Spector29
It Only Gets Worse From Here
You're feeding it, too. It's been his votes winning every time. Of course, Greg probably isn't going to murder everyone.
The failure state is way more fun than that.
You're feeding it, too. It's been his votes winning every time. Of course, Greg probably isn't going to murder everyone.
The failure state is way more fun than that.
Yeah were assholes, but that level of dickery is reserved mainly for close "bros".
Spector29
It Only Gets Worse From Here
That's true. Considering they're all faux-brothers, it's probably appropriate.
Well, not appropriate, but in-character.
VOTES LOCKED
Spector29
It Only Gets Worse From Here
Well, considering you live in a world where an angry douchebag could erupt from you at any moment, what's the harm in joining a more intellectual club? With any luck, he should be kept pacificed by poking fun at all of them from inside your severely twisted head.
Hopefully.
Bah, what's the worst that could happen if he gets out, anyway?
--
"Jesus fuck dude, are you still upset over that one bitch-"
"I WILL MURDER YOU SO HARD YOU RETROACTIVELY WILL NOT EXIST!"
--
Exactly, nothing!
...You pause for a moment, considering the fact that you're woefully uninformed of the past between the Master and Steve. Ah well, time for orientation!
--
Well that was a waste of time.
I don't know what you were expecting. It's the second year we've gone.
So why the fuck did we go then? We even got sectioned off from all the hot freshmen!
Ahhh~
Wait, you dragged us there to watch nobody's favorite dominatrix give a presentation?
I think you need to lay off the gas there, Greg. You're headed right for Creepytown.*
Oh, what do you two know about romance, anyway?
I'd say quite a lot. You're not that old, bro.
Oh, you're one to talk. It took you how many years to get with-arckk
You two would be too busy killing each other to handle a real relationship,* anyway. You guys really should just leave me in charge all the time~!
No.
Sigh.
After orientation, most people broke away to get re-settled into dorm rooms or somesuch. If you wanted to join a club, today was basically your only option. Every club worth something would be full, and Student Council wouldn't accept walk-ons without teacher recommendation.
Big fuckin' deal, let that girl sit on her throne made of overworked reps.
I'll give her some credit, she cracks down good on any delinquency.
She probably gets off on being the Disciplinary Chief.
Sushing the degenerates from your mind, you survey the fine-arts building. Red brick, just like the others, only this one is far more decorated with various music notes. It seems fair, the Music Department and other Fine Arts would share a building.
Entering and turning away from the music corridor, you survey the various classrooms and bulletin boards you pass.
The first room is 'Speech and Debate'. From what you can see through the window, there's the entire club there.
All six of them.
The two that immediately stand out are a tall redhead sharing a table with a shorter girl, with raven hair ending at her shoulders.
Kyna and Maria. Sisters, I think. They're basically the power pair of the team, so if we're gonna join we're going to have to talk to them.
DID YOU SEE THE BAZONGAS ON THAT REDHEAD? DAYYYYUUMMMMM
...Regardless, Debate isn't a bad choice. We've got plenty of experience arguing with ourselves.
I guess. Meh.
Continuing on, you pass A/V club-
In more ways than one. Veto.
You don't get veto power. Besides, tech stuff is awesome.
You're just saying that because your first crush was a nerd.
Got a point there, chucklefuck?
...
Oh, you learned to stay quiet? Perhaps there's some hope for you yet.
...you can't see inside, but there's some flicker of light on the windows to show that it's a least occupied. You don't have strong feelings either way, but A/V club would be where Master fits in the most, if you had to guess. Not that that's ever been a problem.
Continuing, you pass Photography Club.
Why does this exist?
Well, we do have beautiful grounds.
So that means a bunch of assholes get to be creepy voyeurs everywhere? I don't mind flaunting my stuff, but they're everywhere.
You wouldn't say Photography is that popular, but people do seem attracted there for some reason...
Regardless, you're reaching the end of the hallway. You wonder if you can all come to a decision...?
[x] Speech And Debate
[] A/V
[] Photography
[] Explore further
-[] Looking for?
Hopefully.
Bah, what's the worst that could happen if he gets out, anyway?
--
"Jesus fuck dude, are you still upset over that one bitch-"
"I WILL MURDER YOU SO HARD YOU RETROACTIVELY WILL NOT EXIST!"
--
Exactly, nothing!
...You pause for a moment, considering the fact that you're woefully uninformed of the past between the Master and Steve. Ah well, time for orientation!
--
Well that was a waste of time.
I don't know what you were expecting. It's the second year we've gone.
So why the fuck did we go then? We even got sectioned off from all the hot freshmen!
Ahhh~
Wait, you dragged us there to watch nobody's favorite dominatrix give a presentation?
I think you need to lay off the gas there, Greg. You're headed right for Creepytown.*
Oh, what do you two know about romance, anyway?
I'd say quite a lot. You're not that old, bro.
Oh, you're one to talk. It took you how many years to get with-arckk
You two would be too busy killing each other to handle a real relationship,* anyway. You guys really should just leave me in charge all the time~!
No.
Sigh.
After orientation, most people broke away to get re-settled into dorm rooms or somesuch. If you wanted to join a club, today was basically your only option. Every club worth something would be full, and Student Council wouldn't accept walk-ons without teacher recommendation.
Big fuckin' deal, let that girl sit on her throne made of overworked reps.
I'll give her some credit, she cracks down good on any delinquency.
She probably gets off on being the Disciplinary Chief.
Sushing the degenerates from your mind, you survey the fine-arts building. Red brick, just like the others, only this one is far more decorated with various music notes. It seems fair, the Music Department and other Fine Arts would share a building.
Entering and turning away from the music corridor, you survey the various classrooms and bulletin boards you pass.
The first room is 'Speech and Debate'. From what you can see through the window, there's the entire club there.
All six of them.
The two that immediately stand out are a tall redhead sharing a table with a shorter girl, with raven hair ending at her shoulders.
Kyna and Maria. Sisters, I think. They're basically the power pair of the team, so if we're gonna join we're going to have to talk to them.
DID YOU SEE THE BAZONGAS ON THAT REDHEAD? DAYYYYUUMMMMM
...Regardless, Debate isn't a bad choice. We've got plenty of experience arguing with ourselves.
I guess. Meh.
Continuing on, you pass A/V club-
In more ways than one. Veto.
You don't get veto power. Besides, tech stuff is awesome.
You're just saying that because your first crush was a nerd.
Got a point there, chucklefuck?
...
Oh, you learned to stay quiet? Perhaps there's some hope for you yet.
...you can't see inside, but there's some flicker of light on the windows to show that it's a least occupied. You don't have strong feelings either way, but A/V club would be where Master fits in the most, if you had to guess. Not that that's ever been a problem.
Continuing, you pass Photography Club.
Why does this exist?
Well, we do have beautiful grounds.
So that means a bunch of assholes get to be creepy voyeurs everywhere? I don't mind flaunting my stuff, but they're everywhere.
You wouldn't say Photography is that popular, but people do seem attracted there for some reason...
Regardless, you're reaching the end of the hallway. You wonder if you can all come to a decision...?
[x] Speech And Debate
[] A/V
[] Photography
[] Explore further
-[] Looking for?
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Ridiculously Average Guy
I'm you, but stronger
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[x] Speech And Debate
You haven't been in an argument until you've been in an argument with a guy who practices with people that literally know what he's thinking.
Oh I am slain!
Wynaut?
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[x] Speech And Debate
We're going to have the best debates. Let's see if we can scare all opponents into forfeiting before the end of each debate!
We're going to have the best debates. Let's see if we can scare all opponents into forfeiting before the end of each debate!
[x] Speech And Debate
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Speech and debate.
Spector29
It Only Gets Worse From Here
Swinging around and through the door, you look around for the club advisor.
...SQUEE~! There's more ladies in the room than you saw through the window. This is a cause for much rejoicing, especially since one of them is SHIZUNE~!
Shit. Calm down, Greg.
Goddamnit. This is why you jackwagons need to let me out, I'm not one to suddenly become stupid.
Well, I'd certainly hope you can't get more stupid than you are.
Silently hoping that they continue fighting so that they don't try to interfere, you calmly stride into the room. Shizune, with her professionally dark blue hair stands at a stark contrast to her assistant's bubblegum pink.
Shizune's deaf, you see. She needs her assistant, Shina, to translate her sign language.
Right before you walk into her assistant's line of sight, you take a glance at everything around you, to make sure you remember where the hell this is.
The room looks a lot like what the library does, minus the bookshelves. Very open, with several octagonal tables and chairs. The words 'Media Center' crawl to the forefront of your mind as you spy a few out-of-place metal drawers. Shaking intrusive thoughts away, you turn a close eye on the actual wom-
And another thing-
BAZONGA.
A Redhead with a massive rack and damn sexy legs just stood up all angry like...is what Steve is radiating right now. Damn him, it's significantly harder for you than it is for Master to control him. Stupid degenerate.
"Oi, Whaddya mean you're shuttin down debate?"
Why hello, Irish accent.
"Sorry, but we can't have much of a debate TEAM with two people." Shina responds happily. Shina...isn't the brightest of girls, but she's got unwavering loyalty to Shizune, which you can respect.
She's a dyke. I'm calling it.
Language. Regardless, aren't there four other people here as well?
"A'right, how many we gotta have then?" Redhead challenges. Apparently no one gave her the message that challenging Shizune is a quick way to get a headache.
Shizune smirks, and signs with that lovely confidence you've come to expect from her.
"How many do you think you need to be an effective team?"
Confidence does not equal arrogance.
"Me 'n my sister here could take the whole lot of 'em on, ya know."
...You know, somehow I think these two could get along if they weren't fighting now.
"Whahaha~ That sure was effective last year. How many wins did you have? Two? Three?"
Redhead was growling at Shizune now. Catfight!
Suddenly, the girl sitting right by Redhead stood up and grabbed her arm. "Kyna, that's enough." She said in a soft voice, too indistinct to be made out but decidedly not Irish. You turn a closer eye on the dark-haired girl.
She is perhaps the perfect contrast to the Redhead, who is named Kyna apparently. She's a small girl in every sense of the word. Small chest, lean legs, and straight black hair down to her shoulders as opposed to Kyna's long and curly red hair. Only the slightest bit of improper coloring around her elbows gave away the fact that anything lower than it was...abnormal.
"Dammit Maria, we can't let'em shut debate down. Wad'delse am I gonna do, join the Book club?" Snarled Kyna, before finally taking notice of you.
"Oi, missus Prezident, how 'bout seven members, for a full team? That enough to unknot yer panties?"
You open your mouth to object before realizing that's why you came in anyway.
Shina looks around for a second before noticing your presence. "I suppose if you think you can make do...~" She leaves that hanging in the air.
"Yer bloody right we can, now shove off."
Shina begins to pout. "Now miss, that's terribly rude. You didn't even ask him to join yet."
Suddenly, you see an opening to insert yourself into the conversation.
The choice is yours, and yours alone! Choose wisely.
[x] This girl is insolent for thinking she can backtalk the student council. Find an excuse to leave.
[x] No need, it's what I came for. What's this about members, maybe I can help?
[x] Actually, I came to join. So if you would kindly leave...
[x] Write-in
...SQUEE~! There's more ladies in the room than you saw through the window. This is a cause for much rejoicing, especially since one of them is SHIZUNE~!
Shit. Calm down, Greg.
Goddamnit. This is why you jackwagons need to let me out, I'm not one to suddenly become stupid.
Well, I'd certainly hope you can't get more stupid than you are.
Silently hoping that they continue fighting so that they don't try to interfere, you calmly stride into the room. Shizune, with her professionally dark blue hair stands at a stark contrast to her assistant's bubblegum pink.
Shizune's deaf, you see. She needs her assistant, Shina, to translate her sign language.
Right before you walk into her assistant's line of sight, you take a glance at everything around you, to make sure you remember where the hell this is.
The room looks a lot like what the library does, minus the bookshelves. Very open, with several octagonal tables and chairs. The words 'Media Center' crawl to the forefront of your mind as you spy a few out-of-place metal drawers. Shaking intrusive thoughts away, you turn a close eye on the actual wom-
And another thing-
BAZONGA.
A Redhead with a massive rack and damn sexy legs just stood up all angry like...is what Steve is radiating right now. Damn him, it's significantly harder for you than it is for Master to control him. Stupid degenerate.
"Oi, Whaddya mean you're shuttin down debate?"
Why hello, Irish accent.
"Sorry, but we can't have much of a debate TEAM with two people." Shina responds happily. Shina...isn't the brightest of girls, but she's got unwavering loyalty to Shizune, which you can respect.
She's a dyke. I'm calling it.
Language. Regardless, aren't there four other people here as well?
"A'right, how many we gotta have then?" Redhead challenges. Apparently no one gave her the message that challenging Shizune is a quick way to get a headache.
Shizune smirks, and signs with that lovely confidence you've come to expect from her.
"How many do you think you need to be an effective team?"
Confidence does not equal arrogance.
"Me 'n my sister here could take the whole lot of 'em on, ya know."
...You know, somehow I think these two could get along if they weren't fighting now.
"Whahaha~ That sure was effective last year. How many wins did you have? Two? Three?"
Redhead was growling at Shizune now. Catfight!
Suddenly, the girl sitting right by Redhead stood up and grabbed her arm. "Kyna, that's enough." She said in a soft voice, too indistinct to be made out but decidedly not Irish. You turn a closer eye on the dark-haired girl.
She is perhaps the perfect contrast to the Redhead, who is named Kyna apparently. She's a small girl in every sense of the word. Small chest, lean legs, and straight black hair down to her shoulders as opposed to Kyna's long and curly red hair. Only the slightest bit of improper coloring around her elbows gave away the fact that anything lower than it was...abnormal.
"Dammit Maria, we can't let'em shut debate down. Wad'delse am I gonna do, join the Book club?" Snarled Kyna, before finally taking notice of you.
"Oi, missus Prezident, how 'bout seven members, for a full team? That enough to unknot yer panties?"
You open your mouth to object before realizing that's why you came in anyway.
Shina looks around for a second before noticing your presence. "I suppose if you think you can make do...~" She leaves that hanging in the air.
"Yer bloody right we can, now shove off."
Shina begins to pout. "Now miss, that's terribly rude. You didn't even ask him to join yet."
Suddenly, you see an opening to insert yourself into the conversation.
The choice is yours, and yours alone! Choose wisely.
[x] This girl is insolent for thinking she can backtalk the student council. Find an excuse to leave.
[x] No need, it's what I came for. What's this about members, maybe I can help?
[x] Actually, I came to join. So if you would kindly leave...
[x] Write-in
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[x] No need, it's what I came for. What's this about members, maybe I can help?
Ridiculously Average Guy
I'm you, but stronger
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[x] No need, it's what I came for. What's this about members, maybe I can help?
Oh I am slain!
Wynaut?
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[x] No need, it's what I came for. What's this about members, maybe I can help?
-[x] While talking, also say everything in sign language.
There's no way this can go badly.
Another option is to debate against both sides, to demonstrate our superb argumentation skills! There's no way this can go badly either.
-[x] While talking, also say everything in sign language.
There's no way this can go badly.
Another option is to debate against both sides, to demonstrate our superb argumentation skills! There's no way this can go badly either.
Spector29
It Only Gets Worse From Here
Sadly, Greg does not know sign language. Neither does Steve. However, about that other guy...
Spector29
It Only Gets Worse From Here
"Actually, I came to join. But since-"
Oi, asshat. Choose your words more carefully.
Oh...duck you. Whatever.
You fake a cough, and began again, "...But if there's anything I can do to help...?" You smile sweetly and challenge Shizune with your eyes. Both Kyna and Shizune's eyes light up, Kyna because now she has help, while Shizune seems excited taking on two people at once.
Shina's smile slid right off her face once she fully noticed the situation. Now that this social engagement was about to go nuclear, Shina was looking wildly around the room like a frightened rabbit.
"Kyna, seriously, back off." Said the dark-haired girl...?
Maria.
Right. Kyna snarled, but the death gaze coming from both Maria and Shizune got her to sit down. Shizune turns to you, now the only one left.
Well, time to put that- ARUGHTHHH
Sorry about that, but I can't have you say something stupid. You hold your smile and Shizune's gaze, saying nothing.
MASTER, PLEASE! ALL I WANT IS TO GET-
SILENCE.
...
That's what you get. Shizune, sensing no one left to challenge her, waved her hands grandiosely as she began walking out of the room.
[Well then, since you seem to have enough members, we'll be going. Don't forget to turn in the club budget. I would hate to shut the club down for silly errors like that.]
You stifle a response just before you would've inadvertently announced you understood her.
"Well then, since you seem to have enough members anywaaayyy, we'll be going. Don't forget to turn in the club budget, I would hate to have to shut the club down for silly errors like that~ Whahaha!"
Right, it's safe. "Yes, that'd be most unfortunate. But don't let us keep you from important business." You imply sarcastically. Shizune smiles and walks off, leaving a confused Shina trailing behind.
Kyna has a smug look on her face as they leave, and you can see the faintest of a smile on Maria's face as well. When the door finally shuts, Kyna moves to high-five you.
"Right 'on, man. Sure show'dem what for!" Exclaimed Kyna happily as you high-five her.
"Thank you. Top notch performance, by the way. Most don't stand up to Shizune like that." You offer, as it's only polite.
Kyna grins while Maria facepalms, with a ghost of a smirk still on her face. "God, don't encourage her. I swear, she can carry this team by herself if she'd do her own damn research."
Kyna pouted, "But then you wudden't 'ave anyth'ng to do, Mimi."
Maria groans into her palm, "Oh, would you stop that! You know I hate that nickname."
Still can't place that accent. She's talking a bit louder, but you can only place a bit of British-ness mixed in with abidda joisey. It's odd.
"So, technically we haven't met yet..." You leave that sentence hanging as a cue for them to introduce themselves.
Maria picks up right away, "Oh, my apologies. My name is Maria, and this is my sister Kyna."
You arch your eyebrow; these women look nothing alike.
Kyna laughs at your facial expression, "Adoptive sister. We took in Maria af'ta her accident."
You look at Maria, whose face is decidedly telling you not to press further. Fair enough, a lot of people at the school are still touchy about their story. Changing subjects, you ask, "So, this is the Debate team then?"
Maria nods, thinking you with her eyes. "Yes, although I also do Oral Interp, which is like debate, only you're persuading a judge into thinking you're awesome."
Sounds like a Steve thing.
...
Speak of the devil. Willing to behave?
...fuck off.
SILENCE.
...
"So, Kyna, you're the debate half?"
Kyna beams, "Yep. Regula' one woman army ova' 'ere. Could 'always use a teammate, though."
She gives you a sly grin, while Maria rolls her eyes, "Right, because you totally don't have a partner. Ether way, you're slated to do a bunch'a research." Maria says, eyeing the other people in the room who were edging towards the door after the confrontation with Shizune.
You sense this decision to be an important one. Hm...
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[x] Sure, I'd be happy to team up, Kyna.
[x] I dunno Interp sounds fun. What's that all about.
[x] Hell, why not have me research full-time?
Oi, asshat. Choose your words more carefully.
Oh...duck you. Whatever.
You fake a cough, and began again, "...But if there's anything I can do to help...?" You smile sweetly and challenge Shizune with your eyes. Both Kyna and Shizune's eyes light up, Kyna because now she has help, while Shizune seems excited taking on two people at once.
Shina's smile slid right off her face once she fully noticed the situation. Now that this social engagement was about to go nuclear, Shina was looking wildly around the room like a frightened rabbit.
"Kyna, seriously, back off." Said the dark-haired girl...?
Maria.
Right. Kyna snarled, but the death gaze coming from both Maria and Shizune got her to sit down. Shizune turns to you, now the only one left.
Well, time to put that- ARUGHTHHH
Sorry about that, but I can't have you say something stupid. You hold your smile and Shizune's gaze, saying nothing.
MASTER, PLEASE! ALL I WANT IS TO GET-
SILENCE.
...
That's what you get. Shizune, sensing no one left to challenge her, waved her hands grandiosely as she began walking out of the room.
[Well then, since you seem to have enough members, we'll be going. Don't forget to turn in the club budget. I would hate to shut the club down for silly errors like that.]
You stifle a response just before you would've inadvertently announced you understood her.
"Well then, since you seem to have enough members anywaaayyy, we'll be going. Don't forget to turn in the club budget, I would hate to have to shut the club down for silly errors like that~ Whahaha!"
Right, it's safe. "Yes, that'd be most unfortunate. But don't let us keep you from important business." You imply sarcastically. Shizune smiles and walks off, leaving a confused Shina trailing behind.
Kyna has a smug look on her face as they leave, and you can see the faintest of a smile on Maria's face as well. When the door finally shuts, Kyna moves to high-five you.
"Right 'on, man. Sure show'dem what for!" Exclaimed Kyna happily as you high-five her.
"Thank you. Top notch performance, by the way. Most don't stand up to Shizune like that." You offer, as it's only polite.
Kyna grins while Maria facepalms, with a ghost of a smirk still on her face. "God, don't encourage her. I swear, she can carry this team by herself if she'd do her own damn research."
Kyna pouted, "But then you wudden't 'ave anyth'ng to do, Mimi."
Maria groans into her palm, "Oh, would you stop that! You know I hate that nickname."
Still can't place that accent. She's talking a bit louder, but you can only place a bit of British-ness mixed in with abidda joisey. It's odd.
"So, technically we haven't met yet..." You leave that sentence hanging as a cue for them to introduce themselves.
Maria picks up right away, "Oh, my apologies. My name is Maria, and this is my sister Kyna."
You arch your eyebrow; these women look nothing alike.
Kyna laughs at your facial expression, "Adoptive sister. We took in Maria af'ta her accident."
You look at Maria, whose face is decidedly telling you not to press further. Fair enough, a lot of people at the school are still touchy about their story. Changing subjects, you ask, "So, this is the Debate team then?"
Maria nods, thinking you with her eyes. "Yes, although I also do Oral Interp, which is like debate, only you're persuading a judge into thinking you're awesome."
Sounds like a Steve thing.
...
Speak of the devil. Willing to behave?
...fuck off.
SILENCE.
...
"So, Kyna, you're the debate half?"
Kyna beams, "Yep. Regula' one woman army ova' 'ere. Could 'always use a teammate, though."
She gives you a sly grin, while Maria rolls her eyes, "Right, because you totally don't have a partner. Ether way, you're slated to do a bunch'a research." Maria says, eyeing the other people in the room who were edging towards the door after the confrontation with Shizune.
You sense this decision to be an important one. Hm...
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[x] Sure, I'd be happy to team up, Kyna.
[x] I dunno Interp sounds fun. What's that all about.
[x] Hell, why not have me research full-time?
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Spector29
It Only Gets Worse From Here
Unfamiliar with the terms?
Oh I am slain!
Wynaut?
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[x] Sure, I'd be happy to team up, Kyna.
Then we'll have someone to blame for our losses!
Then we'll have someone to blame for our losses!