I'll probably come back to the job eventually, but as it is my schedule's full up. Thanks for filling in. ;)






You two:


FUCK!

I know it's hard to believe, but I have stuff to do this week of all weeks! First: take care of 10 meters of lumber. Mother likes her fire from December to July. Second: Catch up to "Building Faith" and betaing the third arc (the second ought to be finished this week).

I'm a Schrödinger's proofreader this week, just so we're clear. >_<
 






You two:


FUCK!

I know it's hard to believe, but I have stuff to do this week of all weeks! First: take care of 10 meters of lumber. Mother likes her fire from December to July. Second: Catch up to "Building Faith" and betaing the third arc (the second ought to be finished this week).

I'm a Schrödinger's proofreader this week, just so we're clear. >_<
I'm so sorry but I'm laughing so hard!
 
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"Huh, good to know as well," Hazami said, before looking back to you. "Hey, Homura. Come here for a bit."

"Huh?" you said as you went Hazama's side of the couch as she motioned you closer.

"If you're really serious about the idol business," she said, whispering into your ear. "I can help you get rid of a few with my stand..." she finished, pulling away and giving you a wink.

That right there is a sign of true friendship.:V
 
Chapter 23
[x] Watch
-[x] Comment on them sounding like an old married couple at some point
[x] Then go and talk to the ghost.
[x] Then go to your room.

Let's see where this argument goes....

"So you don't like ghosts?" she said, cocking her head to the side.

"Yes, now stop asking about it!" the older girl shouted.

"Why not?" she said, cocking her head to the other side.

"Let's just say that I when met an ancient Sumerian demon, I did not expect a giant marshmallow man to come out of nowhere and cover me in enough sugar to give the the entire population of Washington D.C. diabetes."

"Wait, were you part of-"

"Nope, I'm not a part of those nutcases. I'm not sure how they handle all those ghosts..."

"So... can I-"

"No."

"How about-"

"No."

"Then-"

"NO."

"You're boring."

"You're annoying."

You decided to join in. "And you both sound like an old married couple," you said with a stupidly happy straight face.

They both stopped and stared at you for some time.

And in unison, they said, "That is wrong in so many ways."

"Eh?"

"We're of different ages," the young one said with a deadpan.

"I have zero interest in this little girl," the older one added.

"Oh... ah...."

After a while, Hazami smiled a bit. "Ah, I know you were trying to joke. It's just that you're complete and utter shit at it."

"I agree with her. Try reading a joke book instead-"

"No."

"Oh come on! Even when I'm giving advice!"

"Joke books are utter shit."

Yeah, you better leave the two alone. But before that...

"Hagiri, where do you keep the natto?"

She briefly looked at you. "4th cabinet." She went back to arguing. Something about vending machines? Anyways, you looked for the 4th cabinet and upon opening it, you found stacks upon stacks of boxes of natto. You took a box and looked up how to prepare a box.

google
Most popular way to prepare natto is as follows.
  1. Please put natto into a suitable porcelain bowl.
  2. Stir the natto with chopsticks or other suitable tool. Do not mash. ...
  3. Pour the soy sauce and mix mustard.
  4. If spring onions are available, it is recommended to finely chop these and mix in.


Following the instructions, you found a bowl and pour the contents into it. You grabbed some disposable chopsticks and started mixing the natto in the bowl. As you did, you listen in to the argument between the two girls. Seems like they're arguing about a book called "Seduction of the Innocents."

"That book's shit."

"Yeah, I can agree with that."

Okay they're not actually arguing about anything right now. Anyways after following the the instructions, you found a bottle of soy sauce and a package of mix mustard from the box. You poured them both into the bowl and stirred the natto again... Oh, looks like they're fighting now... with a board game that, after you search the Internet, turns out to be Monopoly...

"I'm gonna buy every single property from you faster than you can blink."

"Yeah, whatever. I played this game plenty of times."

At least they aren't clawing at each other's necks. Finally, you found a cutting board and some spring onions and grabbing a knife, you chopped them all up and dumped them on the natto before mixing it again. After that, you dump all the disposable material into the into the trash can and placed all the utensils and cooking tools into the sink.

Picking up the bowl, you walk by the table where Hagiri and Hazami were playing Monopoly. Huh, if the rules you found online were right, Hagiri won. She had every property, and literally all the money stacked around her.

"I win."

Hazami looked at Hagiri with a scowl. "Fuck you, you little shit."

"Sorry but I'm too young," she said with a grin.

"Again, fuck you."

Seems like they're okay. You excuse yourself and walked out the door and downstairs to the basement. After some time, you found the place and set the natto on the table.

"hello again..."

"Hey, I just w-wanted to talk to you for a bit."

"she's a wild card you know..."

"Huh?"

"the ouroboros girl... she's the daughter of one of my killers..."

"O-oh... sorry about that..."

"don't worry... i'm dead... she's dead... it doesn't matter... at least she wasn't as murderous..."

"What do you mean?"

"i met the soul of a businessman at the ghost alley while I was there... his death was a lot cleaner... they did things to me before I died... very slowly..."

"Getting stabbed to death was slow?"

"no... that was a mercy kill... by her friend..."

"So, about Hazami..."

"she has better self control than her mother... knows who to fight and who not to fight... but she's still selfish... she's in it only for her own goals... watch yourself..."

"How do you know these things?"

She simply smiled. "same way i died i guess... you can say that I have psychic powers... they found out... and i got killed..."

"Oh... so that's way you're dead?"

"that... and i spilled a grain of salt on her..."

"That's even more absurd than the ice cream thing!"

"like i said... better self control... oh... a few things..."

"What is it?"

"you're going to be an idol right?"

"Um... yes... how did you-"

"ghost psychic..." she said before clasping her hands over her head and spreading them in an arc, creating a rainbow with the word "Psychic."

"Oh yeah..."

"anyways... be careful... one of them has connections to the yakuza... so be careful..."

"Um... can you be more spacific?"

"sorry... predicting future is much... harder than figuring out a person..."

"Oh, okay. So I can ask you about future events if I want to?"

"only if you bring me natto each visit..."

"Okay, that's a deal I suppose... oh by the way."

"yes?"

"Does Hazami know of you?"

"no... she's unaware of her mother's crimes... thanks to a combination of child abuse and patricide... she doesn't want to..."

"I guess I'll just leave it at that... well, goodbye, I guess."

"have a nice day... thanks for the natto!"

After that interesting exchange with the ghost you walked back to your room and met up with SpeedBey. "This... was an interesting day..."

"I believe so, how was KyuBey?"

"He's currently recording all this..."

"Then things are fine. What's next on the schedule?"

"Uh, learning culture tomorrow it seems... which one would you like to learn?"
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Internal programing

Internal programing
Cheerful idol plugin: Off

Dance plugin: Off

Singing plugin: Off

Fabulous plugin: Off

Moe plugin: 50%

Emotions: On

Combat mode: Off
Status

Integrity: 100%

Head: Nominal

Main Body: Nominal

Left Arm: Nominal

Right Arm: Nominal

Left Leg: Nominal

Right Leg: Nominal

Extensions: None


[] Shintoism

[] Mythology

[] Umm... what was it called... Otaku?

[] Uh.. idol?
 
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"hello again..."

"Hey, I just w-wanted to talk to you for a bit."

"she's a wild card you know..."

"Huh?"

"the ouroboros girl... she's the daughter of one of my killers..."
Ooookaaaaaay..... Incoming huge SPOILER!

"that... and i spilled a grain of salt on her..."

"That's even more absurd than the ice cream thing!"
How the fuck did that make sense!?
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I still don't get it.

"anyways... be careful... one of them has connections to the yakuza... so be careful..."
Hm...

Definitely the younger one.

"no... she's unaware of her mother's crimes... thanks to a combination of child abuse and matricide... she doesn't want to..."
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Did she died? Cause if she did, I wanted to know if it karma related or not.:D
 
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