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WILL-TURN-THIS-GARDEN-AROUND
SWEAR-TO-HYDAELYN
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BRING-OMELAS-INTO-FFLP-THREAD
WILL-TURN-THIS-GARDEN-AROUND
SWEAR-TO-HYDAELYN
The Chef's Knife also refines to AP Ammo, used for Irvine's Limit Break. It's a very easy way to kill Tomberries, because this ammo ignores Vigor and Tomberries drop the very item used to refine the ammo.Well, I can't accuse the game of not having challenge to still be found in place, goddamn. This ate a solid chunk of our time, and the rewards are… Abysmal. 0xp, 1 AP, and a Chef's Knife item that we can refine into Deaths. This was Not worth it.
FF8's junction hell makes me appreciate the simplicity and elegance of 'every character has a fixed moveset, that they learn at reasonably fixed times' systems, like Chrono Trigger and Phantasy Star's.
It also allows for sickass combo moves, something still missing from the Final Fantasy series to this point in the LP.
...Why not just put Diablos on the Brothers/Carbuncle team so they can recover HP on counterattacks then use Darkness on their own turn?Okay, not spreadsheets as such, but I opened a gdoc so I could finally write out the various traits of all the GFs in one easily-referenced format so that I could try and craft something resembling actual builds. Not optimizing my characters as such, just trying to figure out how to do some combos.
Basically: Brothers grants Cover, a passive ability that lets a character take hits for his teammates. Carbuncle grants Counter, a passive ability that lets a character retaliate when taking a physical hit. Previously, I had Carbuncle on Rinoa, who was otherwise specced as a mage, but that meant her Counter was comically weak. If I want to take full advantage of it, I need Brothers and Carbuncle on the same character so I can combine Cover + Counter and Junction a strong spell to Strength so they hit as hard as possible.
Meanwhile, Diablos grants Darkside, as mentioned before, which hits really hard but costs 10% HP; however, if I had a GF with Status Attack Junction, I can junction 100 Drains to Attack, and Darkside will drain as much HP as it costs to use. However, the only two GFs with ST-Atk-J I have are Carbuncle and Siren. Seeing as Carbuncle is already going on whoever has the Brothers, that means Siren is the only other option. And given that neither Diablos nor Siren have Strength Junction, that means Darkside will be comically weak unless I also junction one of the GFs with Str-J: Shiva, Ifrit, or Pandemona (Brothers also have Str-J, but they're going on the Carbuncle team). Seeing as I have 9 GFs and three characters, so everyone gets three GFs, that means one character will specifically have Diablos/Siren/Shiva, Diablos/Siren/Ifrit, or Diablos/Siren/Pandemona. With me so far?
Funny that you've put this onto Quistis of all people, since the biggest game-breaking tactic of FF8 (and I figure telling you this now is harmless since you've already got a full stack of them) is to immediately go and win the Quistis card from the school cafeteria and refine it into 180 Triples. Triple is, by the way, near universally the second or third strongest Junction spell for any given stat. This is basically like getting Cloud's Ragnarok sword in Sector 7 immediately after the bombing mission. It's fucking insane how fast and hard this game can be shattered over your knees if you know what you're doing.…we are able to take this fight down to the wire, carefully taking wide chunks of Odin's HP until he's in OHK range then Drawing Triple and Death, then finishing him off with 45 seconds on the counter and a fat stack of 100 Triples for Quistis.
And that's Odin dealt with. A new GF has joined our roster.
The benefits to Junctioning are, uh, kind of out of proportion with almost everything else we got.
Squall: "It's not a monster. It's a lion. Lions are known for their strength and pride."
Surfacing from Dawntrail to give quick context on one of the weirder parts of this sequence:
The translation is missing some significant bits. Squall says it is 想像上の動物, which translates as "imaginary animal". He also doesn't just say "Lions are known for their strength and pride" calmly; he says "It's really strong. And proud... and strong."
In other words, lions do not exist in this setting. So Squall took a completely imaginary or fictional animal, decided it was "strong" enough to win any playground challenges, and commissioned accessories and a gunblade case based on it, while also naming his personal "lion".
I can't decide if it's more fitting for Squall to have come up with the "lion" on his own, going "my imaginary animal can beat up your imaginary animal", or if he picked up the idea of lions from his known canonical collection of shounen battle manga, and his Griever Collection is just his being attached to merch from those series.
Junctioning would be fine on the main character alone*. Fiddling with the system once and doing minor updates when you get new cool magic or whatever is fine for one character. It's repetition and constant switches that fuck shit up.
*Though GFs would need to be changed in how they work if only three are allowed to be equipped. There should either be a direct progression where you simply discard older GFs in favor of new ones, or maybe you could fuse old ones together to upgrade them...
I still hold that, if the game enforced a limited number of junctioned GF per character, never un-junctioned anybody, and made the Affinity mechanic more high-impact in what it affected, thus encouraging the player to equip a specific GF to a specific character and keeping it equipped to them at all times, a lot of the annoyance would be reduced. A perfect fix would also require adjusting the way magic is stored/organized and how the auto-junction works, but that's not as hard as getting players in the mentality of keeping GF and characters paired, which is the main thing.Of course, the better pick would be 'don't do this insanely fiddly very strange system when you need to swap characters so often'.
I mean, technically you need Diablos, with his Space-Time Refine, to do that, but yes. There's reasons Card Mod is considered essential to breaking the game, and this is one of the main ones.Funny that you've put this onto Quistis of all people, since the biggest game-breaking tactic of FF8 (and I figure telling you this now is harmless since you've already got a full stack of them) is to immediately go and win the Quistis card from the school cafeteria and refine it into 180 Triples.
wait wait
You're telling me, in the world of FF8, lions are fictional?
... You know, that makes more sense than I want to give it credit for. If dragons or whatnot are real, of course real animals can be fictional.
So, I like this section a whole lot, because it shows off the unrealized potential of the Junction system.
Junctioning would be fine on the main character alone*. Fiddling with the system once and doing minor updates when you get new cool magic or whatever is fine for one character. It's repetition and constant switches that fuck shit up.
We know people raise chocobos. We know people have cats and dogs. We know Moombas are used as pseudo-animal labor. But we haven't seen any livestock, have we? Farm animals?
Like, in retrospect, 'sometimes moonbeams turn your cows into superpowered hornbeasts' would be an issue for farming. And furthermore, 'the minotaurs are interfertile with your cows, so even if you keep your cattle safe from the Lunar Cry sometimes they pass through your field and ten months later you have a brood of Catoblepas on your hands' would make it even more difficult.
(Fun story: My aunt raises organic, free-range pigs for a living. They had one sow that was always kind of temperamental, physically a little different from the others, not so much the runt of the litter as the aggressive delinquent pig of the family. When came the time to do the dirty deed, they brought her to a professional as they do all their pigs, who told them 'yeah, I can't take that one, that's a boar-pig hybrid, hygiene rules won't let us.' That's the kind of thing we deal with in that business, I suppose.)
FF8 has the same kind of empty world as FF7, with vast stretches of plains and wilderness and unoccupied places between human settlements, and I'm getting the impression that part of the reason for that, on top of the monsters just being monsters, is that their existence makes raising livestock impossible? Dogs and cats are small and have a personal relationship with you, and chocobos are kind of basically already monsters, just friendly ones, but sheep, cows, horses? I'd wager that perhaps the only animal you can raise for food in this world might be, like, chickens
This is why we don't see a bunch of dropouts turned to banditry. You either pass, and become a SeeD, gaining fame and fortune on the frontlines, or you wash out and are gifted a nice plot of land and access to NORG backed farming subsidies. The Gardens have been Ag schools the whole time.That's what Garden students who couldn't graduate as SeeDs do for a living.
They're still strong enough to take down a couple of monsters now and then, after all.
If not for Edea, that would've been Seifer's fate as well.
I wasn't, and now I have much more sympathy for Omi.I am not sure if casual readers of this LP understand just how bad these are to get through.
Nothing could have possibly prepared me for this piece of knowledge. This is incredible. Squall is truly one of the characters of all time, FF8 is doing it like no one else would.Surfacing from Dawntrail to give quick context on one of the weirder parts of this sequence:
The translation is missing some significant bits. Squall says it is 想像上の動物, which translates as "imaginary animal". He also doesn't just say "Lions are known for their strength and pride" calmly; he says "It's really strong. And proud... and strong."
In other words, lions do not exist in this setting. So Squall took a completely imaginary or fictional animal, decided it was "strong" enough to win any playground challenges, and commissioned accessories and a gunblade case based on it, while also naming his personal "lion".
I can't decide if it's more fitting for Squall to have come up with the "lion" on his own, going "my imaginary animal can beat up your imaginary animal", or if he picked up the idea of lions from his known canonical collection of shounen battle manga, and his Griever Collection is just his being attached to merch from those series.
[Emet-Selch voice] in days long passed the scholars of amaurot loved nothing more than to debate the morality of omelas, it bespeaks the dullard minds of your fallen era that you would rebuke it soany further omelasposting will come with a complimentary threadban
My favored method is the FF7 remake weapon system.Though GFs would need to be changed in how they work if only three are allowed to be equipped. There should either be a direct progression where you simply discard older GFs in favor of new ones, or maybe you could fuse old ones together to upgrade them...
Rpg players tend to be squirrelly about even player controlled and player enemy different rulesets, player protagonist and player party different rulesets (besides, a special ability), one of them being significantly simpler would make a certain kind of rpg player howl. It occasionally happens in jrpgs (persona 3 for example) and almost every time people complain a lot (persona 3 psp remake\port added a fully controllable party mode and made it the default because of those complaints for example).Junctioning would be fine on the main character alone*. Fiddling with the system once and doing minor updates when you get new cool magic or whatever is fine for one character. It's repetition and constant switches that fuck shit up.
*Though GFs would need to be changed in how they work if only three are allowed to be equipped. There should either be a direct progression where you simply discard older GFs in favor of new ones, or maybe you could fuse old ones together to upgrade them...
They're all various degrees of scared and nervous, though one of them wants to show off that he's learned Firaga (This seems highly irresponsible to teach a child).
PEOPLE-SAY. LEARN-MAGIC. START-SMALL. WORK-UP.