With credit to Randall Munroe.
However, while I veto the option. This did come out of it:
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"Sora, you can't just assassinate the king"
"Why not? that's literally on my character sheet. 'Assassin'."
"Because it's evil!"
"If you'll note my True Neutral character type..."
"No, assassinating the King is evil, he's been nothing but helpful to you"
"Which is why he's clearly up to something, better to assassinate him now before he betrays us."
"Give me your sheet"
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"You want to what exactly?"
"I want to play, an awakened Chipmunk with the Shadow Fel template."
"Izu no."
"Izu yes!"
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"So I think that kills your monster...."
"How did you get 10d100 damage out of one spell?"
"Well...."
"Kyoko, give me your sheet, there's no way that's legal."
"RAW says there's no rule against it"
"Well I say there is"
"Show me in the rules!"
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"And so tragically broken from my lover I---"
"Yukiko, I love you, but you're just going out of the village, you do not need a small short story to describe that."
"But it's good roleplaying!"
"We've been at this for an hour and haven't even gotten to the first encounter yet!"
"Fine..."
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And that's how Megumi's team would play D&D