By the time Blackberry and I were ready to head back out again, the Cyclops had gone. Not terribly surprising, I doubted she'd been eager to stick around, but I couldn't decide if I was disappointed by that or not. She'd technically apologized to Blackberry while I'd been pinning her against the wall, but I really wanted to get something more sincere out of her. Blackberry deserved better than an apology given under duress.
It was out of my hands for now, though.
Blackberry slipped right into Amy's room, no doubt off to tell her best friend what she'd just been up to. Blackberry was, well… if there'd been a mean-spirited bone in her body, I'd have said she was a gossip. As it was, she was just really chatty, and maybe a bit of an over-sharer? I guess stuff like 'I just got fucked in every hole at once by my blob-husband' is actually more of a mainstream topic here, so maybe it wasn't over-sharing and I just needed to adjust a bit more?
Either way, she could hardly wait to gush, and so off she went.
That left me in the living room with an odd grouping. Well, not that odd, I guess, since Faust, Beeps, and Charlotte had all been out here when I left, and Akubra wasn't here, so it wasn't nearly as odd as it could be by default, but Samael was here too, and I hadn't seen Charlotte willingly in the same space as her since they'd arrived here.
Even though they were seated across from each other, rather than next to each other, it was still a big deal, in my opinion. Beeps and Faust were between them on each side, making a rough square in our circular seating arrangements, and they were all looking at several thin, long papers rolled out onto the table.
Charlotte was doing most of the talking, surprisingly, and Faust was staring at her whenever she wasn't looking, naked, barely restrained desire on her flushed face, though she disciplined herself whenever Charlotte glanced her way.
"That wouldn't work. It's a spear, not a sword. You're thinking in terms of slashes and cuts when you need to be thinking pokes and jabs. The energy flow is entirely different in this case. If we arranged things that way, all you'd have, runically speaking, is a long-handled axe with a really tiny blade. You can use a full spear for blunt strikes, like a staff, but a short spear is much less effective that way."
Faust replied to Charlotte after a moment, "So instead of trying to spread the effect across the entire swing or strike, we should be looking for something that triggers all at once? Perhaps on impact?"
"Exactly. A spear is a spacing weapon, best suited for area-denial, so I see where you're coming from, but its spacing is a function of reach, rather than arcing strikes. That said, a short spear doesn't really have that reach, but having a shield is paramount when fighting Mamono. Taking too many demonic hits to your armor is a great way to wind up inside a freshly formed Living Armor, and that never ends well. The extra disposable layer is indispensable, and a short spear provides the best ability to strike while still behind it."
Charlotte glared at the documents, and Faust shuddered silently. I arched an eyebrow at her, but she only had eyes for Charlotte at the moment.
"Hey ladies," I said, "what's all this?"
Charlotte hardly glanced up at me, but Faust caught my raised eyebrow and met it with a small scowl. Hehehe.
"Enchantment." Beeps said, and she stood up, turning to face me.
"Blackberry?" She asked.
"She went into Amy's room. She's probably only just started gushing, if you wanted to hear it."
Beeps nodded once, walking towards me. She opened herself up wide, arms splayed, offering a hug. Her face was the same composed disinterest as always, but I knew her too well to fall for that. I brought her in for a solid embrace, and took the chance to polish her up a little where we made contact.
She let out a small, surprised breath, and I made a note that it'd been too long since I'd cleaned her clockwork, and that it would probably be much easier now. Something to think about.
"How are you doing, Beeps? Any troubles?"
She shook her head, firmly, short pink hair swaying. "Contented."
"Okay. Lemme know if you need something."
She nodded, and I let her go, moving past her into the circle of chairs and couches.
I heard her use the door behind me, and I sat down in an empty space, making myself a little chair. I nodded to Samael, who was also mostly focused on Charlotte.
I frowned. I guess I was a little too used to being the center of our group, but it didn't feel great to have Faust so focused on someone else, and no one around to compensate. Maybe I should have asked Beeps to stay back with me?
"So what's the thinking, here?" I asked, gesturing to the papers vaguely.
Samael glanced up. "Enchantment layouts. It's pretty technical, you sure you're up for it?"
"Nope!" I said, cheerfully. "But it can't hurt to try, right? I used to listen to Sally babble about thaumic resonance delineations, concave versus convex glyphic distortion effects, and multiplanar chromatic stacking with um… diesul and widdershins? I never really got it, but sometimes just explaining helped her out, so…"
Faust beamed at me. "Laying out spell circles, yes! I am impressed you remember the terminology, at the least." She looked at Charlotte and Samael. "If I may, I'd like to attempt to explain what I've gleaned so far?"
Charlotte just grunted, and that was enough for Faust, apparently.
"My understanding is thus;" she began, "modern anti-mamono armaments are designed to take advantage of the limitations of the Succubize defensive spell, since it is all but instinctive in even magically weak Mamono. Only those entirely absent magical talent cannot cast it, and they are often defended other ways. Even yourself, as an Alp, would likely do it reflexively more often than not, although it works better when done with intent."
I nodded. "I sort of know about that, it's what makes Mamono so hard to fight with magic, right? They turn incoming magical attacks into pleasure spells and then just enjoy them?"
"Precisely. It can be thought of as a corruption effect applied to incoming magic. Magical attacks are free-floating thaumic energy directed by will that has been shaped and then left the body, and as such it no longer has the resistance that a soul provides it with its agency. It merely is what it is, and cannot meaningfully resist being turned to more orgasmic ends. The same principle is actually used in more traditional counter-spells in powerful magical duels, and those with finesse can turn an opponent's attack into their own once redirected, saving significant energy."
I nodded politely.
"However, there are limitations. A pillar of earth beneath the feet of a Succubus might spear her in a very different way than you intend, but the pillar remains, and Succubize no longer affects it after its summoning is complete and the magic is spent. A force spell may caress the target instead of brutalizing them, but they will still be moved roughly the same distance as if hit by the intended effect. Put another way, Succubize is much less effective against indirect effects."
"Okay, so how does that change things?"
"There are other implications for magical combat, such as the focus on using binding spells, area-of-effect spells to manipulate the battlefield indirectly, and other such workarounds, however, in practical terms, for this discussion, it means runic weaponry, which is essentially a spell which has already been cast into an object, is widely used. Much less adaptable than conventional spellwork, but it requires far less investment on the part of the user, and is less open to corruption from Succubize. Weapons can still be corrupted, but it takes time, often much more than any ten battles."
"So… if Charlotte's spear shoots fire, it's still effective, when a fire spell isn't?"
"Exactly. Once the fire has become physical, rather than magical, Succubize no longer functions, it is a solely magical defense, and you cannot easily corrupt spellwork that has already been cast. A runic weapon is merely activated."
"Like… if you were building a house, somebody could slip extra bits in while you were sleeping, and make it into a… library or something, but if you brought a house with you, it's already what you wanted, and you just need to set it down?"
She nodded excitedly. "However, there is compromise even here. Beepatrice, after all, is technically a runic artefact. Living Armors and Cursed Swords can quickly arise, should you get too complicated with what you're creating. Simple effects leave less room for… creative interpretations to take hold."
"It's a huge headache," Charlotte interjected. "The effect has to be strong enough to overcome supernatural toughness, but records show that the first Chochin Obake and Gargoyle were likely born of an over-enchanted lantern and statue, respectively. We think Living Dolls too, but there's no proof. So many ideas get rejected because they wind up being too complicated to actually pull off, or too weak within the limits of what we can safely do. I had this idea for a hand-portable ballista made from a crossbow that… Ugh, never mind."
Faust grinned, and continued. "It's confirmation of an effect I noticed myself, that certain varieties of Mamono appear to be freak accidents at first, but that now one can create, say… a Karakasa Obake by merely over or under-valuing one's umbrella, and be slurped up into her embrace before you recognize the danger. Reckless enchanting risks not only creating a novel monster, but creating a pathway for more of the same type to spontaneously manifest from everyday objects. With enough carelessness, it would be possible to make it too dangerous to attempt to actually arm your army. One can imagine the difficulty if every field tent, for example, held the potential to come to life when one of your soldiers had an unfortunate dream."
She sighed. "It is a fascinatingly nuanced dance that requires the craftsman to be supremely knowledgeable, ruthlessly cunning, and devastatingly efficient." She glanced at Charlotte again, blushing once more. "Even knowing the aim is to destroy those such as I, I cannot but be impressed by the feats of magical engineering."
Her hips wiggled a little as I was watching. I had a suspicion of just how 'impressed' she was. My nose was pretty good these days.
"Would you say that was an accurate summation?" Faust asked. It could have been a question for either Samael or Charlotte, but it was clear who she wanted to hear from.
Charlotte nodded, absently, but from the look on Faust's face, you'd think she'd just sung her praises.
"Oooookay, so what are we going with, then?" I asked. "Fire probably wouldn't do much to me or Beeps, for example. You need to be able to handle anything the journey between here and home can throw at you, right?"
Charlotte gave me an odd look.
"Yeees…" she said, slowly, "What… what do you think would do the trick?"
"Um…" I said, "If you threw enough dirt and muck at me, I might get too distracted to do much else but clean it. That doesn't seem likely to work on many other people, though. Even Beeps would probably power through. She's a lot more single-minded than me."
"Electricity is a good one, but there are at least a few Thunderbirds in the area, and that would only draw them in." Samael said.
"Hmm… You said binding magic, right Faust?" I asked.
She nodded, thoughtful.
"What about water?" I asked Charlotte. "There can't be many aquatic Mamono hanging around outside the lakes and oceans, right? They could shrug it off, but they're not here, so…"
Charlotte grinned. It was almost feral. "I agree. I've been thinking about ice. Even you couldn't do much frozen inside an iceberg, Lyle."
I shivered. Sometimes I forgot she was thinking about fighting us too.
I was happier when I didn't remember that, because shortly afterwards I always remembered her manhandling a Dragon.
"Yeah…" I said, "Well, I need to find Akubra, so I'll leave you girls to it."
They refocused quickly.
"With a little work," Charlotte said, "We can probably work enough force into the shield to shatter-"
Wow was I glad I wasn't really much of a fighter.