Let's Play Every Final Fantasy Game In Order Of Release [Now Finished: Final Fantasy Tactics]

1. Hojo has been in charge/has access to the SOLDIER program, which while under his purview involves doping people with varying amounts of Jenova.
2. Jenova/Sephiroth can influence/puppet people who have sufficient amounts of Jenova in them.
3. Hojo, per FF Mad Scientist method, probably samples his own product.

1+2+3= How much of this Hojo?
 
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1. Hojo has been in charge/has access to the SOLDIER program, which while under his purview involves doping people with varying amounts of Jenova.
2. Jenova/Sephiroth can influence/puppet people who have sufficient amounts of Jenova in them.
3. Hojo, per FF Mad Scientist method, probably samples his own product.

1+2+3= How much of this Hojo?
I'm pretty sure if he tried injecting himself with Jenova cells they'd bounce right back out of his body because even Jenova has standards and doesnt want to be part of that.
 
I personally think throwing Cait Sith into the plate drop was Remake's biggest misstep.

Even for those of us who get the reference, Cait trying to emote despair looks faintly ridiculous
Game, 50 thousand people just died, I don't want to be distracted by how silky and beautiful Cait's fur looks
For all the newbies, and I know there were a lot, it must have been even worse
Why is there a talking cat suddenly
 
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Cait Sith, in Japanese, talks using the Kansai dialect, a Japanese dialect which is often used as a character statement in Japanese media, to reflect 'rougher' or 'rural' characters - if you read manga, you've almost definitely heard at some point or another about the difficulty in translating the Kansai dialect into English; you can't really just shift the register to a more familiar one. There are some (in)famous decisions in localizations as various localization teams tackle the issue in their own way.

I forgot whether it was in this thread, the spoiler thread, or the Unpopular Opinions In Fiction thread, but there was a post about how it was peculiarly convincing that when it comes to dubbing Kansai dialect, the Houston-based studios decided to go with a "Houston accent", while the New York-based studios decided to go with a "New York accent".

In any case, as mentioned in the pronouns post I made, the "rural country" accent is more Red XIII, and in Japanese media is represented by the Tohoku dialect. The Kansai dialect is largely fascinating to Tokyo-ites because it's unusual to them, in pronunciation and vocabulary. "Rougher" fits, even if "rural" doesn't quite.

While I've heard of the "Scottish brogue" decision for Cait Sith in the rest of the FFVII Compilation, I personally think a more fitting interpretation would be for Cait Sith to talk using the oft-memed "London accent" of "bo'oh o' wo'uh" and "chewsday".

Tangential to this, we've also heard Cait Sith being voiced in some other Compilation materials like Advent Children, and he has a squeaky voice that one would expect from a small robot cat toy. I've never decided if it would be more realistic or more interesting for Reeve to be using a voice modulator, or if he's really making that squeaky voice manually, including this scene with Heidegger and Scarlet.
 
"Rougher" fits, even if "rural" doesn't quite.

Yeah, Osaka's one of the world's biggest cities, bigger than New York depending on you count things, so 'rural' doesn't quite fit (though Kansai does have rural areas beyond Osaka).

While I've heard of the "Scottish brogue" decision for Cait Sith in the rest of the FFVII Compilation, I personally think a more fitting interpretation would be for Cait Sith to talk using the oft-memed "London accent" of "bo'oh o' wo'uh" and "chewsday".

I assume Cait Sith would've additionally been given a Scottish accent as that's where the original Cait Sith fairy hails from
 
To throw yet more fuel on the fire of The Kansai Dialect Is An Unending Nightmare For Localisers, in Like A Dragon 7 they were forced to come up with something purely because there's a side conversation of Adachi asking Saeko to do the accent for a bit, and they had her imitate a classic Southern Belle type.

So you are now imagining Reeve getting flustered and starting to talk like he's from Louisiana.
 
Also, the reward for defeating the Ultima Weapon… Is the Ultima Weapon.
Congrats, now you have Cloud's strongest weapon. Unlike the others, this one has a visual cue hinting what its gimmick is. Namely, it changes colour as Cloud's health drops.

To be more specific, the weapons strength is based on what percentage of HP Cloud has. 100% health and the weapon will do max damage, 10% and you'll do very little.
Also the defeat of the Ultima Weapon left this huge crater in the Cosmo Region, though we don't seem able to interact with it in any particular way.
So all that does is create a pathway up to the Ancient Forest if you don't want to put in the effort to breed a chocobo to get there.
There are a bunch of Sources there, as well as the W-Item Materia, which causes any item we consume in battle to take effect twice. If someone hadn't already told me what the W-Summon Materia does, it would be fairly easy to deduce it from that.
Well, someone already mentioned it but the W-Item materia is the source of the item duplication bug.

Want 99 megalixers? Congrats, you just unlocked it. Sadly you can't use it to duplicate equipment, so if you want another ribbon you'll have to reload the game and grab the one you missed on the cliffs if you want another :p.
and, fittingly enough, this time, the game gives us the same choice they took in Wutai: the choice to look the other way.


But Omi, you missed out on some valuable items to steal!
Also I just like the boss fight, though you're probably too strong for them to be a threat at this point.
 
Hojo is still alive.
Yup! And once again providing reasons to ask "why didn't somebody just kill him?", as per usual.

Also the defeat of the Ultima Weapon left this huge crater in the Cosmo Region, though we don't seem able to interact with it in any particular way.
As mentioned just above, the crater is another prize for defeating the Ultima Weapon, in that it allows you to reach the forest of the ancients at the top without need for a Chocobo; thanks to the explosion collapsing the mountain cliff, you can now get there on foot.
 
Want 99 megalixers? Congrats, you just unlocked it. Sadly you can't use it to duplicate equipment, so if you want another ribbon you'll have to reload the game and grab the one you missed on the cliffs if you want another :p.
Except due to weird FF7 shenanigans it's totally possible to duplicate almost any item, including weapons. Thanks to the specific way the W-Item glitch works, any item you can gain mid-battle can be duplicated. This includes Morph, Steal, or even re-gained items from killing an enemy who stole it, and even Thrown weapons (use Throw on a party member but have them die before Throw activates, and the thrown item is put back into the inventory). The basic gist of the variations is that by using the standard glitch with only a single stack battle item as the first used item you can have the gained item appear in the same inventory slot. You can then continue the glitch as normal and it will duplicate new item instead.

Whoever figured that out must have felt like a genius, since it makes stat maxing substantially easier.
 
I love FF7 as the story of the only sane executive in Shinra trying to manage his sociopath bosses and the gang of ecoterrorist maniacs they're fighting to keep the planet alive
 
Want 99 megalixers? Congrats, you just unlocked it. Sadly you can't use it to duplicate equipment, so if you want another ribbon you'll have to reload the game and grab the one you missed on the cliffs if you want another :p.

Nah, there's one more ribbon available as a reward, plus there's a morphable random encounter enemy in the final dungeon that allows you to get as many as you like provided you can survive them.
 
While I've heard of the "Scottish brogue" decision for Cait Sith in the rest of the FFVII Compilation, I personally think a more fitting interpretation would be for Cait Sith to talk using the oft-memed "London accent" of "bo'oh o' wo'uh" and "chewsday".
Or maybe Chicago, as one one of the USA's big cities whose accent just sounds weird to most Americans in a way I don't think the New York one does.
 
So, this is it. Hojo has gone full-on cultist. Sephiroth has broken past his understanding of the limits of 'science,' and so though it does not fit in his worldview, Hojo has dedicated himself to this new god that is beyond his understanding.

Has gone? I'd argue that Hojo's "science" has been little more than barely-disguised Jenova worship for the entire game. It seems pretty clear that Jenova checked every box of his crankish quasi-eugenic 'ultimate lifeform' list, and so he's been on Team 'the Tentacled Monstrosity is Our Superior' for a long time.
 
Identifying with Salami Dave? Get in the cuck coffin with Vincent right now.

Omicron has grown strong in ways of JRPGs. Strong enough to challenge 6 in a row and emerge victorious, never truly shedding blood, merely abandoning the more tricky aspects of them like steal and blue magic once he decided he grew bored with them. Even grinding is no obstacle to him, for he has the power of podcasts, the deadliest art in the multiverse.

The only thing that can defeat him, the only thing he truly fears, is minigames.

If we are to see him bleed, we must embrace the forbidden power of minigame hell and insists that they're an integral part of the game without beating which the whole cannot be overcome. But is the price worth it?

Or, I suppose, level scaling can do the trick as well, potentially.
 
Has gone? I'd argue that Hojo's "science" has been little more than barely-disguised Jenova worship for the entire game. It seems pretty clear that Jenova checked every box of his crankish quasi-eugenic 'ultimate lifeform' list, and so he's been on Team 'the Tentacled Monstrosity is Our Superior' for a long time.
I mean, there was his decision to try and breed Nanaki with Aerith while claiming this was his plan to secure a long-term supply of Cetra, so maybe he's just the mad biologist version of a techbro: jumping from 'new thing' to 'new thing' with no rhyme or reason, while - per pre-breakdown Sephiroth's own words in the Nibelheim flashback (The Kalm version, admittedly, but that could just mean he was talking to Zack and Grunt-Cloud rather than it being fabricated) - coasting by on the work of those more talented than he is, with explicit mention of Hojo only being in the position he is because he took advantage of Gast's previous work.

Edit: Hell, even his plan to use the Sister Ray to empower Sephiroth relies on hijacking someone else's project and proclaiming it the cornerstone of his newest genius plan, the same way his 'experiments' with Jenova Cells are only possible because Gast found Jenova's remains.
 
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I mean, there was his decision to try and breed Nanaki with Aerith while claiming this was his plan to secure a long-term supply of Cetra, so maybe he's just the mad biologist version of a techbro: jumping from 'new thing' to 'new thing' with no rhyme or reason, while - per pre-breakdown Sephiroth's own words in the Nibelheim flashback (The Kalm version, admittedly, but that could just mean he was talking to Zack and Grunt-Cloud rather than it being fabricated) - coasting by on the work of those more talented than he is, with explicit mention of Hojo only being in the position he is because he took advantage of Gast's previous work.

Edit: Hell, even his plan to use the Sister Ray to empower Sephiroth relies on hijacking someone else's project and proclaiming it the cornerstone of his newest genius plan, the same way his 'experiments' with Jenova Cells are only possible because Gast found Jenova's remains.

I'm not saying that Hojo isn't a scatter-brained fraud whose projects are fueled by his delusions and various psychological issues, and only get off the ground because he'll steal other people's hard work to plug into his own crazy schemes. What I'm saying is what's underpinned it all--at least since he stole Gast's Jenova research--has been his belief that Jenova is the most awesomely perfect being imaginable, and that allowing it to thrive is the bestest, most science thing he can do.
 
Why is the letter double-u used to signify doing things twice, one might say, doubling their use? It clearly is a mystery.

Hey Omi how do you pronounce "W"

e: ninja'd

Because it's a DOUBLE-u.

EDIT: Damn, someone beat me to it.
EDIT 2: Multiple someones, even. And here I thought I was being clever.
This is stupid. I hate this. Who even thinks of that? How does that make sense? I hate everything now. I'm never using the letter W ever again.

To be more specific than the preceding posts, it's an English-to-Japanese loan "word" used as shorthand to signify "double" because, yeah, double-U. You can also see it used that way in other Japanese media (Kamen Rider, for example).
Okay, as an untranslated cultural quirk that makes more sense, thank you for the explanation. The letter W is back in my good graces.

In earlier drafts of the plot and setting, Reeve was an Inspire, a person with the innate magical power to bring objects to life. The terminology was scrapped in the final draft, quite possibly because someone had the good sense to realize that would make Aerith's special magical powers way less special, but as you can quite clearly see, they didn't really bother scrapping the plot point.

Well… I guess sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic? XD
Remember how we all had a bit of a laugh about Cait Sith using the Manipulate materia for any of his bullshit to fly with the party?

Yeah Reeve just has superpowers. He can 'breathe life' into the Cait Sith doll and there is zero explanation for how this random human has a genuinely magical ability outside the paradigm of all other supernatural abilities shown in the game. Cait Sith #1 was, seemingly, genuinely sentient and expressed as much before it died in the Temple of the Ancients, before Reeve Drifted with the backup body.
Okay, that is wild. But it does explain this weird subplot. It's just... cut content that was never properly replaced nor completely removed and left in the game without zero explanation. I can make sense of that, at least, even if it's not... great writing.

Honestly, they could have kept that plot element and just made it a unique materia he owns instead of an inherent ability.
What's this chat, "it's that whole thing Omi talked about earlier with Materia being weirdly absent from the character layer of the plot even when it would make sense or fit in naturally all over again?" Why yes, thank you, I am a genius.

Fun fact, at some point in FFVII's development they planned to kill off all the party members you didn't bring in this sequence, having them die parachuting in while only the main party made it.
Fun fact - originally, the game just fucking slaughtered the party here. You'd pick your party of three for the raid and then everyone else on the roster would die to build heat for the climax. Nomura said "what? that's fucking stupid, don't do that" and the conversation that followed is what led to the placement and role of Aerith's death at the end of disc 1.

That is... insane, holy shit. That is hilariously deranged as a plot point. It's like, the bizarro universe version of Mass Effect 2's suicide mission where the entire cast fucking dies if you didn't both leveling up their social link, god. Can you imagine if they had kept this in the final product? I don't know how it would have impacted the game's reception but I can be pretty sure it wouldn't have the same role in modern pop culture, lmao.

So once the Ultima Weapon got close, what was the Steal?
As usual, Steal whiffed repeatedly until the Weapon ran away :V

@Omicron: Technically the W-X materias aren't dualcasts. They allow you to input the relevant command twice, instead. For example, with W-Summon, you could summon both Hades and Bahamut. Or Knights twice. However, you pay the full cost of both commands -- both items are consumed, both summons cost their standard MP and consume a summon use, etc.
Yes, that is... How Dualcast has always worked :V

Identifying with Salami Dave? Get in the cuck coffin with Vincent right now.
I am my own justification.

Don't forget to check out Shinra's headquarters again. Maybe your good friend Cait Sith/Reeve cached some goodies there…
Yes, that is, in fact, the area that becomes unavailable if you do things in the wrong order :V

I personally think throwing Cait Sith into the plate drop was Remake's biggest misstep.

Even for those of us who get the reference, Cait trying to emote despair looks faintly ridiculous
Game, 50 thousand people just died, I don't want to be distracted by how silky and beautiful Cait's fur looks
For all the newbies, and I know there were a lot, it must have been even worse
Why is there a talking cat suddenly
Yeah, Cait Sith has like... Such a minor role in Advent Children that I pretty much didn't remember his existence, so in Remake when that random anthropomorphic cat showed up in the middle of an otherwise quite hard-hitting scene of devastation and loss with several character deaths I was just kind of... Confused. It didn't really hurt my enjoyment of the scene but it was weird and kind of inexplicable.
 
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