Kite-Man Soaring into Cruel Network? Hell Yeah! (Kite-Man Hell Yeah/CN Villains Victorious Quest!)

Nothing bad just happened, source trust me bro i am a QM

Ok in all seriousness, the chance of that happening was very low...
Best to batter down the hatches, There is a storm coming.
 
TURN 1 RIVALS REPORTS!
TURN 1 RIVALS REPORT

The USA!
Stabilise the USA!: ??? + ??? (I.M Weasel Diplomacy) + ??? (???) + ??? (Specific Diplomacy) = ??? = Critical Success
Despite some issues, President Weasel has managed to unite the country for his first term, after his incredibly efficient first term he has successfully defeated his opposition from both the republican and democrat parties, with his independent Starburst Party sweeping the election for a second time, his opening speech was designed to cater to as many groups as possible, and of course succeeded, he has promised a variety of changes, including equal rights to demons, an investigation into Endsvilles monopolising of the energy sector, and to reclaim Ottawa from the alien invaders!

Expand the military: Monkey Paws activate!: ???, ???, ???, ???, ??? + ??? (I.M Weasel Martial) + ??? (???) + ??? (I.R Baboon Martial) - ??? (???) = ??? = Massive Success
If the U.S government being led by a third party candidate for the second time was a shock, then the fact his running mate managed to increase the U.S military budget by 4% without anyone noticing was a miracle, especially since I.R Baboon does not seem to be the most… competent… of individuals

Stabilise the economy: ??? + ???(I.M Weasel Stewardship) + ??? (???) + ??? (??? Stewardship) = ??? = Critical Success
I.M Weasel has finished his work on the economy, through a series of careful investments, creating the "Candy Stock Market" and putting all of the money gained through corruption in Washington back into the economy… somehow, Weasel has prevented the next recession by an estimated 12 years!, suicide rates of U.S economists have never been lower!

Crush the invaders!: ??? + ??? (I.M Weasel Martial) + 37 (Johnny bravo martial) -30 (She Digs M-) = ???
Reports are inconsistent at best, but rumour has it that Johnny Bravo was sent into Canada with two divisions of S.H.E.E.P tanks and at least twelve-thousand soldiers to reclaim parts of Canada, given all the reports about the "Reclamation of Washington state!" you have a feeling he managed it.

The Swim
Advocate for more homework: 100! + ??? + 11 (Father Diplomacy) + ??? (Stuffum Diplomacy) + ??? (Specific Collaboration!) = ??? = QUADRUPLE CRITICAL SUCCESS!

The "Shadow Man" you met turns out to be some guy called "Father", he alongside fellow soopervillain Granma Stuffum, and the head of the U.S military, General Specific recently began a push to put into law the "Military Homework Initiative" which had… extreme… results.

According to specific, the initiative is designed to teach children the basics of military theory, to allow them to join the U.S military with a basic understanding of warfare once they age up, Father on the other hand stood there menacingly and frowned at people who stood to speak against specific, and Stuffum provided snacks.

This trio, combined with some support from various senators led to the "Military Homework Initiative" being signed into law with comical speed, already the effects can be seen as children are buried under 300% more homework than before, and being disallowed from playing until it is all completed, this has lead to a massive increase in homework completed… and child dissatisfaction

Supposedly, a group of children attempted to attack Specific in his home for creating such a bill, but given how inconsistent the tellings are, you doubt it occurred, and if it did he certainly did not fight them off by using a literal sheep as a sword.

Attack KND Strongholds: 2+??? (Father Martial)+??? (??? Martial) -5 (Destroy the KND)=64

Father has launched a variety of attacks upon the KND as a whole, and several small towns are now finally, completely clear of rebellious children, in the kid's words "Adult Tyranny" has been enforced upon them.

Despite this, a majority of the KNDs main fortresses and territories remain under their control, with the only major location to fall being the Seriously Cool Museum of Artifacts and Stuff, after a several month long siege.

Involved in the battle was an utterly absurd amount of soopervillians, who appeared on screen, you spat your drink out upon seeing so many villains at once, Cuppa Joe, Count Spankulot, Knightbrace, Mega Mom, Destructo Dad, Mr Fizz, Mr.Wink, Mr Fibb, Professor XXXL, Crazy Cat Lady and many many others who were led by Mr.Boss, who was himself was led by Father into the museum…

And after a two day long battle, The adults came out victorious, with control over the ruins of the burning, frozen, hole ridden, flooded, cat infested, building… the ruins were salvaged of what they had and the rest (such as models of the previous KND teams) were burned, the tree itself was turned into paper and said paper used for homework under the "Military Homework Initiative" which under chapter 11 paragraph 13-c subsection 2-a, dictates that "all child led military bases are to be salvaged for the creation of more homework"

Hold a Funeral: ???
Father mysteriously disappeared from the public spotlight for the next few days after that?

Dethgov
Make New Music: 19 +??? (Nathan Diplomacy) + ??? (???) + ???(???) + ??? (???) + ??? (Dethklok Band Diplomacy) = ??? = Critical Success

You aren't super familiar with them (which makes sense considering you have been in this new world for less than a year) but apparently, there's a really popular band called Dethklok. They have been determined to make great death metal music and their latest album (you don't know the name, you got distracted) is no exception, at least to people who like that sort of thing.

(You wonder if Glider would like it, she seems angry a lot! …was that rude?)

It seems they and their fans are both happy.

Target a demonic audience: 57 + ??? (Nathan Diplomacy) + ??? (???) = ??? = Success

They are doing similarly well with getting a new audience. With demons being treated with more rights, that also means they can spend their money on new things, completely legally! Thus Deathgov sent out attempts to advertise to this specific group, which seemed fairly successful! You suppose it makes sense demons would like death metal!

…is that stereotyping?

Boxmore
Advertise Robots: 1! + ??? (Boxman Diplomacy) +??? (Board Of Investors) = ??? = Nat 1 Critical Failure!
Boxmore began to advertise their robots to the public, trying to highlight how useful each model could be. However, calling them ads was an understatement. It looked more like a vlog session featuring three robots, presenting each one, doing random activities and competing to hog the camera.

It was chaotic until a round man (who you later learned was the CEO, called Boxman) appeared on screen and discovered what they were doing. You felt bad for them as the man opened his mouth, and insults and threats began to rain down on the robots. They started to cry and beg as he threatened to burn them alive. Apparently, your feelings echoed those of some of your patrons who commented on the ad.

His Board of Investors was not pleased with this turn of events…

Sell Robots: 1! + ??? (Boxman Robots…oh dear) + ??? (??? UNITED!) + ??? (???) - ??? (???) =??? = Nat 1 Critical Failure!
In the subsequent days, more of these ads resurfaced, highlighting how abusive Boxmore was and claiming that buying his robots was actually a way to save them from their abusive father. All these ads came from Boxmore, and you and everyone you spoke to about it agreed it felt like a scam.

You didn't understand how selling a bad image of their CEO could boost sales, but it seemed to work, especially after the first one tanked their sales and image.

Although the "ads" were poor, some people were buying the robots for random tasks. In the following days, you heard that nursing homes were receiving assistant robots in the form of the Jethro model. Then, you saw how the New Orleans government decided to replace part of their Street Sweeping crew with the Darrel models.

You looked at one of them as they were cleaning near Noonans, and it seemed depressed. Maybe later you could talk to him or invite him for a beer? Lisa said it was a bad idea and that it was part of the scam. You knew she was right, but as you stared at the robot, you felt bad for it.

Homeworld Colony #342623643.2
Gems: attack neighbours: 40 + ??? (Jasper Martial) + ??? (???) = ??? = Success

Apparently, a huge piece of Canada had been conquered by some sort of weird alien rock people? Uh, that's REALLY worrying. From what the news was able to tell, these "Gems", had spent the last few months attacking nearby territories, trying to either push further, or repel their forces, with varying degrees of success…

Chris McLean
56+???+???+???=???
79+???+???+???=??? (Taken) = Critical Success!
You aren't sure of the reason, but one of the most popular channels on TV right now, something called Total Drama, had their transmissions interrupted suddenly one day. It. It took a few days for them to start broadcasting again…

Eh, it's probably nothing too serious.


Katz
???-??? (they're going Nowhere) =??? = Failure
The gem advance into Nowhere went exactly as well as one would expect it to, with the gem armies imploding due to trying to fight through the utter mess of conflicting foes, while the initial advance against the weremole went surprisingly well, as they advanced further south they suffered from being unable to counter ALL of the…

You don't want to call other villains ridiculous but what kind of names are "Black Puddle Queen" and "Big Toe"

Either way, the contradictory battle plans meant that the gems were using plans for dealing with "Le Quack" against "Cajun Fox" whose own plans were mixed up with the… "Cruel Veterinarian" with their plans going out the window, and a species of alien chicken attacking them from behind, the Gem advance stalled and was slowly pushed back (before the villains went back into infighting)

In unrelated news, Katz has announced chicken-fried rock candy, made in limited batches for a limited time only

???
???-??? (Secondary Objective)=??? = Critical Failure

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???-???(Secondary Objective)=??? = Bare Failure

Father
???-??? (Hopelessly outgunned)= ???= Critical Failure
The Gems assault on the swim was doomed from the start, Complications with the east-north central Midwest decimating their aerial troops forced the Gems into fighting a ground war with the still assembled horde of Soopervillains, who were backed by hundreds, if not thousands of Minions in flying samurai armour.
The Gems were threshed like wheat by soopervillains who seemed wholly unphased by the invader's technological advantage.


I.M Weasel
???-???(Secondary Objective) -37 (Johnny BRAVO!) +30 (She Digs M-) -??? (???) =??? =JOHNNY BRAVO! Failure

One evening, all the news stations in the country stopped their current broadcast to announce an important message from the president.

Unsurprisingly, the Gems advance towards the U.S continued, with little showing for how much effort they put into it, but what really amazed people was the announcement that they had engaged the leader of the invading aliens and managed to beat them into retreating, all thanks to the efforts of one single individual that made this crushing victory possible.

"...And as your president, I.M. Weasel, I would like to congratulate you, Johnny Bravo, for your service to your Nation. Keeping those Gems invaders from being able to even set a toe on American soil!" The president continued his speech as he gave Johnny Bravo, who sported several bruises, and a broken arm, but was smiling proudly, a gold medal. "You set an example for the American People!" The crowd cheers loudly as Bravo waves at them.

"Yeah, Baby! That's what I'm talking about!" He shouts, smiling broadly, showing a few missing teeth. "Next time that Jasper Gal comes around I will be ready for round 2! She owes me another date!" He pumps his fist, as the crowd goes wild!

Study Unique Crystalline Emanaons: ???+ ??? (Peridot Learning) + ??? (???) = ??? = Success
While the gems were attacking American cities, many news outlets noticed contingents with..weirder priorities. Many museums, mines, and crystal healing shops were left ransacked as the invading gems fled with arms full of "loot". The most baffling was when they crashed a Monsters and Mazes livestream hosted by some dweeb named LeonardtheLegendary. The last known footage of Leonard showed him mildly inconveniencing a red gem, attributing his success to a robe studded with crystals imported from a place called Atmos.

Leonard's channel was removed the next day

Speak With Knuckles: ??? +??? (Peridot Diplomacy) - ??? (???) = ??? = Critical Failure

When you got your newest surplus of alcohol from that pirate guy, you took the opportunity to make small chatter with him, curious to see what was the newest gossip coursing in the seas. What the man told you was interesting.

The boss of the place had prohibited the presence of those weird alien people inside Stormalong Harbor and made it official that anyone who had dealt with the Gems would have to pay 0.42% more on their deals.

When questioned what was the reason for this, apparently those Gems sent a few small red people to make a few deals with Knuckles, but not only did they arrive late to the meeting, but they also burned one of the pirate's favourite taverns!

Man, if someone were to burn down your bar even by accident you would be pretty nettled too.
Unless they apologised of course.

Endsville
Expand Underworld energy (???) + ??? (Mandy Stewardship) + ??? (??? Stewardship) = ??? = Success
Mandy has been expanding her monopoly on the energy coming from the underworld, as pretty much everyone saw coming, despite her overwhelming influence over the industry already she has launched a variety of expansion efforts in the area, purchasing oil coal and electrical companies, most of said smaller companies

Lobby for further Demonic Rights (???) + ??? (Mandy Diplomacy) + ??? (Jeff Diplomacy) =118 = Massive Success
Mandy being a champion for demonic rights was not something you saw coming… She and Jeff the Spider would campaign for and succeed at getting the Demonic Rights bill into law, rendering all demons who enter into Endsville as citizens of the United States… given the giant portal to hell located RIGHT there that may as well be all of them…

…there is a portal to hell… in the U.S.A… what the f-

Katz
Make a New Company (Muriel Pies) ??? + ??? (Katz Stewardship) + ??? (Eustace Stewardship) -??? (???) = ??? = Critical Success
Katz has launched his latest Company and product, Eustace's Pies, and its flagship product Muriel Pies is a surprise hit, mostly due to the advertising campaigns head, Eustace, head of the new pie company, who named it after his recently deceased wife, despite the pies mediocre taste his sob story has lead to them flying off the shelves, Katz has announced a series of new pies, notable ones including, Vindaloo pies, Charlie pies and Hunchback pies.


Attack ???
D6: 1
??? + ??? (Katz Martial) =???
???

Lord K'nuckles:
Expand good sales: ??? + ??? (Knuckles Stewardship) + ??? (???) + ??? (??? Stewardship) + ??? (New Buyers) = ??? = Critical Success
Turns out his name is pronounced "K'nuckles" instead of knuckles… huh, either way the pirate you dealt with through intermediaries has been selling his products far and wide, across world oceans and directly into your (and many others) hands, he has supposedly been making utterly absurd amounts of income, as he sells goods that he "obtains" from India to the British, from the British to the Mexicans, from the Mexicans to his fellow candy pirates, and from them to you!

Committee piracy!: ??? + ??? (K'nuckles Martial) + ??? (Flapjack Martial) + ??? (???) + ??? (???) + ??? (???) = ??? = Critical Success
K'nuckles and his fleet have recently gone out to sea to claim treasure, plunder and booty on the high seas, they didn't manage to steal much candy, but they "obtained" a large amount of Indian spices, which they then sold on and on ending up gaining a large amount of candy from "some bar guy in Louisiana"

After which things get… confused, but the main thing that was stated is that K'nuckles found a clue to… something, he has refused to let anyone but Flapjack himself see this item.

Search for the Candied Isle: ??? + ??? (Knuckles Intrigue) + ??? (???) + ??? (Clues So Far) = ??? = Entirely Expected Failure
K'nuckles has been rather upset about his latest attempt to find the "candied isle" has failed, but he appears to be mostly content with this, his recent increases in wealth have allowed his fleet to rapidly expand… and it appears only a matter of time before he finds the isle…

Tez
Due to catastrophic failure, your non-existent information network managed to discover the following!

Influence Your Neighbors
D2: 2: Country Con Carne
D100 (4) + ??? (Tez Diplomacy) ??? = ??? Failure
Events in Mexico have rapidly heated up, as the Mexican government, in a recent broadcast, declared their southern neighbour, Country Con Carne, as being led by an "Illegitimate and tyrannical dictator" This was combined with the rumours of… something? Moving towards the border, it's not exactly consistent, some say a "star-beast", and others say the Mexican army was on the march, either way, it led to!

Defend against Country Con Carne's surprise attack!
Contested Roll Tez D100 (1!) + ??? (Tez Martial) = ??? = CRITICAL FAILURE!
Does ??? Activate D8, 3, it does not.
Hector D100 (100!+???) + ??? (Hector Martial) + 20 (Critical Failure) + ??? (???) = ??? = HECTORIAL SUCCESS!

After hearing the broadcast and being humiliated. "Substandard Mind?, Illegitimate leader?, Disgusting, Exposed Stomach!" Hector Con Carne, leader of Country Con Carne, personally led his clone army into Mexico. It's highly debated what happened next, some say Hector fought a massive "starry panther-beast", others say Hector personally defeated two thousand Mexican soldiers, Some claim both! Either way, the Mexican army was decimated, and Hector marched all the way to Mexico City!, with claims of "More to Come MWAHAHAHA!!!"

Tez and his government have relocated to Monte Macabre, in Baja California Sur.​

???s
Sean: ???: Bare Failure

Malice (and Chessire): ???: Failure

Bane (and Goldilocks): ???: Critical Failure!

As seen in: El ascenso y caída del Emisario del Dolor
El Malefico: Recruit Hero Unit: Bane

DC 60
32 + 24 + 10 (???) - 50 (Kite-Man Recruiting) = 16: Critical Failure!

Queen of Fables ???: Critical Success!
"A Friend is Gone, Never to Return"
Queen of Fables is no longer available for the "Find your friends personal"

Gus: ???: Critical Failure!
You have a feeling someone will be easier to find, for a short while.

Moe: ???: Failure
 
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Hold a Funeral: ???
Father mysteriously disappeared from the public spotlight for the next few days after that?
...Is Grand Father dead? if so, then I suppose that's a net positive for everyone everywhere (Except maybe Mandy and the gems. Mandy because she would find a way to avoid and profit off of the wave of Pure Rot that would suffuse the continent, and the Gems because I doubt they would be effected by the wave of Old Energy infecting everyone.)
 
Turn 2 New
You know, life was good for you.

You had some friends old and new (...You like to think your new employees were friends, or at least friendly), the bar was doing great with a ton of new customers from your efforts, and everyone was getting along about as well as they could with such big personalities (Ester had beaten up Six-Pack when he got a bit too weird about her stretching powers, but you dunno if he even disliked that ... You had weird friends).

"All right crew, today's a new day. Really feeling good about it, hell yeah! Ok... Bane, Ester, Scotsman, is security up to snuff?" You ask.

"You can count on the Banetastic Three, my friend!" Bane said excitedly.

"Bloody 'ell, we're NOT calling erselves dat!" The Scotsman protested.

"But I already got the T-shirts..." Bane sulked.

" Pops, Le Mime, Glider the drinks doing well?" You decide to usher things along before Bane tried to blow something up.

"You got it, youngster!" Pops nodded. Le Mime gave a thumbs up and Glider blew you a kiss, which you appreciated.

"I'm 32 but ok, thanks dude! Six-Pack, the drinks good?"

Six-Pack belched and gave a thumbs up before falling over, snoring.

"...One of these days alcoholism is going to kill him. Anyways! Everyone else, uh, doing tasks, I guess?"

"You *hic* got it, Mr, uh, boss- boss man!" That shadowy man who bought a ton of your alcohol chuckled, suddenly waking up.

Kuki screamed, Duncan instinctively held Goldilocks and some armored kid in a tutu (which Made Bane and the latter kid's equally armored siblings seem annoyed), and a few other Patrons had other varying reactions (the pink haired girl with a lizard themed outfit grinned in interest, the average looking guy in yellow ninja garb blinked and the bespectacled lass with a pink hat and shirt plus blue pants slapped down her owed money to a man in a black outfit with weary resignation).

After the shadowy guy didn't kill you all, you blinked. He smiled at you.

Oh boy...

Current Income: 0 + 2 (Turn 1: "Shadow Man" drinking) + 1 (Noonan's Income) = 3!
Bar Status: Now known!: Balanced
PATRON roll!: 100! + 2 (Accumulated Bonuses)

Current PATRON Unit: Benedict Uno AKA Father (...yes really)
Benedict Uno, AKA,FATHER
Martial: 57: Father is closer to a natural disaster than an opponent, he has an utterly absurd number of combative abilities, if motivated he can quite literally burn the world down.
Diplomacy : 11: Father can be quite manipulative at times, managing to convince the KND he wanted to help on one occasion… but 90% of the time he acts like a Saturday morning cartoon villain at best, and a spoiled child at worst.
Stewardship: 22: Father owns his own company (Evil Adult Inc) and given its seemingly inexhaustible resources is evidently quite good at it.
Intrigue: 27: Father is surprisingly cunning, manipulative and adept at trickery for someone whose main opponents are literal children
Learning: 19: Father is capable of building massive murderous robots… and is also an excellent cook… he is unable to do much else though.
Occult: ?: Father is aware of more… mystical forces at work in the swim, but is unable to use them?

Traits:
KING: ???
Now you have made me angry…: Whenever father enters combat in person, his martial increases by 20, and his Diplomacy, Stewardship, Intrigue and Learning are reduced by 10 as he becomes blinded with rage, and his firepower increases to match.
Destroy the Kids Next Door... or ELSE!: Father receives a +40 bonus against children, but an -5 if they are either a member of the kids next door, or competent enough to fight back.
???: You have a feeling you don't know everything about father



Restructure your staff (Free Action!)
DC: ???
You have delayed this long enough, if you are to make noonans actually safe from outside groups, you will need to restructure your systems, from the old security camera you left up after replacing most of the previous security, to who and where you staff are located
Costs 1 Income
Reward: Unlock Second Martial Action slot!

Commit Some Robberies:
While running the bar is fun at all, you are In need of some more moolah soon. Maybe it couldn't hurt to rob a bank or a similar place? There doesn't seem to be many heroes around, this should be easy right?
DC: 40/70/100
Reward: for each tier passed, gain income and chances of other loot (either items, tech or things like that)

Commit Some Crimes:
As is, you are not well known in the villain community, mostly since… Nobody really knows you're a criminal?, perhaps it's time to fix that, get your suit on and commit some flashy, and noticeable, crimes.
DC: Variable
Reward: Become a more known super-criminal, increase income long term, gain income, and commit a variety of flashy crimes, may obtain some paintings.

Learn about Signatures moves
While Bane was "King" he learned from some of his minions, about a thing about a special move that some luchadores can do, called ¨Signature moves¨, He says that is a pretty silly but effective way to end a fight. He also says that in theory he got the gist of it and could in theory teach someone about it?
Dc: 60
Reward: Increase the martial of a hero unit, ??? may occur

Hire Security
You may have put a large amount of security in the bar, but you have put little in the form of actual guards, find some guys, give them a flashlight and some hats, and gain a security team!
DC: Variable
Reward: Gain a security force, may cause shenanigans in future, increased DC to infiltrate or damage Noonans unlocks further security actions.

Find More Help:
Glider, Le Mime and such are doing great, but not like a little extra help hurt anyone... DC: Variable
Reward: Gain more Hero Units, quality dependent on roll, allows you to recruit the starting hero you missed

Make Friends with other Businesses:
Your newfound eternal rivalry with Louise Burgers (Formerly Bob's Burgers) aside, the people here don't seem too bad. Maybe it's time to make some connections.
DC: 50
Reward: Gain Connections with other restaurant owners that can be called in if you get into a jam.

Reach out to Supervillains Groups.
You have heard that some of your customers work with certain groups and organizations, it would be a good idea to reach out to them, so as to get potential clients for the future.
DC: Variable
Reward: Learn about major supervillain groups, specifically ones linked to the bars customers, this action is more effective the more bonuses Noonans has

Make a Commercial
You have limited supplies to do so, but dang it, if Louise can make one, so can you!
DC: 75
Reward: The bar becomes slightly more popular, potential slight increase to Patron rolls

Reach out to local factions There are a variety of factions in New Orleans, many of which you could... "work" with, put out some feelers and try to get them on the table
-Argit and Associates (Argit): DC 5?
-Candy Pirates (Stickybeard): DC 30
-Vampires (Lord Valdronya): DC 50
-The Police (Joe Swanson) DC ???
-KND? (Ananis?) DC ???
Reward: Contact made with said faction, Varies based on chosen faction

We serve food here, sir
What kind of bar doesn't have appetizers? Not Noonan's, that's for sure!
DC 30
Reward: Slight income increase, slight bonus to PATRON rolls.

Learn who you have to pay your taxes to
Honestly speaking with so many new countries, and with the US government still being a thing, you need to learn this just in case. In your last world the IRS was to be feared, You don't know if in this one there is a nightmarish version of it.
DC: 30
Reward: Potential to gain income from tax returns, avoid pissing off the IRS.

Sell the time-travel toilet
You really don't need this thing, it's kinda pointless to have and it looks ugly, someone would be willing to buy it... right?
DC: Autopass?
Reward: ???

Expand Beverage choices
So as is Noonans (as a bar) only really sells alcohol's as one would expect, but it's come to your attention (Pops brought it up for the twenty-third time) that it might be a good idea to expand your meaning of bar into restaurant, at least in future, step one, non alcoholic drinks (however much that stings to say)
DC: 50
Reward: Make more drink options, unlock non alcoholic beverages, begin turning Noonans into a diner, and from there a restaurant!

Super-Villain Team Up
Heroes aren't the only ones who can work together! Take a look around, put a few feelers out, and see if you can't find any fellow criminals to work with on a job
DC: Variable (Roll determines how good of a criminal you end up working with)
Reward: Chance to collaborate with another villain in a crime spree, Hell Yeah!

Scope out targets:
Currently you are aware of a bank... and a few shops... you might need to scope out some more options for theft.
DC: Variable, Higher the better
Reward: lowered DC for criminal actions, applies twice fold to actions on the same turn

Set up a Spy Network:
Costs 1 Income (from paying people off) You have to admit, you have little information on the city due to staying relatively in your lane. You suppose you should fix that...
DC: 80
Reward: Gain more information on the city via a newly established spy network

Intrigue: Infiltrate a local faction
It would probably be better to talk to them directly, but a little sneaking sounds fun!
-Argit and Associates (Argit): DC 75
-Candy Pirates (Stickybeard): DC 30
-Vampires (Lord Valdronyna): DC 60
-The Police (Joe Swanson): DC ???
-KND (Anais): DC ???
Reward: Varies on the chosen faction

Learn American borders
Given how different the U.S is here, there is a... concerning high chance of accidentally walking into another country, the paperwork would be horrible... it might be a good idea to have a look at the broader situation.

Especially after you accidentally crossed the Mexican border to find Bane…

DC: Variable
Reward: Gain a general idea on America's borders, no longer risk accidentally walking into Mexico (again) while looking for future bar expansion spots, possible DC reductions.

Mighty Wings
The kitesuit is pretty nice(if you say so yourself)but with enough elbow grease it could become even cooler!
DC 75
Reward: Upgrades the kitesuit to be better. Partially unlocks another suit upgrade action

Research brewing
The idea came after hearing your patrons about how ¨easy¨ is to make beer, and although you had your own supply of alcohol secured, it is not a bad idea for the future if the bar could make their own beer.
DC:80
Reward: Noonan's unlock further action to make its own beer brand, secure? beer supply if something happens to stormalong.

Create a Coven (Free action!)
Soo... there is a rumour that Le Mime is actually running a coven (Which you might have accidentally started), with Noonans as an front, you have a perfect solution!, have Le Mime actually form a coven so as to confirm to people it's not a front, genius if you do say so yourself... Why is he looking at you like that?…

It's a perfect plan!

Costs 1 Income
DC: ???
Result: Unlocks a second occult action slot!

Occult: Look into Alchemy
You know, you mix drinks. Alchemy is magic using liquids, basically. Can't be that hard!
DC: 65
Reward: Learn how to make magic potions of varying effects.

Make Magic Drinks
Thanks to Le Mime and Goat's antics you know you can use magic to make drinks. As long as health inspectors don't look too deeply into it, it should be useful!
DC: 70
Reward: You learn how to make faster and better drinks via magic!

Magically Ward Noonan's
You know, so many magic users makes you nervous. You should probably look into protection from them...
DC: 80
Reward: Noonan's is protected from malicious mages, increasing the infiltration DC for magic users specifically.

Look into magic
So, what with Mime Magic, and Celtic Magic, you have realized that magic is just a... little bit different from what you knew, it would probably be a good idea to actually look into it
DC: 90
Reward: Learn about magic in general, gain information about Mime and Celtic magic in particular, Unlock further magical actions

Investigate Your Time Travel Toilet
For some inexplicable reason, Noonan's has a time travel toilet. Yes, really.
DC: 100
Reward: Discover some potential use for your Time travel toilet.

Kite-Man can take 3 personals, everyone else can take 1


Kite-Man Personals
Find Your Friends:
Your friends from your old world can't be dead... They just can't be. So you're going to find them! Hell Yeah!
Find Who?
-Sean
-Malice (and Chessire)
-Gus
-Moe
Reward: Get reunited with one of your friends, Give Kite-Man peace of mind, opportunity to recruit said friend or at least make them a Trait.

Put your full focus on something, HELL YEAH!
Automatically Succeeds.
Reward: Reroll an action of your choice if it fails (Write which action to be rerolled in your plan), without Kite-Mans stats or bonuses applied to the new roll.

Take a flight:
You haven't flown in a while and with this being a different universe… it will be nice if you can get some normalcy back.
Reward: Kiteman encounters new patrons or hero units while using his suit. Might learn new things popping in the territory

Buy a Gift for Glider:
Your girlfriend is just happy to be with you, but you can't help but feel she deserves something nice for sticking by. Time to do something about that!
Reward: Small Glider loyalty increase, Kite-Man feels good and gets a potential bonus to his next action.

Buy a Gift for the rest of the Staff:
You do have other employees. Don't want them feeling left out!
Reward: Small loyalty increase from your other Hero Units.

Get In Shape:
In this new world, you will need every advantage you can get...
Reward: D3+1 Martial stat increase, unlocks further stat improving personals.

Prank Louise Back!
If that burger slinger wants to battle with a Gotham boy, you're not afraid to throw down! You might not be the biggest brain around, but you're not lacking in knowledge of petty acts of one-upmanship!

Reward: One up Louise, ???

Learn how to prank from Le Mime:
After your declaration of WAR on Louise's burgers, you realized you uh, don't really know how to prank someone, maybe it would be a good idea to ask an expert for advice...

"Le Mime you have a moment?"

Reward: Bonus granted to Prank Louise Back!, if taken in the same turn bonus is DOUBLED as Le Mime assists!, ???

Golden Glider Personals
Find Some Gal Pals:
With Malice and Fables both still missing and Kuki being... Kuki, you could use more female friendship in your life! Time to get a-searching!
Reward: Glider makes some female friends, potential stat increase depending on who exactly she finds and if they're willing to help.

Go Skating:
Well, it was her passion before Supervillainy, and still is to an extent. This oughta be fun!
Reward: Glider feels relaxed, potential for bonus on her next Action she is assigned.

Watch Keep Beach City Weird:
The Specific Vs Fryman debate was some of the best TV you have watched in literal years!, turns out Fryman has his own podcast, why not take a look?
Reward: Glider gains D6+1 Occult, if she can confirm any of it is real, this action gains a +5 bonus if taken alongside Watch The S.H.E.E.P Program
NOTE: Both this and Watch The S.H.E.E.P Program can be picked in the same turn, but only if the other is also chosen

Watch The S.H.E.E.P Program:
The Fryman Vs Specific debate was some of the best TV you have watched in literal years!, Specific has his own channel where he posts updates on the S.H.E.E.P program, excluding the classified stuff, why not take a look?
Reward: Glider gains D6+1 Martial, this action gains a +5 bonus if taken alongside Watch Keep Beach City Weird
NOTE: Both this and Watch Keep Beach City Weird can be picked in the same turn, but only if the other is also chosen

Le Mime Personals
Study Mime Magic
Magic is complicated, and it's been a while since he practiced, perhaps it's time to recommend he catches up on it...
Reward: Le Mime gains 2D3+1 Occult

Drink to ease the pain
...
Reward: Mime gets wasted at the bar, may gain a bonus towards the next action, may learn fragmented information about mime?... ???

Annoy your allies
After all the fun pranking goat, it would be a good idea to... scope out... future targets, see who reacts well and who reacts... less well. That... And the local market is getting a stock of Muriel pies next week...

Reward: Le Mime learns who is best to prank, and who to avoid, ???! (Le Mime becomes aware of what the pies are made from)

Imitate someone!
Who?
-Golden Glider
-Pops
-Goat
-Ester
-Scotsman

Result: Le Mime will imitate a hero unit, granting them advantage on their own personal roll!, and a bonus for whatever national action they are assigned to, this may not be chosen on the same hero twice in a row.

Pops Personal Actions
Work the bar:
Most of your experience has been at the diner, it would be a good idea to see what skills cross into barkeeping
Reward: Slight stat increases, loyalty increase, ???

Talk to Carl:
You aren't as close to him as Johnny, but Carl is still your friend. Might as well see what the nerd is up to.
Reward: Contact made with Carl Chryniszzswics, Potential slight Learning increase from the interaction

Meet the new food, same as the old food:
So it's been a while since you served some real food, like filet mignon, and this bar is not exactly friendly for such recipes, perhaps you could convince the boss to work on it with some Shish kabob (Flaming style!)

Result: Pops serves kite man some of the old diners food… reduce the DC on we serve food here, sir, may turn we serve food here into a free action!, may grant a trait.

Goat Personal Actions
Hit on women!:
So alright, you may not have succeeded as of late, but surely THIS is the time? right?
Reward: Loyalty increase, possible slight diplomacy increase, ???, ???!

Build Darlene:
Darlene, your dream robot, unfortunately it only exists in your dreams... and in that trash planet that exploded. Maybe you could find some spare robot parts here and there…
Reward: D3+1 Learning increase, D2+1 Martial increase, May unlock a trait.

Pay your Respects
Jamie and Coop, They were your oldest friends. With them gone... They deserve something nice, a final send off…

Reward: Goat pays his respects to his friends, may gain a bonus to his next action, ???

Ester Personal Actions
Show People Aliens That Aren't Bad:
Mostly thanks to the Gems, a good 1/3rd of people hate Aliens (and another 1/4th thinks you don't exist and are just weird mutants, partly thanks to Gem propaganda, but mostly thanks to conspiracy theorists). Time for a little PR help!
Reward: People, at least around the general area, gain a less sour opinion on Aliens, potential to help any other Aliens who might secretly be hiding out.

Help Local Communities
You are, technically speaking, a princess. You oughta help here and there where you can, especially with people like Argit around...
Reward: Ester is liked more by the locals, potential Diplomacy increase, bonus towards Show People Aliens That Aren't Bad.

Find Ben Tennyson:
You ended on about as good terms as you could with the circumstances. And you haven't seen Ben in ages. Surely he's ok... Right?
Reward: Loyalty increase, chances to learn the whereabouts of Ben Tennyson

The Scotsman
Search for Jack's gear
So as the mime pointed out, it would probably be a good idea to actually have Jack's equipment before meeting him, so as to hand it back, since it's unlikely he willingly gave up that sword. you still have your lead on it, and the mime has offered to help...

Result: ???, unlocks more personals

Work up the courage to tell your wife your dead:
You knew you forgot something… you thought your daughters would of taken the bullet for you on this one but your wrong...time you tell your darling you've passed...here's hoping she can't kill you now you're a ghosty

Result: Scotsman prepares himself for the inevitable disaster as best he can, slight loyalty boost, Unlocks two follow up personals.

Vist you wee girls:
It's been a while since you visited your wee lasses, what kind of father would you be if you couldn't make time for them.
Reward: Scotsman visits his kids, Bonus to next action, may ??? …(But not his wife)

12 hour moratorium to discuss plans, and then you can vote!
 
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Hmm.

I do not know KND overly much, so I must ask. Do any of you know if Father would be so sad over Grandfathers death, to the very point that he may, I dunno, try to drown his sorrow?

Or.

Is it a higher chance that he would try to drown his sorrow if his own brother had died?
 
Eh it is kinda complicated.

Father fell off in the relationship with his brother since it is obvious he hasn't Made an attempt to contact him on god knows how long and actively attacked his nephew, without counting that petty grudge of his brother being the favorite, much to both chargrim, Father hated that Monty was always the favorite and it is no doubt Monty hated being the favorite.

As for Grandfather, he always sought out his approval in any way possible, despite well Grandfather being up there on nominations for father of the year alongside the likes of Gendo Ikari and never really grew the spine to stand up to unlike Monty until the last minute.

Add that Father obviously has loose screws in his head.

Then again the guy is still human, once he starts realizing really what he did, well things Will not be the same, especially with how many regrets are Hidden for a person like Benedict Uno.

After all if both Grandfather and Monty are dead it means he no longer can prove to them that he was always superior.

A regret that Will always follow him to his grave.
 
Hmm.

I do not know KND overly much, so I must ask. Do any of you know if Father would be so sad over Grandfathers death, to the very point that he may, I dunno, try to drown his sorrow?

Or.

Is it a higher chance that he would try to drown his sorrow if his own brother had died?
I think likely its the latter, mostly as when the mive shown with grandfather, he has no love for him, his brother on the other hand he still sees him as family than the ass that is grandfather
 
I do not know KND overly much, so I must ask. Do any of you know if Father would be so sad over Grandfathers death, to the very point that he may, I dunno, try to drown his sorrow?
After Operation 0? There is a fat chance of that happening. it'll feel more like celebratory drinking.

Is it a higher chance that he would try to drown his sorrow if his own brother had died?
This one is a little more likely. relatively speaking.
 
[X]Plan Buisness Buddies!
[X]National Action
-[X]Hire Security - Father
-[X]Martial: Restructure your staff - The Scotsman (Free Action)
-[X]Diplomacy: Make Friends with other Businesses - Ester
-[X]Stewardship: Expand Beverage choices - Goat
-[X]Intrigue: Set Up a Spy Network - Pops
-[X]Learning: Research Brewing - Golden Glider
-[X]Occult: Look Into Alchemy
-[X]Create a Coven - Le Mime (Free Action)
-[X]Personal Actions
--[X]Kite-man
---[X]Prank Louise Back!
---[X]Learn How To Prank from Le Mime
---[X]Buy a Gift for Glider
--[X] Golden Glider
---[X]Watch Keep Beach City Weird
---[X]Watch The S.H.E.E.P Program
--[X]Le Mime
---[X]Study Mime Magic
--[X]Pops
---[X]Meet the new food, same as the old food
--[X]Goat
---[X]Pay your Respects
--[X]Ester
---[X]Find Ben Tennyson
--[X]The Scotsman
---[X]Work up the courage to tell your wife your dead

My first shot at this quests plans. Voting ain't open but this is my best guess at getting stuff actually running in the bar.

Edit - I didn't know Father was willing to help us out, changed him to be in charge of Hiring Security and Glider is now brewing.
 
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[X]Plan Buisness Buddies!
I like this plan but I feel like we should try to least find Gus since it would be easier on the rival reports that we did get a feeling it would be much easier to find him now


We can also also assign father to an action as well if I'm reading the information on the patron info correctly
 
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