Was just watching a youtube video called "Humans are Space Orcs" and got this idea of a mass effect galaxy with aliens that had a bit less of a tolerance for extremes than us humble humans.

Then I thought of this galaxy crossed with this story and got lots of mental images of aliens running around with their hands in the air screaming their heads of at the abominations they had just heard of.

We are a remarkably resilient species. We can adapt to survive in a new climate after only a few months. We can survive falls and wounds that would kill other similarly sized animals very quickly. We can eat just about anything and get at least some nutrition from it.

For our size we are the most hardy species I can think of.

What we would look like for species that were more limited would be kind of funny to read about. Asari and Salarians might need a highly humid environment, and Salarians go into torpor if the temperature drops to low. The same might be true for Krogans since they come from a desert planet and they might also dislike high humidity. I don't know what a turian weakness would be but something fun could probably be thought up.

Of course most of this can be mitigated by technology but consider how they would view a species that simply didn't care.

Also you could play up that humans heal from anything that doesn't immediately kill us (as long as we don't get an infection). Perhaps mention that medigel was developed by mimicking and reinforcing what we already had and was in the beginning used to ensure that we didn't form unsightly scars when we had our inevitable accidents.

I mean Salarians (who are based off of frogs) might have a good degree of regeneration but will die if the ph in their bath is a percent to low or the salinity a little to high. The Turians might die if their exoskeleton is breached in the wrong place and thus they all wear armor at all times.

Just some weird thoughts.
 
People will be pleased to know that my correspondence with the Geth has shown that they are being quite imaginative in coming up with suitably non-standard weapons to initiate Operation: Fuck the Batarians. Amusingly enough these weapons are basically canon ME compliant but would simultaneously give the average Turian a stiffy and make him shit himself too :D

I will shortly be in a position to document this process for a wider audience.

Consensus reached
 
People will be pleased to know that my correspondence with the Geth has shown that they are being quite imaginative in coming up with suitably non-standard weapons to initiate Operation: Fuck the Batarians. Amusingly enough these weapons are basically canon ME compliant but would simultaneously give the average Turian a stiffy and make him shit himself too :D

I will shortly be in a position to document this process for a wider audience.

Consensus reached
He escaped the lizards! We must ensure they never find out!
 
Was just watching a youtube video called "Humans are Space Orcs" and got this idea of a mass effect galaxy with aliens that had a bit less of a tolerance for extremes than us humble humans.
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Just some weird thoughts.
Human can climb, swim, hold their breath (even though they're not water dwellers), and are endurance hunters - they can run their prey to death. They are also omnivorous. And they've got tech...

He escaped the lizards! We must ensure they never find out!
You just think he escaped the lizards. :)
 
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People will be pleased to know that my correspondence with the Geth has shown that they are being quite imaginative in coming up with suitably non-standard weapons to initiate Operation: Fuck the Batarians. Amusingly enough these weapons are basically canon ME compliant but would simultaneously give the average Turian a stiffy and make him shit himself too :D
Ah, they found the sonic weapons tree then?
 
Not necessarily. The first part of the Turians' reaction would be about how compact and yet powerful the weapons are. The second part is because they're in the hands of a believed-homicidal race of AIs.
Ah, it was more of a tongue-in-cheek reference to certain vibrations being able to cause involuntary errection due to stimulation of certain nerves, as well as the fabled "brown note"(Which to the best of our knowledge doesn't actually exist, but remains a persistant myth.).
 
Was just watching a youtube video called "Humans are Space Orcs" and got this idea of a mass effect galaxy with aliens that had a bit less of a tolerance for extremes than us humble humans.

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Just some weird thoughts.

Sounds like a ME version of Alan Dean Foster's series The Damned. Multi species alliance of aliens in the process of losing a galaxy wide millennia long war against a group of mind controlling slugs and their mind controlled armies suddenly discovers Earth.

Humanity is bigger, faster, stronger and not Civilized like the rest of the galaxy. First contact is a professional musician that tries to convince them we aren't Super Predators and shouldn't get involved in their war just as we are growing up to not kill each-other as much.

Its a trilogy, 3 of my favorite books.
 
Krogans come from a vary hostile jungle world that they nuked in a blood rage filled moronic war
They however are not as good engineers,

'My Little Lizardling' is only mostly lizard - there is also Spike. :)
(Then there's 'Magical Lizard Princess Taylor', but, we don't talk about that. :) )
Why do we not talk about that, should I look that up?
Was just watching a youtube video called "Humans are Space Orcs" and got this idea of a mass effect galaxy with aliens that had a bit less of a tolerance for extremes than us humble humans. .

I prefer humans are mad scientist issues, which this fic tackles, once we got the whole science thing figured out it took 60 years to go from heavier to air flight to spaceships, We got Moore's laws, this iPad make the thing they used to go too the moon look like a babble computer, We advance so fast we are often left fighting last night war as World War One shows.

At the rate of many sci fi races advance, by the time they go to slightly more effective laser, we go from guns to Disintegration ray that ftl with robotech fuctions. We look at magic and next thing we are mass producing god mantles.
 
Except the Taylor from Taylor Varga (which we talk about rather a lot) is a Magical Lizard Princess...
Why do we not talk about that, should I look that up?
Well, Taylor of the Varga flavour doesn't have a henshin stick, or a (tvtropes warning!!!) transformation sequence, so, some would say, no. :)

I'm guessing that 'Magical Lizard Princess Taylor' would be either a different story, or, possibly an omake with a visiting (possibly highly disgusted) Taylor. :)

We look at magic and next thing we are mass producing god mantles.
I've seen write-ups of ridiculously high tech devices called 'god harness' that give the wearer the powers of a (worshipped) god, but, I'm guessing that comes under Clarke's Law. Waking up one morning and finding someone has inflicted one of those on you could be... awkward. :)
 
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People will be pleased to know that my correspondence with the Geth has shown....

Consensus reached

After further pondering on insufficient sleep and maybe too much coffee I have the vague image of Geth sitting down with a small pad of pastel-colored stationery and writing letters with a futuristic ballpoint in a tiny neat hand, much like my mother used to do only even more robotic.

Pardon me while I'm creeped out over in -----> the corner.
 
I am saddened that this post I saw was not actually more verbose. I want to know what awesome~ weaponry we are going to see. Bass Cannon? Artificial Biotics? Rayguns? Ooh, lasers...
Actually, that last sounds rather likely. They always wanted energy weaponry, but could never quite get it to work. That would be a good example.

Although something utterly bullshit might be fun too. Perhaps a weapon that makes possible (and then promptly uses) the Brown Note? It might not be a thing, but it's funny, and I could see someone getting truly inspired and making it a thing just so they can utterly mess with people (in all meanings of the phrase).

Or just a device that makes all members of the STG (well, anyone trying to eavesdrop, but the two are synonymous) hear only smooth jazz?
 
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Rouge Elements (omake)

For a while total war looked inevitable. All the races claimed that they were peaceful, and it was unauthorised forces stirring-up all the trouble. But, how to prove this was true? How to identify these troublemakers?

Fortunately, when the problem was looked at in the right way, the answer was obvious.


Please remember: rouge != rogue. (or, maybe, '¬=', or '<>', or '#', or ...)


AN: Well, in the absence of Geth trolling all the other races, this occurred to me. :)

AN: I'm sure the Geth bit isn't DOOMed, merely delayed. :)

Meta AN: I did have a different omake in mind, but, it would have been a lot harder work (I'd have to have done... research!), so, you got this. :)
 
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