Your first course of action is obvious. You are in an alley with no clothes or transportation. To blend in and achieve your objectives, you require both clothing and transportation. People outside of the alley have both clothing and transportation, as such acquiring these should not prove a significant problem.
Emboldened by your flawless and well thought out plan of action, you stride out of the alley and into the streets of Los Angeles. It's early evening, and the streets teem with humans going about their business. Many are staring at you.
You scan the crowd, automated subroutines cross-referencing hundreds of romantic comedies of this time period with the assorted meatbags on the street. You locate a target wearing something suitable to a protagonist like yourself and approach. Conveniently, he has frozen in place and is staring at you as you walk across the street and through a car on your approach, saving you an inconvenient (and short) chase sequence no doubt filled with wacky hi-jinks. You reach the young man without issue, staring down at him as you analyze his clothing.
Then you realize that there is a minor flaw in your plan. Namely, the target is a scrawny high schooler of approximately five feet three inches. Your disguise is of a six foot two, mid-twenties eastern european bodybuilder. His clothes will not fit you.
You require a new plan.
Right, new plan!
Current Tokens: 19
Current Status: Naked, lost, devoid of information, staring down a weedy high schooler in the middle of downtown LA. You are armed with a trash can lid, a black plastic bag, and a discarded cigarette lighter.
Time Paradox Created: No
Go-Burger Recipe Acquired: Also no.
Turn Two:
[ ] Write-In again.
Another Mechanic: You can lower the Target Number for a single dice roll in a Plan by one by coming up with a witty one-liner to say before, during, or after the execution of the associated stage. Do this after rolling all the dice.
For example, if you had come up with a pun for Stage One of this plan, the Target Number would have dropped from 3+ to 2+.
However, you still would have failed.
Remember that you can only do this once for any given plan.