Chapter Eighty-Five (Zendikar)
I had to be subtle about this. I couldn't go in, Hive Fleets blazing, and hope for a successful victory. While control over the Hive was as instinctive as breathing, and my nature as a merged consciousness saved me the perils of getting eaten by the Slivers themselves, the problem was that my body was diminishing in powers quite rapidly. I had enhanced myself with the energies of the dimensional fissures, and with those gone, I was perhaps a good challenge, but one that could still be beaten if all of the Planeswalkers came together under one banner to face me.
I could manhandle one Planeswalker, perhaps two. Yet I was sure that by the third one, I'd be at a disadvantage. Of course, the other Planeswalkers didn't need to know that. To them, I was still an insurmountable, even if weakened, Tyrant. I no longer could feel the Hives scouring the Multiverse, and their mana was no longer flourishing within my frame, seeping through the cracks of a shattered Dominaria.
This meant that if I had genetically modified them right, the dispersed Hive Fleets would now be consolidating their holds upon the universes they had landed in, forming a new synaptic consciousness to guide them in my stead. Or the Dragon might have killed them all. I didn't know how many Hives I still had after the battle, perhaps none. Which, honestly, was perhaps for the best. There was plenty of space in one Universe without having to go for countless others.
As I landed quietly on the other side of Zendikar, I took the easiest route possible and flapped a pair of wings as my body became that of a nice, fluffy bird. Whoever claimed that I, Shade, was capable of only going around in a Sliver battle-form perhaps had never truly seen me during my best years. My childish youth with infinite powers was spent, after recovering most of my sanity and while still being crippled by an insatiable hunger, flying around and trying new, funny stuff. I was sure the kid would love to fly. I'd teach him that.
Well, more like, I'd teach him how to use magic of another kind, so he'd be able to fly eventually. Maybe I'd rearrange his genetic code a bit, just a tiny smudge, to make him capable of incredible feats. He'd thank me for that, I was sure of it. I'd pop right in front of him, widen my arms and say, all chipper-like, My beautiful baby boy! Hugs! And then, as a special gift, Superman-like endurance and flight! Aren't I your coolest dad? Other dads gift children money, but only I can give you the universe! A flock of birds of a different breed from my own began to squawk indignantly as I flew through their territory.
I glared at them for their arrogance in breaking me out of my daydreaming, and my beak widened a bit to show razor-sharp teeth. I crunched down on a couple of them, the rest of the flock soon dispersing away. My happy meal consumed, and yet lacking in a toy-gift, my eyes began to sparkle with the thought of bringing my kid to a Mac Donalds for the Happy Meal set. It was a rite of passage. Then, after the Happy Meal there was the cinema, and the cartoons, and the anime—would he like them? Would he not? Was he going to be a normie? I'd love him all the same even if he preferred to play football and soccer and wasn't a loner with a loner's soul.
What if he was an arrogant prideful jerk though? What if he was the school's bully? What was I supposed to do? Could I actually slap him if he went too far? Or was it the corner as punishment? Maybe send him to sleep without dinner? The tragedy! No, I couldn't do that. Well, it was the spray bottle like with Superbia then. Oh, and then I had to present him to the others! To all of them! I was sure Discordia would love him, and so would Anthrax. Well, Anthrax loved everyone. Isn't that right, Anthrax?
Anthrax, for his part, blissfully remained merged with my skin. He was at peace there, and so I left him to purr happily.
Superbia would be a great big brother. Queen would spoil the kid too, like a baby Sliver in his own right. He'd be cuddled, and huddled, and rubbed cheek-to-cheek like a squeaky cute plushy and—
A small drake came swooping down to have me as dinner. I roared with the strength of a thousand dragons, and the massive drake made a hasty backpedaling action while emptying his bladder.
So...where was I?
Oh, right, the hugs and the rubs and the—
Anthrax emitted a simple enough gurgling noise, and it was enough to alert me that we weren't alone any longer. There was a Planeswalker coming closer and closer with each passing second. I remained silent, flapping my wings as my bird-like eyes saw the arrival from far off in the distance of a great creature made of loose rocks and tree vines. It was an elemental, and judging by the luscious Green mana that empowered it, a Planeswalker quite familiar to my senses was guiding it.
Well, apologies Nissa Revane, but you aren't the person I'm looking for. On the other hand...you are tangentially related to the one I'm looking for.
Come now, Anthrax, do your thing.
Microscopic Slivers whirred to life as they descended like the finest of pollen over the elemental creature, slithering their way quietly closer to Nissa's clothes and sticking to them without doing her harm. She was patrolling for something, but whatever big threat they were facing now, it wasn't one I had engineered, and thus it wasn't one I cared about.
To think that in the original timeline everything had been her fault...
Well, no more. I had other concerns.
Anthrax's whispers soon reached my mind, delivering upon me the thoughts random and stray of the elf who seemed to have fallen victim to Rito's Harem-Protagonist Powers. I shuddered at the thought of those powers. Was there any depravity that Rito would not commit while slipping? If he dared harm my squishy-cheeked beautiful baby boy with his perversion, then I would crucify him on a pyre lit and surrounded by undead piranhas!
I was surprised when I found out whom he had gone with. Well, this was a pleasant change of pace. It had been a long, long while since I had last set foot in a realm like that one, but if I wanted to traverse the dimensional wall, then I needed both time and space.
It had once been as easy as breathing, and now here I was, feigning being a bird while gathering the Mana from this world's leylines, doing my best to keep a low profile.
Such a glorified end for the ruler of all Planeswalkers.
On the plus side, the rest of the Planeswalkers weren't having a happy time either judging by how much Nissa was grumbling about the difficulty of maneuvering her summoned creature.
I had expected resistance of sort, or a stroke of bad luck to stop me from achieving my intentions. Instead nothing happened.
I should have known.
It should have tipped me off.
The moment I appeared inside the house of Doctor Agasa, I knew things would take a turn for the worse.
"Bolas," I growled, my eyes narrow and my fingers clenched tightly.
"Student," Nicol Bolas replied, in a humanoid form that reeked of Lucifer in the form of a human, only the devil actually could pass off as a kind old lady more often than not, Bolas was terrifying even when human. He sat on a comfy-looking sofa with a small wooden table by his side. The television was on, ranting about a sudden fiery explosion that had brought misery to many a family due to the countless innocent deaths within an elementary school. The window's blinds were halfway down, casting shadows that made Nicol's eyes glow in the dark of an eerie golden light.
"Where. Is. He." I hissed out, sharp talons and armor-plates already bursting through the pores of my skin.
"None of that, if you'd please," Bolas spoke calmly, raising a teacup to his lips. "Neither of us is in any condition to do much, if not hasten our inevitable death. The difference being that you still possess, hidden somewhere, the Sparks of countless Planeswalkers. Yet you reek of weakness. Where is the power?"
"I saw a Doctor, and he decided he could use a hand in closing the Rifts," I replied, my nostrils flaring as I felt a smell that was both eagerly familiar and yet also hauntingly bittersweet. "He was here. He was here just a few seconds ago."
"He still is," Bolas answered easily enough. "Whether he keeps being that way or not, though, depends on a simple answer on your part." His eyes narrowed. "Do you know where the Doctor is, Student?"
"No," I whispered. "If you as much as hurt him—"
"He is unscathed," Bolas acquiesced. "His guardians, on the other hand, have escaped like the cravens they are. I find myself wondering about the truthfulness of your answer," he finished his tea and stood up. "I suppose...I will have my answer soon enough." He smiled, and then extended his fingers to his side, opening a portal of swirling energies. "Let me ask you this, oh wise Student of mine. If you fall in love with an illusion, and have a child, what happens when the illusion is cancelled? I see no reason to bother further with a creature of smoke that will soon no longer be able to as much as touch me. You have crafted your own misery, thus...bask in it."
"Where is my son!?" I roared as I launched myself forward, only for a massive claw to slam me back, push me through the wall of the house and straight into the street, dragging me down with a weight that I couldn't even lift.
Bolas didn't answer me. "You really are my greatest disappointment," he said without inflection, before disappearing through the portal without another word.
A door opened up quickly as a kid with white hair and crimson eyes stared straight at me, a glint of honest surprise on his face.
My arms didn't stop shaking, even as I knew, deep down, what had to be done.
There comes a time when all dreamers must wake...
...but I refuse to become the Tyrant once more!