[X] We said no Order Boy, back off!

A Greymarch is not happening! Especially as long as the big Hero has shown up yet!

Do I need to remind people that is Order Boy wins = Bad End!

As in we lose our consciousness to Order and Sheogroath has big Hero smack us in the face!
 
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[ ] We said no Order Boy, back off!

In the immortal words of Randall Monroe, Fuck. That. Shit.
 
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The dragonfires will prevent any danger to Mundus. No greymarch will take place. We simply require an Obelisk to ensure our survival.

No other Knights of Order can be summoned. They do not yet exist.

[X] Allow the mage to study our crystal. Show him how to create an Obelisk of Order. Do not make him into a Priest.

I am willing to compromise.
 
[X] We said no Order Boy, back off!

I kinda like the world the way it is. It's where we're going to keep our stuff. Also, I really enjoy being able to pick and chose what I want to do.

Remember kids, just say no to Jyggalag.
 
[X] We said no Order Boy, back off!

We shall purge those treacherous enough to join Order in their attempts of destroying creativity! Think of the artists, the bards, the writers! If we don't, who will?
 
Need longer vote for telling 'Order' to back off....

[X] We said no Order Boy, back off!
-[x] "We serve but one master, and she is not Jyggalag," summon your sword and kneel before Morlia with the sword offered to her like a knight swearing allegiance

"I so swear, before all who may witness, both in Oblivion and Nirn, that I will to my lady Morlia be true and faithful. I shall love all which she loves and shun all which she shuns, according to the laws and the order of the world. I so swear that I will never with will or action, through word or deed, do anything with is opposed to her on condition that she will hold to me as I shall deserve it, and that she shall perform as she has she promised it. On my Sword and my Honor, I so swear.

"Thrice it is said, and so it is done, So Say We All."

-[x] Rise and apolgize for the distraction after Morila accepts the oath.
-[x] "So, where was I?" Continue with info-dump
 
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The dragonfires will prevent any danger to Mundus. No greymarch will take place. We simply require an Obelisk to ensure our survival.

No other Knights of Order can be summoned. They do not yet exist.

[] Allow the mage to study our crystal. Show him how to create an Obelisk of Order. Do not make him into a Priest.

I am willing to compromise.

You, sir, are a spiky, bodiless liar! Accept my challenge or forfeit your right to speak! *throws glove*

We can see through your insidious lies!
 
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[X] We said no Order Boy, back off!
-[x] "We serve but one master, and she is not Jyggalag," summon your sword and kneel before Morlia with the sword offered to her like a knight swearing allegiance

"I so swear, before all who may witness, both in Oblivion and Nirn, that I will to my lady Morlia be true and faithful. I shall love all which she loves and shun all which she shuns, according to the laws and the order of the world. I so swear that I will never with will or action, through word or deed, do anything with is opposed to her on condition that she will hold to me as I shall deserve it, and that she shall perform as she has she promised it. On my Sword and my Honor, I so swear.

"Thrice it is said, and so it is done, So Say We All."

-[x] Rise and apolgize for the distraction after Morila accepts the oath.
-[x] "So, where was I?" Continue with info-dump
 
[X] We said no Order Boy, back off!
-[x] "We serve but one master, and she is not Jyggalag," summon your sword and kneel before Morlia with the sword offered to her like a knight swearing allegiance

"I so swear, before all who may witness, both in Oblivion and Nirn, that I will to my lady Morlia be true and faithful. I shall love all which she loves and shun all which she shuns, according to the laws and the order of the world. I so swear that I will never with will or action, through word or deed, do anything with is opposed to her on condition that she will hold to me as I shall deserve it, and that she shall perform as she has she promised it. On my Sword and my Honor, I so swear.

"Thrice it is said, and so it is done, So Say We All."

-[x] Rise and apolgize for the distraction after Morila accepts the oath.
-[x] "So, where was I?" Continue with info-dump
 
[X] We said no Order Boy, back off!

Swearing allegiance seems a little over the top? And Morlia is more of a friend than a master, really.

-[x] "So, where was I?" Continue with info-dump
 
[X] We said no Order Boy, back off!

Swearing allegiance seems a little over the top? And Morlia is more of a friend than a master, really.

-[x] "So, where was I?" Continue with info-dump

*shrugs* She did summon us though.... So I mean we can't even hurt her if we wanted to directly. Might as well make an oath to ensure we can't let Order Boy do it in-directly.

It's up to the votes really.
 
Are oaths even magically binding in TES? Somehow I doubt it. I mean, the idea is good, but the execution it's kinda waaay over the top. More than what's usual in this quest, that is. :p
 
[X] We said no Order Boy, back off!
-[X] Continue with the infodump.
--[X] Tell him about the Shivering Isles, and how to get the Wabbajack.
 
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MAXIMUM HAMMINESS MODE ENGAGED! The world is not ready for this!

Well I assume that the more over the top we are the more 'force' goes into the push back. Telling him off is one thing, forcing him down and swearing an oath is another. The act of going through that much beyond the minium should force the blue text back that much farther...


also OH GOD MORE PEOPLE ARE VOTING FOR HIM D:
 
Well I assume that the more over the top we are the more 'force' goes into the push back. Telling him off is one thing, forcing him down and swearing an oath is another. The act of going through that much beyond the minium should force the blue text back that much farther...


also OH GOD MORE PEOPLE ARE VOTING FOR HIM D:
Let's just hope there are enough of us to stop him from taking control back. I guess SOME PEOPLE just want to see us die.
 
[X] We said no Order Boy, back off!
-[X] Continue with the infodump.
--[X] Tell him about the Shivering Isles, and how to get the Jabberwock.
 

You open your mouth and recite in your best English accent, the poshest sound you have ever made in your life. "Twas brilling and the slivy toves-"

Morlia's jaw drops. "Okay... maybe this incident was worse than the others."

"Did Gire And Gimble In The Wabe!" You raise your voice, you will not be drowned out!

"I-Is that supposed to be poetry?" The mage asks.

"ALL MIMSY WERE THE BOROGROVES!" You raise your voice again, dust shakes from the ceiling.

"Oh divines, we'd better leave, if he hasn't stopped now he wont until he's finished." Morlia says through her facepalm.

"And the moamwraths outgrabe." You continue while the pair of mages run for the hills.


I regret nothing. :p
 
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