Irises x Dragons (FI) (High School DxD)

When I can find a way to make more CPUs. :V
Hey, just make enough Pokemon ROM hacks/Fan games and heavily advertise them on NepReddit. This will make Nintendo rage so hard that it will summon Blanc out of the raeg.:V

I heard that the heaven faction is really different from the church faction, if so, Arkos is in for a surprise
 
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@ForgottonFuture Nice you got some swag (books) sadly reading takes time. By the way will you give book access to Isei? He probably will read any and all books that even hint on oppai. Likely will know close everything about any being with conection of lust and fertility when hes done probably will hold figures such as Aedos greek godess of modesty in distaste/disbelief? (Shes the one likely to have tried and failed to reign in all the horn dogs in greek mythology)

One must wonder how often Rias need to meat with people from other factions? Making bsiness deals and permits to operate in her teretory must be gained some how not to mentione interacting with local factions like Kyoto just to keep up a good reputation. I wonder what kind of delegation they would send? Probably nothing malicous or born by somthing mesed up like Inugami likely somthing like Satori has power suted to diplomacy and is tought harmles in some legend.
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So how long until you learn the wonders of FOOF and CH3?
...someone say holy FOOF?
Or would maybe the Holy Hand Grenade be (re)created? It honestly easy fits into the Neppuverse weapons( small, funny/hilarious description/incantation and powerful...oh and has background choir as omnious foreshadowing( all hail the hilarity that is Worms))
 
She could just Transform and gate crash an idol concert

If all else, Japan has a healthy (cancerous really) following for idols.
 
*explosions*
I already know about those. I just don't want to make any. Asia could get caught in the blast radius; and everyone knows if your healer dies your fucking screwed.
Sooo... what would happen if a SADISTIC goddess blesses those?

And what would your thoughts be on a toy that will never break no matter what?
 
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Although I like the premise, I have to say I miss the light-hearted nonchalance the CPU seems to treat with most situations. It's a casualness to tropish situations is really a fun part of Neptunia.

That said I'm surprised there's no one on one time between Kalawarner and Plutia yet.

Kalawarner(K): *Sigh*
Plutia(P): *Yawn* What's wrong Kalawarner?
K: Ah!? Nothing Mistress. I'm fine.
P: Hmm? You better not be lying... *Clutches doll tightly*
K: Aaa~ Mistress! I-I mean I'm just a little disappointed is all.
P: Oh? Hmm~ I see what you mean. *Grins innocently* Think of it this way, the faster we get what we need. The faster we can get some pur-ri-vate time. *Grin becomes more "innocent"*
K: YES, MISTRESS!! *Runs off to do more minion work*
P: This is the life. *Yawns and cuddles back to bed*
 
Although I like the premise, I have to say I miss the light-hearted nonchalance the CPU seems to treat with most situations. It's a casualness to tropish situations is really a fun part of Neptunia.

That said I'm surprised there's no one on one time between Kalawarner and Plutia yet.

Kalawarner(K): *Sigh*
Plutia(P): *Yawn* What's wrong Kalawarner?
K: Ah!? Nothing Mistress. I'm fine.
P: Hmm? You better not be lying... *Clutches doll tightly*
K: Aaa~ Mistress! I-I mean I'm just a little disappointed is all.
P: Oh? Hmm~ I see what you mean. *Grins innocently* Think of it this way, the faster we get what we need. The faster we can get some pur-ri-vate time. *Grin becomes more "innocent"*
K: YES, MISTRESS!! *Runs off to do more minion work*
P: This is the life. *Yawns and cuddles back to bed*
Give In-Story me time kay? She's just started unwinding, and despite using Plutia's name and having her powers n such, I am/she is her own person.
 
Give In-Story me time kay? She's just started unwinding, and despite using Plutia's name and having her powers n such, I am/she is her own person.
So how anoyed would you be to manualy unload multiple crates full of books? Because thats likely happening also you might realise you need more shelves/bookcases as I doubt a guest room has enought place to store it all.

@dingbat779 the spoilers for you.
Just droping a link to sacret gear idea thread. You might find couple of these usefull for inspiration (best of all its not 100% longinous wank theres couple of nice common gear) if you keep on expanding lore and introducing new characters.
 
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Can the SI create a city like the original Plutia or Ultradimension goddesses? Because that may be one of the best ways to generate shares. Especially if the SI picks a good spot with plenty of potential denizens. Like say; the more fucked up parts of Africa or the Middle East?
 
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Can the SI create a city like the original Plutia or Ultradimension goddesses? Because that may be the best way to generate shares. Especially if the SI picks a good spot with plenty of potential denizens. Like say; the more fucked up parts of Africa or the Middle East?
Posibly but thats long tearm right now she needs to figure out short and mid tearm first.
 
Though I think the city creation aspects of the goddesses were not really explained. Especially when Noire from the Ultradimension managed to build a fully functioning city in a mere 3 years. The only thing I got from it was that she might have used Stella's dungeon. Though maybe because I only played Rebirth 3.
 
Classes x Classes
AN: Another offering from the minds of madness. Me and @ForgottonFuture.

Classes x Classes


No matter where in the multiverse you go there is on truth. There are no shortage of lessons to learn. Even masters acknowledged this as fact. The day one stops learning is the day they die. That didn't always mean learning was fun. School, by its very nature, taught students through rote learning. Regurgitating facts in an attempt to make the endless hours seem productive. That wasn't to say all schooling was bad but that had more to do with individuals than the system as a whole. The other kind of learning was often undertaken through tutors. Those who mastered a subject to a high degree. Depending on the person these could either be highly enjoyable or a dreadful bore.

Kalawarner loved her subject and it shone through. Teaching magic was something she enjoyed greatly. Asia proved to be an apt pupil with the right motivation. The Fallen just had to keep reminding the former nun that she was doing it for Issei. What Asia intended to do when she impressed Issei wasn't very clear. She seemed to think boys and girls talked, hung out together, and maybe held hands.
Filthy degenerates.

The other class she taught was about the various Factions. She gave it to the girls straight and pulled no punches. There wasn't any attempt to paint the Fallen as poor misunderstood sad angels being bullied over their urges. Angels weren't portrayed as high and mighty know-it-alls lording it over existence. The Devils weren't represented purely by their classical interpretation but by their modern face. It seemed almost painful for her at times to deliver the truth so obviously but she endured.

By contrast the classes at Kuoh Academy weren't as enjoyable. The language barrier was still a thing. Issei was kind enough to translate notes for them to read on the class. At least Japanese schools made more sense than others. Instead of the students getting up to go to other classes the teachers came to them. The only time Issei couldn't act as translator was in the locker room. Out of respect (or fear of Iris Heart) he did not try to follow them. His reputation was so poor with the other girls at school it had to been to be believed.

"You should watch out. Issei is bad news," one of the girls informed them seriously. She was a bustier girl in the middle of getting changed. Asia glanced at her bust and pouted. The implications flew right over her head.

"What do you mean?" Asia asked.

"He's a peeping pervert. His friends Matsuda and Motohama are just as bad," she insisted.

"He hasn't peeped on me…" Asia turned to Plutia in confusion.

Plutia shrugged. "We're staying at his place, and he hasn't even tried anything. His Mom seems to have a good head on her shoulders, and he seems to respect her." I'm surprised that I've hadn't heard any comments about my appearance, and how short I am.' "And his friends? What do they look like?" She had managed to change her clothes quickly, and once she was done she yawned. 'Do I need to punish them perhaps?'

The chatty girl introduced herself as Katase. She had long brown hair with the bangs in a hime cut and was unusually intense about her subject. By contrast her pink haired friend, Murayama, was calmer but no less firm.

"The one has a shaved head and the other wears glasses. Their freaky in how they just seem to know a girl's measurements after meeting her once," Murayama shuddered.

"We have to remain vigilant or they will try to peek when we change," Katase patted the shinai she kept next to her locker.

"Do you actually beat them with a wooden sword?" Asia sounded disturbed.

"Better that than let them stare at us uninvited. You should be careful. Even if Issei seemingly behaves around his mom he's still a deviant," Murayama lectured. Asia pouted angrily but it only made her look cuter.

Plutia too pouted, but her eyes held a twinkle of sadism. "He tries anything and I have tricks for dealing with assholes and perverts. Though don't beat them with a stick, if they get brain damage then you could get in trouble." She yawned. "Though doubt they'd be 'interested' in me." Plutia finished up what she needed to do, before looking at Asia. "I'll be heading back to class." And with that she walked towards the door.

"The one with glasses likes flat chested girls," Murayama warned.

"Until I see it for myself could you please not bad mouth Issei to me? He was kind to us when we were lost. He even gave us a place to stay despite no one asking him," Asia gripped her skirt with distress on her face. Without waiting for a reply she spun around and fled the locker room. If she stayed the former nun would have seen the chagrined looks on the other girls' faces.

Asia looked up and down the hallway but couldn't see the so-called Perverted Trio. She huffed once before hurrying to catch up with Plutia.

Sweet release came in the form of the final bell. There was just one more hurdle before Plutia could go home and catch some sleep. It was a club day and Rias had them listed with the Occult Research Club. The Devils in her Peerage went most of the time unless they had assignments. Today Issei would be getting his first job as a Devil. He was so excited he just couldn't stop imagining what it would be.

"Maybe it will be a beautiful woman who needs her groceries carried...Oh maybe it's laundry day…" Issei grinned in a perverted manner.

Plutia, who had slowly walked up to him, bapped him gently on the head. Well more she hit her doll on the head while using her magic. "Issei I'd say for you to get your mind out of the gutter, but I'm starting to wonder if your mind is the gutter." She snarked. "Anyways what's going on?" He rubs his head ruefully but rolls with it anyway. Getting clobbered by a shinai is probably worse than a voodoo noggin knockin'.

"Devils apparently take requests to earn Mana. Mana is used by the Devil to grow in rank. The sooner I get a lot of Mana, and raise my rank, the sooner I can be a Harem King!" Issei pumped his fists excitedly. Asia cut straight through his enjoyment with a simple question.

"Issei? Do you really peep on girls?" Asia asked in such a woebegone voice only a total monster would ignore her plight. Issei froze with pure dread. This was a make or break moment in his life. If he admitted to the truth it would shatter a young girl's faith in him. He glanced at Plutia. It would probably also seal his demise by the chain sword of an uber hotty. Seeing Iris Heart again would be nice but he wanted to live dammit! Thankfully, for him, his mouth moved before his brain or he would spent too much time agonizing over the answer.

"Nope! Never! Nuh uh! N-no more peeping," Issei grinned shakily.

"No more peeping…?" Asia wobbled unsteadily.

"No peeping! Right! That's totally what I said!" Issei turned to Plutia with pleading eyes, "Right?"

Plutia for her part put a finger to her lip and smiled. It was not a nice smile. Then, she looked over her doll, before putting a slight amount of pressure on the throat of the doll. "Don't peep. Or I'll get maaaaaaaaad~" She said, purposely taking on the same tone her namesake used in the games for when she threatened using HDD. If Kalawarner was there, she'd have been smiling a very wide smile. Issei would have recognized it.He rubbed his throat absently. However by Plutia 'not' disagreeing with him it reinforced his dodge.

"That's wonderful, Issei! I knew you were a good person," Asia clasped her hands together. Issei turned a genuinely grateful look Plutia's way. The flow of Shares from him increased. She could sense, dimly, that he didn't care about the threat. What really scared him was hurting Plutia and Asia's feelings.

"Yeah...I can be a good person…" Issei nodded to Asia.

The old dormitory was used for the Occult Research Club. Rias used her family's money to refurbish it and turn it into a tastefully decorated space. The furniture would not have been out of place in a mansion. Issei lead them to the main room and held the door politely. He did have manners after all. Inside was the entirety of Rias' Peerage. The King sat at her desk near the window with Akeno pouring tea. Rias looked up as they entered and smiled in welcome.

"Glad you could join us. Please come in and sit down. You already know Akeno…" Rias gestured to her friend.

"Pleased to see you again," Akeno's eyes lit up with warmth and something deeper. A depth Plutia would recognize indicating a kindred spirit.

"This is my Knight, Yuuto Kiba. He has the ability to create swords of various types," she gestured to a handsome blond boy with blue eyes. He smiled genially in greeting.

"Nice to meet you, Plutia, Asia," he said kindly. Asia waved a little before ducking behind Issei.

"And this is my Rook, Koneko Toujou," Rias indicated a small white haired girl sitting on the sofa. The girl was petite, even smaller than Plutia by a few inches, and stuffing her face with sweets. She looked up and nodded once.

"Ah...Nice to meet you…" Asia sketched a quick bow.

Plutia's eyes flicked from Rias, to Akeno, who got a nod from one sadist to another, to Koneko, who was somehow even shorter than Pluta… and gorging her face with candy. 'Damn my sweet tooth that looks nice.' With that brief thought she hugged Asia quickly and then spoke. "So. What is you do here anyways? I don't really know the cultures of any of the major factions, as Kalawarner's lessons have been mostly history and summaries at that, and I've been trying to read the books on magic I got. And how was your day?"

"For the most part this is a place we can gather without hiding who we are. We act as a support system. Akeno teaches magic to new members but I understand you already have a teacher. The culture of our peoples is very similar to Earth. At least where the Devils are concerned since most of us are reincarnated from humans," Rias indicated her Peerage. Akeno and Koneko briefly nodded after a moment's hesitation. Kiba was quicker to acknowledge.

"As for our day...It was good. The Fallen made a full apology for sending Raynare and now owe us a significant favor. Thank you for that, Plutia," Rias smiled gratefully.

Plutia chuckled. "I was just trying to protect my friends." Quickly her face took on a serious look. "Anyways, I'm just going to set some ground rules for how the club interacts with me, boils down to: Don't order me or Asia around, and don't lie to or try to manipulate me and her." She sighed. "Not that I don't trust you, it's just I have no idea what the supernatural politic- shenanigans is like." She yawned. "Anyways, anything you want to ask or comment on or something?" Rias' Peerage bristled at the commanding tone but Rias showed why she was the King. She merely nodded.

"As you are not of my Peerage I couldn't give you orders regardless. However I will always do my best to keep you up to date on what happens in Kuoh. As long as you do the same for me," Rias said.

Plutia nodded. "So. Any questions or anything like that for me? That includes you Asia, you can ask as well." She smiled, glad she was no longer dealing with normal school stuff.

Asia sat down beside Issei on the love seat across from Koneko. Kalawarner slipped into the room but if it was her intention to be discreet she failed miserably. She was wearing a Kuoh University uniform, which looked similar to the normal uniform, only a size too small with the top three buttons undone. Kiba managed to turn a new shade of red even as he glanced away politely. A loud smack indicated that someone forced Issei's brain to reboot. Asia minutely shaking her hand gave mute testimony to who was responsible. She looked equal parts mortified at her actions and strangely satisfied.

"I suppose I would be most curious about your powers," Rias admitted. What did it say about her life that she was able to ignore the sight?

Plutia for her part shrugged. "My transformation's powered by faith energy, which doesn't have to be religious in nature, and I can use that same energy to super-charge my attacks and magic, as seen with the sword-blast that leveled the church." I yawned. "As Iris Heart, I'm faster, stronger, and all around more powerful. Plus I can fly while transformed, in addition to all of that, I'm unaging in both forms." Plutia yawned once more, giving the gist while not exposing any weaknesses. "Any other questions?" Kalawarner poured Plutia a cup of tea in the meantime.

Rias shared a significant look with Akeno. It was clear just what they were thinking. No matter how well meaning someone was there was always something left unsaid. If you were useful there would be someone to try and use you. The redhead was a Devil so most likely knew this through her own lessons.

"Perhaps a contract would be in order. There would be too many chances of misunderstandings otherwise. I believe you are altruistic, and I hope to never give you a reason to doubt me, but this would be a way to protect both of us," Rias leaned forward earnestly.

"Any contract you make I want to see it," Kalawarner spoke calmly but firmly.

"Of course. I would not wish for anyone to claim we were taking advantage of her," Rias agreed readily. The Fallen looked in her eyes for a long moment before turning to Plutia.

"She is sincere. However I would like to know what this 'contract' would entail," the Fallen turned back to the Gremory Heiress.

"A simple contract stating that should she need assistance I do my best to provide with a reciprocal agreement. Essentially sharing our burdens," Rias said. Kalawarner looked to Plutia.

"Is there anything you would like added?" She asked.

Plutia nodded. "You won't reveal my powers to anyone without asking me and getting my permission." She looked around and smiled. 'Better see if anyone else has any questions… Asia probably wants to ask me why I don't like God..'' "Anyways, anyone else have any questions for me? That includes you as well Asia, Kala."

"A fair deal. I will have the contract drawn up by the end of school tomorrow," Rias smiled.

Before anyone else could speak up Asia proved Plutia right. She held up a hand hesitantly. After a moment of having the floor the former nun turned red.

"Why...Why don't you like God?" Asia asked. Just hearing 'God' was enough to make the young Devils flinch. She looked apologetic as her question was literally painful. Koneko waved it off without concern and Issei merely gave her a thumbs up. Kiba, however, folded his arms so tightly it was like a barricade. He sneered on hearing the name 'God' but refrained from speaking up. Rias looked on his expression with deep sympathy.

Plutia sighed. "A. How can a 'god' who claims to be all powerful and all loving let the innocent suffer, for no discernable reason. B. The very idea of eternal torment for not living up to the fucker's outdated and arbitrary standards. No crime is worth eternal torment, for eventually, no matter how long it takes, the suffering will outweigh every and any sin. C. How can the fucker not care, when their word and creed is used as justification for making the innocent suffer?" She clenched her fists. "There's some more personal reasons tied to before I became a goddess, but they are again, personal." As she spoke, a tone of resentment, well thought out resentment, subtly filled her voice.

Issei only had to look at Asia to have all the reason he needed to not like God. Who took a devout nun, who only followed the teachings as they were written, and cast her out? Hearing the pain behind Plutia's voice only made his hands clench tighter. Kiba's expression softened as if sensing a kindred spirit. He held resentment pertaining to God but didn't appear willing to share his own pain either. Rias' face fell sadly. She looked to her Peerage as if assuring herself they were safe before slumping tiredly. Akeno rubbed her back in soothing circles.

Asia's expression was the most conflicted. Tears welled up in her eyes. She didn't seem to know how to react. Her heart was torn on what to do. Like a woman diving into fire she half tackled Plutia in a hug. Through the tears she tried to apologize but it was unclear just why she was sorry. The connection she made vibrated with pain, sadness, and care. All the things her words were trying to convey.

Plutia let out a meep of surprise as she was glomped, before hugging her friend back. "It's okay Asia.. I believe in letting other people believe whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt others. And Asia? You've done the opposite of hurting people with your healing." She tightened the hug before getting up. "You're my friend." And with that she ended the hug.

In an effort to move away from the emotionally charged moment Rias cleared her throat. Asia appeared grateful for being given an out.

"Ahem...Right. Have you thought of ways to get 'Shares?'" Rias asked.

"Could try YouTube. She's cute enough," Issei offered.

"Honestly with that stuffed rabbit we could just give out pictures," Kiba chuckled.

"Maybe pose with Koneko?" Issei looked between the two speculatively.

"Cat ear hairbands," Kalawarner smirked. Koneko bristled but subsided as the idea made Rias giggle delightedly.

Plutia couldn't help but chuckle. "Yeah yeah, I'm adorable. I was thinking of just going around and helping people though." '...And if possible… I want to figure out how the Ultradimension CPUs built their nations so fast. I mean Ultra!Noire was only a CPU for what… 2 years at most? And she built Ultra!Lastation in that time frame... And if it's possible for me to get home.. Or at least connected to my earth's internet.' She twirled her fingers through her massive braid in thought.

"If that is what you intend to do. We will draw up a list of our current clients and addresses. That way we won't be stepping on each other's toes," Rias said.

"Essentially Devils do the same thing you are suggesting," Kalawarner explained.

"Which is what I get to do today!" Issei pumped his fist. Rias chuckled indulgently.

"Yes you will, Issei. For today you will be with Koneko," she said. Koneko huffed softly.

"Stuck with the pervert," Koneko stood up. Asia unexpectedly pointed at her.

"He said he won't do that anymore," she insisted. The white haired Rook tilted her head curiously.

"...Okay," she shrugged. Asia deflated. The smaller girl was perfectly willing to take her word for it. Issei sweated a little but screwed his courage to the sticking place.

"Right! Why should I perv when I'm surrounded by beautiful girls, right?" Issei grinned. Kiba smothered a chuckle. Koneko wilted a little.

"This will be a long night…" Koneko mumbled before leading him to the corner of the room. She vanished in a flash of light. When he tried to follow her it didn't work. Rias and Akeno both looked flummoxed.

"Use Boost and then flare your mana when you reach the circle," Kalawarner instructed.

"Uhhh...right!" Issei turned a little red from embarrassment. His Boosted Gear manifested and chimed [Boost]. With that accomplished he was able to use the teleport circle.

"Uhm...What happened?" Asia asked.

"He didn't have enough magic to use the teleport circle," Akeno said. "Which shouldn't be possible even for a new Devil…" She touched her chin thoughtfully.

"He barely had any magic at all even before becoming a Devil. Strange for one who holds one of the Thirteen Longinus'," Kalawarner shook her head.

Plutia looked to Kala. "Hmm? Anyways I'd like the list please Rias, see if there's anyone near Issei's home I can help."

"We can have it ready by the time the contract is ready," Rias promised.

Kalawarner at first didn't understand Plutia's look before realization dawned.

"The Thirteen Longinus are Sacred Gears of such power, that with the right preparation, could kill gods. The Boosted Gear is one as it can allow the bearer to continually double their power. There is another, Divine Dividing, that is the Boosted Gear's counterpart. It is capable of endlessly dividing someone's power," she explained.

Plutia couldn't help but shudder as that made her thoughts to turn to a certain accursed blade that shall not be named. "Huh….. Anyways… If that's everything, then I'll head home if Asia is okay with it. I have some more books to read… maybe do some sparring with Kala." She sighed.

"Of course," Rias nodded.

There wasn't much else to discuss since much of it required a finalized contract. Kalawarner was a bit concerned at just how accommodating the Devils were being but chalked it up to her being young. Rias wasn't even out of high school yet. Asia was starting to do a good impression of Plutia so heading home was probably for the best anyway. There was a stack of books at home waiting for Plutia and some sparring with her temptress Fallen Angel maid.

School was back in session. Hopefully it wouldn't be too painful.
 
I know you pain man, it just semeter and already esseys already line up with all the homeworks.
Plutia should let's Rias help, she has Gasper to help as well and surely, he can help make a game of her. Let's sell Neptunia in DxD.

The Trio. Blad lolicon, Glasses scouter, and Breast obsession dragon. This shall be thier name. XD
 
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I know you pain man, it just semeter and already esseys already line up with all the homeworks
Wait until university, 1000-3000 word papers galore + write until your hand is numb exams with too little time...

Plutia for her part put a finger to her lip and smiled. It was not a nice smile. Then, she looked over her doll, before putting a slight amount of pressure on the throat of the doll. "Don't peep. Or I'll get maaaaaaaaad~" She said, purposely taking on the same tone her namesake used in the games for when she threatened using HDD. If Kalawarner was there, she'd have been smiling a very wide smile. Issei would have recognized it.He rubbed his throat absently. However by Plutia 'not' disagreeing with him it reinforced his dodge.

I wonder if Arkos could use Iris Hearts voice while untransformed, as in the anime, at least in the Japanese dub, Plutia could do this:
 
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