Halkegenia Online Thread 24 : WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM

Oops, things just got serious. Sorry about that.

Oh no, I'm sure Asuna's actual conscious response to Siesta would be nothing but kindness and warmth.

But the great thing about nuanced characters is that not all their motives and feelings are just worn on the surface.

The hostility would be almost shapeless and not something she even consciously understands at first why she would be directing at Siesta. And almost certainly something she would stop once she realized she was doing it.
 
Of course in the meantime Siesta will be experiencing a rather impressive BSOD at the lady of the house preferring to cook for everyone (as opposed to having someone cook for her). And more importantly, the rest of the Fae not seeing anything odd about it.
 
Of course in the meantime Siesta will be experiencing a rather impressive BSOD at the lady of the house preferring to cook for everyone (as opposed to having someone cook for her). And more importantly, the rest of the Fae not seeing anything odd about it.

If anything Asuna is the unusual one amongst the Fae for already being entirely used to having servants and cleaning staff and so on.

She's almost certainly not unique in that regard, but she is in the minority.

Though this discussion does make me wonder not only about general population Fae coming to employ staff over the months to come, but also about the institutions. The Library aside (and even there Bishop may want to avoid drawing attention by not doing this) all the other big buildings are also going to need cleaners and maintenance workers and while there's unlikely to be any shame over doing that kind of work amongst the young-leaning Fae (especially if SAO economic realities for zoomers reflect our own) they are likely to mostly avoid it just because their various talents make it easy for them to do so. See the Faerie Binman who promptly uses his taming skill to automate the process.

All of which would imply that places like Arrun Home and the various guilds are all going to have significant staff of their own simply to maintain the place. Staff who are all going to be growing used to the various oddities of the Fae Cities and culture.

Heck, once she's settled in Siesta may well find that there is already a not insignificant network and community of workers like herself throughout Arrun and the wider population of the Faerie Cities. Which means all the fun of such networks elsewhere. Yes I'm talking about (non-confidential) gossip. :evil:

All the head maids happening to favour some establishment or another on their day(s) off perhaps. Siesta eventually learning through them about the wider perceptions of her new employers.

More personally, it would be where she would get a jumpstart on all the human specific and commoner specific tips and tricks for living in Arrun. Where to go, where not to go, how to deal with this and that. That yes they do absolutely mean it when they say you can report your employer for abuse, and not just the kind of extreme stuff that you could report a noble for.
 
Heck, once she's settled in Siesta may well find that there is already a not insignificant network and community of workers like herself throughout Arrun and the wider population of the Faerie Cities. Which means all the fun of such networks elsewhere. Yes I'm talking about (non-confidential) gossip.
I have no doubt there's a 'commoner network' in place already. I mean the population is more or less 50% human:
There were over twenty thousand Faeries living in Arrun since the last census. Even more as the western settlements emptied out and were converted into military outposts for the duration of the war. Almost that many again native Tristanians passing through the city or taking work in its shops and businesses.
 
I have no doubt there's a 'commoner network' in place already. I mean the population is more or less 50% human:

Ah, but then there's the network of staff, which is going to be very distinct from the merchants and such.

Downstairs politics and all that.

EDIT: There is absolutely a perceived hierarchy after all and head maid of a family is pretty far from the bottom of it. Commoners in Arrun are absolutely going to have carried over their divisions and preconceptions of one another.
 
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Of course in the meantime Siesta will be experiencing a rather impressive BSOD at the lady of the house preferring to cook for everyone (as opposed to having someone cook for her). And more importantly, the rest of the Fae not seeing anything odd about it.

I mean, as Anzer'ke points out, Asuna is the only one in the family who even knows what having serving staff entails.

Kazuto and Suguha are from a, comfortable, working class family background. While Yui has essentially half a year of experience at being flesh and blood rather than a software agent.

Siesta certainly knows what 'petty mages' are and that not every noble has servants. But that's probably just going to enhance the weirdness because the closer it gets to something she knows that more the differences will stand out.

Not every mage has servants. But the mages that do have servants have them do the same things.

Like, she's going to be working for people who want her to clean the house. Okay, makes sense. But they want Yui to maker her own bed, clean her own room, and at very least take her own clothes to and from the laundry.

I have no doubt there's a 'commoner network' in place already. I mean the population is more or less 50% human:

That's more or less been my reasoning. Commoners and petty mages flooding in to do the jobs the Fae can't, or that it would be a waste for them to do when there's other things they can be doing.

Not to say this probably doesn't create some tension seeing as most of the Fae are certainly goign to think they need to look out for each other first. Something that is fairly reasonable in their circumstance as essentially marooned expatriots.

There's also certain jobs that do get looked down on, sadly. The Miura brothers, for all that they're clever with their taming of slugs, are still ultimately garbage and night men and people can be assholes even when they know better.
 
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Just wait until she learns that Yui's school is cleaned mainly by its students. Now there's a Faerie (read Japanese) custom that's gonna fuck with her head.

And of course right as she is coming to see this as a way to teach children certain things, Asuna comes home on leave, cooks, and adamantly refuses to let her do the dishes.

Cue Siesta chatting with one of her maid friends at a bar and getting confirmation that no, the Kirigayas are just weird.
 
Just wait until she learns that Yui's school is cleaned mainly by its students. Now there's a Faerie (read Japanese) custom that's gonna fuck with her head.
to be fair, japanese schools do hire professional cleaning staff, the students taking turns on certain tasks is more to instill discipline and Japanese work ethics than it is to actually clean the place.
 
to be fair, japanese schools do hire professional cleaning staff, the students taking turns on certain tasks is more to instill discipline and Japanese work ethics than it is to actually clean the place.

Gasp! Anime has lied to me! :lol:

Though I suppose Yui and her room will be much the same. Siesta goes in now and then to do the serious cleaning, but Yui is expected to keep it clean and tidy.

EDIT: On a completely different note, the Fae have possibly stumbled into a weirdly progressive model of home ownership. See I was thinking about how commoners owning homes in Arrun might work and figured the following.

As Counts and Countesses, the Faerie Court are the default landowners in their cities.

Once everyone claimed their player housing or a vacant place if they lacked one, everything else would have defaulted back to said Faerie Court.

However those titles are ultimately held less by the office holder and more the office itself. At least as far as internal matters go.

Hence all that property is owned by the City governments.

Presumably they also have some kind of first right of refusal type of dealy when people want to sell up. Which might have had some budget implications for places where lots of people wanted to move away to Arrun.

And so they have, through the combination of Nobility laws and Japanese bureacracy, ended up with what amounts to heaps of social housing. In fact given that the Faerie Cities need Commoner workers and know it, the incentive of relatively cheap and high quality housing rented from the city directly (meaning the local Faerie Count or Countess...totally) may have occured to a few of the cities.

I just hope they are smart enough not to let anyone buy up a bunch of stock and create slum housing for commoner workers.
 
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Side question that just popped into my head, can Fae and humans cross breed?
Yes, the mother of the pairing dictates what the child is.
Of course in the meantime Siesta will be experiencing a rather impressive BSOD at the lady of the house preferring to cook for everyone (as opposed to having someone cook for her). And more importantly, the rest of the Fae not seeing anything odd about it.
Siesta.exe has stopped working. Please reboot your system.
Heck, once she's settled in Siesta may well find that there is already a not insignificant network and community of workers like herself throughout Arrun and the wider population of the Faerie Cities. Which means all the fun of such networks elsewhere. Yes I'm talking about (non-confidential) gossip. :evil:

All the head maids happening to favour some establishment or another on their day(s) off perhaps. Siesta eventually learning through them about the wider perceptions of her new employers.

More personally, it would be where she would get a jumpstart on all the human specific and commoner specific tips and tricks for living in Arrun. Where to go, where not to go, how to deal with this and that. That yes they do absolutely mean it when they say you can report your employer for abuse, and not just the kind of extreme stuff that you could report a noble for.
I can see as the word spreads that lot of commoners and petty mages will want to start working for the Fae, since the conditions are just better compared to many native nobles and institutions from their pov.
That's more or less been my reasoning. Commoners and petty mages flooding in to do the jobs the Fae can't, or that it would be a waste for them to do when there's other things they can be doing.

Not to say this probably doesn't create some tension seeing as most of the Fae are certainly goign to think they need to look out for each other first. Something that is fairly reasonable in their circumstance as essentially marooned expatriots.

There's also certain jobs that do get looked down on, sadly. The Miura brothers, for all that they're clever with their taming of slugs, are still ultimately garbage and night men and people can be assholes even when they know better.
And on the other side, someone is going to raise a stink of "these newcomer non-humans appearing out of nowhere and starting to lord over good, hardworking people".
 
to be fair, japanese schools do hire professional cleaning staff, the students taking turns on certain tasks is more to instill discipline and Japanese work ethics than it is to actually clean the place.
IIRC unless it's rich private school said staff is far from enough without students and teachers regularly cleaning their study/workplace. As in sometimes it's outright ONE person per shift for a whole school, who doubles as guard and sometimes gardener. And children are messy enough to require regular cleaning everywhere.
 
And on the other side, someone is going to raise a stink of "these newcomer non-humans appearing out of nowhere and starting to lord over good, hardworking people".
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The nobles aren't going to care about the 'commoner job market' as it were. However it has been shown that there are some points of contention.

See Momorency Margarita la Fère de Momorency's (say that 3 times fast) family. It was mentioned that they'd spent a good deal of time and money reclaiming sub-par land that belonged to them. Only for a good deal of their work to turn into useless sand when the Salamander region 'ported in.

Anybody living near the Undine's capital of Orlein is going to have similar problems (if in the opposite direction) since the place is now all wetlands and multiple lakes.
 
Been quite a while since I kept up with the thread, pleased as punch to see the story coming alive again.

As for resources for gathering ideas of how to portray something like 18th- early 20th European societies:

Downton Abbey got mentioned, "Upstairs, Downstairs" plays much in the same period. "Jane Eyre", "Pride and Predjudice", probably Charles Dickens' books...

For a more military point of view, "Sharpe's Rifles", "Master and Commander"/Horatio Hornblower books...
 
Been quite a while since I kept up with the thread, pleased as punch to see the story coming alive again.

As for resources for gathering ideas of how to portray something like 18th- early 20th European societies:

Downton Abbey got mentioned, "Upstairs, Downstairs" plays much in the same period. "Jane Eyre", "Pride and Predjudice", probably Charles Dickens' books...

For a more military point of view, "Sharpe's Rifles", "Master and Commander"/Horatio Hornblower books...

Emma: Victorian Romance for a manga/anime.

also has maids
 
Morning arrived for Siesta not with the harsh crowing of roosters, but with a tinkling of bells.

'Wind Chimes'? She wondered muggily as she tried to prop herself up from under sheets that were too fine in a bed that was too soft and warm.

"Hmm?"

The room was too big, she thought, eyes slowly scanning across a bechamber so large and finely apointed she was sure she must have fallen asleep in the dormitories.

Plush armchairs. Fine wooden table. And royal blue carpet over dark hardwood. The fear of a scolding from Madame Didina brought with it another little surge of wakefulness and the realization that, no, that wasn't right. She wasn't in the academy anymore. She had left yesterday morning and was now residing, at least transiently, in the home of the honorable Kirigaya Household of Arrun.

Siesta stroked the cool smooth surface of her market trinket resting over her night shirt as the events of the past day replayed for her, the young woman became aware of a harsh intermitent sound coming from the garden beneath her window.

-Clack!-Clack!-Clack!Clack!

"Again!"

That was the voice of Miss Leafa, she thought. The sister of the master of the house.

"Ha!"

A smaller voice, breaking with the strain of shouting. That was the Young Miss, the Master and Misses daughter.

Climbing to view over the windowsill, Siesta rubbed her eyes, fairly certain at first she was dreaming at the site of Aunt and Niece crossing swords in the garden beneath a fragrant olive tree. Both were dressed in some sort of dark billowing garb that conceiled the details of their forms. Miss Leafa casually blocking and casting aside the strikes of her niece who seemed intent on throwing all she had into striking her aunt down.

She wondered if she should run down and intervene in this murderous affair only to realize as the two broke apart and stepped back that whatever duel they had been engaging in was not serious at all.

The two Faeries returned their swords, which on further inspection were merely wooden bundles, to their sides and gave a respectful bow to one another.

'They're practicing.' Siesta mused and she felt silly for not realizing instantly. The Young Miss was the daughter of Knights, father and mother. The gossip of the academy had made a todo about the Faerie Lady-Knights. Being women set the serving girls not much further back from the glamour of chivalry than being commoners in the first place. So of course the rumors circulated endlessly.

And if young Faerie wives could march off to war, then clearly young Faerie daughters could spend their time preparing just like sons.

While Siesta was thinking this, the Sylph woman noticed her at the window, waving, and pointing towards the back of the house. Dressing herself quickly, she went to join her hostess.

'So this is a Faerie House.' Siesta thought to herself as she walked down the steps.

It was simpler than she had expected. That was to say less ornate. Everyplace she looked, she saw clean lines and simple patterns oft repeated. She wondered again at the master's of the house. Well, they were only Knights, and newly created ones, so ostentation appropriate to higher nobles was probably still beyond them.

But that did not explain the contents of the kitchen. Stacks of excellent cast iron. A set of fine steel knives. Enamel and glass cooking vessels. Even a pair of fine Lonindian Ovens . . . The Lady of the house must have been very demanding of her cook!

"Good morning." Miss Leafa greeted as Siesta came down the steps.

Siesta stopped on the landing. "I would like you to know, Miss, that I do not usually sleep in so late."

"Hmm?" The Sylph seemingly missing what had been said as she undid the front of her training garb. There was an impression of weight dropping sharply and then being firmly arrested. "Did you say something?"

"Nothing much, Miss." The maid servant gave her hostess a side eye as she went to retrieve water from a pot by the hearth.

'It seems the Miss slims down when dressed.' She thought to nobody but herself. And said, "I must thank you again for your generosity, Miss Leafa."

"Don't mention it. Everyone in Tarbes was very hospitable to us, even though we must have seemed incredibly strange. So we're just repaying the favor."

The Faerie woman went about rinsing herself and helping her niece do the same. Ladling lukewarm water over the girl's head until her ink black hair clung to her shoulders and back. She went at her niece and herself with a brick of soap and a sponge. Not letting up until both of them had been thoroughly scrubbed, rinsed down, and dried.

'No wonder Faeries smell so nice.' Siesta thought. If they got up to this ritual every morning . . .

"And besides." The Sylph explained as she finished scrubbing her hair dry, long golden locks spilled over her face until she cleared them with a look of annoyance. "You're the only witness to an important watch investigation. If it makes you feel any better, I guess you could say I have a motive for wanting you to stay in the city for a few days. I'm sorry if that's selfish."

"Not at all, Miss." Siesta shook her head. Watching patiently as the Sylph dressed her niece and herself. "I wouldn't want anyone else to go through what happened yesterday." She meant it.

"Thanks! You're being a huge help." Miss Leafa stopped, seeming to think for a moment before going over to a row of hooks by the back door and retrieving a small purse. She fished around inside and slapped a few simple copper coins on the table. "So . . . I have to head to work, and Yui-chan's got school. I'd really appreciate it if you take this as a chance to relax. You should be able to buy yourself lunch with this if you go out to the Promenade and there's some fresh fruite in cheese in here . . . somewhere . . . " She eyed the kitchen, which was not in the best of states.

In fact, much of the house had an air of disuse and recent neglect. Siesta had thought it might look better in the light, but in fact it just confirmed her impression the night before.

"I . . . see . . ." Siesta nodded. Not knowing what to think of this latest charity.

"If I need you, I'll swing by later but . . . just try to relax for today. Okay?" This seemed to satisfy the Faerie without even an answer, nodding, smiling, and waving as she tugged her ward out the door. The little girl giving Siesta the most unchild like parting look on her way.

Siesta was left in the awkward silence that came after a flurry of activity was spent. Her only company, the sounds of muted streetlife and . . .

-pat-

-pat-

-pat-

Siesta stared at the still dripping pot by the hearth.

Quietly, she finished walking down the steps. She circled the kitchen table, one by one putting the chairs back in place.

She wiped a finger along the table top.

It came back gray . . .
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"I'm telling you, it had to be the Kurotsune!" A rudy faced nobleman blustered as his cobalt haired Leprechaun partner watched from afar. "Who else could have made off with all our stock!"

"The Kurotsune's primarily a thief of small articles." Leafa answered coolly as she scribbled down the merchant's testimony. "Not a shop lifter. Would you mind describing the lost inventory, please?"

"They're alchemical storage vessels specially ordered by TRIST." The Leprechaun business partner answered smoothly. "Hiram and I had just taken delivery when they vanished out from under our noses."

"Could you have misplaced them?" Kuwata asked. Standing beside Leafa. He chuckled. "I mean, I forget where I leave my Bento every day."

"These are a lot bigger than a lunch box, you dolt!" Hiram growled. Gesticulating to describe a cylindrical object about the size of a milk jug. "And there were two dozen of them besides!"

"Sounds like too much for a thief to run off with." The Sylph pointed out.

"Exactly! That's why it could only be the Kurotsune!" The mage rumbled. "I'm sure of it!"

This was probably what Captain Itettsu meant be rumors 'not staying their own business'.

Kawata leaned over, murmuring in a way that caused one of Leafa's long ears to twitch. "I mean . . . If the Kurotsune is a Sionach Sidhe . . . maybe they really could do something like this."

Leafa frowned. Kawata was right, she hated to admit, the Sionach were supposed to have many special abilites to make facing them interesting. And who knew what the Kurotsune had taught himself with his new life.

'If only it wasn't a life of crime.' Suguha thought.

"Hey, guys!" GiNo was waving for their attention from the air. She pointed downward and then made to land.

Had she found something? Suguha wandered.

When she and Kuwata joined the Salamander, they found themselves standing over a heavy, textured, metal cover set into the pavement and totally ignored by the bustle surrounding it. Kuwata looked curious while GiNo was matter of fact and <<Wolf>> panted happily. Leafa Grimaced as Suguha started to intuit where this was going.

"So you know how you gave me your ruined jacket to see if there was some scent on it? Well . . ." She held a tuft of red fur pinched between her fingers. "Found it around the rim of the manhole cover."

"Could be a good place to hide." Kuwata reasoned. "Or get around while carrying a bunch of loot." In fact, the old ABC guild had done just that as unwitting pawns in the past. "But . . ."

"Yeah." Suguha didn't like it. Things had changed since then.

The Arrun Sewers had been a sub zone of the city. A sort of low level dungeon that connected to other parts of the <<overworld>> including a couple of routes all the way to <<Jotunheim>> which had been officially barred and closed off by order of the Faerie Court.

The last time Leafa had been down to the sewers she remembered them being rather spacious and far cleaner than any real world sewer had a right to be. And, in some places, where they entered the city, diverting fresh water to the cisterns and reservoirs, they still were. Elegant arched stone tunnels grown over at their mouths by flowering ivy and faintly lit by all sorts of bioluminescents.

In fact, they'd had a few cases of people fooling around in the perceived privacy of these <<'Lovers Grottos'>>.

But as they traveled further under Arrun, that began to change.

Forty thousand eggs. Ten tons of meat. Four thousand liters of dairy. And all those tons of grain and fresh produce. It all came into the city every single day. And every single day . . . it went out.

Thanks to some very hard working and humble people, most Faeries didn't need to think about THAT much at all. Arruns actualization had supplied the city with piping for fresh water. And Gnomes had mapped the sewers, bored holes, and laid pipes from the public water closets that had gone up in every single neighborhood of the city.

The natural flow in the sewers mostly did the rest. Though those same Gnomes were occassionaly down there adjusting things. It wasn't perfect. And people were still a little self conscious about it at times. But at least they didn't have to worry about Arrun smelling like Tristania. Above ground that was.

<<Wolf>> laid down and covered his muzzle with his paws as Kuwata pried the manhole cover open.

"It's okay boy." GiNo patted him. "It's probably best if you stay up here. If you got excited you might light off a methane pocket."

"Can that really happen?" Leafa asked as she held her nose, eyes watering anyways.

"Dunno." The Salamander shrugged. "But his nose probably isn't going to help you much down there?"

"Me?" Leafa's lips pressed into a line.

"We should stay up here, in case you flush him out." GiNo waved a hand. That was a good point, but not good enough, and knowing it the Salamander woman added. "Tell you what, trip to the bath house tonight is on me. Yakitori afterwards." Their gnome raised his hand. "You too Kuwata"

Taking a final breath of fresh hair, the Sylph unencumbered herself of her coat and handed it to GiNo. "I'd hate to have my only spare ruined." She grumbled before following Kuwata as he squeezed his broad frame through the porthole and down an iron ladder.

"Good luck!" GiNo called. Not that it counted for much.

"Just a sec, Pal." Kuwata sounded off as Leafa fell into near darkness. "Let me rustle up a little light." The glitter of glyphs and then a <<Glow Sphere>> appeared in the big Gnome's hand. He let the magic spell float free beside his shoulder, giving them light to see by.

Suguha almost wished he hadn't.

It wasn't as bad as she'd feared it would be. At least the sewers were wide enough that they didn't have to stand in the slowly flowing 'water'. But that left plenty of room for it to be awful. This was close to where it all concentrated before leaving the city, after all. Leafa pulled a handkerchief from her pocket and held it over her mouth and nose while trying to simultaneously stand as close to the damp brick wall as she could without actually touching it.

Even so . . .

'Clammy!' Suguha thought, skin crawling. 'Smelly!' She was trying not to cry. 'Disgusting!' On the outside at least.

"Just gimme a sec. I think I got a map of the sewers here in my notebook." Kuwata said in a stuffy voice as he tried not to breath through his nose. "Kay, just marked where we entered."

"Let's pick a direction then." Leafa waved. Backward or forward, either would do.

They set off, trying to ignore the smell, and the slightly too viscouse wet sounds of their boots on the walkway stones. They weren't really sure what they were looking for, but it was bound to be close to the walls. The Kurotsune certainly wouldn't like this place any better than them.

"Well, he could certainly hustle a lot of stuff through here." Kuwata observed. "Maybe he has expanded his operation."

"But why though?"

"Huh?"

"I mean why would he want to expand his operation?" Leafa elaborated. "The Captain would say that every crime has a means, motive, and opportunity." Leafa waved three fingers and began to count off. "The means is that the Kurotsune is a Sionach Sidhe. He has powerful ALfheim magic at his disposal. And the opportunity is Arrun market. Lots of loose money and small valuables trading hands . . . But what about these vessels. They're not likely to be easy to sell or carry around. What's his motive for stealing them?"

"I dunno. Maybe he just doesn't want his stash of loot to get all crumbied up down here." Kuwata reasoned. "Or maybe he's just doing it because that's what he was programmed to do . . ."

Leafa stopped.

"Uh, you alright, Pal?"

"The mobs are people." The Sylph said flatly. At least the 'intelligent' type mobs were.

Kuwata blinked dumbly then smiled. "Oh sure, Pal. I mean, Wolf's a really good doggo, and my aunt has this gray parrot who has tons of personality just like the Pixies . . ."

"No. I mean they're completely people." Leafa repeated. "The Pixies are people. The Sionach are people." Her niece was a person. "They might have been programmed with their memories and personalities, but their feelings and wills now are completely their own."

Kuwata frowned like he didn't really get it.

Leafa sighed, she decided to think like her brother for a moment. "Look at this way. Can you say for sure that we aren't just following our programming right now?"

"Hey, what are you saying, Pal?!" The big Gnome's expression turned dark in the shadows cast by his <<Glow Orb>>. Leafa wore a distant smile, grabbing at her arm, she looked off into the darkness, the <<Glow Orb>> catching the emerald of her eyes.

"I mean . . . How do you know our memories are any more real than the ones the Pixies have? You don't have any tangible evidence. How do you know you existed before your Faerie body was created? Maybe we're all just mobs and haven't realized it yet."

"Because I remember Tokyo! I remember attending university! I even remember my girlfriend dumping me!" Kuwata grunted, clenching a fist. "I remember it clear as day!"

"And the Pixies remember lots about ALfheim as it was for them." The Sylph pointed out. "And other mobs even remember the Faerie King and Queen."

"Well whatever! I'm my own man and I make my own decisions! I'm not programmed to do anything!"

"Exactly." Leafa's expression softened and her whole body relaxed like a spring releasing tension. She collapsed back against her inner self and felt the comfortable assurance of who she was.

"Huh?"

"That's what I'm saying." She smiled and shook her head. "I don't really believe any of that stuff. That we aren't ourselves, I mean. I just said it to make a point. But this place is a little spooky . . . So I guess it's easy to think like that down here."

Kuwata stared at her, then chuckled nervously. "Y-Yeah . . . I g-guess you're right, Pal. Heh! Hey look!" The big gnome pointed to a T in the sewer where two paths came together. Sticking from the brick corner was another small tuft of fur just below waist height.

"Stands to reason." Kuwata said. "He'd have that tail trailing behind him all the time.

They now had two points and with something to look for, the number quickly grew from two, to three, then four, and five. With each discovery, Kuwata marked off their location on his map and as they got into the groove Suguha even forgot that she felt disgusting sweating through her clothes in the stiffling and stagnant air until . . .

"Found another one!" Leafa called down from the top of an access ladder. This one had been sticking out of a cover right on Kromt street. That was almost half way around Arrun from the market!

Which was when she finally noticed something a little odd. She squinted at the bundle of course fir and the way it knotted around its middle. Not like a loose tuft pulled from a careless tail at all. More like a bundle.

"Kuwata?"

"Yeah?"

"Can you show me the other hair tufts?"

"Sure Pal!" The Gnome handed over his notebook. "See, I even taped them over where we found them."

And now that was looking at them side by side. The same tightly wound bundles of course undercoat hairs. She thought about Caits, and she thought what her friend Silica said about when she was shedding. And then her lips pressed into a thin line and her hands began to shake.

"Uuugh!"

"Something wrong, Kirigaya?" Kuwata took a couple halting steps back, catching himself before what would have been a traumatizing fall into the ostensible water.

"I don't believe this!" Leafa trembled with only barely contained rage. "This bushy tail has us running in circles!"
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The sun was setting by the time Kirigaya Suguha had finally finished for the day. It was setting earlier and earlier as autumn progressed. Turning in her report with the Watch Office and staggering to collect Yui from school. Yui and the other children were busy orchestrating some sort of aerial game in the evening sky over the school grounds. Though the rules seemed to still be in flux.

Yui had hit the ground running, her arms and legs covered in a fresh days worth of scratchs and scrapes. She was sure Kirito would be delighted and Asuna would be mortified by this.

Her niece was turning into quite the little tomboy Suguha thought as Yui had thrown herself around Leafa's middle, only ending the embrace when she detected the distinct whiff clinging to her aunt.

"It's been a long day." She told Yui as sweetly as she could muster.

It was hard feeling energized after what had happened. Like her enthusiasm was completely snuffed out. She wondered if that had been what the Kurotstune was thinking the whole time.

Her niece, when she was being earily adult and insightful, would call that <<Theory of Mind>>. The Kurotsune was thinking about other people thinking.

'I bet he was watching and laughing at us.' Suguha thought darkly to herself.

He was definitely a real person alright. Only a real person could be such a gigantic . . .

"We're home!" Yui called out as she kicked off her shoes at the front door and ran to toss her book bag in her room.

Yui always shouted 'We're home!' whether there was anyone home or not. She said it was a good luck charm to make the house feel less lonely. But at least for tonight it happened to also be true.

Siesta must have figured out how to work the ore-lamps. The wood floors glowed with a luster under their warm yellow light. Leafa got her boots off, and her socks which . . . smelled like a complete write off . . . Before hanging her coat on the polished hook by the door and making dejectedly for stairs and her room.

All she wanted as she padded through the immaculate kitchen was to strip down, dump a full pot full of water over her head, and scrub. Preferably until her skin fell off. She didn't even care if it was ice cold.

"Good evening, Miss." Siesta said, standing from a chair at the kitchen table where she seemed to have been doing something with a rag and some of the cuttlery. "I hope you had a good day."

"Mmm." Leafa replied. "Evening." She grabbed the banister and started up the stairs . . .

Then the pounding of barefeet as the Sylph came stumbling back down. She hit the slickly polished tile and nearly broke her neck skidding.

"Eeeeeehhh!" The Sylph rubbed her tired eyes, sure she was dreaming. "W-What?!"

"I'm sorry." Siesta courtesied her dark skirt. "It occured to me that, while you were in Tarbes, you were not being put up for free by the village. You were there to help my family, so there was no debt to repay. So I thought I should put myself to use while staying here." She paused. "I am very sorry if I have overstepped my bounds, Miss."

"N-No." Leafa stammered, waving her hands. "I mean you didn't overstep any bounds. You didn't do anything wrong at all! You got all of this done just today?!"

Without any appliances?

"I'm used to hard work, Miss." Siesta answered simply. "And the Academy service staff is all fully trained. It was not all that difficult once I found the soap and some brushes."

Well, they had tried to keep the house clean, after they'd first moved in. Suguha thought. They'd done a lot better job when it was the four of them. Brother couldn't stand for the bath to get even the slightest bit dirty, and somehow the kitchen only got cleaner while Asuna was cooking.

But this . . .

Every surface looked like it had been polished or dusted by hand. The kitchen hearth was swept clean and set with fresh logs and kindling, only the most persisten soot stains remained. The dishes had been returned to their nooks on the shelves. The glasses were almost invisible. The silveware gleamed. Even the ore-lamp light seemed a little cleaner and brighter.

"I am most relieved, Miss." Siesta said simply and with a smile. "Though I'm afraid I didn't prepare anything for evening meal as I did not know your palette or interary."

"My what?" Leafa shook her head. "Y'know what, that's totally fine." She grinned a little. Coming home to a clean house was certainly . . . energizing. Enough to even feel a little feisty. "In fact, I have a friend who owes me a bath and Yakitori."

And Suguha was going to get her money's worth!

Man this has been a blast from the past. Just one quick thing you should know, If you put something in a spoiler box, it doesn't trip the alert function. So I didn't even know this was back.
 
Man this has been a blast from the past. Just one quick thing you should know, If you put something in a spoiler box, it doesn't trip the alert function. So I didn't even know this was back.

yeah... I have no idea why Trigger is putting everything in spoilers

let us see the text in its naked glory! : P
 
Takes notes :

TH Day 3212 : The operant conditioning is still holding strong in over 30% of test subjects despite a gap in reinforcement of approximately twenty five hundred days.
Setting aside how much I feel like a labrat...
1) That is entirely untrue, there were omakes posted throughout
2) You personally have also posted multiple pieces of story content over the past week or so
3) Is that 30% accurate based on ROI and Maid in Arrun, or are you pulling it out of your ass?

Now as for the labrat feeling... shutup. :mad: :p
 
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Setting aside how much I feel like a labrat...
1) That is entirely untrue, there were omakes posted throughout
2) You personally have also posted multiple pieces of story content over the past week or so
3) Is that 30% accurate based on ROI and Maid in Arrun, or are you pulling it out of your ass?

Now as for the labrat feeling... shutup. :mad: :p
We've been good little mice, now where is our cheese?
 
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