[X] -Cross arms and say- I humbly and full heartedly...refuse!
-[X] Laugh
You expected Medaka to recruit more members before you. Granted you didn't expected from her to recruit a fanboy that worships the very ground she walks. It doesn't seem likely he would try anything improper, however....gaaah! Well played Medaka, really well played!
But!
You, Zenkichi Hitoyoshi, are not the type of person who admit defeat!
Ever!
You cross your arms. "I humbly and full heartedly...
refuse!" And then you laugh. It's earlier than you thought, but it's time to use
that! "That was a good move, but my own hand is far from empty! Now witness my counterattack!"
"Oh! Oh!" Medaka's eyes sparkle with delight. "What it is? What it is?"
With a dramatic and slow movement you insert your hand under your jacket...and then quickly remove a piece of paper before slamming it on Medaka's desk. "Madam President! I, Zenkichi Hitoyoshi, submit the request for the creation a new club!"
"Oooh?" Medaka picks up and scans the form. "The [Devil's Council]?"
Akune, Shiranui and Nabeshima sweatdrop.
"What is its goal?" She continues.
"In the interest of healthy competition and personal development, the Devil's Council aims to provide the students of Hakoniwa Academy with challenges where they can put to the test their skills and events aimed to favor socialization, expanding one's own horizons and new perspectives for the future." You explain, revealing the plan you have engineered with great care.
"...Isn't it basically the opposite of the suggestion box? Creating problems instead of resolving them?" Nabeshima whispers to Shiranui.
"Yuuup!" Shiranui replies.
"Damn you Hitoyoshi! As if Medaka-san would seriously approve something so sha-"
"APPROVED!" Medaka slams the stamp for approval on the form.
"-dYYYYYEEEEEEHH?!" Akune screams in disbelief.
"What a beautiful initiative Zenkichi!" Medaka folds her fingers under her chin, eyes sparkling. "To dedicate your time to help fellow students growing as individuals!"
"Those who work eat. But, isn't food earned after a day of hard work more delicious?" You explain, as if revealing an universal truth. "If you, Medaka, focus on resolving problems that hinder people's efforts then I, Zenkichi, will provide them with the chance to put their efforts to good use!"
You and Medaka exchange a modern handshake. "Fufufu! And the fact it will allow you to be my enemy is a bonus?" Medaka grins.
"Muahahaha! As if that wasn't clear from the beginning!" You grin back. "You should know by now my goals: I shall always be at the opposite end of you, Medaka! After all if no one challenges you, then that spark of yours will die out and that'd be a true shame!"
"Shiranui-chan?"
"Yes Nabeshima-sempai?"
"Those two have a very twisted relationship, right?"
"Yes, yes they have."
"I am happy for your initiative Zenkichi." Medaka sits back and picks up the club form again. "But to start a club, one need a minimum of
five members."
"Already thought of that. Hey Shiranui, are you-" You turn around, only for your friend to be nowhere to be sees. "Apparently not. Nabeshima-san?"
"I don't mind." She raises a hand. "But since I'm still part of the Judo Club, it's okay if I consider myself on rental?"
"Fine by me. Now, to recruit the other members!" You begin to leave before stopping at the door and turning to Akune. "By the way Akune-san: nice ass, though you might want to ask Medaka for pointers in showing off what you got."
Akune turns as white as a ghost, while Nebeshima turns as red as a tomato. Medaka is doing a pose that accentuate her [assets].
"...What? Just because I'm straight it doesn't mean I'm insecure enough to not compliment members of my own gender."
[*]
"I have to say Hitoyoshi-kun, I didn't expected you to be so
open-minded." Nabeshima comments after the two of you leave the Council Room.
"Mh? I suppose that, compared to the average Japanese, I am." You humm. "Must be the British blood in me."
"Oh, Hitoyoshi-kun is an
half?"
"From my Father's side."
"I see." She nods. "So, do you already know who to recruit for this...Devil's Council?"
"Sure thing. Rica?"
"Yes." The black-haired girl raises a hand.
"Waaah?!" Nabeshima jumps away from the surprise, widen eyes fixed on the short girl. "Where do you come from?"
"I've always been there."
"No you're not!" Nabeshima points at Rica. "You, like, just appeared out of thin air!"
"Don't mind Rica, she doesn't like to stand out." You put a hand on Rica's shoulder. "Nabeshima-san, this is Rica Kageyama. Rica, this is Nabeshima-san."
"Nice to meet you sempai." She bows.
"With you two we have three members." You punch the air. "Two more and we will have the necessary numbers to work on the Devil Council's
real goal!"
"Real...goal?" Nabeshima asks with the appropriate gravitas.
You throw your arms in the air. "The dream...of a
true man:
World Domination! Muahahahaha!!!"
Rica waves a flag with [Way to go Zenkichi!] on it.
Nabeshima wonders if she made some sort of horrible mistake.
None of the other nearby students seem to acknowledge the trio's words and actions.
[X] End of Chapter Two
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Time for another interlude. Suggestions?