"Well fuck it, I've got enough experience arguing with my friends, might as well make it my official hobby."
You answer, giving a shrug and a knowing smirk to the redhead who definitely seems like the type to have squabbled with her closest friends more than once.
Both girls smile, though Kyna's is a bit more...devious. "Oh, trying to get on my good side are you?" Maria giggles into her hands a bit, trying desperately not to laugh about a joke you're not seeing.
Well, yeah. Isn't it obvious?
I'd prefer her on her back.
You are just...the most reprehensible creature ever, aren't you?
And I still got laid before you.
...
Rekt.
Play nice, you two.
Hypocrite. You can just silence us when you want, we don't have that power.
As much as I crave it.
Yeah, but Steve gets a little more butthurt every time I shut him down. But the less we think about the consequences of him getting out, the better. After all, we can always burn that bridge when we come to it.
"I think you broke him, Kiki." Maria said, still not quite able to get a handle on herself. Kyna was just grinning; you imagine you were looking like a boy caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
Well, if she ever needs someone to get into her cookie jar...
Shutting him out, you turn on James Bond mode in an attempt to deflect awkwardness, "Ladies, there's enough of me to go around, no need to fight." Maria smiled and rolled her eyes grandiosely, while Kyna was openly laughing.
"Yeh right, Don Juan! Thinkin you can bed 's both, maybe at 'de same time?" Kyna laughs. Maria, however, was quite embarrassed. Her face lit up red, and she buried her face in her hands again.
Challenge Accepted.
"Oh gawd, don' be giving 'em any ideeas nao!" Maria said into her face, a strong Jersey accent breaking though.
This, obviously, only provokes Kyna more, "Oh, wadda matta joisey gurl? Ye can'd take a bidda prahddin?"
You can only stand there in silence, as the words the two girls are saying slowly become more and more completely incomprehensible.
You realize what this means, right? We must join in, with our own hilarious accent!
You internally furrow your brow at him. You don't have a hilarious accent, except...
DO IT.
Jesus lord almighty, please no.
Sighing, you join in the fun, "Gurls, why do ya' gots'ta put some man on de spo't likes dat? I mean, look at da damn poo'r gurl. Ha' face be as red as some tomato. 'S coo', bro."
They both look at you in shock for a moment, before looking at each other. There was a humorously charged pause before inane laughter broke out again, this particular bout was also joined by the voices in your head.
Pfft... Do you realize how much of an idiot that made you sound like? Good going Jive-turkey!
Who are you, Bob Marley? Wabba-dabba wooby baby!
Oh fuck off. Like you morons can do a cool accent!
VAT ZE HEEL ARE JOU TAILKING ABOUET, SHIZA? MIEN GERMAN ACHCENT IZ ZE GREATEST IN ZE VORLD!
Non need to shout, mon amie. Ze French accent is zee szeetest in ze world.
Yeah, Vou Vould be French, Vouldn't you?
Calm waaay down idiots, we's not havin' som battle', here.
...
...
Yeah, dat be right. Man! You's betta' be quiet. Man!
VOULD JOU BE QUIET VIT ZE STEUPID JAMACIAN ACHCENT!
Oh, let's talk like you now. Hhhhhhhhh, hhhhhhh. HHHHHHH!
Oh dear, you may have let loose something you won't be able to contain. Oh well, IZ ALL GOOOOD.
As the room's occupants began to settle again, you set things back on track, "But anyway. I'm not breaking up some many year tradition, am I?" You'd hate to come between the sisters, especially since they seemed so close.
Maria shook her head, the first to be fully composed, "No, no. We're big girls, right Kiki?"
"Yeh, but it's us'ally a pretty involved project being partnered with me, yah 'no?" Kyna remarks, getting the last of the giggles out.
I'll bet.
You shrug. It's not like you're doing anything else this year...right?
"Alright. You don't have to come by after school everyday-" Maria starts, before getting interrupted by her loud sister.
"God knows I won't." She says, unpiously.
Maria rolls her eyes at her sister, "Yes, but I probably will be. Anyways, you don't have to come by every day, but make sure you get a hold of one of us once you get something good, either a good piece of information for me or an interesting argument for Kyna. Then we can spend a little time together working the speeches out."
You're not quite sure, but you think you saw her blush the smallest bit.
Boom, you're in. Unless Kyna was serious about getting both of them...
Jesus, only you would think that, Steve.
And only you would complain.
ANYWAY. It appears Steve was a little more right than you'd like to believe, as Kyna picked up on Maria's slip immediately. "You cunnin' bitch!" She says, activating wild accusation mode without any malice behind it.
"You plan on shagging 'em during your lil' 'working' sessions!" Maria immediately pulls back into full blush again, before responding with immediate and loud defensiveness.
"Eam not! That seounds liake sommthin you'd do though!" Maria fires back, accent breaking out again.
"Damn straight it 's, sista!" Kyna laughs back. You smite politely and wait for them to die down, decided not to interject. There's no way they're serious...right?
GET IT IN!
"Anyways, you two have any other plans before school starts officially in a few days?" You ask, moving on to what you believe is a safe topic for conversation. Unfortunately, Kyna's familiar grin breaks out once more.
"Ah yeh. I'mma take one last night on the town, ta celebrate the littl' bit o' freedom we 'ave left." She gives you a conspiratorial look, "Wanna come?"
Hell yes we do.
You know we have other clubs to check out, right?
Hell no we don't.
Steve mentally waved him off. Deflecting the question, you turn to Maria and arch an eyebrow, "You're not going?"
She smirked and shook her head, "Nope, not my scene. I'm doing the paperwork Kiki's supposed to be on top of." Kyna physically waved her off. "You're free to help, though it certainly won't be as interesting."
You get a strange feeling that is certainly will be, though you can't place why.
Kyna sighs, "Ether way, I gotta be goin' soon. Last buses to 'tha city ah leav'in soon."
There are other clubs...
And also a voluptuous woman offering us to go party with her.
Or being alone with Maria.
...
You can sense Steve looking at you funny.
...Seriously?
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[x]: Party! Party! Party!
[x]: Oh yeah, that's right, we were looking for another club.
[x]: Well, paperwork is always easier with a cute girl working beside you...