If you'll forgive the double post. Does the funny mean that an accelerated update schedule is so unlikely as to be humorous or that you take enjoyment in my confusion/anguish?
 
Bad news because that means he can't focus on getting the crusader power ups.

But beyond that i have no idea
 
Boss Battle, Start!
The clicking of mandibles and the skittering of hundreds of chitinous legs fills the air. Medresi's mad laughing runs high over it all and you shift your grip on your sword slightly, tightening your fingers and preparing to put your whole body into your first swing.

With a grunt of effort, that's purely decorative, you step into range of Medresi and strike, sword little more than a horizontal bluish blur. Your aim is to take her head off, end this fast before she can drown you in her legion of spider minions.

You're a little too slow. A spider crunches into your sword hand, weight throwing your blow wide. The tip of your sword skims across her shoulder, little more than a graze. The spider that threw you off latches onto your wrist and starts trying to force its mandibles through your armour. Like that's going to work.

Medresi screams and throws out her hand, fingers together and jabbing at you like a javelin. A javelin of ice jets from her fingers like a bullet from a gun. It feels like the moment you see it form is the same moment it punches through the lower part of your breastplate. You can feel the cold radiating through your gut, it's almost painful.

The javelin doesn't melt, just remains half buried in your armour. You growl in frustration as the spiders close in and prepare to utilise your ultimate technique.

There's a skittering, heaving wall of spider bodies has coalesced between you and Medresi.

"FLURRY!" You strike like lightning.

"FLURRY!" Your blade goes snicker-snack through spider legs, sending them flying.

"FLURRY!" In a spray of dislodged spiders you burst through the makeshift wall and score along Medresi's outstretched arm. She shrieks again and dark blue energy erupts from her fingers. It slams into you and you brace for pain. None comes but the seeping cold from the ice javelin in your gut intensifies. You think that was a weakness to magic spell.

One of the larger spiders, of a size to easily take on a horse and win, slams into your side. You fall, armour clanging into white marble. That does hurt, in as much as anything does, and you can feel that your pauldron is dented almost to the point of perforation.

82/110
100/100
74/100
[ ] New Plan?
- Flurries
-Standard attacks
-Power attacks
-Spark spell
-Weakness to fire spell
-Healing spell

We're back! We're back, we're back, we're back! I missed this so much I don't even have the words! :D:D:D :lol:lol:lol
 
[X] Plan Slash and Burn
-[X] Use Weakness to fire on the Spiders
-[X] Spark one and try to set it on fire
-[X] Flurry, aiming for the mage
 
Right
[X] battle plan
-[X] any time under 75% health cast healing magic
-[X] flurry minnions
-[X] standing power strike on Medresia when possible and not conflicting withe the above 2
 
[X] Plan Slash and Burn
-[X] Use Weakness to fire on the Spiders
-[X] Spark one and try to set it on fire
-[X] Flurry, aiming for the mage
 
[X] The spiders have low combat potential. They can be ignored, focus on the mage, using Flurry.
-[x] Dont forget we have magic now, use healing if under 40% health.
-[X] Pause again should be go below 25 percent health.
 
[X] The spiders have low combat potential. They can be ignored, focus on the mage, using Flurry.
-[x] Dont forget we have magic now, use healing if under 40% health.
-[X] Pause again should be go below 25 percent health.
 
[X] The spiders have low combat potential. They can be ignored, focus on the mage, using Flurry.
-[x] Dont forget we have magic now, use healing if under 40% health.
-[X] Pause again should be go below 25 percent health.
 
More Spiders
There are too many spiders. They need to go. Now.

You remove your left hand from your sword. Your fingers fly through the motions of the weakness to fire spell like it's instinct. The completed spell rays from you hand, bathing a swathe of the spiders. They glow dull orange for a moment and mill about, confused for a second, before surging.

You're facing a living tidal wave of spiders while their mistress laughs her head off. Urgh....

Without pause you start the gestures for your spark spell, if you can set even one of them on fire then that should deal with the whole debuffed lot of them.

You fumble it. Fingers just a little too clumsy to complete several intricate twisty flicks towards the end. The spell whiffs, a slight smell of ozone all you have to show for the attempt.

Why did we rely on magic we are shit at?

Well you aren't going down without a fight! You lunge at Medresi, ignoring the spiders since they're pretty weak. Her red eyes bulge as your first slash cuts across her lower arm. Before she can react the followup blow slices into her left leg.

"NO! NOT LIKE THIS!" Her shriek echoes through the white marble ruins. The quicksilver magical energy she's tapping into surges along her arm, coating it like a shimmering cocoon. With desperate speed you manage a slash along her hip. She barely seems to notice. Her eyes are partially rolled up in their sockets and she's chanting. You recognise the cadence, you've watched Morlia study her craft long enough to recognise what an advanced summoning sounds like.... at least in theory.

Then the spiders slam into your back, hitting like a hammer blow. You stagger forwards, face plate smacking into the protective cocoon before you can stop yourself.

The world explodes into white. You're blasted away along with everything else. Spiders crack and crunch, meagre cushion when you hit a ruined wall. Your front feels cold and while you can see Medresi, no longer coated in the quicksilver power but surrounded by a translucent bubble of it, your vision isn't clear. It's like you're looking through frosted glass.

Bringing a hand to scrub at where your eyes should be tells you why. The front of you, ice spike and all, is covered in a thick layer of ice. And it hurts, a hollow kind of ache that reminds you too much of when you ran afoul of that spike trap.

Thankfully your healing spell comes easily enough and you feel marginally better.

That's apparently the extent of your good fortune. A portal to the daedric realms tears itself open in front of Medresi, edges flickering and wavering like tongues of flame. Out of it unfurl eight, long thin black legs supporting the bulbous abdomen of a spider topped by the torso of a woman.

The spider daedra looks around and fixes on you. She smiles and you try frantically to remember which Prince spider daedra are supposed to serve.

"KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!" Medresi yells at her summoned daedra, pointing at you for good measure.

This is even less advantageous than before.

38/110
51/100
49/100

[ ] Plan of attack?
[ ] Plan of running the hell away?

Pokemon Go is an insidious time waster and I don't even have it. Apologies for lateness of the update.
 
Last edited:
Back
Top