Chapter Thirty-Eight (Is it Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?)
The crystal ceiling of the eighteenth floor had begun to pulse darkly for a while, and in no small part it was due to the Slivers draining it of its light and energy. As the pieces were sucked dry, they would crumble and fall down, the trees dying all around us as the Dungeon's screaming cries of pain remained unheard by the common folks. I twirled a flawless replica of Bell's dagger in my right hand, even as I walked calmly and alone towards the outskirts of the village of Rivira.
The adventurers standing there were battle-hardened veterans, men and women who didn't need to be told how much life sucked to understand it was truly horrible.
"Hey yo!" I said, grinning and waving a hand in the direction of the men on the walls. "Listen up!" I deftly summoned forth a flawless replica of Asfi and Hermes' heads, starting to juggle them for the rest of the adventurers to see, "I want Bell Cranel! Hand him to me, and I'll spare you all. Defend him, and I'll have to kill you all." From the nearby lake, a massive towering behemoth of tentacles and teeth emerged, easily overshadowing the village itself as it bellowed to the skies a mighty war cry. "You have one minute."
The cries from within the village of Rivira were all I needed to hear. The wooden large doors opened up abruptly two minutes later —I was kind enough to give them an extension, since I had a bird view of the inside of the village, and it appeared that both Loki's adventurers and Ryuu didn't seem inclined to hand Bell over to the angrily demanding citizens of Rivira. Lili and Welf were easily recognizable in the rabble, and they too seemed to be keen on defending Bell's life, even though the boy's eyes soon took up the glint of the hero ready to die for his friends.
When he spoke, he said nothing I didn't already expect him to say. When he stepped out of the village, he stepped outside alone. I discarded the two heads, letting them roll on the ground and come to a halt quite close to Bell.
His crimson eyes shone with determination as he clenched his fists, and as they did, I hummed and threw in an upward arc a replica of his daggers to land squarely at his feet. He glanced down at them, and then picked them up, his face for a brief instant showing surprise. They weren't just replicas, but to his fingers, to his very being, they were the real deal. "Why are you doing all this?" he asked, "What did I do to cause all of this?"
I summoned two more for my own use, and then laughed. "Well then, Mister Cranel," I said with a drawl. "You have something I desire," I gingerly took a stance that outright copied his own flawlessly. "Don't mind if I claim it from your body."
I rushed forth, my body nimbly spinning in mid-air as my entire being deformed. The next second, my bright smile would have blinded any weak-willed woman, for my white hair and red eyes, coupled with my face, were now a flawless replica of Bell Cranel's own. We clashed, our fighting styles identical as the daggers met and crossed, both nimbly dodging each other's attacks. Thrusts followed feints, parries were met with kicks and elbow strikes. The noise of the blades crashing against one another were the prelude to the energy that I knew was building within Bell.
"You know," I whispered as we locked blades, "Your goddess will die next," I continued with a cheeky grin. I slammed my foot into his stomach, sending him to skid on the grass as I laughed uproariously. "Then I will kill your precious Sword Princess," I hummed, twirling my daggers. "I reckon the fact that they'll die while gazing at your face will be the sweetest of things don't you think?"
Bell screamed as he rushed forward, small chimes ringing as his next blow actually broke through my defense and my rib cage, spraying out blood by the score. I smiled as the wound sealed itself shut a second later, my daggers twisting and slicing into Bell's chest with vicious precision. Enough to hurt, enough to make him bleed, but not enough to kill him. Our blades locked once more, the desperation in Bell's eyes slowly replaced with the determination of a Hero who believed he could win, who had seen his enemy bleed and so knew the enemy could be defeated.
It was the folly of youth. Just because someone bleeds, it doesn't mean they can be defeated. Sometimes, they bleed just so they can unleash acid from their bodies. Every single attack he made was batted away, every single firebolt thrown met with a similar one. I flawlessly copied his fighting style, his strikes and his actions down to the very last twitching of his muscles. He suddenly spun on himself as he brought both daggers down in a vertical swipe.
The move made no sense, but perhaps he had realized I was copying his fighting style and was trying to improvise a new one on the fly. I disarmed him with grace, shifting my blades' position to strike him with the blunt side of my daggers' pommels. He jumped backwards, fingers dragging themselves on the ground as I scoffed, glancing toward the spectators that were crowding the wooden palisade's top.
"Eeny Meeny Miny Moe," I said nonchalantly, "Here you see my dagger go," I threw my left dagger with speed and precision, and as it impacted with the target I had intended, Liliruca Arde's eyes widened for the last time as the hilt of Bell's replica dagger was all that stuck out of her forehead. She fell on her back and out of sight, even as the scream of Hestia from the balcony was soon echoed by Welf Crozzo's own.
"LilI!" Bell's scream signaled the boy's frenzied rush forward as he grabbed only one dagger, the one Hestia had bought him, the one meant to grow together with him. I gingerly began to block and parry his thrusts, the smile on my face never ceasing to increase as I felt the power of the Argonaut overcharge and go past his limits.
"The next one will be Aiz," I said with a bright smile, "One minute, Bell! One minute and then your precious Sword Princess dies next!" bubbling laughter escaped my lips as I saw the dagger in Bell hand shine brighter than before, the attacks' increase in speed easily visible to my eyes. I smiled, I smiled as I felt the ringing sound of bells followed by a downward swipe that shone with brilliant light.
And just as it did, I slammed my free hand against his wrist and tentacles dug into the energies just eagerly waiting for release.
Pulsing mana crystals emerged from my back as they shone of the same brilliance of the sun, my face an inch away from Bell's own. "One day, everything you cherish will be lost to you, Bell Cranel." I gingerly lowered my forehead against his, the smile not leaving my lips, not even once. The light faded from Bell's attack, the boy falling down on his knees sapped of all of his strength, "But it is not today." I placed my hands in my pockets and began to walk past him, towards the passage that lead deeper into the depths of the dungeon, my face morphing back to my old one.
The gigantic Sliver that had until then stood watchful over the village of Rivira moved away from it, breaking the trees on his path towards the lower levels. The Skep that had been at the entrance of the dungeon by my unspoken command disappeared, reappearing in my right hand with but a thought.
Liliruca would probably wake up in a few minutes, her forehead with a dark blotch but nothing more. I hadn't actually kept the blade as I had hit her, and while I did knock her off the wooden palisade, I hadn't actually killed her in doing so.
"Leave the Dungeon less you wish to see it crumble over your heads," I remarked. "And if I were you, I'd evacuate the tower of Babel too. When this falls...then, well, the tower's going to fall too."
The satisfying thud of Bell's body hitting the ground was music to my ears.
Then, when the day comes that you decide to end it all, let's have one last fight! My beliefs—they will certainly be stronger than yours!
Silly Bell. Strength is strength. Beliefs...mean nothing to it.