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...Well, seeing as I don't remember what precisely comes next, now I'm just curious.
There's a lot of potential candidates TBH.
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...Well, seeing as I don't remember what precisely comes next, now I'm just curious.
"only" "one" with a summon animation "longer" than a minute...FWIW though I believe there's only one other summon with an animation time longer than Bahamut Zero's.
"only" "one" with a summon animation "longer" than a minute...
That's not actually a relief.
Hmmm, Bahamut coming from the moon? That sounds awfully familiar.A view of the planet from orbit, followed by a transition to the moon, a lens flare, and then a dragon coming from behind the moon, spreading its wings like some kind of laser satellite opening its solar panels, and then unleashing an orbital beam on the the enemy.
An amusing fact about this bit, if you punch in the right code the very first time, Cid gives some dialogue wondering how the hell you knew the code.This is probably the cheapest move I've pulled in this LP, literally looking up the code mid-minigame, but like I said before, I don't respect these puzzles and, judging from the fact that the hint system was lying to me, they don't deserve my respect.
I would love to work it out like that, but I'm not doing that shit on a three minutes deadline when our last save point was two cutscenes, an FMV and several combat encounters ago. I just tab out and go look for it (the answer, it turns out, is OK, SWITCH, CANCEL, CANCEL. This means Cid's hint to use MENU is a red herring, I assume due to a poor translation from a line originally saying to not use MNU, it's the only explanation I have for it; all my attempts included MENU because of the line "Did you use MENU? I'm pretty sure you didn't," so I would never have found it in time on my own.) This is probably the cheapest move I've pulled in this LP, literally looking up the code mid-minigame, but like I said before, I don't respect these puzzles and, judging from the fact that the hint system was lying to me, they don't deserve my respect.
I choose to believe that Shera did not in fact fix the auto-pilot on time, and decided to fix it while riding the rocket up. And if it kills her, well, it isn't like this is the first time she's tried this.Shera unexpectedly and uncharacteristically finished fixing the Auto-pilot ahead of time,
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SHERA???
DID SHE LOCK HERSELF INTO THE ENGINE SECTION OF THE ROCKET AGAIN?
Oh... wow.As much as I like Rude, standing at 9,000 HP with only two Shinra soldiers as backup, he is one of the easiest boss fights we've encountered. Both soldiers are easily dispatched, and then a couple of Tier 3 spells take care of him.
Hoo boy.Yeah. One saving grace even the most boring fights and grindiest dungeons had in previous FFs was that combat was fast. Autobattling made random encounters even faster but even for real fights, summons and spells were lightning-quick. I am starting to dread having to actually fight FF7's superbosses; like, when I took a shot at the Emerald Weapon and saw the 20 minute timer, my immediate reaction was to dismiss it as a mechanic that probably didn't matter because the idea of any Final Fantasy boss aside from the final boss setpiece taking that long or more seemed… Ridiculous.
And whether Omicron will have the patience to do the entire chocobo breeding / racing minigame to get Knights of the Round, well, I'd forgive them if they skipped it. 😂FWIW though I believe there's only one other summon with an animation time longer than Bahamut Zero's.
That summon is only to be used if you need a bathroom break mid battle.And whether Omicron will have the patience to do the entire chocobo breeding / racing minigame to get Knights of the Round, well, I'd forgive them if they skipped it. 😂
...also, with the summon time for that one, I think Omnislash has higher DPS overall?
...also, with the summon time for that one, I think Omnislash has higher DPS overall?
Ignore the fact that Tifa jumped five levels since last update. Nothing is happening here.
There's this crater here now that wasn't there before, on the Eastern Continent.
I'm really curious about what you've been doing here; looking forwards to hear about your explorations.Well; we didn't cover up a lot of ground event-wise, but I've been pretty busy with unrelated things so you'll have to do with this somewhat meandering update about the end of the Huge Materia arc where I haven't even collected all the Huge Materia yet. Don't worry, though! I'll be looking for the sunken submarine with the last one soon, plus a couple of other things like the crashed Guernica that is allegedly somewhere.
It's technically possible to beat Emerald Weapon under the 20 minutes time limit - it might have 1 million HP, but it has very low defenses for a boss - but you'd need to know in advance what you're doing, to put the strategy into effect with minimal time wasted, and of course it requires a minimum threshold of power (in the forms of strength, durability and abilities) that you don't have yet.I am starting to dread having to actually fight FF7's superbosses; like, when I took a shot at the Emerald Weapon and saw the 20 minute timer, my immediate reaction was to dismiss it as a mechanic that probably didn't matter because the idea of any Final Fantasy boss aside from the final boss setpiece taking that long or more seemed… Ridiculous.
I now realize that was foolish. Well. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it - or we won't, as the case may be.
...WHAT
Cait Sith: "Elmyra cried herself silly… And so did little Marlene…"
I WAS JUST JOKINGI wonder if Cait Sith told Elmyra that her daughter died? I'm imagining a goofy cat toy riding a Mooglebot stuffed into an ill-fitting black suit, knocking on Elmyra's prison door and saying "I'm sorry to have to inform you..."
Between Shera's insane suicidal tendencies, Cid's house only having one "bed" in the form of the couch (meaning they probably don't live together), and Cid's immediate revulsion when Cloud calls Shera his wife, I'm almost inclined to believe that she's just a crazy person who breaks into Cid's house to take care of him against his will.Y'know, initially I thought that Shera told Palmer that she had the Autopilot working literally as she was putting her tools away afterwards and he just launched the rocket with her in, to kill Avalanche, but I'm becoming more convinced of he suicide fetish as time goes on.
The "Oh no it didn't work" after they literally just finished sabotaging it was pretty funny though.
There's a reason Cid is so ready to go off world traveling. It means Shera can't reliably know where he'll be sleeping...Between Shera's insane suicidal tendencies, Cid's house only having one "bed" in the form of the couch (meaning they probably don't live together), and Cid's immediate revulsion when Cloud calls Shera his wife, I'm almost inclined to believe that she's just a crazy person who breaks into Cid's house to take care of him against his will.
Also, I really feel this bit about the most important thing being not to read. This hasn't been an issue for me for years, but as a child, I would insist on reading during family car trips (the alternative was unthinkable, unbearable boredom), and that would inevitably result in my getting sick at some point during the trip. Even once I understood the correlation, though, I couldn't not do it.
We enter the cockpit, where we find the… Pilots, mechanics, engineers, whatever. These guys aren't random Shinra employees dispatched from Midgar, they're locals, and Cid and they know each other;
Cid: "Hey! What the hell're you guys doin'!?" [They turn around.] "Hey! Just when I thought somethin' was goin' on, you come back!" (I have no idea what this means.)
The science/magic angle with Cid is a bit more out of left field. It's not that technology/magic hasn't been a conflict in the game before, it obviously has, it's that… Science is bad when it's exploitative and ruins the world, and it's good when it's used for the benefit of all; the game isn't down on science as a concept, we have Cosmo Canyon's planetology to stand as testament to that, but they have never been presented in a way where Cid going "Actually I want to trust this rocket to save the Planet rather than Materia" has been, like, a conflict we've seen?
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Ooooh, right. It's because Shera is the one fixing the auto-pilot and he automatically doesn't trust her to do the job on time and is willing to sacrifice his life just like she almost committed suicide-by-rocket to finish her job back during the first launch. Because these two people are insane and Cid is a good ol' sexist.
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Or more charitably it's because he sees this as his one chance to actually fulfill his dream and go to space, and he's willing to die for it. But let's be real it's the Shera thing.
Then the ship suddenly starts to rumble. Everyone looks up and goes 'what the hell,' and a voice comes over the comms. It's… Heavy sigh… Palmer.
Shera unexpectedly and uncharacteristically finished fixing the Auto-pilot ahead of time, and so Palmer just launched the rocket of his own initiative without any warning.
I think the implication here is that Palmer, knowing Avalanche was inside the rocket, pushed the Auto-pilot without any warning as a way to trap them in the rocket and blast them off into space, getting rid of two problems at the same time by blowing them up alongside Meteor.
This is a real 'we just threw something in to drag the plot along' moment. I think I've said the Huge Materia arc has an episodic vibe to it and that just continues it. The Gang Gets Trapped In A Rocket. It's dumb, but it's Palmer, so who cares? Just roll with it. Next plot beat please.
the noodly-armed scientist somehow proves all that was needed for Max Strength Fighters Tifa and Cloud to leverage aside the metal door and free Cid, allowing everyone to race for the escape pod.
Listen, I realize that this is meant to be Cid showing he's experienced character growth by actually displaying trust in Shera's safety obsession and the accuracy of her checks, but what these two have got going on is fucked up, probably some kind of kink, and I want no part of it.
Cait Sith drops the minor bomb that Bugenhagen actually used to work for Shinra, although he 'never bought weapons or Mako.' Strange man.
Bugenhagen exhorts Cloud to dig into his memories and recall something that would be of use, but Cloud can't think of anything, and so Bugenhagen decides to call for a general brainstorming session with the whole party.
God, the translation script is increasingly just… Breaking down to the point that even when the meaning of a particular exchange is clear, it's composed of sentences that don't connect to each other in any coherent way, like they were all translated independently of each other.
Between Shera's insane suicidal tendencies, Cid's house only having one "bed" in the form of the couch (meaning they probably don't live together), and Cid's immediate revulsion when Cloud calls Shera his wife, I'm almost inclined to believe that she's just a crazy person who breaks into Cid's house to take care of him against his will.
"Esama" said:
- Gaia is a dwarf planet that's stupidly rich in iron, which gives it earth like gravity and makes constructions like Midgar, Junon and Gold Saucer cheap.
- Shinra scientists haven't discovered DNA yet and most of their medical science is successful via dumb luck of Jenova being highly adaptive and also the existence of literal magic. They probably haven't figured out atomic theory either.
- Cetra did some measure of terraforming on Gaia and Meteor is how they did it. They made the Black Materia for a reason and doubt it was because they wanted to destroy the Planet. I think it was to nudge the Planet's orbit to more desirable place. There's bunch of craters all over Gaia, including the bottom of the ocean, and I don't think they were all caused by the Calamity.
- The Summons (in their original non-playable cutscene form in FF7) aren't actually creatures from other worlds, they're memories. Each summon sequence is a event that happened on Gaia sometime in its past, that was then immortalised into Materia so strongly that it can affect physical world.
- Which means that there was once upon a time an actual living breathing orbital laser dragon capable of spaceflight and the fact that Cid is a dragoon suddenly makes so much sense.
I see that you are a man of culture as well
So one of my favorite writers just posted a series of headcanons that with this update are no longer spoilers. Also they parallel some of the thoughts in this thread
I think they're talking about the Remake summons, which, while aren't playable, are functionally an extra party member instead of a single attack like in the original.