A Krieger Medicae might be making an appearance down the line.

Hey MadmanAndre? Are you okay? You mentioned having hurricane troubles, but didn't mention much beyond that. You are in a safe spot, right?
I'm fine. I weathered the storm and I'm just waiting for the electricity to come back on. Currently typing this on a laptop powered by a generator.

*shakes head in disappointment*
If you liked the Death Corps, you would have mentioned Vrax

Arch Warhammer? Eww...

But yeah, Kriegers are a fun bunch. Like I said, you might be seeing one in the future. Anything else would spoil things.
 
Either he had it before or somehow the Astarte process went sideways as they do often in Space Wolves.
Could be a case of the chase being more important than the goal, and chasing skirts is both more dignified and more socially acceptable than chasing squirrels and other small life forms. Then again, this is GW, and that would be way too much thought put into something, be it SMurf or not.

Also, hi. Loving the story, so far.
(And I'd argue that an influx of shipgirls would add sense to 40k)
 
Isn't the removal of the sex drive for space marines less the augmentation and more the hypnoconditioning so hypothetically that might not take in more marines than one might think, it's just that this particular guy has a...reputation?
 
Fucking Fascist piece of shit
Glad to see that SV is an open platform of debate, where all political views can be discussed with level-headed fairness.

But seriously Arch has been under alot of heat from GW. I'm going to put these videos here so that the rest of you can hopefully get a picture of whats going on.



These are some of videos of a complex series of events that I unfortently can not describe without any bias.
 
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While Arch does know his shit when it comes to Warhammer lore, it doesn't counteract his frankly repulsive political leanings.
Isn't a minor point also that he doesn't know his shit, at least not as much as he claims?
These are some of videos of a complex series of events that I unfortently can not describe without any bias.
Right. "Complex series of events". You mean a youtuer being a repugnant alt-right shitstain hating on anything not a male cis-het WASP (and thereby being a walking, talking example of why people on the outside think all warhammer fans are closet fascists).
 
I think he was more referring to the extremely poorly worded trademark claim that GW used to attack him rather than the man himself; Arch being a repugnant shitstain or not is completely irrelevant as that wasn't what GW threw at him, they threw 'any monetized channel using the term 'Warhammer' in relation to our stuff is a trademark infringement', which is idiotic and also pretty typical for GW's love of wielding gigantic copyright-related clubs on anything that they dislike.

So unless said repugnant shitstain was lying about the infringement notice that GW sent him, his repugnance and poop-relatery has nothing to do with the issue at hand.

(It could have, if GW had aimed their infringement notice at Arch directly instead of 'literally any monetized youtube channel at all', but they didn't, so it doesn't.)


This is, however, really not the place for this discussion.
 

You mean some people being unable to recognize when someone is joking on the internet? Seriously, this grew out of his Gnoblar video more then 3 years ago, when he pointed out that GW made a group of STEREOTYPICALLY JEWISH GOBLINS for Fantasy. and from that, people branded -him- the racist, instead of GW. Go figure.

Say whatever you want about his political leanings, the man does -hilarious- 40k lore videos. I could care less what his political leanings are, since I don't watch those videos.

This is, however, really not the place for this discussion.

Agreed, and sorry I brought it up.
 
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Isn't the removal of the sex drive for space marines less the augmentation and more the hypnoconditioning so hypothetically that might not take in more marines than one might think, it's just that this particular guy has a...reputation?
The codex is rather vague.

Though he is undisputedly one of the most cunning individuals in the Chapter, Lukas is called Trickster by his many, many detractors, for he will pull every ruse high and low to get his way. Tall, rangy but not particularly broad compared to his fellows, Lukas is a rebel and a rogue who delights in sowing anarchy and misrule. He epitomises the anti-authoritarian streak of his Chapter, and is far too busy puncturing the egos of the pompous to dwell on musty old sagas and ancient battle doctrine.

A near legendary figure amongst Fenris' womenfolk, Lukas was once famous for sharing a dozen beds in a single night. But after his elevation to the ranks of the Space Wolves it is Lukas' contributions to the Chapter's war efforts that have earned him lasting respect amongst his fellow Blood Claws. He has faked a series of transmissions that led directly to an Ork civil war, infected the mainframe of a traitor cell of Adeptus Mechanicus with their own necrovirus, and lured a Lord of the Word Bearers into making planetfall upon thin ice, resulting in hundreds of renegade Space Marines plunging into the haunted depths of the Sea of Lost Souls.

- Space Wolf codex 8th ed. pg 37 -​
 
Skeletons
By special request, I'm crossposting this from Spacebattles.

Asmodai...

INTERROGATE?

Our assumptions have been confirmed!

WHAT!

He has a suspicious book!

BOOK!

Is he in Cahoots with the Fallen?

FALLEN!

MAKE HIM REPENT!

REPEEEEEEEENT!!!!!

Well Fuck me Baltimore, I went and wrote this.

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"Asmodai..."

"INTERROGATE!?"


"Uh oh." Will instantly realized that the conversation had taken a turn for the worst, and things had been going so well until a moment ago. One moment she was talking with the newcomers about their past, after helping them deal with a group of stragglers from the Black Crusade that had fled Cadia. But suddenly they had turned hostile when she asked Azrael, their leader, about the waylaid member of their Chapter that one of her past Admirals encountered several centuries before. And now the Grand Master and Chaplain were angry. Especially the Chaplain.

"Our assumptions have been confirmed!" Azrael shouted.

"WHAT!?"' The Chaplain also shouted.

"She knows of the heretic Cypher!"

"CYPHER!"

"She's a heretic in cahoots with the Fallen!"


"FALLEN!"

"MAKE HER REPENT!"

What the feth does that even mea- Will didn't have a chance to finish the thought, as with a thunderous war-cry of "REPEEENT!" The Chaplain had charged at her and in an instant, delivered his power maul directly to her face.

The mace didn't even hurt, nor even so much as scratch her. Even that daemonsword that Failmaster Abbadon slashed at her with barely drew blood. And like the sword, It harmlessly bounced off of her, sending its wielder skittering back from the recoil.

"What the Frack?" She demanded, "Why are you-"

Then the members of his retinue started shooting her, with bolters no less. One shot her with a plasma gun but still, she could tank hits from Lances for Emperor's sake. This? This was just sad. She flared her Void Shields, sending those closest to her flying away. "I'll ask again," She started, calling on that golden aura that enveloped her and flaring it even more brightly than the shields, "Why do you think I'm a heretic?"

"You're working with Cypher!" Azrael shouted.

"Who?" Will had to resist retaliating at the other Astartes with her point defenses, despite her Fairies' insisting. It said something that her a barrage from even her lightest, weakest ordnance could gut a Battle Barge in one go.

"The Heretic Fallen," he ground out as he drew his power sword and prepared to fight her. "You know of Cypher and his ilk!"

Will didn't have a chance to ask what a Fallen was when she was rudely interrupted by the ball of angry that was Angrydai and his power mace. She caught the broad head of the mace in one hand, the arcane energies the weapon generated dancing across her skin and singing the cuff of her blouse. With a tug she ripped the weapon from the Chaplain's grip. She couldn't see the surprise on the man's face, but she knew it was there before she wiped it off of it with a right hook to his skull-emblazoned helm. The blow was enough to send the Marine flying backward, sailing through the air.

Will dropped the still powered mace, just in time to catch the blade of Azrael's power sword in the same hand. This time she just held onto it, as she made the connection as to what was going on. "That guy I mentioned was a traitor?"

"Yes!"

"Well it's news to me," Will said. "He wasn't covered in blood and skulls and tentacles and ranting about skull gods and blood thrones, so it's an easy mistake to make."

The other Astartes had stopped firing. Whether it was due to a lack of effectiveness on their part or they ran out of bolt shells, she wasn't sure. "That still doesn't absolve you of your crime of knowing-"

"I'm not a traitor!" Will cut him off. "And do you really think you're the only ones that don't have a shameful past?" Will asked, half-shouting. "The only ones who didn't have brothers, sisters, turn against you!?"

"What-"

"Three, asshole," Will spat. "Three Sisters I fought alongside in the Crusade, whose crews shared battle honors with mine. Three ships of my class that had crews that turned traitor during the Heresy, that I had to go and help put down. By the throne, that fate almost befell me. Half my crew turned on the other half during the Heresy, and the ensuing battle throughout my decks left me with a skeleton crew! Barely ten thousand able bodies to crew a ship in need of ten times that!" A part of will was telling her to just shut up, but she didn't care. "Might and Word had it even worse - between damage and sabotage, they were out of commission for another decade!" Will was shouting now. "It was just me and a few dozen destroyers and cruisers against that bastard's armada and his flagship! A Dozen Battleships! And a Gloriana! If those of my crew hadn't turned on each other if, Might and Word's crew hadn't, hadn't..." Will trailed off, and was silent for a beat. "I have my shame too."

She was suddenly aware she had been ranting about stuff she probably shouldn't have, to people that didn't care. She also realized she had the room's attention. Asmodai was on his knees, looking at her in awe. Azrael had let go of his own weapon and had stepped away from her, likely equally in awe. But was it awe? Or was it something else?

Will dropped the sword, suddenly sullen, the weapon clattering to the deck. "I... I was failed too," she said. "I'm sorry I said anything. You're not the only one with skeletons in your past. I..." She turned around, numbly walking toward the exit, toward the landing bay. "All of us have them."

Will walked in silence through the halls, back the way she came in. She left the Dark Angel's ship, flying back toward Cadia and the rest of the fleet. Her fleet.

The Angels didn't stop her.

Only after she left did she realize she was still swathed in golden light.

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Well fuck me Baltimore, I went and wrote 1000 words for a shitpost. And filled it with Feels.
 
Admiral Quarren's gonna become the CRREEEEEEDD of the Imperial Navy, isn't he? Gonna hide a battleship in an escape pod.


Enemy Bridge
"Sir! Auspex shows the sensor signal of a battle ship, yet visuals only show some space debris"
"Must be sensor malfunctions, recalibrate it on the next maintenance cycle."
-As the vessel passes the location, surprise Laser broadside to the rear-
"QQQQUUUUAAARRRRRREEENNNN"
 
Admiral Quarren's gonna become the CRREEEEEEDD of the Imperial Navy, isn't he? Gonna hide a battleship in an escape pod.


Enemy Bridge
"Sir! Auspex shows the sensor signal of a battle ship, yet visuals only show some space debris"
"Must be sensor malfunctions, recalibrate it on the next maintenance cycle."
-As the vessel passes the location, surprise Laser broadside to the rear-
"QQQQUUUUAAARRRRRREEENNNN"
Armless The Harmless is still gonna blame Creed for it, because he's the guy who first came up with the tactic
 
Admiral Quarren's gonna become the CRREEEEEEDD of the Imperial Navy, isn't he? Gonna hide a battleship in an escape pod.


Enemy Bridge
"Sir! Auspex shows the sensor signal of a battle ship, yet visuals only show some space debris"
"Must be sensor malfunctions, recalibrate it on the next maintenance cycle."
-As the vessel passes the location, surprise Laser broadside to the rear-
"QQQQUUUUAAARRRRRREEENNNN"
Armless The Harmless is still gonna blame Creed for it, because he's the guy who first came up with the tactic
We all know that Quarren is secretly Creed wearing Groucho glasses, no-one in-universe knows this, but the reality cannot hide from our OOC knowledge.
(Technically Tzeentch knows, but the part of him that knows is keeping the knowledge secret from the rest of him, because he thinks tricking himself is funny.)
 
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"And now that the lassies have had their say," the Astartes spoke with a grin and a voice filled with mirth, I'll go ahead and introduce myself." He strode over to her, with every bit the swiftness that the Great Wolf had shown, and before Will could properly react he had scooped one of her gloved hands up with his own. "The name's Lukas, my fair lady," he said, leaning down and bringing her hand up to plant a kiss on the back of it. "And it is a pleasure to meet you."

Never let it be said that the old wolf is not a canny and cunning pack leader. The Trickster can be trusted to think outside the box and come up crazy solutions to the craziness that will surround the living Embodiment of a Emperor class battleship. Plus there is that Vortex bomb he has in his chest which means means anything powerful enough to end him will be stuck in stasis forever.
 
Never let it be said that the old wolf is not a canny and cunning pack leader. The Trickster can be trusted to think outside the box and come up crazy solutions to the craziness that will surround the living Embodiment of a Emperor class battleship. Plus there is that Vortex bomb he has in his chest which means means anything powerful enough to end him will be stuck in stasis forever.

I like this post, beside the fact she's an Apocalypse and not an Emperor, and that Lukas has a Stasis Bomb and not a Vortex Bomb in his chest.
 
I like this post, beside the fact she's an Apocalypse and not an Emperor, and that Lukas has a Stasis Bomb and not a Vortex Bomb in his chest.

Sorry about the ship mess up, I have not read the Space Wolf Codex's for 7th and 8th edition because of some of the retcons we got for them and things like the Primaris Marines so I went with what I remembered. If it's a regular Stasis Bomb in his chest then that's still going to give him the last laugh.
 
Update
This isn't going to be a story post, not in the slightest. It's not going to be very long at all. I prefer brevity regarding heavy subjects.

I understand that a lot of people enjoyed reading this story. However, it is with a heavy heart that I announce that I am putting this story on indefinite hiatus, due to the reasons that I will list below.

Recently, Games Workshop, the owners of the Warhammer 40k brand and associated IP, have made changes to their intellectual property guidelines concerning fan works, specifically "Fan-films and animations." While this obviously doesn't affect fanfiction, I cannot in good conscience continue work on this due to Games Workshop's blatant and overt hostility to its fans and creators.

As a result, this decision. I am making it to show solidarity with creators like Bruva Alfabusa, who has placed If The Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device on indefinite hiatus due to these recent actions. I understand there is very little I can personally do regarding this, beyond sending a sternly worded letter and a personal boycott. But this is still something I can do.
 
However, it is with a heavy heart that I announce that I am putting this story on indefinite hiatus,
oh poop.
first Alfa, now THIS!?
how many other fanfic guys are going to stop now?!
I need my fics damnit!
DAMN YOU GAMES WORKSHOP!!!
EDIT: just to clarify, I respect Alfa's choice to stop, family should take priority in these sort of situations.
EDIT 2: also, isn't this kinda redundant? I honestly thought this story was dead or already on hiatus, so while I'm not happy about this, it doesn't really have quite as much impact as if it actually updated with some frequency.
 
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To be perfectly fair, Alfa didn't say he'd stop the series completely. In the future, he may either restart the series when GW stops being so cancerous to fan animation/films-atleast, when their legal department does. Or, and more likely, he will take the characters and plot lines from the series and just, take the warhammer out of it. Like they did with that stellaris sponsorship. In the end though, we can only wait.

I understand that you wouldn't want to continue this story with the overbearing GW nagging on fan content. But, maybe you could take the warhammer out of the fic? This is a suggestion being made by someone who hasn't written a damn thing, so I don't know how easy it would be.

Edit: Took a gander through that little memo Games Workshop Legal has written up.

Fan-films and animations – individuals must not create fan films or animations based on our settings and characters. These are only to be created under licence from Games Workshop.

I thought there was some legal BS that hurt fans making films on warhammer by either taking ad revenue or something. Didn't know they were just going to straight up ban unlicensed films. God, imagine if valve declared that you couldn't make TF2 animations or something.
 
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