Let's Play Every Final Fantasy Game In Order Of Release [Now Finished: Final Fantasy Tactics]

No, Sephiroth is clearly not a nihilist. I was using the phrase "cartoon idiot nihilist" to mean omnicidal maniac. Which is pretty bad phasing.

Now that I've recovered from how disappointed I am, it's not as nonsensical as I thought. For example, when a super-soldier has a psychotic break, naturally it's likely to involve massive violence. And I guess if he was concealing a lot of anxiety, then receiving some confusing ("I am an alien clone") and horrible ("Hojo is my father") news could trigger a psychiatric event.

But this isn't just some villain-of-the-week. This is the tentpole villain of the whole game, the guy who burned the heroes' hometown to the ground. His motivation being something as abrupt and absurd as "he had a psychotic break, so he invented his own religion to write a self-insert fic" is intensely unsatisfying to me.
Jenova isn't as dead as you might think, and can influence the minds of people who have JENOVA cells and aren't in a good headspace, such as someone who has recently recieved a bunch of trauma and some unpleasant revelations. I think with out Jenova messing with him Sephiroth would have probably just torched Shinra Mansion then fucked off with Genesis. Maybe he would have swung by Midgar to violently murder Hojo.
 
It's thematically appropriate, I guess, sure. But it doesn't change the fact that I just find it silly. It's very, very silly that in only three days Sephiroth invented his own religion, installed himself as anti-Jesus, and sent himself on a crusade to exterminate everyone.
On the one hand, yes, that is true.

On the other hand:

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In 1843, Hong failed the imperial examinations for the fourth and final time.[21] It was only then, prompted by a visit by his cousin, that Hong took time to carefully examine the Christian pamphlets he had received.[22] After reading these pamphlets, Hong came to believe that they had given him the key to interpreting his visions: his celestial father was God the Father (whom he identified with Shangdi from Chinese tradition), the elder brother that he had seen was Jesus Christ, and he had been directed to rid the world of demon worship. This interpretation led him to conclude that he was the literal son of God and younger brother to Jesus.

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The Taiping Rebellion [...] resulted in approximately 20–30 million deaths

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ranks as one of the bloodiest wars in human history, the bloodiest civil war, and the largest conflict of the 19th century

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Qing loyalist who observed the genocidal massacres

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Beyond staggering human and economic devastation,

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Famine, disease, massacres, and social disruption


Never underestimate what you can accomplish with a good psychotic break!
 
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So I finally caught up. Probably not worth trying to comment too much about 6 at this point... though I've got some thoughts about 5's ending that I'm still mulling over.

Well, there is one interesting thing - I think you could make an argument that Gau's rages are the closest predecessor the series had to how Blue Mage worked in FFXI. Mechanically it's very different (no losing control in a MMO please), but I can't remember any of the other previous expressions of blue magic having your chosen spells also give you stat changes and passive abilities.

The translation also predates the streamlined translation conventions of the later eras of the series, so for instance, Cure/Cura/Curaga are instead Cure/Cure2/Cure3.

As an FFXI player those translations can be a bit brain-breaking, because XI's spell names have both, but they indicate different things and can be combined together. (Number for higher power, -ra/-aga for area of effect.)

It's actually a position-based minigame, rather than timing - at each point where Aeris stops for you to drop a barrel, you want to kick over the one that will, assuming you read the terrain right, manage to run into the chasing soldier.

And it is the funniest thing ever, whether you get the right barrel or not. It makes me very sad that the speedrun tactic for this section is to not even bother with barrels. (The speedrun also does as little as possible in Wall Market. This would make it the worst timeline, except *spoilers*.)

It's a brothel. The game is never going to use that exact term but it's clear from the start and going to grow increasingly clearer.

Which is something that completely flew over my head when I first played it. As someone who now has Opinions on the portrayal of sex work in fiction... Well, they're too far out of focus to be sure. But this part Adloquium mentioned was interesting.

But with the context from above, the more natural interpretation is the woman is barely able to stop addressing Cloud with the insulting nickname she came up for him in her head.

Looking at it that way really gives me a "it's just a job" vibe. That's actually a bit nuanced.

But wait a second, didn't she start calling Cloud that before he went into the back room (where she apparently came up with that)? Or have I got the timing mixed up?

(I sorta halfway feel like there's probably still some of that going on in the remake Honey Bee too, just that it's now only part of what the place is about. That could just be because it resembles another work where that aspect was unambiguous though.)

Not that any character in the scene will comment on the setting

My no-prize explanation for that combined with the way no one seems to think it's an issue that they be down there is that up close, it's obviously paint and not blood, and it's really just an overwrought sex dungeon.

Aerith judo-throws him by saying "oh so it's fine for Tifa to be in danger"

This one doesn't quite land for me, because Tifa literally signed up for it, and Aeris* is some random bystander.

*Because the -th spelling is a bit too on the nose.

Oh my god, that's it. Hojo is literally trying to breed magical catgirls.

Rejected. I don't want Hojo having motivations that I can understand.

calling him, I don't know, Mittens.

...

BRB, starting new game of FFVII so I can name him Mittens. Or at least name somebody Mittens.

We know that Aerith was found by Elmyra 15 years ago (she would have been 7) during the war with Wutai; this 'cleaning up' after the war happened 5 years ago, when Cloud was 16. Meaning the war itself lasted something like ten years - no small amount of time to spend conquering and annexing territory.

Either that, or there's been more than one war with Wutai.

Presto! Hidden stairway to a secret basement!

THESE FUCKING STAIRS

I didn't complain about the Shinra building stairs. Not even when I ran back down them because I didn't want to miss any of the noisy entrance stuff. Any of the multiple times I've played (and not finished) this game.

But these stairs? These stairs are different. They're boring. You have to take them multiple times in both directions. Whyyyyy

The Ancients were a join NATO space colonization effort fleeing a ruined Earth.

That just makes the complaining about "some of the Cetra settled down" even more stupid. Of course you want to have some of your population stay and some move on in that kind of scenario, it's called not putting your whole species in one basket!

Also, my headcanon is now that Ifalna was culturally a Cetra, but biologically she's no different from anyone else, because there hasn't actually been time or the required circumstances for species divergence, and so Hojo's plans are even stupider than they look.

And the justification for why we're limited to three party members are just, the game has now given up entirely. It's a gameplay conceit and you just have to roll with it.

I am always very happy when the game seems to suggest that (barring actual story reasons for the party to be split) that everyone is actually there and contributing in some way, whether it's fighting other enemies you aren't shown or just keeping you from getting flanked. Pity so few games seem to do it.

(Though .hack//IMOQ gets an honorable mention for it's party size being a game-within-a-game conceit... and *still* having a scene where the entire cast gets out there and fights together.)

The antagonist of FF7 Remake isn't Sephiroth; it's the expectation that a remake should adhere to the story of the original.

Take that, people who wanted the equivalent of the Pixel Remasters but for FFVII!

Or at least, that's what it kinda comes across as?

-Morgan.
 
Never underestimate what you can accomplish with a good psychotic break!

That's just everyday Chinese warfare, bro.

Anyways, iconic sequence from a company and creative team at the top of their game. No notes.

Okay, one note. It's frankly kind of astounding how quickly and how much SE managed to get absolutely right in terms of visual design and direction on what was (iirc) their first 3D title. There's games coming out *today* that don't have the level of mise-en-scène that VII does with it's compressed pre-rendered backgrounds and untextured playmobil characters.
 
My understanding is that
the information Sephiroth found, and that we've just been given in turn, is in-universe incorrect on several key points, that being one of them.
But I could be wrong.

Oh yeah, most of it is wrong. Some of it is deliberate misinformation by Hojo, and some of it is just straight up Hojo's research being complete bunk. The Cetra aren't from another world, only JENOVA is. And Sephiroth doesn't have any Ancient lineage at all.

Jenova isn't as dead as you might think, and can influence the minds of people who have JENOVA cells and aren't in a good headspace, such as someone who has recently recieved a bunch of trauma and some unpleasant revelations. I think with out Jenova messing with him Sephiroth would have probably just torched Shinra Mansion then fucked off with Genesis. Maybe he would have swung by Midgar to violently murder Hojo.

There's a longstanding theory that whilst Sephiroth may think he's doing his own scheme, in reality he's just providing rationalisations for the actions that JENOVA is puppeting him into. Like, his grand plan is coincidentally doing exactly what JENOVA's purpose is. HRMN. It can be read either way.
 
So, the music cutting out when Seph slashes Tifa in the reactor.
I never thought that wasn't intentional audio design? You have the sound of Sephiroth's sword slicing Tifa to shit, and all music dies as you see her body go flying down the steps in slow motion, the only thing you hear being the noise she makes when hitting the floor.
Felt pretty perfect to the scene when I was a kid playing it for the first time.
 
Ah. OK, so instead of horrible, it was sort of melancholy news, because he actually thinks his dad is awesome, but he's missing or dead or whatever.

It's thematically appropriate, I guess, sure. But it doesn't change the fact that I just find it silly. It's very, very silly that in only three days Sephiroth invented his own religion, installed himself as anti-Jesus, and sent himself on a crusade to exterminate everyone.

But yes, this is extremely important.
Where are you getting 'exterminate everyone'? He says that he intends to 'take the planet back', and that he has been 'chosen to be the leader of this Planet'.

Certainly, he's killed a lot of people, but that doesn't seem to have been his goal so much as a side effect.
 
Apropos of nothing, quick show of hands - how many know what's gonna happen, how many reasonably spoiled but don't know the details, how many going blind?

It's been a decade or so since I played FF7 to completion (though I'm replaying as Omi updates). The early portion through to the Mythril Mines is basically graven into my mind, but much of the middle is a muddle, with the exception of a few really, really strong pieces.
 
Yes, I'm much the same. I recall a lot of the highlights but it's been a long time and I found the plot confusing enough that my memory for a lot of the plot is shaky.
 
I played the game all the way through once in the 90's when it was fairly new. So a lot of the stuff Omicron covers has me going "Oh yeah, I'd forgotten that."
 
I played partway through disc 1 decades ago before reaching a point where a scratch on the disk caused it to freeze, and never bought a replacement copy - I think I might have skimmed a (screencaps-style, not video) lets play at some point in the early 2000s and I've absorbed a lot of spoilers by osmosis, so I know a pretty rough outline of how things go past that point, but there's probably lots of smaller bits I'm missing past the scratch point.
 
I never finished the PS1 version, it was my college roommates game. But I bought the PC copy and I remember struggling with driver issues before finally just abandoning using a graphics card, it still ran ok without one.

I've beat it several times. Most of the disc one music is still so familiar and it's more nostalgic of college for me than the visual elements of the game.
 
I played through the game in full only once, back in the early 2000s. So really, a lot of this is refresher, but between replaying myself alongside the LP and Omi doing a much deeper dive than I have, it's still a pretty fun revisit.

Plus, new playthrough, new party member opportunity choice. Great as Barret is, pretty sure he spent every available time in my party first time through. This time, I kind of want to experiment with Tifa, and maybe [REDACTED] or [REDACTED].
 
I completed the Steam version a few years ago, and am currently in a second playthrough—planning to kill the bonus bosses this time!
 
I played partway through disc 1 decades ago before reaching a point where a scratch on the disk caused it to freeze, and never bought a replacement copy - I think I might have skimmed a (screencaps-style, not video) lets play at some point in the early 2000s and I've absorbed a lot of spoilers by osmosis, so I know a pretty rough outline of how things go past that point, but there's probably lots of smaller bits I'm missing past the scratch point.
It's a bit late to save your playthrough, but the game will actually work just fine if you start the game on the correct disk but then swap to a different one. All dialogue and story scenes are on all disks. It'll just play the wrong FMVs, for example whatever "FMV 2" is on disk 2 instead of disk 1's "FMV 2".
 
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