing with my back to Hyūga Neji. He's stalking me slowly, steadily, silently. Or so he thinks. My senses, trained to superhuman accuracy over a year of evading Mist's deadliest hunter-nin, can still hear the ripples his footsteps are forming on the water.

"I can't turn around. As soon as the game is up, he'll be able to strike me down with a single blow. So I keep facing forwards, pretending I'm all oblivious and vulnerable. He takes another step. Another. Then he lunges!"

Noburi thrust his hand out, fingers curled into a cruel, grasping claw.

"He thinks he's got me for sure. After all, I have no chakra—next to him, I'm just a helpless civilian. I can't even boost my muscles to get out of the way.

"But he's underestimated me again. I sensed him coming. I know the right timing. And what he doesn't know is that I learned three-dimensional combat in the deadliest battleground in the Elemental Nations… the Swamp of Death.

"I drop straight down into the water!" Noburi slammed his hands down, stopping just short of hitting the table. "Hyūga's hand passes through the space I was an instant ago. He's shocked. He hasn't a clue what just happened. He looks exactly like this." Noburi dropped his jaw, tilted his head and rolled his eyes in an expression of pure gormless bewilderment.

"That's just the beginning. While he's busy rubbing his two brain cells together, I spin in the water and grab!" Noburi twisted his torso, slashing his hand across the air. "I have his ankle—and down he goes!"

Noburi flailed comically, his mouth opening and closing like—ironically—a fish out of water.

"Now you might think that's where the story ends. After all, as soon as Hyūga recovers, he's going to go right for me, and I won't be able to dodge in the water. But you've underestimated me just like he did.

"As he's floundering, I call on the ancient Wakahisa arts that I mastered over the course of our travels, fine-tuned over endless battles with everything from spiderbears to megalodons to saxifrages. I know I only have one chance at this, and it takes perfect concentration—but I pull in the chakra he's been spending on water walking, spin it between my two hands, and make it my own. Hyūga is my barrel now."

Noburi put his hands out in front of him, as if holding a spherical seal bomb, then started to shake them as if the bomb was trying to get away.

"His chakra is twisting and thrashing in my hands. Like him, it's vile and sloppy and lashing out at anything that comes near, and it's twenty times stronger than everything I have in my body right now. A single mistake, a single moment of distraction, and it's the end for me.

"But they don't call me Iron Will Wakahisa for nothing. I master Hyūga's chakra. I dominate it and take full control. And just in the nick of time, because Hyūga's found his feet.

"He's going for me. If I dodge, I'll lose the chakra again. But if I don't dodge, it's all over. I only have time for one more move.

"That's when I bring out my secret weapon. Hyūga's underestimated me for the last time, because as he reaches for me, I pour all of that chakra into the legendary Water Whip Technique.

"Hyūga finally sees what I'm doing. He ducks to the left. He blocks." Noburi hunched down and brought his arm up in a textbook open-palm high block. "But even with his Byakugan he can't see what's right in front of his nose."

Noburi leaned towards the audience and put his hand to the side of his mouth as if confiding some great secret.

"The Water Whip… is a whip made out of water.

"It doesn't zoom out towards him—it forms through the water next to him. Then before he can adjust, it curves around his block… and gently taps him on the back with a sticky tag.

"And that is how I beat Hyūga Neji on my own, without any chakra, on unknown terrain with no time to prepare."

After that, there was nothing for it but to applaud.
-o-
Approximately a tenth of a second after the applause died down, there was a knock on the door.

"M-Maito Gai? I, uh, please come in," Hazō stuttered.

"Thank you, thank you," Gai beamed with his disturbingly sparkling smile.

"How long were you out there, just out of curiosity?"

"Oh, we didn't want to interrupt such a riveting tale, and one different in so many interesting ways from Neji's story."

Hyūga followed Gai in, giving Noburi a glare that was the poisoned, exploding-tag-festooned shuriken of evil looks.

"Relax, Hyūga, I didn't tell them about how you were so stunned you gulped down a mouthful of disgusting swamp water and pondweed. Or how you stamped your foot down and stormed off in a huff like a little girl who didn't get the Princess Tsunade doll she wanted for Ascension Day. Or how you—"

"So what brings you here tonight, Gai?" Inoue-sensei interrupted as Hyūga's hand began to inch towards his kunai holster.

"Asuma said you guys were having a gaming night, and I wondered if you'd mind letting us join in."

"Is that so, Sarutobi?" Inoue-sensei was still smiling pleasantly, but for some reason Sarutobi adjusted his collar as if it was suddenly too tight for him.

"Gai caught up with me and asked if I was interested in spending tonight joining him and Lee for a male bonding session in the sauna! I had to explain why I was definitely too busy!"

"Well, it is how it is," Inoue-sensei said politely, glancing quickly at the armchair in the corner, into which Kagome-sensei was digging himself like a panicked wildcat.

"Hazō, take over," she whispered in Hazō's ear as she retreated to take care of the desperately outnumbered sealmaster.

Hazō surveyed the room.

Akimichi was cheerfully helping himself to the snacks Kagome-sensei had made (after Inoue-sensei had pointed out that this was an opportunity to make the guests wonder if they were being poisoned, thereby putting them off balance before any potential betrayal).

Nara and Keiko were exchanging commiserating looks, while Yamanaka was looking thoughtfully between Hazō and Noburi for reasons Hazō couldn't begin to guess at.

Gai had put an arm around Sarutobi's shoulders in a comradely fashion, and Sarutobi seemed about as happy about this as one might expect.

Neji was on the verge of throwing himself at Noburi, while Noburi's face and body language said louder than words, "Aww, aren't you cute, trying to intimidate me like a big boy?"

Tenten had perched herself down on the arm of the sofa next to Keiko.

And Rock Lee? Rock Lee was advancing on Hazō with an unhealthy (or possibly too healthy) gleam in his eye.

"So," Hazō nearly screamed, "who wants to play some very youthful board games?!"
-o-
When Prof. Yumehara got around to writing Volume V: The Fall of the Elemental Nations, he would begin with this moment, when Hazō foolishly allowed Inoue-sensei to "randomly" decide their teams of two.

Granted, at least he hadn't ended up with Lee, but Nara managed to occupy the exact opposite end of the motivation spectrum. It would take the most brilliant of insights to come up with a way to make his partner stop drifting off to sleep and fight for real.

"You know," Hazō observed offhandedly, "the sooner we win this, the sooner you can go home."

Nara clenched his hand into a fist. "Let's crush them."
-o-
Keiko and Tenten nodded to each other expressionlessly and sat down side by side in a mirrored motion.
-o-
Inoue-sensei shifted closer to Gai on the sofa.

"Don't worry," she purred, "I have a firm grasp of strategy."

"Then I'm sure you'll appreciate my most youthful moves."
-o-
"You," Hyūga hissed. "Of all the filthy foreigners infesting Hidden Leaf, why did it have to be you?"

"What's the matter, Hyūga? Can't you manage teamwork unless it's 'teamwork' with one of your fanboys?"

"Oh, that's it. I'll show you teamwork. I will cooperate your ass to victory with the full power of the Hyūga!"

"Cooperate my ass to victory?" Noburi repeated.

"Shut up," Hyūga deflated slightly. "It made sense in my head."
-o-
"Which is why, Ino, we have nothing to fear as long as the Power of Youth is on our side. You and I shall join forces and defeat our opponents, no matter how skilled they will be, with our superior youthfulness and blazing spirit! If there is any doubt in your heart…"

As Rock Lee went on with no sign of stopping, Yamanaka's eyes once again flickered between Hazō and Noburi. She settled on Hazō, met his eyes and mouthed, "Help me!"

Hazō nodded to her as a knight errant accepting a quest.
-o-
"Looks like that leaves us, Chōji. The two sane men."

"One sane man, Asuma-sensei. I decided to stop struggling and go with the flow a long time ago."
-o-
Kagome-sensei, serving as referee, eyed them all balefully from his armchair, stroking his kunai like a fluffy white cat.
-o-
"No," Rock Lee declared, "your backstabbing plan is most unyouthful, Ino. Instead, next turn we shall commit five ninja to Fang Country."

"Why?" Yamanaka cried. "Why did you have to say this one out loud too?"

Akimichi and Sarutobi exchanged happy looks. Sarutobi started picking up pieces from their stockpile.
-o-
Hazō looked on helplessly as Team Keiten's lone ninja slaughtered the Hazamaru army one by one by one. (It had been decided to use first names after nobody in the room was able to combine "Hyūga and Wakahisa" into something non-awful.)

"How are you rolling all those sixes?" he pleaded.

"Probability is overrated," Tenten replied enigmatically, toppling another Hazamaru figure with a flick of her fingertip.

"Inoue-sensei Teaching no. 34," Keiko added, "if you see a single ninja facing your full team and looking like they know something you don't, run."
-o-
Rock Lee calmly took five ninja figures from his Claw reserve and slid them over into Fang, into the middle of Sarutobi's prepared ambush.

"You did it…" Yamanaka whimpered. "You actually did it…"

"It is unyouthful to go back on your word," Rock Lee said firmly.

Sarutobi reached for the dice to roll his first strike.

Rock Lee put down a card in the middle of the country.

Tamed Chakra Behemoth.

"It is also unyouthful not to meet a challenge with everything you have."

Sarutobi put the dice back down.
-o-
"Forget Keiten," Hazō said quietly to Nara. "It's Leeno that we need to take out first. With Chosuma wiped out in the west, they're going to grow into a serious threat if we let them."

Nara shook his head. "Turn back, Kurosawa. Turn back before it's too late. Women are troublesome, and that one is the most troublesome of them all."

"I—I don't know what you're talking about."

"It's your funeral."

Then Nara gave a shadow of a smile.

"But first, let's make it theirs."
-o-
Noburi observed the battlefield.

Team Leeno had been taken out by a series of precision strikes from Hazamaru. Yamanaka's heart hadn't been in the defence, and all things considered Noburi couldn't blame her. She was now in the kitchen making herself calming camomile tea while Rock Lee cheered on the other teams even-handedly.

Chosuma had gone on the defensive to recover from their brutal defeat in Fang. Keiten were systematically taking over the neutral territories like water pouring down the path of least resistance, except water didn't tend to leave troops in key locations so you couldn't attack its stuff without triggering a massive counterattack.

And Gaimari… Team Gaimari weren't paying much attention to the game at all, and were currently watching Keiko and Tenten while whispering to each other. Yet they were still holding a solid third place.

Still, things weren't too bad. Hyūga, while having been banned from the Most Awful Personality Championships for blatant doping, was a surprisingly decent tactician if you could tune out the other ninety percent of what he said. Meanwhile, neither Hazō nor Keiko nor Inoue-sensei seemed to be aware how much attention he paid to them on a daily basis, and were repeatedly caught off guard by his ability to predict how they thought.

Gaimari finished their turn.

"They took our Vegetables," Hyūga growled next to him. "This slight cannot be forgiven."

"You're right," Noburi said. "Let the armies of Nobuneji go forth and unify the Warring Clans with blood and fire!"
-o-
Team Keiten won on points.

It was enough to make you want to cry. The twin titans of Hazamaru and Nobuneji had crushed Gaimari and Chosuma between them in an unspoken temporary alliance, then proceeded to clash like a cobra against a mongoose, throwing stratagem after stratagem at each other… forgetting completely that the game was on a timer.

Keiten, meanwhile, stayed out of PvP combat altogether, making any attackers pay so dearly for every gain that neither of the other teams could challenge them without leaving themselves vulnerable to their true rival. And all Keiten had was a bunch of small, low-value territories anyway… which turned out to add up to just a few points more than either Hazamaru or Nobuneji's constantly shifting empires.

Tenten glanced down at Keiko's right hand. Keiko shook her head very slightly, apologetically. Tenten gave a fractional nod.

Then the two of them nodded to each other, just like before. If there was any more subtle emotion being expressed by their movements, Hazō couldn't read it.
-o-
"I hope you're grateful I permitted you to learn strategy from a Hyūga, lowlife," Hyūga sneered.

"Oh, I learned plenty," Noburi said. "I promise I'll never forget how to cooperate somebody's ass into victory."

Hyūga scowled at him, took a failed stab at a "hmph" of aristocratic disdain, and then stomped off.

Ino hung back until she was the last to leave.

"I owe you bigtime for coming to the rescue. I just can't handle guys like Rock Lee. Seriously, I could kiss you."

Hazō froze.

"But I won't," Yamanaka grinned. "See you tomorrow, Kurosawa!"

And she hopped off the front step and ran to catch up with her team.
-o-
"Thank you for the dinner, Kagome-sensei," Hazō said. "It was delicious. I particularly liked the new spices."

"It was nothing," Kagome-sensei grunted. "Got to keep our strength up for when the stinkers finally make their move. It's been too quiet.

"But it's good that you liked it," Kagome-sensei added hurriedly, like a student realising he hadn't ticked a box in a multiple-choice text. "I might try improving on it next time."

"I look forward to it. By the way, remember those books we were looking at before?"

"Yes," Kagome-sensei said immediately.

"Once we get paid, we should pick something up for you. There was a book we saw on carving, with woodcuts, or maybe something from the Akimichi Lore cookbook series?"

"Cookbooks, huh? I suppose even they wouldn't poison their own. Not en masse, anyway. Though it could be a bluff—we'd need to watch to make sure we're being sold the same books as the rest of them. And I don't mind the woodcut one either. Yes, I could do with a good book."
-o-
"Inoue-sensei?"

"Hazō," she said, sitting on the doorstep looking up at the stars. "How'd it go?"

"I didn't talk about it. It didn't feel like the right time to say anything… romantic."

"Is that right?"

"Yes. And besides, thinking about it, even if I like her that way, that doesn't mean she likes me back."

"Mizukage's oozing thornbush of a haircut," Inoue-sensei said under her breath, "we do have a lot of work to do."

"What do you mean?"

"Never mind."

"Say," it seemed like a good time to ask, "have you ever heard of a song called Tears of Red?"

"I haven't heard the song, but I know the folk tale. It's about an Uchiha's forbidden love for a Senju. They clash on the battlefield, again and again, and somewhere along the line she realises that her hatred for him has turned into love. But then her father, the clan chief, finds a poem she wrote about the Senju, and he tells her the only way to purify the taint in her heart is to kill him with her own hands. 'Come back with his head or not at all,' he says. So the Uchiha goes and fights him, but every time she sees an opening, try as she might, she can't make herself go for a deathblow. They fight all day and all night, and at last she sees that she could never kill him, and throws herself on his glaive. With her dying words, she confesses her love for him. Then the Senju cradles her in his arms, lowers her gently to the ground, and tells her that he's loved her all along. Their lips meet, for the first and last time, and that's where the story ends."

"Ah," Hazō said. "That's… not the kind of song I expected her to like."

"Girls are complicated," Inoue-sensei gave a wry smile. "Boys too, for that matter. Get used to it."

"Anyway," Hazō found his train of thought again, "I came out here because I wanted to thank you. For your advice, and for looking out for us, even though it's hard and stressful and just keeping Kagome-sensei stable must be exhausting for you. And I'm sorry about the thing at the hospital. I should have followed your lead. You deserve all the trust we can give you."

He tentatively opened his arms for a hug.

Inoue-sensei moved in, inevitably ruffling his hair in the process.

"You're a sweet kid, Hazō. You're going to make one or more girls very happy someday."

Her hug tightened a little around him, then she let go and stepped back.

"Inoue-sensei, I've been wondering. What is it you have against the Mizukage's hair anyway? Did he do something to personally offend you?"
-o-
Mari's footsteps were heavy as she trudged through the corridors of the Mizukage's Office. She didn't enjoy meeting Yagura face to face at the best of times, and this was definitely not the best of times. She could only hope that he was up to his ears in work and had little time to spare for the likes of her.

"Good morning, Captain Zabuza," she gave a respectful nod as the senior jōnin passed her by.

"Inoue," he nodded back.

Mari turned to look at him as he walked away. Momochi Zabuza. A brutal, ruthless killer the mere whisper of whose name sent missing-nin fleeing to the far corners of the world. An unapproachable masked man with an aura of mystery. And sculpted like a god of war. Mari sighed.

The labyrinthine passageways twisted and turned as she made her way to the heart of the bureaucratic maze and knocked on Yagura's door.

"Enter."

The boy looked small behind an adult's desk, and smaller still next to the tall, immaculately squared stacks of paperwork. You could almost pity him, this youth locked into the hardest job in the village by the burden of his own power. You could almost pity him… if you didn't know.

"Inoue Mari, reporting in."

As she crossed the threshold of his office, she felt a disorienting sense of transition. Yagura's will extended from him like an invisible lattice of force, cutting up the world into regular tiles connected to each other by rules no one but he understood. Those who stepped into his presence became his pieces, granted one tile each and permitted to move only as he chose.

"You failed the Mikoto mission, Inoue," Yagura said, his voice an emotionless tenor.

"Sir! My assignment was to infiltrate Akarengejō and—"

"I know the missions I assign my shinobi, Inoue. Restrict yourself to salient information."

Mari swallowed.

"As you know, instilling plausible temporary insanity is a very subtle and time-consuming task. Intel said the daimyo and his wife were estranged, and she'd be sleeping in a separate wing, so I should have had all night to work.

"Unfortunately, apparently this was the night she decided to try to reconcile. She walked in on me as I was in mid-genjutsu, assessed the situation immediately, and screamed. I was forced to abort before the guards arrived. I don't believe my identity was compromised."

Yagura's eyes unfocused slightly. He blinked once. Twice.

"Kill the wife. Disable the husband. Cover the wife's body with a blanket and take her form. Inform the guards they heard cries of passion and instruct them that you are not to be disturbed for the foreseeable future. Wait for the husband to recover and use the dead wife's body as a prop to further your original objective."

Mari inwardly winced. "I—I didn't think of it in the heat of the moment."

"No, you did not. Inoue, if you are unable to improvise even on this level, then you must learn to prepare contingencies in advance. Panic is not useful. Shinobi who panic are not useful."

"I did not panic," Mari's temper flared. "Just because—"

Yagura's eyes snapped onto hers.

The lattice of force warped around her, twisting itself like bondage rope, like ninja wire, pinning her from head to toe and stopping the tiniest sliver away from cutting into her flesh. She couldn't move. She couldn't speak.

But Mari refused to surrender. She would not be dominated by a man. She would not be turned into a helpless puppet for Yagura to use for his own pleasure. Not ever.

She was the flame, untouchable and irresistible, dancing and devouring, giving life or destruction on a whim. All the ninja wire in the world could not bind the flame, and any who tried to force their will onto her would burn to ashes.

Something shifted behind Yagura's eyes.

Mari plunged into the oceanic depths, far beyond the reach of the sun. The pressure of endless fathoms of water slammed down onto her, a single teardrop's weight away from crushing her bones into dust. No flame could exist in this abyss. Nothing could exist in this abyss. Nothing but the single vast being that was silently watching her die.

Then the Mizukage let her go.

"Forgive me, Mizukage," Mari choked out as if trying to expel the water from her lungs. "I spoke out of turn."

"Go," the Mizukage said as if nothing had happened. "You will be informed when I next have use for you."

It was then that Mari understood. Whether it was a year from now, or ten, one day the Mizukage would decide she was no longer useful. He would raise his hand and snuff her out, instantly, without a struggle, and if there was anything left alive after that, it would not be Inoue Mari.
-o-
"No, Hazō," Mari said softly. "It's just a running joke."

She ruffled his hair again for good measure.

"Now off with you. You need to be relaxed and at the top of your game if you're going to conquer your girl troubles, and it's already late."

"All right. Good night, Inoue-sensei."

"Good night, Hazō."

Mari gazed up at the night sky. A complicated, messy day, full of unseen dangers, elusive opportunities, and unique, unpredictable challenges. Just like the one before it. And the one before that. No backup, no safety net, no hint of what tomorrow might bring. Just her, a loyal team, and an impossible dream borrowed from a boy purer of heart than she would ever be.

Be careful what you wish for, she knew. And yet some part of her wished that these complicated, messy days would last forever.
-o-
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You have visited the library, and had a discussion within Jiraiya's secure space, but I was unable to include these within the update, which is already the longest update I've ever written, and the third longest overall. @eaglejarl has kindly agreed to take up the torch.
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Bonus Update: Agency
Bonus Update: Agency​

Kei took step after step towards Mari-sensei, running through the plan in her mind one more time.

Mari-sensei smiled at her.

Not for you. Turn away. Stop hurting yourself.

She was still beautiful.

Mari-sensei was right, Kei knew she was right. Yes, her feelings were nothing special, they were something everyone felt for their master while they were immature children who had yet to learn better. Yes, Kei needed to stop being so clingy and tunnel-visioned, stop looking at the partner she wanted and start looking for the partner she deserved.

If there was any such thing.

"What's up, Keiko?"

Keep it together, Kei, keep it together. She was improving. She could fall asleep next to Mari-sensei now, even when they were alone, instead of listening to her breathing and thinking about how she was close enough to touch and how her hair spilled out over the pillow and managed to catch the light even in the pre-dawn darkness. She could believe that Mari-sensei's disapproval was something less than a denial of her entire being. She could hope that, even though she was nothing without her pathetic dependence on Mari-sensei, once her fall was over and she hit the ground, she might be free.

She was improving.

Kei opened her mouth and delivered her prepared lines before Mari-sensei read her mind and began being sympathetic.

"I have been considering our schedule for tomorrow, and have a proposal, namely that we arrange an additional training session with Maito Gai and his team."

Mari-sensei's expression changed to one of pure, staggered incredulity.

"Keiko! And here I thought Gai and Lee's behaviour was driving you up the wall. Weren't you the one who said the other day that if you never heard the word 'youth' again, you could die happy?"

"I may have made a statement to that effect," Kei squirmed. Of course Mari-sensei would flawlessly recall tiny details, especially the inconvenient ones. "However, in this instance I believe it would be best for me to sacrifice my personal preferences for the good of the team."

"Go on."

"It has occurred to me that Hazō and Rock Lee are uniquely well-matched in terms of taijutsu, certainly moreso than with any of the members of Team Sarutobi, and the same can be said of myself and Tenten's reported weapons specialisation. You and Maito Gai likewise appear to have had a very successful training session together. I concede that none of this can be said of Noburi and Hyūga, but on the other hand I believe that allowing the latter to score some harmless victories in training may render him less homicidal towards our team. Should you find this proposal reasonable, I am certain you can find a means of expressing it that will also satisfy Kagome."

"Well," Mari-sensei said slowly, "if you're really prepared to put yourself on the line like that for the greater good, I guess I'll have to give it some serious thought."

It was only fair, Kei insisted to herself. Hazō was enjoying making friends with Ino, and Noburi had found himself a dubious but ultimately supportive and valuable mentor. Was it so unreasonable for Kei to pursue her own interests instead of spending her limited energy reserves supporting Hazō's efforts to bond with Nara?

Besides, she had earned this. The others would never know what it cost a Mori, a half-trained Mori, to create an original plan based on individual motivation, to overcome the cognitive inertia, the fear, and the Mori Voice's arsenal of despair for those with the hubris to attempt to initiate change in the world. And yet she had done it, made a plan without being given specifications, instructions or even permission. She had proven her agency. Ami would be so proud.

Kei decided to think about something else.


-o-

Tenten silently guided her through the Training Grounds, away from the "youthful" exertions of Hazō and Rock Lee (yes, she did feel a little guilty, but by this point Hazō owed her) and Noburi and Hyūga's occasionally entertaining duel of wits. Tenten's clearing, isolated and all but concealed between tall, ancient trees, was lined with straw practice dummies, painted alternately in green and white.

"Preferences?" Tenten asked.

"Kunai, shuriken. But I am open to suggestions."

Tenten handed her a set of shuriken and gestured towards the dummies.

Kei focused, aware of how important it was not to make an embarrassment of herself after all that effort. The majority of her shuriken struck the dummies solidly in the heart, throat and eye areas. Static targets, of course, but she had thrown from long range, hopefully dispelling any of Tenten's concerns that she was dealing merely with a typical incompetent genin.

"Good aim," Tenten said.

Yes!

"Wrong target."

Kei's inner smile disappeared.

She looked at Tenten questioningly.

Tenten leaned down and patted her own thighs. Abdomen. Chest. Kei's eyes lingered for an instant, then urgently snapped away. Finally, Tenten tapped her arms, then her forehead.

"Dense muscle. Bone. Body armour." She glanced at Kei as if to ask if she understood.

Kei nodded.

Tenten tapped herself again. Ankles. Knees. Wrists. Elbows. Shoulders.

"Tendons. Ligaments. Unarmoured for mobility. Easy to sever. Disable an arm to end combat. Disable a leg to prevent escape."

Tenten allowed her leg to collapse beneath her, and fell onto one knee.

"Target still alive. Allies must protect.

"After victory, free to interrogate or negotiate."

She looked at Kei again. Kei nodded.

"Advanced level. Some tendons, ligaments, heal easier than others. Leave target as potential future ally? Cripple forever? User's choice."

Tenten's hand blurred. Ten shuriken embedded themselves in a green-coloured dummy's joints.

"Achievable with practice. For now, one target."

She pointed to the next dummy.

Kei would not disappoint her.

-o-

Kei panted. Tenten had neither told her to stop, nor encouraged her to keep going. Periodically she would hold up a hand, then take stance and demonstrate the correct version of a throw Kei had failed at, three or four times, then step back without a word.

Finally, she felt her accuracy dipping unacceptably low from exhaustion and allowed her arm to fall loose.

Tenten handed her a water flask.

Kei had expected to come here for an ordinary sparring session, not a lesson. It was strange for Tenten to act solely as a teacher, when she would derive no benefit for herself in the process. Doubly so given their relative positions.

"Tenten…" she asked. Why could the girl not have an ordinary surname, instead of forcing Kei to imply an unearned degree of intimacy? "Why are you teaching something like this to a potential enemy?"

Tenten met her eyes for longer than usual. "Non-lethal combat," she said simply. "No needless death."

The look she gave Kei was a searching one.

Kei understood, of course. If she could but master this, she would not only be a more formidable warrior. She could also, if it came to it, fight Tenten's own allies in a way that did not take their lives.

But that intention was meaningless if it was not followed by the entire team—if Kei and Kagome fought the same opponent, for example, she could end up non-lethally disabling them only for Kagome to immediately splatter them across the landscape using his explosive seals. Conversely, were Team Inoue to exclude lethal options from their tactics altogether while their enemy did not, they would surely be annihilated.

Tenten's own team… included Rock Lee. Kei made a horrifying leap of logic.

"All of you?"

"Gai-sensei most. Neji least. Likely why he chose us."

Tenten's gaze intensified. She was waiting for something. Looking for something. Kei did not know what.

-o-

"Proud citizens of Hidden Mist!

"The continental nations believe us to be ignorant yokels descended from backwater bandits. They believe that a single word of deceit in our ears will be enough to sow confusion and ready us to be their willing slaves. That is why they send infiltrators among us preaching the heretical doctrine called 'pacifism'. 'Lower your weapons,' they whisper. 'It is shameful to meet a challenge with your full power, and righteous to cripple yourself.' 'Weaken yourselves, and we promise we will do the same.' They would have us bow down before them, surrendering the might that we have earned over generations of sacrifice, and trust that they will not plant a dagger in our prostrate backs. Thus, their agents preach of gentleness as the path to peace, even as they continue to torture and murder as they have done since the beginning of time.

"Peace belongs to the strong! Peace belongs to those who hold nothing back when it comes to protecting their families and their village. When a ninja of Hidden Mist allows himself to be tainted by the venomous lies of treacherous saboteurs, it is a tragedy. When he seeks to poison the unified will of Mist with those lies, it is treason! It is an attempt to kill us with words by those too weak to do so with blades! Report these so-called 'pacifists' and your loyalty will be rewarded. Lend them your ear and you will be culled, as Mist culls all who threaten the safety of its people."

-o-

"I do not understand," Kei confessed. "I see the tactical advantages of what you demonstrated to me, I do, but why would you value your enemy's life over your own? What could possibly be worth endangering yourself and everyone you are fighting to protect?"

She was seeing a vision now, of Tenten sparing an enemy, perhaps even a Mist-nin, out of some misguided philosophy, only to be killed the second she lowered her guard. That was how things were, that was the true shape of the world—and Kei did not want this girl, a potential friend amidst the faceless hordes of humanity, to die.

Tenten's shoulders tightened. Her eyes shifted away from Kei's, to the blades of grass on the ground.

She hesitated.

"Not today." Her voice rose slightly, blurring the line between statement and question.

"OK," Kei said, trying to give hers the soft acceptance she had heard many times from Mari-sensei.

They retrieved the shuriken in silence.

When they were done, Tenten beckoned Kei towards the edge of the clearing, to the base of a huge oak that likely predated Leaf itself. Tenten sat down and lounged back against the tree, looking up at the sunlight filtering through the canopy above.

Kei found a place next to her amidst the sprawling roots. The tree had clearly not distributed them with concern for her personal space in mind, but oddly Kei did not feel uncomfortable lying close to the other girl. It was not a matter of wanting physical contact—Tenten was neither Ami nor Mari-sensei. Quite the opposite, it was because she somehow felt certain that Tenten would never touch her without her permission.

Without pressure to communicate, without the need to defend her personal boundaries, Kei could be safe. For a little while.

-o-

Kei did not know when she had dozed off. She had not intended to. The idea of being forced to sleep next to strangers on missions was disturbing enough—the force of will Mari-sensei demonstrated to make a specialisation of it was extraordinary. And even after Kei had become inured to the practice, it was certainly something she had not dreamt of doing of her own accord. To say nothing of how she had now inconvenienced a girl who had given up her own time to train her.

As Kei stirred upright, there was a snapping sound next to her, as of a book being unceremoniously closed. Tenten stood up, her figure silhouetted against beams of sunlight.

She raised her eyebrows expectantly, then flicked her index finger between herself and the dummies a few times.

"Yes," Kei decoded, "I would be happy to move on to sparring practice."


She placed her stack of borrowed shuriken in the palm of Tenten's carefully outstretched hand.

Although Kei was watching, she had trouble following the legerdemain, if that was what it was. All she knew was that it involved a scroll holster on Tenten's chest, a quick hand movement, and a glint of metal. Then the shuriken were gone, replaced with an equal-sized stack of the blunted training variety.

"Real-time weapon change," Tenten explained on seeing Kei's expression. "Drawing and sheathing is a tool user's weak point. Can be attacked for massive damage."

Kei took the proffered shuriken.

Tenten opened up some distance between them. She gave Kei one more piece of advice before they began.

"Moving target, easy target. Will keep opening, closing, rotating joints. Every motion creates new openings."

Kei did not intend to be an easy target.

-o-

They were the last to rendezvous back at the entrance, where the comfortable peace of the last few hours was inevitably broken by their teammates' clamorous tomfoolery.

"Lee," Hazō said in a voice that was holding on to politeness by the skin of its teeth, "before our next meeting I will compose a list of words which you are not allowed to use for the duration of our training together. They shall include, but by no means be limited to, 'lustful', 'penetrate', 'spurting' and 'girth'."

Lee beamed. "You mean you are planning to train with me again before you leave? That's fantastic. I can tell that my presence is causing the most youthful part of you to grow, and if you can keep it up, your thrusting technique in particular will benefit greatly. I shall honour the commitment you have made, and will ceaselessly train my own manhood so that I may hold you to it."

Hazō slumped onto the nearest bench, his will to live visibly draining like air from a punctured pig's bladder.

The other pair was doing no better.

"'Pop quiz' is not a legitimate form of ninja combat," Hyūga growled at Noburi.

"Is that right?" Noburi smirked. "You mean you lowered yourself to the level of a civilian again? Thanks, Hyūga. In that case it's no wonder those expensive private tutors of yours didn't prepare you for my questions."

"Perhaps next time I can uplift you to my level," Hyūga said. "Ideally by the throat. Though given your extraordinary density, my arms may not be strong enough."

Noburi blinked. Then his smile widened. "Come on, Hyūga. You're being unfair on yourself. Even you must be good at something."

And so it went on.

Tenten gave Kei a look that took no effort whatsoever to interpret. You see what I have to deal with?

Kei let her eyes flicker sideways to where Kagome was attempting to test Hazō for poison or energy-draining ninjutsu, then back to Tenten. Believe me, it is no picnic on this side either.

"Ah, the beauty of youth in full bloom," Gai sighed apropos of nothing Kei could identify.

"I know, right?" Mari-sensei grinned. "It's moments like these that make being a jōnin instructor worthwhile."

Wonderful. While they had spent a beautiful afternoon training, their team leaders had apparently gone insane. Insofar as one could tell with Maito Gai.

"Onwards!" Gai proclaimed. "Tonight is ramen cook-off night, and this time I will not brook the unyouthfulness of a tie!"

"That's right!" Rock Lee said. "Gai-sensei, once I fill you with my broth, you will surely admit it is more youthful than Neji's limp noodle!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

Kei looked to Tenten, a friend not thrown at her by the cruel machinations of fate. A friend made through her own personal choice.

Tenten met her eyes one last time. She tapped her shuriken holster. Again?

Kei tilted her head faintly towards the metropolis of Leaf behind her, towards the Hokage's Office. Then she nodded. If I can.
 
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Chapter 92: Reading is Fundamental

The Leaf Public Library was unreal; an open foyer leading to the librarian's desk, and beyond that a pair of tables covered in neatly stacked books. Past the tables was an array of bookshelves that seemed to march off to the horizon, each six shelves high on both sides and jam-packed with books. Bound books, not scrolls. How in the name of the Sage had Konoha acquired this many books? How could there be this many books?

The entire team had stopped dead in the foyer, looking past the librarian's desk into the room in awed wonder. Even Inoue-sensei was shocked at the sight.

Hazō was unsure how long he stood gaping, but Kagome's twitching finally jolted him out of his trance. He looked around to see the rest of the team shaking off the wonder as well. Off to the side stood Team Asuma; the jōnin wore a tiny smile, from the corner of which dangled his trademark cigarette. The three genin varied between amused (Yamanaka), bored (Nara), and relaxed (Akimichi).

"You put that out right now!" hissed the librarian, appearing out of thin air with a suddenness that made Kagome jump and spin around, kunai in hand.

The librarian in question was ninety years older than the Sage of Six Paths, stick-thin, shorter than Inoue-sensei, with a face like a withered apple. She snatched the cigarette from Sarutobi's mouth and shook it at him as though he were a student being threatened with the whip. "You will not smoke in my library, do you understand me? I told you last time that I would ban you if I ever caught you smoking in here again, so you can turn yourself around and march—"

"Can't do it, Auntie," Sarutobi said, smiling like a child teasing a grownup. "The old man sent me; we're escorting this batch and they've been given browsing privileges."

The librarian glared at him, then spun on the team and leveled upon them a gaze that should have caused spontaneous combustion.

"Welcome to the Leaf Public Library," she ground out. "Let me make a few things plain; I've known little Hiru since he was on his mother's knee, bless her. I don't care if he comes here and personally squires you around; you be respectful to my books or I will ban you. You damage a page, I'll skin you to make a replacement. Do you un—"

"Wouldn't work," Kagome said. "Skin doesn't hold ink well enough. Fades after a few years, and then what have you got? A book that can't be read. Horrible."

She looked at him in shock. "What did you say?"

He frowned at her in confusion before speaking very loudly and slowly. "I said: Skin. Doesn't. Hold. Ink. Well. Enough. Making. A page. Out of. Skin. Is stupid. You end up with a book you can't read. S'like a poet who can't write or a sealmaster that can't infuse. Or a dog that you find lying on the garbage pile with three legs broken and bruises all over. Horrible. Just horrible." He visibly remembered that he was supposed to be speaking loudly, so he repeated himself. "Horrible. Books you can't read. Are. Horrible!"

"You don't have to shout," she said. "I'm not deaf, just shocked. Thirty thousand people in this woodpile, does anyone respect books? No! They come here to read them, lollygag about, then shove the books back anywhere they like. Sometimes they even spill on them! I keep telling them no food or drinks in the library, but do they listen? No! They spill on my books, and even dog-ear the pages!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Those stinkers! Where are they? We'll blow 'em up!" He smacked his fist into his hand with a loud crack! "Boom, squish!"

"You would not believe how many times I have asked little Hiru for permission!" she said, taking him by the arm and leading him back to the desk. At her touch he jumped a foot in the air and came down flapping his arms furiously at her. She tutted and raised her hands placatingly. "Of course, of course. No touching, should have realized. So sorry. Come on, I'll make us some tea and we can talk about all the books." She paused and turned to glower over her shoulder. "You lot be good. I'll be watching!" She disappeared back around the counter; Kagome paused, obviously torn as he looked back and forth between his team and the librarian taking her seat at the counter.

"Go on!" Inoue-sensei hissed, shooing him on. Kagome's face lit up and he hurried off to join the librarian who was busy pouring tea. Hazō was happy to see that his paranoid teacher hadn't completely lost his mind; the minute he sat down he pushed the librarian's tea set aside and unsealed his own steaming hot teapot.

"Well, that happened," Sarutobi said. Silence ticked by. "Does he do that a lot?"

"He's...unusual," Inoue-sensei said, watching as Kagome and the librarian chatted. The sealmaster had a teacup in one hand and a kunai in the other. The librarian didn't seem to mind.

"Well, yes," Sarutobi said. "Anyway, come on. Let's look around."

Hazō followed along behind the Leaf jōnin like a duckling trailing its mother. What he was seeing was impossible. Literally impossible. It took months to write out a book, illuminate it, and bind it. Even if every person in Konoha spent all their time writing it would have taken years to create all these different....

He stopped, leaning in close to the first table. There were three copies of Cuisine, At Home and Afield next to each other. Why in the world would anyone make more than one copy of a book?!

"How...?" he asked, trailing off as too many questions collided in his brain.

"We're Konoha," Sarutobi said with a tone of irritatingly smug assumption that was belied by the twinkle in his eye. "We do the impossible before breakfast and eat the unlikely for a snack. What's a few books between friends?"

"A few books?" Inoue-sensei said archly.

Sarutobi chuckled. "You can touch them if you want," he said to Hazō. "Just don't spill on them or Auntie will get cranky with me."

Hazō wiped his hands on his pants to scrub off whatever specks of dirt might have clung to his skin before very carefully picking up one copy of the cookbook and opening it as carefully as if it were a possibly-primed explosive tag.

The instant he saw the page he froze in panic.

Seal-quality paper. No extraneous lines, just a perfect grid of kanji, written in an inhumanly perfect hand; seal! Unknown seal, and he'd probably triggered it by picking it up! Crapcrapcrapcrap!

"Breathe, Kurosawa," Yamanaka said with a laugh. "It's just a cookbook." She scooped the book out of his hands and stuck it back on the table exactly where it had been. She started to turn back to him but Hazō pushed her hands away in his hurry to grab the remaining two copies of the book, his fear of death diffused by Ino's proof of safety and replaced with an entirely different fear. He flopped one book open on the edge of the table and flipped frantically through the other until both were open to the same page. He flicked his gaze back and forth between them, comparing that inhumanly precise writing.

It was exactly the same.

Every word, every symbol, perfect. Every brush stroke exactly like its counterpart in the other book.

Rage burned away every trace of judgement; he uncoiled like a snake, slamming both copies of the book into Sarutobi's chest. (The jōnin shifted fractionally and then allowed the contact, doing nothing except brace himself so the force of the impact didn't knock him backwards.)

"WHO?!" Hazō shouted, dropping the books so he could grab Sarutobi's flak jacket in both hands and yank the man down until their faces were only a whisker apart. "Who did you steal from my clan to make these, you bastard?! How many Kurosawa do you have chained up in your sweat shop, cranking out books so that Konoha can look rich and powerful?!" His voice got louder and angrier with every word; by the end he was shoving Sarutobi, driving the man backwards with the sheer force of his rage.

Sarutobi retreated one step, two, three, then caught Hazō's wrists and twisted, driving Hazō's elbows out and up to shut down his forward momentum. "Stop," the jōnin said. "As far as I know you're the first Kurosawa to set foot in Konoha. We don't have any of your clan here—"

"BULLSHIT!" Hazō said, bracing himself to push forward again. A tiny shift of Sarutobi's fingers applied pressure on a nerve bundle in the genin's wrists that forced him to stop shoving, although it didn't calm him at all. "Only a Kurosawa writes like this! This is the Iron Nerve!"

"This is a printing press," Sarutobi said calmly. "It's a machine that writes. I promise, we don't have any of your clan here."

"...a machine?" Hazō asked, the anger draining and leaving only confusion in its wake.

"A machine," Nara said from behind him, his tone not at all sleepy or bored. "My grandfather invented it. It's just metal and wood, that's all."

Hazō glanced back; Inoue-sensei was restraining Kagome, who had kunai in both hands and a look like a panicked wolverine on his face. Noburi and Keiko had faded out to the sides, kunai in her hands and an open canteen in his. The three Konoha genin were squared off with them, hands in position to cut handseals. Akimichi had lost his usual amiable look; he carried his hands high as though about to sledgehammer them down.

"You really want to let him go, Kurosawa," Yamanaka said, her voice cold. "Right. Now." Tension thrummed in the air. She flicked the first of what would clearly be a chain of handseals.

"What did you do to my books?!" Auntie shouted, shoulder-barging Yamanaka out of the way in her haste to get to the two books that Hazō had dropped. The blonde stumbled to the side, her hands going out wide as she caught her balance.

Everyone shifted, their attention coming off of each other and onto the tiny old woman who was busy scooping up the bound pages like they were her precious children. She dusted them off and turned them carefully, inspecting each with a critical eye.

"You foxed the cover!" she snapped, waving the books at Hazō. "Get out! All of you, get out! You should be ashamed of yourselves, damaging perfectly good books because you couldn't keep your tempers! What sort of ninja are you if you can't even control yourselves? Terrible ones! If I were your teacher I would make you dig latrines for a week and use your stupid faces for target practice the week after that!"

"We don't use students for target practice, Auntie," Sarutobi said calmly. "Never have."

"I know!" she said, throwing her hands in the air. (While keeping a tight grip on the books.) "Never once! Little Hiru, always so stubborn! You want children to learn how to dodge, you throw things at them! Honestly! I've been telling him that for forty years!"

"Believe me, it's been tempting," Inoue-sensei said with a smile, slowly releasing Kagome and stepping back. "Sometimes they're just infuriating, aren't they?"

"Infuriating? Infuriating?" the tiny little librarian said, whirling on Sarutobi. (In midwhirl the books slotted themselves back onto the table in a movement so fast Hazō almost missed it.) "I'll tell you what's infuriating! Infuriating is telling someone Time. And. Time. Again"—each word was punctuated by a jab of a bony finger into his ribs—"Not. To. Damage. The. Books!"

Sarutobi yielded ground with every poke, pivoting adroitly to avoid what was only a hairsbreadth from being an actual taijutsu strike. The whole time an urchin's grin was spilled across his face. "It wasn't my fault, Auntie! Really!" he said, laughing. "I promise, I didn't start it!"

Auntie stopped and set her hands on her hips, glaring up at him like a terrier glaring at a mastiff. "Well, who did then, hm?"

"It was him!" Sarutobi said immediately, pointing accusingly at Hazō. "It was all his fault! I am the victim of circumstance, that's all!"

The librarian turned to Hazō with an expression so thunderous that Hazō braced himself for an attack...until the tiny woman spun back to Sarutobi again and started smacking him repeatedly.

"Shame on you!" she said, driving him back around the table with thwaps to shoulders and chest that he ducked or blocked, laughing all the while. "Shame on you for selling out a young boy that you're supposed to be guarding! He's your responsibility, why are you trying to get him in trouble, hm?!" Thwap, thwap, thwap.

"Time to go!" Sarutobi said, sidestepping Auntie's next lunge and shunshining to the door. "Everyone out, let's go! Step lively, now!"

o-o-o-o​

"Here you are," Jiraiya said, opening the heavy door and gesturing them in into a conference room with a heavy walnut table and ten chairs evenly spaced around it. On one wall was a small three-drawered credenza with a pitcher of cold water and a set of glasses on top. There were curtain rods, but the curtains had been removed so that the walls—and the absence of peepholes—were visible. "This is Shield Room Three. We use it for secure briefings, so it should be a safe space for you all to talk."

"Safe? Safe?! I'll show you safe, you stinking Toad stinker!" Kagome growled, pushing his way into the room with suspicious glares in all directions. "There's no such thing as safe! Safe, indeed. Pfah." He crouched down so he could look under the table while staying well away from it.

Jiraiya watched the other sealmaster's antics with a raised eyebrow and a calm expression. "What are you looking for?" he asked as Kagome shuffled around the table, examining every inch of its underside.

"The lupchanz dispensers," Kagome said, as though it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"Uh-huh. Yes, that is absolutely a thing we wou—" His dry words were cut off as Inoue-sensei hurriedly reached up and put a hand over his mouth. He looked down, giving her The Eyebrow but not bothering to move aside. She shook her head frantically at him, nodded her head towards Kagome, then shook her head again. Jiraiya rolled his eyes but nodded; Inoue-sensei removed her hand.

"I'll leave you to it, then. You have an hour and then someone will come to collect you." He nodded to the team and strode off down the corridor to do whatever Toad Sages did when they weren't unwisely teasing paranoid and massively overstressed sealmasters.

Inoue-sensei did a turn around the room herself, studying the walls, floor, and ceiling carefully.

Inoue, Awareness:
?d100: 921
?, ?:
?d100: ?


"Okay," the jōnin eventually said. "If there's anything fishy about this room I don't see it. Sit down, everyone."

Kagome was in the process of studying the credenza carefully before pulling one of the drawers one with the tip of his kunai. (Gouging the wood slightly in the process.)

Kagome, Stealth:
?d100: 677

Inoue, Awareness - ? (circumstance penalty; distracted):
?d100: 688


Inoue-sensei spun around quickly enough to catch Kagome stuffing something into his belt pouch.

"Kagome, what was that?"

"Nothing," he said guiltily.

Kagome, horrible liar, Deception:
?d100: 43

Inoue Mari, infiltration specialist, Deception:
?d100: 1224


"Kagome," she chided, crossing her arms and tapping her foot expectantly.

Looking even guiltier, he produced a sheaf of high-quality paper and half a dozen pens and inkstones from his belt pouch. "They were just sitting there," he said pointing at the drawer defensively, almost managing to keep the pleading whine out of his voice. "I mean, they were obviously there for us to use."

She eyed him for a moment, lips pursed. "Okay," she said.

Kagome's face lit up. "Really?"

"Yes, just be discreet. Okay, we're on a clock so let's get this party started." She settled into the chair at the head of the table and leaned back, fingers tented as the others took their own seats. (Kagome refused to sit in one of the chairs and instead perched cross-legged on the table, turned slightly so that he could see the door in his peripheral vision.) "Hazō, you had something to talk about?"

"There are two things," he said carefully. "Both are somewhat sensitive, and I'd like to be very clear about my intentions, so please let me finish before saying anything. My first item concerns Yakushi and his desire to experiment with our bloodlines. Noburi, I recognize how important it is to you that you learn medical ninjutsu. I am completely in support of this desire, both because it will offer a great advantage to the team and because you are my friend and I wish to support you in something that will make you happy. I am very confident that, given the appropriate training and resources, you will be a brilliant med-nin. Furthermore, I recognize that Yakushi is an expert and it sounds like he is also a good teacher. You can clearly learn a great deal from him, which means that keeping him happy with us is important. I do have concern about his strong desire to study our bloodlines. We are a small team faced with enormous challenges and no safety net. We need every advantage that we can get, and our bloodlines represent a significant set of advantages for the team. Giving up information on them reduces that advantage and this worries me. I suggest to you that Yakushi's first loyalty is to Konoha, not to our team. Allowing him to study our bloodlines seems to me to be a risk, and yet may also be a requirement in order to keep him happy enough to train you and give Akane the best possible care. I would like to know how you feel on the subject of letting him study our bloodlines.

"Keiko, Inoue-sensei, Kagome, I would also appreciate your input and I hope you do not feel slighted by the fact that I am asking Noburi first. I feel that he has more to lose in this situation than the rest of us do and therefore his opinions should be reviewed first so that he does not feel peer pressure to conform to our opinions."

Noburi considered Hazō's speech for a moment before cracking a smile. "Boy, talk about kid gloves. Okay, let me see if I can do this Clear Communication no Jutsu too.

"Hazō, I appreciate your concern for my feelings and your desire to support me in something that, as you said, is very important to me. I feel that you are correct in most of what you said: Yakushi-sensei is a very good med-nin and studying under him is both an honor and extremely useful. I do understand that revealing details of our bloodlines represents a risk, but Yakushi-sensei has been very careful not to ask about clan secrets."

Inoue sensei looked at him sharply. "You said that he had tested you to make sure your chakra system would not react badly to the medical ninjutsu he was teaching, right?"

"Yes...?"

"Noburi, that was him studying your bloodline," she said patiently. "In fact, I'm...both impressed and nervous about how good all these Leaf nin are at deception and subtlety."

"What do you mean, sensei?" Keiko asked. "Everyone seems to have been very direct so far."

Inoue gazed upwards, ticking points off on her fingers. "Gai: I strongly suspect that his whole 'Youth!' persona is a front. That librarian: appeared exactly when a fight was about to break out, distracted everyone, turned it into almost a comedy. Removed tension, put everyone back on a 'us against the enemy' footing with herself as the enemy. Clearly recognized that Hazō was the one to drop the books, but then demanded an explanation from Sarutobi. Speaking of Sarutobi, the Hokage saw right through every misdirection I tried." She shrugged. "Granted, that one's less surprising. Still."

Everyone digested that.

"I find Hazō's points convincing," Keiko said. "I believe that allowing Yakushi to experiment on us would be a bad plan unless we received significant value in return. We may need to yield a certain amount of cooperation in order to ensure that Akane receives optimal care, but we should keep it to a minimum. It is essential that we maintain value to Jiraiya in particular and to Leaf as a whole. Our secrets are the most valuable things we have to offer and we must spend them as slowly as possible."

"On the subject of getting value for it," Hazō said, "I was thinking that perhaps we should tell him that he can watch us practice any jutsu he teaches us. It would show cooperation and give us increased options."

Everyone considered that for a moment and then Inoue looked around the table, taking a vote by eye. "Okay, sounds like we're in agreement. Trickle out the information as slowly as possible and in as small doses as possible. Hazō, I like the idea of jutsu training, but they need to be useful ones, and none of that happens without me there. If he complains, tell him that I'm your jōnin sensei and I'm very controlling. It's not unknown for jōnin to bar their students from studying under other teachers, so it shouldn't raise too much of an alarm."

"Or me," Kagome said, his smile entirely too creepy. "I could be there. Watching. You know, to make sure he doesn't do anything dangerous."

Inoue eyed him nervously. "That is definitely a thing we could do," she said diplomatically. "Moving right along...Hazō, you said you had a second topic?"

Hazō licked his lips nervously. He had put a lot of thought into this speech, but there was an entire swarm of butterflies hatching in his belly right now.

"I was thinking about what reward I'd like to ask Jiraiya for," he began. "I have a couple of options, but I wanted to ask permission from the entire group for my first pick."

Inoue-sensei's eyebrows shot up; Keiko cocked her head in curiosity.

"I would like to preface this by saying that I won't go forward with it unless you all approve," Hazō said. "You are all very important to me, and I do not wish to damage our team dynamic by causing resentment or jealousy. Also, if anyone else would like to ask for the same thing I would be happy to work it into my own request so that you can get a separate reward in addition."

"Well, that's not a bit ominous," Inoue-sensei said. "Spit it out, kid. Anticipation only makes it worse."

"I would like to ask for Jiraiya's help in extracting my mother from Mist."

Keiko and Noburi blinked. Inoue-sensei looked thoughtful. Kagome had produced one of the stolen pens from his pouch and was petting it lovingly; he seemed utterly unbothered by Hazō's suggestion.

"Hazō, you know that's...really risky, right?" Noburi said carefully. "The Mizukage is all about massive hate for anyone who runs. And security in the village is really tight."

"The chances of success seem extremely low," Keiko said. "However, I would be interested to hear the reasoning behind the request."

"My momma is the only family I have," Hazō said. "The rest of the clan kicked her out when she married poppa. They stripped her of everything except the clothes on her back and the weapons on her belt. Poppa didn't have any family so it was just the three of us. No grandparents to visit on festival days, no brothers to wrestle with or sisters to tease and scare suitors off of. Just us, against the entire world. Momma and Poppa were both ninja, so they were each gone a lot but they made sure one of them was always there as I was growing up."

He swallowed hard and cleared his throat. "They were so proud when I made it into the ANA. They both walked me to school the first day and handed me off to the proctor at the gate, then stood there and watched me until I was all the way inside. Momma practically glowed.

"You all know I was in trouble a lot when I was in school. If I hadn't been so good at taijutsu I think they would have thrown me out. Momma used to scold me every time I got demerits, but I could tell she was proud of me for thinking and asking questions. She always told me, 'A good ninja isn't just a tool, cricket. A good ninja understands the purpose of the mission, the reason for the training. It's the only way to excel.'

"We've been gone a year now, and we must have been labeled traitors. She probably thinks I'm dead, or a coward, or something worse. She's all alone now, and I can't stand it. I want to see her again. And it would be useful to have another jōnin on the team, right? She almost certainly hates Mist for killing us, so I'm sure she'd jump at the chance to come work for Jiraiya if it meant being with us again. She's a great fighter, and smart. She's good with people, although probably not as good as you, Inoue-sensei, and...." He trailed off, biting his lip and looking around imploringly.

"If any of you have people you would like to have extracted, I would be happy to ask for that as well," Hazō hurriedly added. "I think it would be entirely reasonable for me to ask Jiraiya 'I would like you to extract our families.'"

Uncomfortable silence reigned.

"Hazō, I wish to communicate my feelings about this issue very clearly," Keiko said, "because it is clearly of extreme importance to you. I find the idea of having another jōnin on the team extremely desirable. I also am very in favor of anything that will promote your happiness and well-being, which I believe having your mother on the team would do. I am willing to devote as much time and effort as required for the team to come up with possible plans. I am willing to perform very deep dives into the Frozen Skein in order to validate any plans we come up with. Despite that, I do not wish to give you false hope. I believe that the chances of safely extracting any ninja from Mist to be low. Extracting a jōnin seems even less probable, as they represent such a disproportionate fraction of Mist's combat power. Extracting a jōnin who is related to a missing-nin seems exceptionally unlikely."

"Not to be a Debbie Downer," Inoue-sensei began, "but I'm pretty much onboard with Keiko's assessment. I won't say it's impossible—there's no such thing as a security system that can't be cracked—but it would be very hard. There would also be serious political risks to weigh; stealing any ninja, much less a jōnin, from another village is the kind of thing that will definitely cause a diplomatic crisis if it's identified where the ninja went. Defections are bad enough, but an actual extraction...well, it probably wouldn't be enough to cause a war, but it would definitely raise tensions. This is a request with international implications."

Silence fell again.

"What's wrong with all of you?" Kagome said. "Of course we extract her. She's part of our team, even if we haven't met her. Sure, it's hard, but it's not like it's going to tear a hole in reality and eat our faces. It's just a problem—we think, we plan, we take precautions, and then we solve it." He clutched the pen to his chest and glared at all of them.

Inoue-sensei smiled and nodded. "Okay, we are properly chided. Like the man says, let's plan this. Jiraiya is a lot more likely to grant the request if we have a workable suggestion on how to do it."

"Seems like getting a message to her would be a much more doable beginning," Noburi said. "It should be lower risk than an actual extraction, and it works better for both sides. Jiraiya might prefer that, actually. It could give him an agent in place; if she establishes enough value onsite it would make him more likely to want to extract her. We saw that he was willing to extract those civilians because the mother had information Jiraiya needed. Being willing to extract a civilian isn't the same as extracting a jōnin, but it's a sign that maybe he could be convinced."

"The first problem will be establishing trust," Keiko said. "An initial contact that said merely 'come defect to our village' would rightly be viewed with distrust. She might attack the messenger in perceived self-defense, or turn them in to the authorities. Likewise she might be uncomfortable or unwilling to follow a plan she had no part in creating. It would be more effective to establish an initial relationship by offering her proof that Hazō is alive, then engaging her in planning how to get her out."

"Hazō, you'll need to come up with the initial contact message," Inoue-sensei said, slouching down into her seat so she was looking up at the ceiling, tapping her fingers together in thought. "It needs to be purely informational; offering a physical object for a first approach raises the risk of discovery to unacceptable levels. You'll need something personal that no one aside from you and her would recognize. It needs to be significant enough that she will definitely remember it, but also short and simple enough that it can be conveyed in no more than two or three seconds."

Hazō pondered. "Well, how about—"

The discussion went on, ideas being batted back and forth, plans proposed and shot down. It seemed like only minutes before the knock came at the door and a very polite ANBU escorted them back to their quarters.



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Chapter 93: Unknown Destinations
"Guys," Hazō said, forcing himself to look up from his bowl of porridge. "I have something to say to all of you."

"What's that?" Inoue-sensei asked lightly.

"I'm sorry about yesterday. I should have kept a better hold on my temper. I nearly provoked a battle we couldn't win, I told everybody in the Fire Country about one of the Iron Nerve's most powerful abilities, and I nearly got us barred from the library we've been waiting so long to access. It was stupid behaviour and I've shamed all of you."

The rest of the team exchanged glances.

"It's no big deal, Hazō," Noburi smirked. "Nice to know that you can get pissed off just like the rest of us. I was starting to wonder if you'd been taking the whole 'ninja are emotionless tools' spiel a bit too seriously."

Keiko nodded. "While your behaviour was drastically inappropriate, I can sympathise with the sentiment that inspired it. I, too, imagine I would be provoked into destructive rage were I to believe that my clansmen were being enslaved."

"Well, I thought he was being perfectly reasonable," Kagome said. "Not the 'damaging the books' part, or the 'attacking a jōnin head-on' part. That was damn stupid. But somebody hurts a member of your team, you wipe them and everything they ever loved off the face of the earth. That's just common sense—stops people doing it again. Besides, those stinkers needed a reminder that we weren't their meek little lambs to be paraded around until they were ready to feed us into the grinder."

"You heard 'em, Hazō," Inoue-sensei concluded. "It was an incredibly stupid thing to do, and if you ever pull a stunt like that again Sarutobi will be the least of your worries, but in the end everybody makes mistakes, and we've always got your back. Now finish your breakfast before the minders get here and you have to grovel with your mouth full."​

-o-
"Good morning, Yakushi-sensei!"

"Noburi!" Yakushi-sensei beamed. "You're early! What prompted this burst of diligence?"

Noburi shuffled on the spot. "So, uh, it's occurred to me how my team might have to leave Leaf soon, and that means we might not have much time left together, so… do you think we could make an early start on that corpse dissection you mentioned yesterday?"

"Hmm…" Yakushi-sensei tapped his glasses. "Your enthusiasm does you credit, but to be honest… I was planning to spend the morning going over my tissue sample analyses. I would be disappointing the Hokage if I did not provide my report on time."

Noburi suspected he might have been pushing it. But fortunately, he'd come prepared with a secret weapon which might just tip the balance of Yakushi-sensei's preferences.

"Oh, there's something I meant to tell you. My team and I are hoping to study some new ninjutsu over the next several days. Would you be interested in coming along to observe?"

Yakushi-sensei's hand stopped tapping. "You and Mori and Kurosawa?"

"Yep."

Yakushi-sensei stood up from his desk. "I would be delighted. Noburi, you have made my day, no, my entire week."

He looked at Noburi with an uncharacteristic seriousness, less paternal and more like one adult to another. "Thank you for trusting me. I know this must have been a difficult decision for you, and I respect you for being willing to take a risk in the name of advancing the world's scientific knowledge."

A warm, fuzzy feeling spread through Noburi's body.

"Now, I am going to trust you in return."

Yakushi-sensei reached into a desk drawer and pulled out some kind of form, then filled it in.

"Strictly speaking, this violates current hospital policy. The director would be chasing me through the halls with a naginata if she knew I was doing it without her approval. But you and I can make it our little secret, can't we, Noburi?"

"Of course!" Noburi struggled to suppress his excitement. "But what are you doing?"

"Give this to the duty nurse. It is a permission slip for all five members of your team to visit Ishihara. Individually and staggered over the course of the day, of course. Given how her mental state has been oscillating, I believe bending the rules in this case and allowing her to see friends other than Kurosawa would only be to her benefit."

"That's great, Yakushi-sensei! Thank you so much!"

Yakushi-sensei gave a warm smile. "Not at all, Noburi. Now go inform your team. Afterwards, I suggest taking the first turn to visit. That will give me time to examine those tissue samples, and see if I can't complete my work early and dissect that Hidden Grass spy today after all."
-o-
"I am terribly, terribly sorry," Hazō bowed so deep he could see the fine detail of Sarutobi's sandals. "My behaviour was unforgivably rash and stupid. I caused a scene, damaged books, got you into trouble with the librarian, and showed you unacceptable disrespect after everything you've done for us."

Sarutobi took a slow drag from his cigarette. "Ah, hell. I'm a jōnin team leader. I've seen worse. I don't think I need to explain to you what you nearly brought down on yourself as a result of that ruckus, and I'm pretty sure you can imagine the consequences if you ever do anything like that again. Apology accepted, Kurosawa."

Hazō slowly rose to an upright position. "Thank you, sir. Would you mind escorting us to the library one more time so I can apologise to the librarian as well?"​

-o-
"Hey, Akane," Noburi bounced into the room.

"Noburi," Akane said tonelessly. "I wasn't expecting you. Thank you for coming."

"No biggie. I managed to butter up Yakushi-sensei into letting everybody visit today as a special favour. Obviously, I get to go first. The others will be turning up based on a random draw, so you can have fun guessing who's next."

Akane nodded. "Noburi, I want to apologise. I know you must be deeply disappointed in me—"

"Let me stop you there," Noburi held up a finger. "While I'm here, you're forbidden to talk about anything heavy, serious or sad. Doctor's orders."

"I am?"

"You are," Noburi pulled up a chair next to Akane's bed. "Now we've got that sorted out, let me give you Leaf's hottest news. I got Yamanaka to talk my ear off, hung out with Akimichi, and even badgered Nara until he coughed up some speculation. So first off, you wouldn't believe what the grapevine is saying about Sarutobi Asuma and Yūhi Kurenai…"
-o-
"Please accept my most humble apologies," Hazō begged as his forehead touched the floor. Instinct (and also Inoue-sensei) told him that for this woman, nothing less than dogeza would do. "I damaged your books, interfered with other patrons' reading, and generally behaved in a fashion unbecoming of a ninja, much less somebody visiting a library."

"Hmph," Auntie snorted. "At least you have better manners than some people. Get up boy. I don't want you scuffing up my nice clean floor."

Hazō got up, but bowed again, this time at a more reasonable angle. "Please permit me to make it up to you by serving as your assistant tomorrow. I may be inexperienced, but I am a quick learner, good with my hands, and prepared to work those hands to the bone to earn the privilege of readmission."

"Now you're laying it on too thick," Auntie gave him a sideways look. "You think I can't tell when somebody is being insincere, boy? I was wrangling the likes of you when there was only one face on the Hokage Monument!"

"I humbly apologise!"

"Bah. You be here at the crack of dawn, understood? And you work until I tell you to stop, no excuses. Restocking, filing, tidying, the works. Maybe even some basic restoration work if you're not too much of a dunderhead."

"Thank you very much!"

"Which reminds me," Auntie turned to Kagome, who was watching with an odd kind of approval. "You said yesterday skin couldn't hold ink, didn't you? Well, normally you'd be right. But I happen to have some fascinating manuscripts in the back which are written on cured animal hides. Want to come take a look?"

"Cured animal hides?" Kagome said. "Hah. I'll believe it when I see it."

Team Sarutobi looked at each other as if drawing lots, and then Akimichi followed Kagome into the library's winding interiors.

-o-
"Good afternoon, Akane," Kei said in a level voice that hopefully would not cause Akane undue stress. "How is your condition?"

"Not bad, thanks," Akane gave a small smile. "I'm glad you came, Keiko."

Kei sat down on a chair against the wall, hands folded in her lap. Now came the difficult part. She should have done more to prepare. Kei wracked her brain for ideas on what to do next.

Silence filled the room.

Eventually, Kei admitted defeat.

"Akane, now that I am here, I realise that I have neglected to prepare suitable topics of conversation for visiting a person in hospital. I would greatly appreciate it if you were to suggest some."

Akane laughed, hopefully in a sympathetic rather than mocking way.

"All right… How about you give me your best objective overview of what the team's been up to over the last few days?"

Kei slumped slightly in relief. "Yes, that is an excellent topic.

"To begin with, an unreasonable amount of our time has been spent socialising with members of Team Sarutobi. To give an example, Hazō has befriended Yamanaka Ino, and their interactions…"
-o-
"You know," Hazō said to Yamanaka as he leafed through the scrolls on folk songs on display in the shop, "it struck me for the first time when I was in front of the Yamanaka compound the other night how important your clan must be.

"Is that why," he asked as offhandedly as possible, "you always look after your appearance so well? I thought at first that was a Leaf ninja thing, but Tenten's look was so simple and functional, whereas yours seems like you put a lot of care into it."

There. Inoue-sensei's teachings hadn't gone to waste, even if it he'd had to practice in front of the mirror a few times.

"It's nothing special, really," Yamanaka purred. "But yeah, since I'm going to be the matriarch one day, I'll need to find myself a worthy husband, and when that day comes I don't want anybody remembering me as that girl who used to go around with a haystack on top of her head."

"I can see that. I guess there must be a lot of pressure on you, then?"

Yamanaka shrugged. "It's not so bad, compared to the others. The Yamanaka aren't obsessed with appearances—we know it's what's on the inside that counts. Then again, I can't do anything too crazy or my dad will blow his top. He's the overprotective type.

"Though that said," she gave Hazō a sly look, "in a way that almost makes it more exciting…​
"Say," she said more neutrally when Hazō (who was trying to maintain a knowing look while internally flailing) didn't respond. "Aren't you a clan kid too, Kurosawa?"

"Yes and no. My mum used to be clan heir like you, but the clan disowned her after she defied her family and married my dad for love."

"Wow," Yamanaka said. "That's… so brave… and romantic. She must be an amazing woman."

"She is," Hazō said proudly. "It cost her everything, but she never regretted it, not even after he died on a mission and she was left to bring me up on her own.

"But it wasn't so bad," he added before she got the wrong idea. "We were happy together, and we managed to make ends meet, and she was over the moon when I became a ninja. I hope that she's OK, and that we'll get to see each other again someday."

Yamanaka was giving him a strange look he couldn't read. "Kurosawa," she said softly. "I had no idea…"

He hoped he wasn't upsetting her.

"Really, it's nothing," he tried for a casual voice. "Everybody has bad things happen in their lives."

"Yeah…" she said uncertainly. "I'm sure they do."
-o-
"Hi, Inoue-sensei," Akane waved. "It's very nice to see you. I like what you've done with your hair."

"You noticed?" Mari's smile stretched wide. "I'd hug you if I wasn't afraid it would make you implode. I decided to try out one of the more fashionable Leaf styles, and do you suppose a single person on our team noticed?"

"Oh, no," Akane put her hand over her mouth.

"Got it in one. I'm willing to give Noburi a free pass because he's been so tired from all the medical stuff lately, but Hazō hasn't said a word. Keiko hasn't said a word. Kagome hasn't said a word. Is it too much to ask to be appreciated as a woman from time to time?"

"Inoue-sensei," Akane said carefully. "Sorry if I'm being insensitive, but I think you're being harsh on Keiko. If she's not saying anything, it might not be because she hasn't noticed."

"Point," Mari sighed.

"Moving on, how are you holding up? Body and mind?"

"I'm fine," Akane said flatly. "As well as can be expected."

Mari, occupying Noburi's chair next to the bed, leaned closer.

"Akane. It's me, Inoue Mari. While I'm here, you're safe. You can say anything, and it won't hurt me and it won't make me judge you. I won't breathe a word of it to anyone else. Right now, you can be whoever you want to be, and you can always go back to being the strong Akane when I leave."

Akane looked at her, saying nothing. She rocked back and forth in bed a little.

"Inoue-sensei…

"Inoue-sensei, I don't know who I am anymore."

Mari gave a small nod.

"When I was ill, I was this gloomy, quiet person, and I hated myself. I hated myself for depending on people, always taking and never having anything to give. I hated myself for being weak and always doing the easy thing because anything else took too much out of me. I hated myself for not daring to step outside the cage I'd built out of my own fears."

"Sure," Mari continued to make the appropriate sounds to let Akane know she was being listened to.

"Then I met him. He never hesitated. He always did what he thought was right. He dedicated himself to becoming a better person, every hour of every day.

"He showed me I could be someone else.

"So I became someone else. Someone bright and shining and determined and better. As long as I believed in the Springtime of Youth, I would always know what to do and how to do it. I could be like him."

"I see."

Akane looked up, right at her, eyes wet.

"It wasn't a lie, Inoue-sensei! I felt better. I was better. The Spirit of Youth drove me to train beyond what I believed I could do. It drove me to be warm, and kind, and optimistic, and all of the other things the old me had longed for. I was able to be a ninja again only because I'd learned what it meant to be youthful.

"Now, youth hasn't failed me. I've failed it. When I got hurt, when I nearly died, I saw myself for who I was. I'm not somebody like Hazō-sensei, who has the Spirit of Youth bubbling up from inside him whether he wants it or not. I don't wake up in the morning and say, 'Today I'm going to work to save the world, because that's what my heart is telling me to do.' My youth isn't a lie, but I'm wearing it like a coat, finding new ways to make the same old mistakes underneath."

"Why do you say that?" Mari asked gently.

"Look at me," Akane said. "How much do I know about anyone's true feelings, deep down, after a year together? How much do they know about mine? I've let Youthful Akane be the only Akane anyone can see, so nobody has any reason to try to look deeper. Keeping your bonds shallow because you're afraid is about as unyouthful as it gets.

"My youth wasn't a lie. But now I can see that it wasn't the truth either, and I don't know what is. I've been lying here, day after day, trying to work it out, because I know that soon there are going to be choices to make, and I can't afford to get them wrong."

Akane's gaze drifted down again.

"Akane," Mari said. "It's OK to be lost and confused. You're asking a big, important, adult question, the kind that's not easy for anybody. Not for you. Not for Rock Lee. Not for me.

"This may sound strange, but you should feel proud of yourself. A lot of people, even mature adults, never take that coat off, long after it stops fitting, and end up hurting themselves and the people around them. Yes, I know, the metaphor's stretching.

"Point is, taking it off, letting yourself be naked and vulnerable while you search for something that fits who you've become, is badass in terms of personal growth. I don't know if it's youthful, but it's something I personally respect."

"Thank you, Inoue-sensei," Akane said quietly.

Mari sat in silence for a few seconds. Yes, she decided. Some things were worth being disqualified for.

"One thing I will say: not having an identity isn't the same as not having a self. You might not know who you are, but you are somebody, beneath all the confusion. That somebody has feelings, and needs, and desires, even if you don't know where they come from or how they fit together. You'll find that sometimes you have to make choices according to those feelings, and needs, and desires, so that afterwards you can look back and see where they led you, and figure out what kind of person you must be to have made that particular journey."

It had worked for Mari. She remembered that moment, leaning over Yuri's body with a kunai in her hand, seeing the trust still in her lightless eyes, and reflected in them the trail of perfect self-destruction that had led Mari there. There was no way back, of course, there was never a way back. But when she saw the chain of cause and effect, from the happy child to the broken doll to the libertine to the puppeteer, she also saw the patterns. No matter who she was or what was happening to her, Inoue Mari always found a way to be playful, manipulative, curious, trusting, sadistic…

But Mari wouldn't let Akane make the same mistakes. Akane would make her choices consciously, with open eyes, surrounded by friendship and support. She would remain pure, untainted, free of regrets… even in this shinobi world that gave birth to nothing else.

Mari looked at Akane's not-yet-shed tears and shifted closer.

"I don't want to hug you in case I do it wrong and you implode, but if you want… you can hug me?"

That was how they spent the rest of her visit.
-o-
Nara had coincidentally taken a seat next to Hazō over lunch, rather than to the rest of Team Sarutobi like usual, so talking to him was unusually convenient.​
"So Nara, I've been reading the Yumehara book, and I'm intrigued by some of his theories."

"You have? You are? By which I mean please continue. If you feel like it."

"Sure. I thought the Fire Country being the cradle of civilisation made a lot of sense, since you do have bountiful land and great natural resources. But I had trouble with the next part, where all the settlers who founded the other nations were exiles who couldn't accept the wisdom of Fire's rulers. I mean, sure, it makes sense that the Wind Country would preserve Fire's culture the most, since you're right next door. But I think it's a leap to go from that to saying that because the Water Country settlers went the furthest away, we're the most degenerate mentally and physically.

"It's true that the Water Country lacks a lot of conventional resources, but I haven't seen any evidence that we're that different to you. If anything, there's a case that we should be stronger, because we've had to fight for what we have so much more. Honestly, it all reminds me of Kotetsu-sensei saying that foreigners had no souls. If you have no souls, then why is it impossible to tell the difference between people from different countries if you ignore accents and ethnicities and cultural habits and so on?"

"Hmm," Nara said noncommittally.

"I did find the political part more interesting. The passage about how the Hokage and the elders are always debating over whether it's better to leave Leaf as merely a shining example for others to strive to emulate, versus conquering the other countries to end their suffering and lead them to enlightenment? It's a very different way of thinking to Mist. The Mizukage is always saying that in nature, the strong rule over the weak, and when human society deviates too far from nature, everything falls apart. So the only way to create a peaceful world where everything is in its proper place is for Mist, which is strongest, to rule over humanity."

"And what do you think?"

"I think…" Hazō took a second to formulate, "I think that I really like the idea of the Hokage's peaceful path to a better world. It's the first time I've heard an influential political figure offer a way forward that doesn't need war. But at the same time, I can see where the elders are coming from. If you just sit back and wait for the rest of the world to copy you, aren't you abandoning the rest of humanity to its own devices while you get to enjoy all this?" He gestured around them at the prosperity of the village.

"Hmm."

"Also it's at odds with his argument about the fundamental driver of history being the Will of Fire, and Leaf being the greatest because it embodies the Will of Fire most fully. If the Will of Fire is the will to protect, then there always has to be something to protect people from. If people are divided, then there are always going to be cycles of war and peace as everyone tries to protect their loved ones from each other. So you'd have to give up the Will of Fire before the Hokage's vision of world peace is possible."

"Is that so?" Nara carefully put down his okonomiyaki. "Then how do you resolve this contradiction? Is the Hokage wrong? Or does the Will of Fire not shape human history?"

Was Hazō being tested? If so, what was he being tested on? Was Nara looking for independent thought, or was he waiting for the missing-nin to insult the Hokage or the Will of Fire in the middle of a Leaf restaurant?

"I don't think either has to be wrong," Hazō said at last. "But you have to reorient your perspective. The true enemies that our loved ones have to be protected from aren't other ninja. You can see that when you look at the civilian world. They're constantly threatened by bandits, chakra monsters, drought, famine, disease, natural disaster—you name it. Those are things all of us hold as enemies, no matter where we're from. And Leaf is living proof that life is better for everyone when those enemies are defeated and the civilian population is kept safe and strong.

"Imagine it, Nara. All of humanity united by the Will of Fire. A world peace that isn't passive, but is constantly stimulating us to grow and overcome our problems together. You don't have to be the Hokage to want that. You just have to want happiness, for yourself and the people around you."

"Troublesome," Nara muttered after a long moment. "Troublesome in the extreme. Also impractical and unrealistic. But it's an original thought, and those are rare, so I will take time to consider it later."

"Good." Hazō remembered to tone down the enthusiasm. "Thanks, Nara. Then how about we talk about something else? Maybe you could tell me what you make of the theories on the origin of humanity in Chapter I? I think my favourite is the arriving-from-another-continent one, both because it explains why the Fire Country was so important as a source of art and technology, and because it dovetails neatly with Chapter II's commentary on how chakra beasts might not have existed during the primitive era, so sea travel would have been possible."

"Oh, yes. Well, the problem with that is that none of the theories for where chakra beasts would have come from, and why, are particularly convincing. Even Munakata's dimensional incursion theory has the problem that…"​

-o-
"Hi, Hazō-sensei," Akane gave him a faint smile.

Her eyes were red. Why were her eyes red? Was it his fault?

"Hi, Akane. How are you feeling?"

Akane looked like she was taking a moment to reflect.

"Better," she said. "Yes, I think I'm feeling a little better."

Hazō smiled. "That's great to hear. Dr Yakushi really pulled through on this one.

"You know, a lot of interesting stuff has happened since last time I saw you."

"Actually, the others have already told me about some of it," Akane said. "So there's something I'd like you to clear up for me before we get talking about the news of the day."

"What's that? Because if they told you about the Kurosawa bloodline printing press thing, I'm not sure this is a good time to go into that. I've been trying to turn over a new leaf on OPSEC."

Akane shook her head dismissively.

"That's not it. Hazō-sensei, what exactly did you mean yesterday when you said that I really did mean a lot to you?"

"Ah." Was that what she'd been crying about? Hazō was immediately aware that he was the lowest scum on the face of the planet, and also that he had to urgently clarify things before he was once again responsible for making Akane sad.

"Akane, I'm so sorry about that, but please don't worry, I wasn't trying to imply anything by saying that right before I left, well, except the stuff I was implying, obviously, but no, I wasn't trying to make a statement that I like liked you or anything, which is not to say that I don't not like like you, I mean obviously I was just trying to express the deep affection I was having for you as your friend and your master, which is not to say that I was in any way denying other possibilities which may or may not be appropriate in the future and Akane why are you beating your head against the wall?"

"Was I?" Akane said brightly. "How strange. Probably just a coincidence."

"Uh." Would this be a good time to call Dr Yakushi and get Akane an emergency check-up?

"Hazō-sensei," Akane met his eyes. There was something frightening about the intensity of her expression. "Tell me why you said what you said, in ten words or less."

Hazō swallowed. His heart was beating hard against his chest. The world seemed to blur and contract a little, as if he was feeling dizzy.

"I was afraid to tell you directly that… I have feelings for you."

The die had been cast. Hazō wished from the very depths of his soul that he could have used the Iron Nerve on it.

Akane's eyes were locked onto his.

"Hazō-sensei," she breathed, "that's thirteen."

Her tone was reproachful, but her face was the sun coming out from behind the clouds, and also suddenly close enough that he could see the tiny flecks of gold in her irises.

"I, uh, yes, it is," Hazō stammered. "If you like, you can wait while I try to work it down to something more concise?"

Akane collapsed back to her original position. She eyed the wall next to her contemplatively, but then seemed to think better of it.

"Hazō-sensei, you mean the world to me and are an incredible person, but you have no sense of romance."

"Hey, I'm working on it," Hazō objected. "Wait, did you say 'the world'?"

"Yes," Akane said patiently. "Which is why instead of freaking out at you, which I am totally doing on the inside right now, I'm going to ask you to explain what you mean by that. Without run-on sentences if you can."

Hazō took a moment to gather his thoughts.

"Well, due to various recent events, I found myself pondering romantic love. So naturally I thought of Keiko."

"Did you."

"Of course," Hazō nodded. "If I wanted to get things right with you, Keiko was the obvious model to follow."

"Uh-huh," Akane said sceptically. "This is our Keiko, right? And you want to to base your relationship with me on her example."

"Well, yes. If Keiko's feelings can't be described as romantic, then romance is not a thing that exists in this world."

"Fair," Akane conceded. "So what did you come up with?"

"I ended up writing a kind of mental checklist of what I imagined having feelings for someone would mean. And you ticked all the boxes. You're awesome, and I often wish I could be more like you. I'm really happy that you pay attention to me and approve of me, and I'd be crushed if you ended up doing the opposite. I don't think you're right about everything the way Keiko does with Inoue-sensei, but you're right about most things most of the time."

Hazō frowned as he did his best to recall the rest.

"Go on," Akane said, her voice tense again for some reason.

"I realised I would do anything for you. Well, I mean, not literally everything, which is to say that if you asked me to put my hand in a fire or not uplift the world that might be a bit too much, though if you had a really good reason—"

"Hazō-sensei."

"Sorry, run-on sentence. But you get the idea. I would do anything for you except the things I trust you not to ask for anyway."

"I… I think I already knew that. Anything else?"

Hazō felt the blush spread all the way from somewhere deep in his torso, steadily working its way up with no intention of stopping until it turned his hair as red as Inoue-sensei's.

"I realized how physically attractive you were as well. I'm sorry it took me so long to notice the way your smile lights up the world, and the way you move like flowing water…"

Akane looked down at her blanket wordlessly. Then her eyes found his face again.

"That just earned you back one romance point," she smiled, a little awkwardly. "Keep collecting more, and good things might happen."

Hazō had no idea what she meant by that, but he suspected this wasn't the time to say so.

"Anyway," Hazō said. "That's how it is. By any reasonable definition of romance, I'm pretty sure I have romantic feelings for you. But I realise that I have no idea how you feel, and if you'd rather we just be friends, that's perfectly OK because I'd never want to do anything to endanger our friendship, though of course if you want to be more than friends—sorry, run-on sentence. I'm trying, honest!"

He looked at Akane warily. "So, uh, what do you think about all this?"

"Hazō-sensei, do you remember how we met?"

Hazō nodded. He opened his mouth, but she went on before he could say anything.

"You swept me off my feet with your youthfulness, your insight and your compassion. You saved me from the Liberator, then you put your life on the line against impossible odds to save me again. I was ready to die for you that day, and that has never changed.

"I've spent a lot of time reflecting on the last year while I've been here in hospital. And looking back… I don't think there was ever a time when I wasn't in love with you."

Hazō's mind was blank. There were supposed to be words in it, maybe even words for saying, but he couldn't seem to find any.

"Hazō-sensei," Akane said delicately when it became apparent that he wasn't going to offer a response. "We've just confessed our feelings for each other. This is an extremely important, once-in-a-lifetime romantic moment which you will hopefully think back on many times in the years to come. For the sake of those years to come, please choose your next words carefully."

Hazō thought of a thing to say. It wasn't a good enough thing, so he rejected it. The next was barely an improvement. The one after that sounded better, but would take the conversation off in the wrong direction. Another three drafts later, he finally came up with something that sounded right.

"I want to always be by your side, Akane. Whether it's as friends, or as lovers, or as something else altogether, doesn't matter as much as having you as a central part of my life. And even that doesn't matter as much as making sure that you are happy and strong and that the bond we have isn't threatened by anything, not even my own immaturity."

The sun brightened. For once, Hazō had said the right thing.

"So… where do we go from here?" he asked. "I should warn you that I am probably even worse at the dating thing than I am at the flirting thing, but I am prepared to work hard at it. Or would you rather stay friends? Or something else?"

Akane looked thoughtful. Night gradually descended.

"On second thought, I don't know if this is a good idea. Any of it. Hazō-sensei, even if you have feelings for me now, you deserve far better than someone like me. I think you should try to get over me, so that hopefully someday you'll be able to find a girl who is good enough for you."

Hazō found anger bubbling up inside him. He didn't even know at whom or what.

"Akane, you need to stop beating yourself up like this. People make mistakes. I make mistakes. If any of the others have told you about the Library Incident, you will be aware that I make huge, ridiculous mistakes with consummate ease.

"I don't care how many mistakes you make, or how big they are. I care about being with you, and the only question in my mind is what form that should take in order to make both of us as happy as possible."

Akane blinked rapidly. "I—I'm sorry. I'll try. Everything is still a mess. But if you're sure that you want this, I'll try. Because I do want it too."

Hazō relaxed. "Thank you. Now we just need to work out what 'this' is, exactly, and we'll be set."

"I don't know," Akane said after a while. "My own dating experience is limited to girls' manga. Which is something I should definitely not be admitting to you right now. But I think… that's the direction I want to move in. There would just be something so sad if we had feelings for each other and were attracted to each other and spent our lives trying to pretend it away because we were afraid of ruining what we already had.

"Which I am," she added. "I really, really am. Going through the Night of the Killer Tapirs a dozen times would be less scary. But I also don't want to find out I'm the kind of person who's so scared of failure she gives up in advance."

Hazō nodded. "OK. So next question, how does one do the dating thing? Bear in mind romance manga is probably on the Mizukage's list of banned genres."

"I'm not sure. The only ones where one of the people is stuck in hospital are those awful hurt/comfort things, and disability moe, and generally let's just not go there.

"I'm going to be stuck here for a while, so we can't exactly go on dates. Most of the other things couples do together are going to be off the table as well, for all kinds of reasons. So I guess… we carry on as before? And if one of us thinks of something particularly romantic they'd like to do, we can talk about it when it comes up. Does that work for you?"

"Yes," Hazō said. "Yes, it really does."

He was jumping up and down on the inside. He hadn't messed up! They'd successfully negotiated this important and difficult and dangerous conversation without anybody getting hurt, and now they were… well, he didn't actually know what they were. Were they a couple now? Or did something else still have to happen before they were more than friends? Were they in some kind of transition period?

But the important thing was that for now, everything was sorted out and they'd dealt with all the complex issues.

"Oh, one more thing," Akane frowned. "Keiko talked about how you were getting friendly with Ino, and from here it sounds a lot like you were flirting with her. Is there something there I should know about?"

Thank you, Keiko. Hazō mentally bumped her up above Noburi on his revenge list, though still several steps below Inoue-sensei.

"I, uh, yes, we may have been flirting—I think—but it's not a big deal! I mean, you're Akane. You're my best friend, and now you're becoming something even more than that. She's nothing more than a really attractive girl who may or may not be interested in me and whom I'd like to get to know better."

"Hazō-sensei," Akane said wearily. "Your effortless honesty is one of your best features, and one I really admire, but when we're done here, promise me you'll go to Inoue-sensei and ask her about tact."

"I'm sorry. Did I say something wrong?"

"Never mind. Just tell me this: are we heading from romantic comedy into harem manga territory?"

"I don't know," Hazō confessed. "Remember, probably terrible at the dating thing.

"But if, purely theoretically, we were…" he went on cautiously, "how would you feel about that?"

Akane fell silent. The seconds ticked by.

"Ino's not a bad kid. She comes off as shallow and self-centred, but she can surprise you."

"Right…?"

"But." Akane set her shoulders as if preparing for battle. "Can you promise me that whatever happens between you and Ino, or another girl, or another boy, it won't hurt this thing that we're starting together? Can you promise that you'll never let another person, or another relationship, damage our bond? Can you promise to be as open about things happening between you and other people as you have been about everything else?"

"Yes," Hazō said without hesitation. "I told you, I'd do anything for you. And besides, the things you're asking are just common sense, right?"

Akane nodded. "If you say it, I believe you. But I still need time to think. It's really, really scary to imagine that one day you'll meet someone better than me, and you'll love them, and I'll just fade into the background until in the end I lose you completely. If that happens, all the clear communication in the world won't save me."

"I won't," Hazō said. "It wouldn't hurt our friendship if I made new close friends. This is the same."

"I believe you mean that," Akane said. "But you can't know. So I need to think. And maybe talk to Inoue-sensei.

"I'm not saying 'don't get to know Ino better'. I'm not even saying 'don't flirt with her'. Just… go slow? For my sake? Don't do anything you can't take back if I decide it's too much for me after all."

Hazō nodded. "I wouldn't do anything to hurt you, Akane. Not ever."

Akane smiled. "I know that, Hazō-sensei."

She took a slow, deep breath.

"You're going to need to work out how to deal with the Yamanaka Clan. If they decide there's anything serious between you and Ino, whether there is or not, I don't know what they're going to do. They might tell Jiraiya never to bring you to Leaf again. Or they might take matters into their own hands. So you need to think of a way to be valuable enough to them that they'll at least decide to keep their options open where you're concerned.

"Also, Ino doesn't like pushy boys. Play it cool and make her curious about you instead of trying to share too much up front."

Akane yawned. "I really want to spend more time with you, but now the adrenaline is wearing off, I can't stay awake much longer. Will you come back tomorrow?"

Hazō looked at her with affection. "Do you even need to ask?"
-o-
"Rock Lee," Hazō strode across the clearing, suffused with righteous energy. "Let's go training together! Here is the list of forbidden words I've compiled for you."

"I accept your youthful challenge, my friend!"

Lee cast his eyes over the list. "'The', 'be', 'to', 'of', 'and'… Kurosawa, are these the hundred most commonly-used words?"

"That's right! And do you know why?"

Rock Lee opened his mouth.

Hazō pointed to the list.

Rock Lee closed his mouth again.

"Because you and I are going stealth training!"​

-o-​

Kagome's draw left him last, which was a bloody stupid idea he should have argued harder against. Frankly, they should have let him see Akane first, before Hazō's first ever visit, so he could scope the place out and find all the hidden traps and brainwashing machines. It was shameful, how he'd let himself relax in this den of chakra vipers.

"Kagome, what are you doing?"

"Securing the area," he explained, rifling through her wardrobe. Nothing there but a few changes of clothes, which he unceremoniously dumped out so he could check the rear panels for bugs. He should never have forgotten about the Aburame.

"That's very kind of you, and I appreciate that this is how you show me you care, but would you mind not leaving my underwear strewn across the floor? It's a little… embarrassing."

"What? Underwear?" Kagome froze on the spot. He had, now he thought about it, handled some particularly soft things. One of them was even lacy. They had passed through his hands.

And now she wanted him to go over there and pick them up again.

"Don't you, uh…" he cast around desperately, "don't you think that should be left to the nurse? It's not proper, a man going through a lady's personal things." There. That should fool her. Wouldn't want her thinking he was embarrassed or anything. Which he wasn't, of course. Just… startled.

But Akane was giving him a look. "Yes," she said with a resigned tone probably caused by tiredness, "wouldn't want you to be rude."

"No. No, exactly!" Good work, Kagome. He must have been smoother than he thought.

"Hmph. The stinkers must've known better than to trap your wardrobe. It's the obvious place for a professional to look. Rest of the furniture seems clear too. Now I just need to check your body for signs of poisoning—"

He stopped. He couldn't be seeing that right. He ran over to the decorative designs around the window.

If he followed that line there… no, it got cut off. That, on the other hand, that was definitely something.

"I knew it!" he shouted. "They've got disguised seals in the room!"

Akane stared at him.

"That's… that's worrying. But Kagome, maybe you shouldn't be letting everyone in earshot know you've spotted them?"

Kagome winced. OPSEC. And to think he'd been proud of himself for how well he'd managed not to give away any secrets to those Hyūga stinkers, unlike the kids.

"So what do they do?" Akane asked. "They could just be alarm seals to stop people breaking in, or to detect if a patient's unwell."

"No idea," Kagome grumbled. "Got them covered over with pretty abstract patterns. I'd have to tear up the material to get at them, and then the hospital people would know the game was up and drag us straight over to the vivisection labs.

"You stay here," he barked. "I need to let the others know."

"Don't worry," Akane said to his retreating back. "I'm not going anywhere."
-o-
You have earned 13 XP.
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Offscreen:

Jiraiya has been sent your letter. In all likelihood you will see him tomorrow. (When you're booked as a library assistant for an unknown length of time. Oops.)

You can't afford any books. The Sealing Failure expansion is out. Civilian Burger solo-play has sold out. The former costs about as much as an Akimichi Lore cookbook.

You've entrusted Team Sarutobi with the sacred duty of finding you someone who can teach you Tears of Red. Expect to owe one of them a favour once they find a clansman with the knowledge.

Funnily enough, you don't feel as stressed as you have been for the past few days.
-o-
What next?

Voting ends on Saturday 31st​ of December, 9 am New York Time.​
 
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Chapter 94: Seal Failure!

On the way back from dinner, Hazou oh-so-casually arranged to be walking alongside Inoue-sensei. "Sensei, could I have a moment in private?" he asked quietly.

Inoue-sensei sighed and shook her head regretfully. "In for a penny, in for a giant stack of gold bullion," she muttered. "Sure," she said more loudly. "One sec."

She stopped walking, causing the rest of Team Uplift and Team Asuma to trail to a halt around her. "You guys go on ahead," she said, casually ignoring the way Hazou's eyes were widening and his mouth was dropping open in a perfect 'O' of horror. "Little Hazou wants to have a private conversation, probably to ask for help understanding the changes in his body, all these new urges he's facing, and whether all the self-satisfaction he's been up to lately will really make his hands too hairy to hold a kunai. Sarutobi, would you mind leaving me one of the kids as a minder?" She studied the kids in question with a considering eye. "Probably shouldn't be Yamanaka, though. Wouldn't want those delicate ears to be burned off in embarrassment." She frowned. "Actually, we're just going to sit over there and chat for a while, so maybe the minder could stay a little ways off?"

Sarutobi managed to smother his laughter in a cough, but couldn't keep the grin off his face. "Tell you what," he said. "I'll stay myself and, yes, I can give you some space. Kids, you all have fun now. Remember, straight home!"

Noburi flashed Hazou a cheesy grin and two thumbs up. Keiko gave him an utterly unreadable look before pivoting on her heel and striding off. Nara rolled his eyes and fell into step with her.

"But—" Kagome-sensei said, cutting himself off at Inoue-sensei's shooing gesture. "Fine," he said sourly. "Don't come crying to me when those ANBU stinkers grab you and stuff lupchanzen in your ears or cut you open or take your brain out and put it in a vat or—"

"Thank you, Kagome," Inoue-sensei said patiently. "I promise you can check our ears when we get back. Off you go." The sealmaster glared at her before stomping off, the rest of the crew falling in around him.

"Now, what can I do for you, Hazou?" Inoue-sensei said brightly.

"Senseiiii... Why would you— That was— What were you—"

"Now, now, whining is unbecoming," she chided. "Seriously, what were you expecting? There's no room in the apartment for a discreet conversation and the tall drink of water over there"—she pointed at where Sarutobi was leaning on the wall across the street, smoking and grinning so bright that his teeth were a visible white beacon in the gloaming—"wasn't going to let us just wander off. You had a question?"

Hazou took a moment to settle himself emotionally. Honestly, he was so rattled that now he didn't even want to have the conversation, but given he'd already paid the price he might as well go through with it.

"I wanted to ask about, um...girls? And this poly stuff? And dating. I did what you said and talked to Akane. You were right; she's interested but I think I messed it up and said the wrong thing and I can't screw this up because it's Akane but I've never dated before and I'm sure I'm going to mess it up, especially since now Ino is flirting with me—I think, I'm not really sure how this flirting thing works and I think I'm really bad at it and—"

Inoue-sensei chuckled and sat down, leaning back on the wall of the nearest building, gesturing for him to sit next to her. "Relax," she said. "Breathe. It's going to be okay."

"How do you know?" Hazou asked, sitting down where instructed. "Maybe it won't."

Inoue-sensei shrugged, her face somewhere between wistful and amused. "No, maybe it won't. Still, is panicking about it more likely to make it go well or poorly?"

"...Poorly?"

"Right. So. Breathe. Now, you want to know about romance and polyamory. Okay, I can do that, and I'll even stop teasing." She flashed him a wicked grin. "Well, at least for a bit.

"Romance, regardless of how many people are involved, is complicated. In the beginning it's easy—you're swept away by it, you think the other person is the greatest thing since cranberry cheese, and they can do no wrong. All of their faults get looked at as adorable little quirks because you're still basking in the warm glow of New Relationship Energy. Once you get a little more grownup this is the part of the relationship where you fill the candy jar."

"The candy jar?"

"Mmmhhh...never mind, I'll explain when you're older. Anyway, during the NRE period everything is effortless and perfect. She'll forgive a lot of missteps, so relax and enjoy.

"Specific things...be aware. If she changes her hairstyle, notice and comment. Make her feel recognized and appreciated. Figure out what the things are that move her—for some people it's gifts, for some it's touch or compliments or acts of service. There will be one or two of those that resonate most strongly with her. Observe closely, figure it out, and do that.

"Be genuine. Don't scrape around looking for something to compliment her on, find something that you can say sincerely.

"Now, NRE wears off after a while...if you're living together or seeing each other every day then it's typically a year plus or minus six months. If you're busy ninja who only get together once every couple of weeks then it can last longer, but then it's harder to form close bonds in the first place. Once it wears off, things get harder. The way they always leave their clothes on the floor starts to itch at you. Hisaya used to tell me that the dirty dishes piled on the counter drove her to madness. You two aren't going to be living together so those won't be the things that get to you, but there will be something.

"Worse than the not-dishes-but-whatever-it-is-with-you-two is that when the NRE wears off it feels like all the joy has gone out of the relationship. You'll feel like it's clearly not meant to be. You've fallen out of love, woe is me everything is dark and gloomy and awful and obviously it's time to break up.

"That's when you need to decide: do you really want this person for themself or was it just the NRE and sex? If you want the relationship to continue, that's when you need to dig in and deal with the issues. Face them right away, don't wait—they'll just build up and get harder to deal with later. Identify your own faults and find ways around them. If you're conflict-avoidant then you need to find systems to deal with that. Writing the other person a note every day and leaving it on the kitchen table, or some other agreed-on place, can help; it should include two things they've done recently that made you happy and one thing that made you unhappy. If you need alone time then you need to talk that out with the other person."

She stopped and shook her head. "I'm getting lost in the details, and some of this isn't relevant to you two," she said. "Sorry. The important part is: the beginning will be relatively easy. It will get hard a year or so in. Throughout all of it you need to talk to each other. Be open about things that bother you and address them right away. Don't try to muscle through things that are hard for you or tough out things that are bothering you; find ways to work around them.

"Polyamory is both easier and harder than monogamy. On the one hand you have a third person around to notice developing issues and help mediate arguments. If one of you needs some alone time then the other doesn't need to be abandoned and isolated. There's another income, another set of hands to deal with chores. Those things all make it easier."

"Don't you get jealous, though?" Hazou asked.

She shrugged. "Yes, and? Jealousy is just an emotion, like anger. The difference is that society makes us all learn how to control anger but teaches us that jealousy is this uncontrollable force that will necessarily destroy anything it touches." She laughed and shook her head. "That's such complete bullshit. The exact techniques that work for anger work for jealousy: recognize that you're feeling it. Breathe, relax your muscles. Wait until you're calm again before talking about it, but do talk about it. If you lose control and say nasty things because you're jealous, apologize for them later, admit what you were feeling, and try to be better in the future. If your partner admits that they're feeling jealous, ask them 'what can I do differently so that you feel appreciated and loved?' Really, it's not jutsu development."

Hazou frowned dubiously. This polyamory idea was appealing in a "forbidden fruit" way, and it really just made more sense, which was why he'd kinda-sorta proposed it to Akane, but it seemed immensely risky. Appealing or not, this was Akane! (Still, Ino was awfully pretty....)

Inoue-sensei watched him with a tiny smile and eyes that seemed to be reading his thoughts in real time; he jerked his gaze away when it occurred to him that a genjutsu mistress might actually be able to do that. She laughed and patted his knee.

"Relax," she said. "This is all complicated stuff. The truth is, most first relationships don't last. No matter what you feel for Akane, or for Ino"—she gave him a sly grin and a wink—"the chances are that you will grow apart as you age. That's okay; if you handle it right you'll be friends for life, even if the romance turns out not to be there. Two of my friends from the Academy had this torrid affair, lasted about three years. They eventually stopped dating, but they were still thick as thieves. He stood up with her at her wedding to someone else and the smile on his face lit up the room." She laughed. "You should have heard the 'break her heart and I'll...' speech he gave the groom. Mariko scolded him so hard."

"But—"

"It's okay," she said, raising her hands placatingly. "I'm setting expectations, that's all. Akane is a smart girl, and very mature for her age. You're very earnest and it's obvious that you want this to work. No matter what happens, I'm confident that you'll end up with the relationship that's best for you. That might be friends, friends with benefits, perpetual lovers, or husband and wife...there's no way to know at this point. Still, the next steps are the same: be honest with her, be open about your feelings, talk a lot. Hold off on the physical stuff until she makes it clear that she wants that. Relax and enjoy it. Again, I'm sure the two of you will end up with the right relationship."

She pushed herself to her feet and offered him a hand up. "Come on," she said. "Sarutobi is starting to look fidgety, so we'd better get back."

o-o-o-o​

"Good morning, ma'am!" Hazou said, bracing to attention in front of Auntie's desk with his eyes locked straight ahead. He started to sweat when he realized he didn't actually know the woman's name. There was no way under stars and sky that he was going to call her 'Auntie' to her face. She'd pull his spleen out through his nose if he did.

"Hm," she said, eyeing him up and down. She was holding a three-foot stick that was somewhere between 'switch', 'pointing device', 'cane', and 'ancient weapon of eldritch power'. "Early. Good." She fluttered her hands at him. "Oh, relax, boy. Pull the poker out of your bunghole, you're making me tired just looking at you."

"Yes, ma'am," Hazou said, forcing himself to relax slightly. "One thing though—we've been notified that Jiraiya is going to want to talk to us some time today. I'll need to leave for that, but I can come back tomorrow and make up the time. I'm very sorry for this. I know I said I'd work as long as you wanted—"

Auntie held up a hand peremptorily, her face sour as a winter apple. "Look, boy, I helped raise little Hiru and all his friends, I clerked at headquarters for twenty years, and I've known more ninja than you've known hot dinners. You think I don't understand chain of command and obedience to orders? If little Jiry is calling you, you go and stop wittering about it. Have some self-respect!"

"Ma'am, yes ma'am!" Hazou said, automatically bracing to attention, nervous sweat gathering at his hairline.

"Oh, relax, boy. Take the poker out. Now, time to figure out what you're good for. Can you alphabetize?"

Hazou blinked. She wanted to know if he was literate? What sort of ninja wasn't literate?

"Well?! Speak up boy, I'm not far enough from the grave to waste my few remaining minutes listening to you not talking!"

"Ma'am, yes ma'am! I'm literate and can alphabetize, ma'am!"

She sniffed. "Fine. I guess you foreigners aren't all savages after all. You'll be shelving. Follow me, I'll show you the cart."

She led him over to a small wooden cart with squeaky wheels and a massive cargo of books. "This is the shelving cart," she said, one hand drifting possessively and apparently unconsciously over the spines of the books stacked on it. Her tone made Hazou flash back to a long-ago Academy instructor's first lesson: "This! Is an EX-plosive tag!"

"The books on the cart need to be returned to the shelves. You WILL handle them with care and respect, and you WILL file them in the correct spot, do you understand me?"

"Ma'am, yes ma'am!" ("You WILL not touch this or any other EX-plosive tag without my EXPRESS instruction, is that clear?!")

She eyed him balefully. "Follow."

She led him to the nearer of the two tables of books. "These two are all frippery," she said, waving at the tables dismissively. "Cookbooks, romance, trashy novels, that sort of thing." She sniffed disdainfully. "You will treat them with respect anyway, or I will take my switch to you." A sharp glare ended only when he nodded his understanding. "The whole library is organized by topic, subtopic, and then alphabetical by author. Topics are alphabetical in the library, subtopics are alphabetical within their topic. The exception is the ninjutsu theory section in the back, into which you will not go, and this new release junk, which is considered its own topic instead of being on the shelves where it belongs." She seemed personally offended by this divergence from proper order. "Subtopics of new releases are: cookbooks, ninja fiction, romance. Point!"

Hazou's eyes skimmed over the tables; now that he knew what he was looking for he could see the divisions. They weren't explicitly labeled, but there were small gaps between each block and the titles made it clear what was what: 'Not Starving: Bachelor Cooking Made Easy' and 'Forbidden Love: Kenji and the Kitsune!' were pretty broad hints. His finger swept left to right over the table in front of him. "Ma'am! Cookbooks, ninja fiction, romance! Ma'am!"

"Fine. Shelve these." She thrust a gnarled, liver-spotted hand at him, three books clutched in her grip. Hazou grabbed them—carefully!—and checked the author names on the front covers before slotting them back into the appropriate places.

"Not entirely useless, I see. Fine. Off you go. Don't damage the books, don't misfile them, don't laze about. I'll be at the desk." She turned and marched away.

Hazou gulped and scrubbed his hands on his pants to get rid of the sweat before starting to check the books on the cart to see what he had. Akimichi, the one who had been assigned to keep an eye on him, plunked himself down in one of the armchairs against the wall and pulled out a bag of chips...which he quickly put away when Auntie's basilisk glare swept across him.

o-o-o-o​

The sun was nearly overhead when a ninja in a brown flak jacket came in, muttered to Akimichi, and then vanished.

"Kurosawa, time to go!" Akimichi called. "Jiraiya wants us."

Hazou quickly wheeled the shelving cart back to Auntie's desk. He'd emptied it, refilled it, and was a third of the way through the new load; things had gone much faster once he'd realized that he should sort the books on the cart before starting to shelve instead of going back and forth between sections. Now that he'd been through the full library he'd also realized it wasn't quite as big as he'd thought—

"Go on!" Auntie said, interrupting his thoughts as she shooed him towards the door. "What are you standing here for, boy? You've been called by your superior officer! Hop to it!"

Hazou forbore to say that Jiraiya's status as his superior officer was questionable at best and 'temporary ally of convenience' was probably a better description. Instead he bowed, made sure the cart was tucked out of the way, and hurried to the door where Akimichi was waiting.

"He's waiting for us at Training Ground Three," the Leaf genin said. "This way."

Akimichi wasn't sprinting, but he definitely wasn't lollygagging either, so he still had breath to talk. "I think Auntie likes you," he said.

"What."

Akimichi smiled. "Yeah. What, you didn't notice how she checked your work once, sniffed without saying anything, then left you alone for the rest of the time?"

"Uh...no?"

"She's a nice lady," the heavyset boy said. "'Crusty', my dad calls her, but he always smiles when he says it. He knew her growing up. He always talks about how amazing her apple pies were."

Hazou desperately tried to imagine Auntie baking pies. His mind threatened to shatter under the effort, so he quickly turned his thoughts away.

"Huh," he said, before falling silent.

One of the nicest things about Akimichi was that he didn't feel the need to fill the silence with chatter, so Hazou was able to mentally rehearse what he was going to say to Jiraiya. The team had been over it last night, and he was feeling good. He had an answer to the 'why is the world not like that' question (which, with the benefit of hindsight, now seemed obvious), and a more polished version of the 'we should make the world better' speech, and was feeling good about his chances. Also, they were finally ready with their reward requests.

o-o-o-o​

All of Konoha's training grounds were set away from the village proper, and the approaches to each one had twists at the end so that the training ground proper wasn't visible until you were actually in it. Training Ground Three was a grassy field a hundred meters across and fully five kilometers outside of town. A red-granite wall three meters high surrounded the entire area.

"Watch your step," Akimichi said as they hopped the wall. "They let the goats graze here to keep the grass short, but it means there's plenty of turds around."

"Thanks," Hazou said, paying more attention to the ground as they walked out to the center of the field where Inoue-sensei's and Sarutobi's teams were waiting, all of them shooting nervous glances at a bouncing-in-excitement Jiraiya and the two menacingly silent ANBU standing behind him.

Hazou spent a moment pondering which was more alarming: Jiraiya looking like an over-sugared toddler or two ANBU with body language that clearly said 'you know, I could kill you in a heartbeat if I felt like it. Just saying.'

"Finally! What took you?!" Jiraiya demanded, only to wave off Hazou's attempt at an answer. "Never mind, never mind. Okay, this tower of yours: I got the funds!"

Hazou blinked. "What?"

Jiraiya produced a heavy pouch from inside his vest and waved it around, filling the air with the clink, clink of many ryo. "One hundred thousand ryo! It's yours in exchange for a complete delivery of the tower. Design specs, research notes, a dozen sets of seals, any required elements of a prototype, and assistance getting it into production."

"Uh..." Hazou trailed off. "I thought...weren't we here to discuss rewards?"

Jiraiya waved dismissively. "Yes, yes, we'll get to that. C'mon, I've just spent days weaseling this money out of Sensei, I want to spend it before he changes his mind! Alley-oop! Let's get a-building!"

Hazou looked mutely at Inoue-sensei. The redhead nodded. "We aren't going to get a better offer, and we could use the cash." Without looking she reached out and grabbed Kagome-sensei's arm before the sealmaster could do more than open his mouth in protest.

"Here!" Jiraiya shoved a box into Hazou's hands. The genin flipped the box open to reveal a ream of paper, a brush, and an inkstone. "Make with the seals, kid! We haven't got all day!"

"But...they aren't mine," Hazou said. "The Five Seal Barrier is Kagome-sensei's seal. I don't know it."

Jiraiya's face fell. He turned to where Inoue-sensei was not-so-discreetly restraining a struggling Kagome-sensei. "A hundred thousand ryo?" he said temptingly.

"Do it," Inoue-sensei said to her flailing almost-prisoner. "It's okay, really. We need the money but we need the good will even more."

"But—!"

"It's okay," she insisted. "I promise. Think about how valuable we'll be to him once he's actually seen the kind of things we can produce."

"But—!"

"I'll give you the money and these," Jiraiya said, pulling a thick sheaf of explosive tags out of a belt pouch.

"Gimme!" Kagome-sensei said, grabbing for the papers.

Jiraiya jerked them out of reach. "Ah ah," he said. "Tower first."

If looks could kill, Jiraiya's head would have exploded. Fortunately, they could not, so the cranium of the Toad Sage remained resolutely intact.

"Ten now," Kagome said.

"Five."

"Ten."

"Eight."

"Ten. And I keep the excess paper and stuff."

"Okay, okay, here," Jiraiya said, peeling ten sheets off the stack and passing them over. Kagome inspected them closely, cuddled them briefly, and then tucked them away in a pocket of his shirt before holding out his hand peremptorily to Hazou. Hazou passed the box of writing equipment over with a feeling of nameless dread, but Kagome-sensei dropped to the grass without complaint and started drawing seals.

"Don't worry, kid, I'm not done with you," Jiraiya said, turning back. "Arikada said you had these seals that produced mist. How did that work?"

"Well—" Hazou began, before cutting himself off. "That's secret, sir. How much will you pay for it?"

Jiraiya laughed. "Finally learning some OPSEC, huh? Pity. Okay, I'll give you twenty grand for 'em."

"That—"

"Seems way too low!" Inoue-sensei said, materializing at Hazou's elbow. "That seal is at least as useful as the tower. Another hundred kay."

Jiraiya laughed. "Nice try, girl, but no sale. Twenty-five."

"You know, we could just refuse to give you anything," Inoue-sensei said, folding her arms under her bosom and huffing in indignation.

"I could have a Yamanaka mind-dive it out of him," Jiraiya said, clearly warming to the debate. His smile was more playful than threatening.

Inoue-sensei snorted and blew a raspberry. "Oh please. I've listened to enough of Kagome and Hazou's talks about sealing to know you'd be an idiot to do that. Remember, I've been on the receiving end of a Yamanaka mind-dive. Way too chaotic to get the kind of detail you'd need, and I doubt you've got any Yamanaka sealmasters anyway. You're going to take a chance on a non-seal expert getting every detail correct? And that's not even taking into account the way Hazou could distort the reading. Now, if you're done acting like a brat, maybe you can hand over the ninety-five kay you're going to pay us for it and Hazou can start drawing you a seal."

"Fifty," Jiraiya said. "Final offer, take it or leave it."

"We'll leave it," Inoue-sensei said, turning ostentatiously away.

"Okay, okay," Jiraiya said, laughing. "Fine. Sixty. Seriously, that really is my last offer; my budget only goes so far."

"Fine," Inoue-sensei said. "This is your last cheap taste, though. One from Kagome, one from Hazou. You want any more out of us you can pay real prices, not this penny-ante stuff."

Jiraiya shook his head, grinning. "Ovaries of steel. We'll talk when the situation comes up. Now, hand 'em over." He held out another box of writing materials to Hazou.

Hazou gave Inoue-sensei a look and was met with a confident nod. He took the box with a sense that was halfway between resignation and excitement. Handing his first really unique seal over to the Leaf spymaster was not a happy-making event. On the other hand, handing his first really unique seal over to the best sealsmith in the world, when said sealsmith seemed impressed with the idea...well now!

He checked the ground for goat droppings before sitting down and flipping the box open. The grass was damp and the smell of wildflowers was heavy, almost cloying, in his nose. He pushed that away as he pulled the materials out and started drawing seals, using the lid of the box as a writing desk.

His arm moved almost without his will, ink staining paper, lines appearing as if conjured from the ether. He finished the first and set it aside before starting on the second...only to jar to a stop when Inoue-sensei snatched the brush from his hand. She scooped up the one seal he'd drawn and handed it to Jiraiya.

"Here you go," she said. "The seal, as promised. Pay up."

Jiraiya raised an eyebrow. "That wasn't the deal," he said. "Full research notes, a dozen copies, help putting it into production."

Inoue-sensei shook her head. "No, that was the deal for the tower. You agreed to pay us sixty 'for the seal', remember?"

Jiraiya's face went cold. "Are you screwing with me, little girl?" he asked calmly. "Not a good idea to break a deal with me."

"You're right," Inoue-sensei said, not backing down an inch. "Screwing your business partners is a bad plan. Maybe you should have remembered that before announcing that Akane would be reinducted as a Leaf genin without talking to us."

Hazou's eyes were wide and he was having trouble breathing. Behind Jiraiya the two ANBU shifted their weight very slightly. Keiko and Noburi were frozen, eyes darting around between all the potential targets.

His eyes still locked on Inoue-sensei's, Jiraiya held up a hand and the ANBU froze.

"Fine," the Toad Sage said. "You've got a point. I'm not going to apologize for a solution that was better for everyone, but I'll keep it in mind for the future. Now. The rest of it, if you please."

"Twenty thousand," Inoue-sensei said.

Jiraiya raised an eyebrow.

"Twenty thousand," she repeated. "Mistakes need to have consequences if you're going to learn from them."

Jiraiya studied her for a moment, then snorted in amusement. "Okay," he said. "Twenty thousand. I don't have it on me, but I'll have it sent to your rooms." He glanced over his shoulder at the ANBU in the bird mask. "Canary, go."

The grey-clad soldier nodded and vanished.

"Now, the rest of the delivery, if you please," Jiraiya said with exquisite politeness.

"My notes are in the Summon Realm with most of our gear," Hazou said carefully. "We left it all with the pangolins before coming in."

"The rest of the tower prototype equipment is there as well," Keiko said. "Shall I retrieve it for you?"

Jiraiya seemed amused. "You do that. Meanwhile, you still owe me eleven seals, kid."

"Yes sir," Hazou said, retrieving his brush from Inoue-sensei and bending over his writing desk.

Drawing seals: No roll, Iron Nerve

Seal Infusion, TN: ?

Hazou, Sealing:
13d100: 636
13d100: 770
13d100: 711
13d100: 792
13d100: 452
FAIL!


Seal Mishap table, type and intensity:
1d100: 97
1d100: 34
NB: Iron Nerve saving roll not used because not a fatal incident.


Hazou was almost halfway through infusing the stack of seals when he felt the chakra twist in his mental hands and rupture one of the pathways laid down by the brush. Frantically, he pulled at the chakra, trying to draw it back out of the seal before whatever was going to happen happened. Simultaneously he told his body to hurl the seal away and dive to the side—only to find that he was locked in place.

Purple lightning erupted from the paper in his hands, and the world tore itself open. A massive rift in space opened directly beneath him and dropped Hazou out of reality.

He tumbled through non-space, the rift shrinking behind him with frightening speed as he fell away from it. He caught glimpses through it of Inoue-sensei and Jiraiya, looking down at him with expressions of horror spreading oh-so-slowly across their faces. Inoue-sensei was motionless, but Jiraiya was very, very slowly extending his arm towards the rift, his lips drifting apart with the speed of mountains rising from the earth.

Winds of unreality shrieked in Hazou's ears, screaming incomprehensible words. Impossible shapes flew by—stairs that ran in a square yet always went up, a snake that ate its own tail and had only one side. Creatures spun through the bloody darkness around him—an angular yellow bird, a man in a white jacket with extra-long sleeves tied behind him shrieking non-stop, a bipedal lizard made of green goo wearing a top hat and monocle. Young girls in white shirts and embarrassingly short skirts with sparkles around them suddenly grew into muscular men clad in those all-too-scanty clothes.

Hazou slammed to a stop with a shock that sent the non-existent air blasting from his lungs.

"I've got you," said a long, slow, impossible deep voice.

Hazou rolled over, pushing himself to his knees and clinging tight as the winds of chaos tried to tear him from the back of the...thing, that he'd landed on. It wasn't a megalodon—too smooth, too rounded, far, far too large, and the tail was horizontal, not vertical. Said tail began waving back and forth in broad sweeping strokes that made the whole body bend; for a moment Hazou was nearly thrown clear, but a frantic application of chakra adhesion latched him to the surface.

"That tickles," said that deep voice. "It's all right, you'll be fine. Nothing falls off of me unless I want it to, least of all you."

The chaos around Hazou stabilized very slightly; looking up he could see the tiny pinprick of light that was the rift. It seemed to be growing very slightly larger.

"Who...who are you?"

"That...is a complicated question," replied the immense creature on whose back Hazou rode. "It's hard to know what level of meta to respond on, you know?"

"What?"

"Never mind," the creature said, amusement warming the deep tones of its voice. "I'm a friend, let's leave it at that. I'd rather not attract too much attention just now, because I'm not really supposed to be—"

The chaos of non-space tore open in a rift of blood and pain, demonic voices shrieking from the ripped and bleeding edges. "WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING?!" shrieked a voice like nails dragged across slate. "He is Ours now! He failed and must pay the price!"

"Oh, shit," the massive not-megalodon muttered. His tail thrashed faster, driving him forward towards the rift. "Hang on!"

Hazou flattened himself against the creature's blue-grey hide, applied the most powerful chakra adhesion he'd ever used, and prayed to every god he'd ever heard mentioned.

"NONE OF THAT!" the insane voice cried. A taloned hand shot forth from the rift, growing larger until it dwarfed even the mighty creature Hazou rode.

"Jump!" the not-megalodon cried, bucking hard.

The order seemed insane, but Hazou obeyed, allowing himself to be thrown clear. The massive tail swatted him with a blow that should have shattered every bone in his body but instead simply sent him hurtling towards the rift above and interposed itself between Hazou and claws of an angry god.

As he passed through the rift and fell back into his body he looked back. He was just in time to see the massive beast that had saved him, pinned in those mountainous claws like a fish in the grip of an eagle and being dragged back through the fanged and bleeding gash that led from the horror of nonspace into realms even worse.



I didn't make it all the way through the plan because family. The remainder of the update will be dealt with by my fellow QM.

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XP AWARD: 8


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Voting ends on Wednesday, January 4, 2017, at 12pm London time.

You did not dare to spend much time reading, but you did risk a few quick peeks inside various books as you were shelving them. Among the things you saw:
  • A great deal of political science and history, all of it seemingly pretty heavy on the propaganda. Close examination shows that
    Hazou, Awareness:
    15d100: 826

    ?, bookbinding skill:
    ?d100: 636
    some of the books have had pages excised and replaced. The new paper doesn't always quite match up and there are subtle differents in the style of the kanji between these pages and the ones around them.
  • Some of the political science is point-and-counterpoint debates on topic of social and economic choices. The full names of each author are prominently shown at the head of each chapter; each of the three authors you glimpsed belonged to a major clan—Hyuuga, Uchiha, Senju.
  • It also contains engineering books that cover things like buildings of various types, wells, bridges, etc.
  • It also contains math books. You saw some basic stuff on arithmetic and one book had some pictures in it related to circles and cones.


In addition, Ino found the sheet music for Tears of Red for you.
 
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