- Location
- Brittany, France
- Pronouns
- He/Him
...yeah, honestly, that tracks to me. False flag incident to justify wiping out the unsightly local mining town to clear way for their big casino.It might not be paranoia. Now, this is based on sort of half remembering the game (because I did get this far and past it) and it being a fan theory I've seen floating around, but it would all add up. The remnants of Corel are all here basically adjacent to the Gold Saucer, right? Practically sandwiched between it and the mako reactor?
Shinra burned down the town to make way for the casino.
I mean think about it. The only person who opposed the reactor's construction, Dyne, was out of town with Barret to vouch for him when the explosion happened. The only reasonable assumption is that nobody damaged the reactor except Shinra, whether accidentally through some completely normal safety fuckup... or on purpose. Shinra responded by wildly overreacting, doing a full exterminatus of the town, and then almost directly on top of where it was there suddenly springs a colossal multi-level Cyberpunk Vegas Strip. I mean look at that fucking thing in the Next Time On bumper, they built a city out of gold and covered it in mako-powered lights. You've already seen two examples of local commerce with Shinra's fingers stuck securely in the pie (Wall Market via Don Corneo and now Costa del Sol), what's one more?
I guess I didn't make the connection because even though the ropeway goes from Corel to the Gold Saucer, on the map they're weirdly really far away and the Gold Saucer is in a... Plain? But clearing land for it makes sense.
Oh my god.
I first posted this in the spoiler thread.
Admit it. It fits.
Exactly. He's Kissinger, only instead of being a psychopathic manipulator who's convinced all his power games are signs of what a master of realpolitik he is, he's a deranged vivisectionist who thinks his brutality proves what a great scientist he is.
"What if Josef Mengele was also Henry Kissinger?"
This is profoundly fucked up, I curse you for this knowledge.
Hmm, I can see how you'd make that connection, but I don't think it's the case - Johnny's parents live in the slums, there's an early scene of him drunk banging on the door at night to be let in. If he was the son of the store owner who sent the letter, his parents wouldn't be alive to join him in Midgar, for, huh, obvious reasons.Oh we know he knew them in Nibelheim, we saw letters from Johnny earlier, where he established he was friends with (and into) Tifa and didn't really care for Cloud, then he went to Midgard and was not able to get a good job with Shinra. Thus the translation here of being friends with Cloud and in SOLDIER together is quite wrong.
The whole reason we know more than Cloud went to Midgar is Johnny's letters.
Remember, Jessie was the one making the bombs, and she's no longer with us 😔You know, I wonder if the group has to keep Barret from trying to blow up every new Mako Reactor they run into on their journey across the world? Though I suppose in the case of this one, he wouldn't want to potentially bring even more heat on Corel and potentially get "Burning Town Two: Electric Boogaloo".
I had to look for exactly five seconds to find fanart of fem!Hojo and have trans girls on Discord saying "would" so y'know you may be onto something-I bet you I could find a dozen transgirls on twitter who want a morally bankrupt scientist to scramble their genome like eggs right now.
You know, I'd kind of assumed Wutai was a China stand-in, rather than Japan. Wonder what it's like when we get there.It's funny Hojo has a Japanese name though, given Shinra fought against Japan stand-in Wutai. Not that he's a guy to care that much about sides other than his own
It gets better/worse. If we go back to the ship in Costa del Sol, the sailor who's standing by the boarding area to the cargo ship is actually an Avalanche sympathizer.Speaking of the people running the boat, none of this murdering stowaway and giant monster battle stuff is stopping them. They got some chill ass motherfucker captaining this thing.
Shinra's security sucks something fierce.
Whichever spinoff this picture is from fails to grasp the full truth of the Hojoness. I would like instead to turn to the Remake for our man's greasiest design:
Hojo might not be some bishounen pretty-boy, but he's not exactly ugly. Plus, I bet he's rich as fuck.
I don't know about the character-driven FFs, but in Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, characters who are KO'd during a battle and are not raised by the time the battle is over are lost forever. But it's Tactics Advance; most of those characters aren't 'characters,' they're bundles of skills you've invested XP into.
...hm.You missed something here because of the translation.
In the Japanese and the Reunion, he's specifically asking if number tattoos are a popular thing in the cities.
I think you can put together where you've seen references to number tattoos before.
Yeah, this kind of an important loss of information in the translation. So far, we've only met the one guy with a numbered tattoo. I can guess as to the plot relevance of that fact due to the Remake, but it would be incredibly easy to just forget about it entirely without that reminder from this conversation.