Thagolynn merely scoffed at my greeting. It would take more to rattle her than something so simple, but it was a matter of setting a tone. One did not casually address a Dragon, every move was necessarily calculated.
"You said Charlotte would be here."
Direct.
"I said no such thing. I merely stated I would assist you in your designs to see her again." I gestured to the empty side of the booth. "Please, sit."
Thagolynn stood there a moment, meeting my gaze and glancing at Fran, who was watching her cautiously. Perhaps I should have mentioned to her who we would be meeting? I'd acted without thought, seeing her mood. I did not regret cheering her, but this situation was perhaps out of her league, in truth.
Finally, she moved, crossing the admittedly small distance between the door and table in scarcely a blink, swirling the incense as it hung in the air, the rush of oxygen from outside trailing behind her and briefly stoking the flames even higher in their cradles.
She reached across the table, taking a pastry not from the pile in the center, but from my plate.
I frowned.
Quite rude.
She slid into the booth with casual disregard, and forced the seat into a slight recline, putting one leg up onto the table with a loud *thunk*, just as the door swung closed with its own loud slam. She made no effort to cover her mouth as she chewed, loudly and obnoxiously devouring the simple treat, the frosting and the 'frosting' dripping messily down her chin.
"So," she said, lips smacking, "what are you gonna do for me, then?"
She used her large tail to snag another of the treats from the table, her gluttonous pace having already polished off the first. She leaned back, stretching, showing off her chest, and more crucially…
Closing her eyes.
The moment the room left her view, my magic flared, and Fran's eyes widened as she and I suddenly switched places.
Teleportation.
But more, to remotely teleport another was no casual matter. However, neither was I a casual woman. Why settle for merely making a good first impression or sitting across from our guest when I could have both?
Am I not Faust von Frankenstein?
Do I not deserve it all?
Thagolynn opened her eyes only an instant later, but the world had changed, and her eyes flitted back and forth between myself and Fran.
Neither of us so much as blinked. I would have to ensure Fran was rewarded for her composure later.
Thagolynn took her foot down off the table, her tail snaking out of the booth as she sat up in a much more aggressive and wary manner, her shoulders broadly splayed. Crude though she may have been, she was no fool. Such a casual display of my power was best not ignored.
She opened her mouth and I cut her off before she could speak.
"I have heard of your activities, stalking through the city, hunting for Charlotte, even, at times, violently seeking her." I said, "Mamono have been seriously injured. Before I help you, I would know… what reasoning do you put forward?"
She growled. " I don't have to justify myself to you, bitch. You're sitting there with Fran Tastic, or did you think I wouldn't recognize her?"
She turned to Fran, and Fran met her eyes with a hardened gaze, no sign of the kindness I'd always associated with her.
"You're just as bad," Thagolynn continued, "running around and beating on people like an animal, wrestling them to the ground and forcefeeding them your tits. 'I just want to be loved!' Boo-fucking-hoo. You were driven out of town for damn good reason, you're a nuisance."
Fran clenched her fist. "I AM loved, creature. Love freely given. I was wrong, doing what I did, but it was driven by that instinct that drives us all. I regret not finding better outlets, even knowing how few options I had, how far into madness the need had driven me. It's true I should face justice for that, and I may yet still. You, though? You are merely a thug, and a proud one, if Faust speaks true."
Thagolynn scoffed, rolling her eyes.
I fought back my urge to flatten her then and there. I might have done it regardless, but for Fran. I had no qualms about what I planned to do, but if I wished to do it unhindered by a woman I admittedly rather... well, that is to say, a woman I liked... then I would need to perform a bit more of this ridiculous theatre.
I cleared my throat, calling Thagolynn's attention back to me.
"Nevertheless, if you wish for my assistance, you will pay my price, regardless of your opinions on the matter, or indeed, on myself and my companion." I said, calmly. "Now… Elucidate."
She sneered at me, but her need for this hunt of hers drove her more than her pride, and she begrudgingly replied, words dragged out like a ship caught and reeled in on mere fishing line.
"I. Want. A. Rematch." She said, and I was immediately disappointed. So dreadfully predictable. Was there not even a single novel thought in her head? She leaned forward, hunching over the table, forearms flat against it, fists clenched, and she glared at me. That is, more purposefully than she had been already. "She cheated somehow. I'm the best warrior in Morningwood. I earned that title. She's nothing. Nothing except a cheat. I'll prove it."
I exhaled sharply through my nose. Mamono bled for this idiocy.
"Charlotte will not see you. She does not have time for such petty concerns." I said, and her expression immediately turned thunderous.
"So why the fuck am I here then?" She said, and rather grumpily, it should be said. "You're no use if you won't give her to me."
"Giving her to you isn't what I have in mind, no." I replied.
She stood from the table.
"That doesn't mean I cannot help you accomplish your goal, however."
She did not seem to listen, walking further towards the door.
"Whatever, bitch, I don't need this shit."
"I did not say we were done, Thagolynn. At the very least there is still the matter of what you owe me for this meeting."
"Wait." Fran stood, walking towards her, arm outstretched, but she was no match for the speed of a Dragon.
"Fuck off." Thagolynn turned the handle, and walked out the door, closing it behind her.
Fran turned to me, expression apologetic. "What a foul cretin. Apologies, fair Faust, I could not stop her."
I smiled at her. "No fault of yours, my nemesis, it is widely known Dragons are near the pinnacle of Mamonodom."
I heard her as she walked down the hallway and towards the stairs.
"But only near."
Her heavy footsteps tromped down the stairs, clearly heard even through the walls and over the hustle and bustle below, the floor shaking slightly with each impact.
And...
Just before her foot touched the floor of the café...
She found herself again in the room.
Thagolynn's eyes widened, and she looked around confused, before her gaze settled on me.
Dragons are normally quite resistant to even simple magic, and teleportation is hardly simple.
Frankly, I don't care.
"I did not say we were done, Thagolynn."
She leapt at me.
She found herself again in the room.
Her gaze whipped around wildly, then she suddenly leapt for Fran.
She found herself again in the room.
"Sit down, Thagolynn."
"What the fuck is this?" She asked, puffing herself up, doing her best to intimidate me as she moved towards the table much more slowly, aggressively.
It appeared she still did not understand the situation.
"I am helping you reunite with Charlotte. R̐͏̤ȩ̹̉j̘̍͜o̝ͯ͡î͏̠c̝͂͠e̹̾͢."
Another flex of will, and she was suddenly seated at the table once more. She tried to get up, but I again moved her feeble body forcibly through spacetime, a puppet on strings of my will. This time, I set my toy down where Fran had been, and Fran where she had been, so that now she was blocked in by one of us on either side.
"I have heard, as I mentioned to you before, of your activities, Queen Twinkle Star has as well. She is quite… distressed with you, Thagolynn." I mused idly, filing my nails with one of the myriad tools I kept in my orbit, not even bothering to glance at her. "She is quite proud of the peace she keeps in this town, she guards it jealously. Your outbursts threatened the artistic balance of it all. Accordingly, talk was had of many different options. You should be grateful that I interceded, in truth."
"Fuck you I should."
I smiled languidly.
"There are many types of artists living in Morningwood, painters, true, and seamstresses, but also... artisanal sadists, and of the latter, well, suffice to say a Dragon is a rare canvass. They would take their time. You would enjoy it in the end, of course... but the process, the journey to your new life as a masochistic art installation..."
I paused, letting that idea hang in the air for a moment, amongst the incense.
"By contrast, you will rather enjoy what I have in store for you, I expect, once given the chance... and because I am nothing if not magnanimous, you will even be allowed to spend as much time with Charlotte as any of us."
Fran looked at me, troubled. "Faust?"
I smiled, arcane energy suddenly roiling across my body in waves as I channeled my aura. The ambient magic in the area all but prostrated itself before me, and in a very real sense, for a singular moment I was every inch of empty space within the room.
Thagolynn's eyes widened as she suddenly felt my aura moving through the world around us, denser here, true, but extending far beyond the confines of these tiny walls, even as it tapered off. I imagine the sensation was a bit like going for a swim in an unfamiliar lake, entirely unaware that the 'water' in which you swam was in fact a sleeping Undine of unimaginable size, only for her to awaken, delighted to find you had unwittingly offered yourself to her.
The effects of my raw magical prowess burned away at my flesh, a pleasant, cold fire that scoured the skin from my skull in an instant, leaving a hollow, skeletal grin staring out through the purple-black flames, wings of the same bursting into existence as my magic fought to escape, to go forth and enact my will, to show all the might of Faust von Frankenstein.
It was the barest effort to restore my senses, something I had practiced intently, and only slightly more work to speak without a voice.
"I͝t̨ ͝i̛s͜ ̶a ̶p̕i̸t̴y̶ ͠y̕o҉u͠ ̡w͠i̴l͢ļ ́n̷o͡t́ ̨l͏i̶v̕e̷ ̷tó ̴s̵e͞e͝ ̸i̢t̀."
Thagolynn sprang into motion, simply ripping the table up from the floor as she fled for the door, but as she did so Fran grabbed her tail, pulling her off balance. Fran's grip didn't last, but the damage was done and Thagolynn fell to the floor, flipping around in an admirable combat roll, coming up facing us and furious.
Her face twisted, and at first I thought it was simple rage, but an instant too late I recognized it for what it was. I might have stopped her, had I been faster.
"A̦ͧ͠r̝̉̕e̵̖ͬ ̟̊̕y̾͏̦o͕̔̕u̝̅͟ ̤ͥ̀M̩̽͡A̡͈͌D̈́͏̼?̨̪ͮ" I screamed, incredulous. "F̥̄͡r̪͑͘ả҉͇nͫ́ͅ,̧̜̂ ͗҉͙g̵̻̾e͕ͥ͝t̵̜̚ ̛͎̚b͚͑̀a̟͐͘c̠̒̀k͈̈͠!̄"
To her credit, Fran obeyed instantly, or perhaps she saw as I did. She pressed herself against the back wall, looking on with evident terror.
Thagolynn's body twitched, and in the span of a second she was covered head to toe in scales where bare skin had once been. Her clothing, scant though it had been, snapped as her form bulged and twisted, talons and fangs pushing into reality as she bulked up, muscle swimming across her frame.
Desperately, I clawed at the enchantment that made up the room we were in, extradimensional space bound to the doorframe. It was imperative I take control of it immediately, regardless of the risks to spellcrafting on the fly, as well as the dangers of interfering with an unfamiliar artefact while inside it.
After all, I had very little time if I wished to make enough room for Thagolynn's true form before she crushed us all in this tiny room, pushed through to the cafe, and mangled all those dining within as well. It was already too late to work magic on her directly, with her body covered by her true Draconic scales, her resistance had risen nigh exponentially. It would take concerted effort to pierce her defenses now, and time I did not have.
For her part, Thagolynn continued to expand, her hands losing dexterity even compared to their original draconic form as they lengthened, now brushing the floor, no small achievement, as her legs had only grown as well, and her back was now pressed against the ceiling, her wings migrating up her body as I watched, curiously about the same size they had been. As she loomed over us, her mouth pressed out from her face making room for more and more teeth, as her eyes migrated to the sides of her head and a third grew in their place. Her jaw hung open, tongue grotesquely long, testing the teeth as they pushed through the gums.
She chuckled, and it sounded more like an avalanche than any normal sound.
"MISTAKE, BITCH." she thundered, almost jovially.
I fumbled at the enchantment, feeling no small amount of fear. They varied door to door as they expressed every inch of the interior space, variables keeping track of every tiny change, simulating furniture and interior space seamlessly. Even a room as tiny as this was a complexity that was nearly impossible to comprehend.
Should I fail, I would survive, my phylactery was safely tucked away with Lyle, but Amy would be crushed to death, as would Cornea, and any number of patrons. There was no guarantee there would be enough left of any one of them to raise. It was not even certain they would pass into the afterlife, with so many souls caught at once in the collapse of so complex an artefact. In truth, many artefacts, as each door in this cafe was its own little pressure trap, should I not contain Thagolynn here and now. There was no telling what other magical knicknacks might be present either.
No, it had to be now.
Her tail circled the room, her chest losing its femininity as it ballooned. I took a step back involuntarily as she took in a deep, hot breath, her body heat ratcheting up the temperature in the room as molten fire beat in her chest like blood.
A lick of that same flame danced at the back of her throat as she continued to grow, and her lungs finally filled.
Her tongue flattened down into a groove along her bottom jaw.
"Fͧ͏̟u̥̿͡c̨̲̍k̯̂͘ ̣͗͝i̸̲ͯṭ̚͜."
I gripped the enchantment with my mind and by sheer force of will I demanded reality bow to me.
Blue-white flame poured out of her maw, flooding towards us even faster than her expanding body as I twisted.
The space between us began to grow, though only where the fire raced, a sort of long ovular spheroid that's interior expanded rapidly. From outside it her flames appeared to shrink, warping into the bent space at the edge closest to her in a rainbow of color as the white light of her flames split into its component hues as it bent along the edges of the effect, the column of flame sputtering out before it reached the opposite end.
Thagolynn's eyes narrowed, her face unrecognizable, and she tried to take a swipe at me, but her arms were by now pinned in by the tiny space available, and Fran and I were not-quite cowering in the very narrow movable space.
Her tail, however, was free, and alerted me to this by slamming into me at high speed, tossing me against the wall. I lost grip on the enchantment, my concentration collapsing along with my body as I hit the floor, and the distortion of space ceased, but not before the last of her breath was spent.
I took a moment on the floor to reflect on my failure.
I felt Fran's body against me, struggling, slamming her fists and feet into Thagolynn's hide as it pressed in more and more, each swing more shallow with less room to move. It would not be even three seconds before we could not move at all.
But...
I was Faust von Frankenstein.
I did not fail because I never stopped until I succeeded.
I would not stay knocked down in the dirt where they all thought I belonged.
Î̥̀ w̷̸͖̱͚ͥ͐o̎҉҉̣͙ư͍̪͐ͧ͢l̷̻͓̫̉ͧ̈́͛̕ḋ̵͓́ͬͤ ş̴̨̖̰͔͌̈̈́͒̈́͟͞t̸ͣ͂͛ͤ̕͟͜҉̦̘̖͇͟ͅa̷̤̞͍̖͇̠ͦ͆̒n̶͕̥̣̹̳ͤ̑͗ͫd͓̙̰̯ͬ͒̍̾̕ p̾ͮ̋ͯ̋҉̷̴̳̞̬̜̕rͤ̚̕ͅǫ̴͔͑͢͝ư̭̤̱̊̃͠ḍ̵̨̼͎̎ͭ̄ͣ́ͅļ̖̲ͣȳ̶͕̂̕
.̴̰̊̂͡
I gripped the enchantment again, and as I felt the scales pressing into my skin, I pushed out.
The room grew at incredible pace, warping around us until we appeared to be the size of mice, the illusion only shattered by the fact that the door remained proportional to us even as the furniture and walls were distorted into something befitting giants.
I teleported myself and Fran back up onto the table, pieces still standing despite Thagolynn having ripped through it earlier as well as pressing her bulk against it as she grew. Mamono engineering, I suppose.
I looked to the woman beside me, breathing heavy, my aura reduced as I used my magic to its fullest, my flesh returned.
"I have the room under my control, but if she shatters my concentration again… at the very least we will never know it."
"Distract her. Got it." Fran said, nodding. "Plan?"
We both caught our breath as Thagolynn whipped around, getting her bearings and trying to find us. She'd continued to grow, and while we seemed to be mice, she was still growing, if much more slowly now, and had reached the size of a medium-sized dog.
I sighed. A cat would have been more thematically appropriate.
And smaller.
She was an incredibly long and lithe, yet muscular Dragon, her deep, dark blue hide battle scarred with discolored scales that would have regrown even tougher. My eyes were keen enough to see that as she settled into her full size the scales became serrated, and razor sharp. Her surprisingly small wings had finished their journey up her body and actually settled on her head, like large ears, and her four horns were wickedly sharp, pointing forward in line with her snout like beastly spears. She had three black eyes with no visible coloration, and her neck and tail were both equally enormously long. Her legs and forelegs, though they were still gigantic compared to us, proportionally seemed smaller than I might have expected. They lifted her off the ground to the approximate height of a medium-sized dog, when compared to the gargantuan furniture, but her thin body and long neck and tail gave the appearance of an enormous snake with reptilian deer-legs more than anything else.
She was also looking at us.
Absently, I noted her subspecies to be a type of Dragon that had once hunted large whales and other megafauna for food, constricting around them and slicing them apart with their scales. The Bladed Long-Spine. Lacking full-sized wings, they had difficulty flying, which was a welcome advantage, but they could still technically manage it via magic. Worse, while they were all but lightning underwater, they were still quite fast on the ground.
"Yes." I said, finally, "I have a plan."
"Good." Fran sounded relieved.
I admired her optimism. It was a bad plan.
I grabbed her hand and pulled, barely moving out of the way of a lance of fire, and her eyes widened as we jumped straight off the edge of the table, and hurtled toward the ground.