Imperial Ambitions (OOC Thread)

The Archon will give not one single fuck until someone does something directly involving them.
Asgardians: *Awkward silence*
Uelewa: *Takes step back*
Umrazi: *Slowly tilts head*
Directive: "Fully sentient robots. What next? Cat people?"
Kari'va: "....Are you kidding me?"
White Co. : "It's...like...a giant floating...scanner..." (Referring to the Enterprise)
Chibi: *HEADPAAAAATTTT*
Usagi: "How have they even...?"
Geronach: "You are easily breaking fifty Archonian laws right now. All of which involve the ingestion of sentient beings."
Taung: *Staaaaaare*
Mechion: "How...primitive....such bulky armor..."
Coalition: *Nod*
 
I thought they were talking about my 40k armor.

Also do a reaction for everyone to Chibi Marines.

Edit: Please.
Archonian Naval officer: Ohhh, it's adorable!
Archonian Federal Marine: Is...what kind of weapon is that....
Archonian Medcal officer: AHHHH, IT'S IN MY SLEEVE
Archonain Federal Marine: Oh calm down, it's probably just being friendly-
Archonian Medical officer: IT'S BITING MEEEEEEEEEE
Archonian Naval officer......
Archonian Federal Marine:.....Shit.
 
Archonian Naval officer: Ohhh, it's adorable!
Archonian Federal Marine: Is...what kind of weapon is that....
Archonian Medcal officer: AHHHH, IT'S IN MY SLEEVE
Archonain Federal Marine: Oh calm down, it's probably just being friendly-
Archonian Medical officer: IT'S BITING MEEEEEEEEEE
Archonian Naval officer......
Archonian Federal Marine:.....Shit.
Actually they would ask if friendly first really.
 
Archonian Naval officer: Ohhh, it's adorable!
Archonian Federal Marine: Is...what kind of weapon is that....
Archonian Medcal officer: AHHHH, IT'S IN MY SLEEVE
Archonain Federal Marine: Oh calm down, it's probably just being friendly-
Archonian Medical officer: IT'S BITING MEEEEEEEEEE
Archonian Naval officer......
Archonian Federal Marine:.....Shit.
Mechion Soldier: "Why the hell would I shoot that?"
 
Robot: Hello sir, would you like some assistance.
Coalition bureaucrat: It's a pleasure to make contact with your species. We're going to need you to fill out this paperwork in triplicate, and then wait a month or so for the Conclave to ratify a treaty so we can establish relations. It's all red tape, I'm sure you understand.
 
Samantha : You guys... never seen a chibi before?
Samantha : Seriously?
Samantha : I mean... wow. You guys must've never been in an expedition before.
Samantha : Here... lemmie show you.
Samantha picks up one of them and slowly pats them on their head
Samantha : See?

(for reference, Samantha looks like Louisiana)
 
Robot: Hello sir, would you like some assistance.
Coalition bureaucrat: It's a pleasure to make contact with your species. We're going to need you to fill out this paperwork in triplicate, and then wait a month or so for the Conclave to ratify a treaty so we can establish relations. It's all red tape, I'm sure you understand.
Mechion Diplomat: *stares at papers* "This is more paperwork than I go through on a yearly basis."
 
Samantha : You guys... never seen a chibi before?
Samantha : Seriously?
Samantha : I mean... wow. You guys must've never been in an expedition before.
Samantha : Here... lemmie show you.
Samantha picks up one of them and slowly pats them on their head
Samantha : See?

(for reference, Samantha looks like Louisiana)
Chibi: YAY! HEADPATS!
Chibi Marine: Hey! I want headpat too!
Tantrum Marine: PAT ME PAT ME PAT ME PAT ME PAT ME PAT ME!!!!!!!!
*Chibis line up for headpats*
 
Robot: Hello sir, would you like some assistance.
Coalition bureaucrat: It's a pleasure to make contact with your species. We're going to need you to fill out this paperwork in triplicate, and then wait a month or so for the Conclave to ratify a treaty so we can establish relations. It's all red tape, I'm sure you understand.

What's paperwork? :V
 
Samantha : You guys... never seen a chibi before?
Samantha : Seriously?
Samantha : I mean... wow. You guys must've never been in an expedition before.
Samantha : Here... lemmie show you.
Samantha picks up one of them and slowly pats them on their head
Samantha : See?

(for reference, Samantha looks like Louisiana)
Archonian Enforcer: That....what even...?
Archonian Federal Marine: She clearly doesn't know how the Archon work..
 
Mechion Diplomat: *stares at papers* "This is more paperwork than I go through on a yearly basis."

Coalition Bureaucrat: Don't look at me. I just work here. Of course, if this is a problem, I'm sure we could work out a more expedient method, if you're willing to make it worth the while of people in the right places.
 
Chibi: YAY! HEADPATS!
Chibi Marine: Hey! I want headpat too!
Tantrum Marine: PAT ME PAT ME PAT ME PAT ME PAT ME PAT ME!!!!!!!!
*Chibis line up for headpats*

Samantha : H-Hey guys, one 'atta time, alright?
Samantha picks up a Chibi Marine and pets her head, before putting the girl on her shoulder and picking up a Tantrum Marine and petting her as well
 
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