Halkegenia Online Thread 24 : WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM

And given that there aren't sighting of various dungeon monsters rampaging around the countryside eating everything, either things are stable down there, the populations are still eating each other or there is some sort of hibernation cycle etc in play.

Very hard to be a sighting of a dungeon monster when everyone who sees it is dead, aye. In a lot of respects, the mobs from down below are worse than the field bosses- as seen in Tarbes Arc- since they tend to be the quiet, sneaky ones. A lot of the time- ex, Valley of the Butterflies, Gnomes Dungeon- the mobs are also part of a pre-existing mob class like the Cu Sidhe too, which adds confusion and frustration. Other times, with the Black Dwarves (if I'm remembering the name from the books right) they're deeply imicile to human life in general and only leave the caves to do their best Isengard impersonation.

I take it there has been a fair amount of behind the scenes discussion about all this. Will be fun to see 'on screen' (in process or the finished results) at some point.

Most of this is a direct result of me throwing Trigger the books and talking stuff through, yeah. A lot of it is me building things full cloth to map second-order effects (Domesika being a salt dome is basically entirely me for instance) and a lot of it is making sure Trigger's giant file of black notes is roughly coherent to make sure nothing in it makes a Giant Fucking Swerve later in writing.
 
Very hard to be a sighting of a dungeon monster when everyone who sees it is dead, aye.
I was thinking less direct sightings and more evidence that one or more really big, really hungry and really destructive things have been moving through the area. Sort of like a herd of elephants only said pachyderms eat meat, have the temperaments of honey badgers with tooth-aches, and can/will blast annoyances to pieces with energy beams (or set them on fire, or melt them with acid, freeze them solid, or Cardinal knows what).
 
and a lot of it is making sure Trigger's giant file of black notes is roughly coherent to make sure nothing in it makes a Giant Fucking Swerve later in writing.

I promise that won't happen unless the black notes reach sufficient density to gain sapience and mutate into a third version of this story (Well, second, I've only ever really shorted the story, never done a clean sheet revision.) :/
 
Well for goods from the surface at least. It's highly likely that there are sources of cultivatable sustenance for the Imps down there, they just don't have the people/expertise to ramp up production in the short term.
Edible lichen, mushroom farms, there are a lot of options of cave ecosystem, especially in fantasy world.
Black Dwarves (if I'm remembering the name from the books right)
Dark Dwarves, actually.
 
Edible lichen, mushroom farms, there are a lot of options of cave ecosystem, especially in fantasy world.
Problem is getting enough for the populace. Lichens don't grow very fast and depending on the mushroom, you need a specific medium on which to grow them and need to be careful about 'weeds' getting in. And considering how some look-alike mushroom species can be hilariously poisonous/outright deadly, it's something you want to be really careful with.
 
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Edible lichen, mushroom farms, there are a lot of options of cave ecosystem, especially in fantasy world.
Problem is getting enough for the populace. Lichen don't grow very fast and depending on the mushroom, you need a specific medium on which to grow them and need to be careful about 'weeds' getting in. And considering how some look-alike mushroom species can be hilariously poisonous/outright deadly, it's something you want to be really careful with.
On top of that I wouldn't exactly call mushrooms much of a growth industry.

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Halkegenia Online v2.1 - Chapter 11 - Part C
Halkegenia Online v2.1 - Chapter 11 - Part C
You could tell a lot about people by the houses they kept, Argo thought. The guild hall of the Spriggan Kurotaka was like a great timber framed lodge. It was a place where there was always a fire blazing in the hearth. Where friends forged in battle boasted loudly to one another of past adventures and future triumphs. And where, even in the darkest of times, you could always find a helping hand.

Although only a little over three percent of all Spriggans belonged to the infamous band, Lady Morgiana had set a generous open door policy that extended to anyone in need. Some guilds might have balked at the strain on their resources, but like most things surrounding Spriggan governance, it just seemed to work.

Thus the Kurotaka had few enemies and many friends. That was probably why, Argo thought, there were so few Spriggans in the Guild ABC despite their large number of pre Summons renegades. Morgiana took good care of them all.

"I'm sorry, Argo-san." The Spriggan behind the message desk apologized earnestly."I couldn't get through to Lady Sakuya or Lady Alicia directly." Her name was Akina, and with the rest of the guild elites out on deployments, she was the senior Kurotaka darkness mage manning the guild hall. She was also terribly shy, her eyes hidden behind a screen of bobbed black hair.

"It's alright, that's to be expected at this time of day." Argo tried to hide her impatience as she glanced out a nearby window. It wasn't quite evening yet, which meant the Moonlight Mirror was still restricted to its daytime range. On a good day, Tristania was at the very limit of that reach and setting up an unscheduled communication could be tricky. "I was gambling on getting a direct connection. Send it through the relay. Priority one. Then come find me when you hear back."

"Yes, Ma'am!" Akina nodded.

With that done, Argo hurried across the busy hall and took the stairs to the second floor. By now, news of the raid on the Guild ABC had spread across Arrun and its seemed like every Spriggan in the city had started gathering in this place. The mood was still warm and friendly, but there was a tension in the air, and everyone was carrying a ready weapon.

Suisen took flight from her hiding place in Argo's cloak, leading her down a series of hallways until she arrived at the door of a secluded sitting room. It was part of the Guild Master's private suite. The Kurotaka guard gave her a slight nod of recognition and let her in.

"Heya kiddo!" Lady Morgiana waved languidly as the door behind Argo shut. "You shoot your message off?"

The Spriggan Lord was draped across a moss green sofa, her boots kicked up on the armrest like she was ready to nod off for a quick nap. Her body language was relaxed and she wore an easy smile that reached all the way to her warm gray eyes. Somehow, even Argo felt a little safer when Morgiana was around. Like this was a person she could rely on when she wasn't strong enough on her own. Like, well, a big sister. The same couldn't be said for the man on the opposite sofa, sitting hunched over, his handsome features pinched as he nursed a cup of tea.

Argo nodded. "I couldn't get through directly. But Akina is bouncing it off the Moonlight Net right now. We should get a message back soon."

"And my guild?" Ryo asked without looking up.

Argo thought it was pretty rich for a man who had fled at the first sight of trouble to be worried about his guild now, but all of Ryo's temerity had seemingly evaporated.

"The Serjeants took everyone inside the hall into custody." Argo answered. "There were some injuries, but nothing too serious." Thank the powers that be for small favors. "Captain Ittetsu has managed to convince the Serjeants to house them in the Watch lock up for now. Your guild is packed in like sardines and scared out of their wits, but they're safe."

"You can trust Buru-kun to handle that." Morgiana sat up easily. "He's good people."

Argo coughed into her hand. "In any case, it seems the Serjeants are searching the city for other ABC members, but they're only really interested in Ryo. It's exactly as Sakuya predicted."

"Hear that, Ryo-kun." Morgiana laughed cheerfully. "You're popular!"

"I don't understand." Ryo shook his head. "Why is this happening?"

"Have you not been paying attention?" Argo asked, or was her really just this stupid? "You and your guild were being used. The treason charges are obviously bogus, but the smuggling ones are based in fact." Ryo flinched at the accusation, but he couldn't deny the truth.

So he asked, "Do you realize how hard it is to live in this world?"

"Lookin' for pity, huh?" Morgana said in that patient way a sibling might listen to a poor excuse. "Of course I know. I get a half dozen Spriggans coming through my door every day looking for work. I help them the best I can. But I don't break the law doing it."

"That's why I hold you in high esteem, Morgiana." Ryo said, his voice now sounding tired. "You're not like the other Lords who prioritize their institutions over their people. But we don't have your strength or your connections. We needed resources to establish ourselves, more than our Lords would provide."

"So you started smuggling to bring in money on the side." Argo said.

"I helped my people." Ryo took offense.

"And bought your popularity in the process." Argo added, it was hard for her to be too sympathetic, she shook her head, that didn't matter right now. It was enough that Ryo was cooperating. "So, who was your contact in the Salamanders?"

"I don't know what you mean." Ryo shook his head. "My contact, the man who brokered the smuggling arrangement, he was a Sylph."

"A Syl- wait what?!" Argo frowned. "Are you sure? Why would a Sylph know about Rip Jack?" The information hadn't left Sakuya's close inner circle by the time Ryo had blabbed it in public.

"I don't know why." Ryo answered. "And I didn't really care so long as we got our silver. He seemed to know a lot about how Mortimer does things. That's how we learned to avoid the patrols."

"Maybe someone with an alt account?" Morgiana asked. "I mean, back when that mattered. Or it could have been . . ."

"It wasn't Rip Jack." Ryo answered quickly. "That much I'm certain. Unless he can be in two places at once. They seemed knowledgeable about the Sylphs as well. But I never got a clear look at their face, and they spoke oddly."

"Oddly?" Argo asked.

"Like they couldn't speak without slurring." Ryo elaborated. "I thought maybe it was something they were doing to keep their anonymity. Something about them was familiar though, I just can't place it. I'm sorry."

There was a knock at the door and the guard poked their head in. "Hey, boss, uhm we got a . . ."

"F-forgive me . . . I-I know you're having a private conversation, Big Sis!" Anika said as she squeezed past, "But I really need to . . ." She froze as she saw Ryo sitting on the couch. She looked from Morgiana to Ryo and then back to Morgiana. Morgiana simply smiled, pinched two fingers at the corner of her mouth and zipped them across. That was all the assurance Anika needed. "I'm sorry to interrupt, but I thought this was much too important to wait. I'm afraid I couldn't relay your message, Argo-san."

"Huh?" Argo looked at her oddly, "Did the relay not pick up?"

"N-No. I got through to Rere." Anika said. "But you see the problem is . . . he's here in Arrun."

"What? Is he AWOL?" Argo shook her head, no that didn't sound right, the Darkness mages of the Moonlight Network were selected for their reliability. And only a fool would think they could get away with leaving the post linking Tristania and Arrun unattended.

"Well that's the thing." Anika pulled out a small notebook. "He says he was reassigned to the Sylph embassy. But if that's the case, my log book never got updated."

"There a problem?" Morgiana asked conversationally. "Cuz I'm starting to think I should be feeling the way you two look."

Argo ignored the question, instead, her brain started firing on all Cylinders. "Could I see that for second?" She asked Anika, pointing at her notebook.

Anika clutched the book to her chest. "I-I'm not supposed to show this to people outside the Moonlight Network, even you Big Sis, or Commander Theory will have my head!"

"Relax, kiddo." Morgiana stood and came over to tussle her black hair lightly. "I won't let that mean old lizard lady harm a hair on your head. Pinky promise!"

Reluctantly, Anika offered her notebook. Despite it's small size, it was surprisingly dense. The pages were packed tightly with the smallest and neatest writing Argo had ever seen.

"Suisen!"

"Yes mistress!" Her pixie flitted into action.

"I need you to run this through a data table and check for direct connections between here and Tristania." Argo placed the book on the table and allowed Suisen to go to work drinking in the most up to date pages.

Morgiana leaned down from her imperious height and whispered in one of Argo's ears. "So, you're gonna need to explain this to me."

"How much do you know about the Moonlight Mirror?" Argo asked.

"Uh . . . It's a magic mirror? You can talk to people on the other side." Morgiana gave the answer Argo expected of someone who just used a tool without understanding it "And I guess it has a bunch of variable that effect its range?"

"Right." Argo said raising a finger. "Not just it's range though. In order to function, Moonlight Mirror needs both points of contact to 'share the same sky'", Argo quoted from memory. "The mirror's range is governed by the mage's mastery of darkness magic and grows as their aptitude increases. The range also doubles at night. But there's also limit on the number of people you can have in your contacts."

"Ten!" Akina said. "One for each finger." She demonstrated by holding our her left hand. Around the base of each finger and thumb was a ring like pattern, bolder than a tan line but fainter than a tattoo. "We used to be able to swap contacts out using our menu, but since that doesn't work anymore, we darkness mages have to cast Moonlight Link on each other. Which means we have to meet in person to update our ten contacts."

"Because of those limitations, Mortimer implemented communications protocols for the Moonlight Net." Argo continued. "Our mages need time off to rest. And they can't be expected to stand out in the open all day waiting for a call. So the network needs redundancy. But it also needs to be able send unscheduled messages efficiently through as few relays as possible. There's a balance that has to be maintained to keep the network functioning at peak efficiency. If someone ordered one of our mages off of their post, then it could delay priority communications over a wide area."

"Okay," Morgiana said, "Who can do that? Mort?"

"Mortimer or any defense force commander." Argo said. "But it's supposed to be subject to review and approval. Either your friend really is AWOL or their commander screwed up big time." Or they hadn't screwed up at all, Argo realized with a chill.

"Mistress, I have completed my review." Suisen reported, standing atop the open ledger she announced. "There are presently no direct links between Arrun and Tristania. Second and third order contacts are not currently scheduled." Which meant they might be able to get through, but there was no guarantee, and it was likely to take time to contact the off duty casters.

"We need to get word to Tristania right now." Argo realized, thinking fast. "Akina, do you have Lord Mortimer's attached caster in your contacts? Mort left for the Gala last, which means he's the closest to Tristania, but he should still be within your range."

"She does, Mistress." Suisen supplied helpfully.

"Right, YotaMega!" Akina snapped her fingers. "Here I'll do it right now . . ." The Spriggan girl froze. As if she couldn't believe it, she pulled back the hair covering her gray eyes as she stared at her right index finger. Argo felt her stomach clenching up. Akina was supposed to have ten contacts, five on her left hand and five on her right. Her right hand only had four. The runes ringing her index finger were gone.

"Argo-san?" Akina whispered as she met Argo's gaze. "W-what does that mean?"
 
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Lucent-Winged Cycle I

Sitting in the baths with Wales, I leaned back on the side of the pool to look up into the air. Above me, the red roses of Tristan bloomed and mingled with the Whites of Albion, tied tight to the hip while rolling off into 'planters' decorating the tops of the walls below the arched dome. The theme continued as deep hedgerow patterns curled around the walls, some mosaic while others were painted on with loving care. From the south, an open-topped pipe brought hot water in from the Caldarium, while cool water flowed north into the Frigidarium.

Wales, as his wont, had perched up on the east wall about two-thirds of the way up to the Caldarium's vent. I was just a hair south of him, about far enough to let my wings splay loose in the warm water and circulate it with gentle pushes. Nymphs like me weren't Undines with the ability to fly underwater, but a wing was a wing and water was a fluid too.

"Think the girls are actually relaxing over there, Kino?" Wales asked idly, raising his arms up to stretch.

"Depends on if Silica's okay with the water," I replied, sitting seiza and leaning back to get the whole of my wings underwater. Flapping them gently to avoid making any huge waves, I groaned as the warm water and resistance helped stretch a few muscles I didn't know I had. "I don't know how Caits like their baths."

"Neither, I suspect, do the Caits."

Sliding up out of the water, I nodded. "Or the Imps. Domesika is a bit short on baths, or so Yuuki's told me."

"Horrifying," Wales said drolly. "Just- ow!- patently horrifying."

I nodded, then started walking back over. "Is the stab acting up?"

"Yes. Why in tarnation is it always the exit wound?"

Shrugging, I went over to our bath bucket and grabbed a bone gnarl; sort of a primitive massage tool. "Well, get up on the ledge," I directed. "Not the first time we've done this."

Pushing himself out of the bath, Wales grumbled a bit as the stab twinged at him again. I just got down behind him, and set the tool to his back. All around the stab wound, the muscles snarled and strained at each other; the reason it and any other old scar would hurt. My job was to rub them back into order, one strained portion at a time. Since I'd been with him since, well, the initial injury, I'd learned with him how to handle the frequent issues that came with it. Still, it wasn't like Wales objected openly; just the occasional grunt or wince if I dug too deep or had to work out a nasty snarl.

I was almost done when a piercing "KYAAA!" rang out through the baths, and Wales shifted.

"Huh. Didn't think that'd actually work," he muttered. "Well, I did tell Henrietta it wasn't a good idea to make me re-do the noise suppression wards before I was off my painkillers."

"Huh?"

"Oh, Henrietta was being a right pill after my little slip-and-fall in the baths a few weeks ago," Wales explained, "so I offered to patch up any aging wind magic wards. She picked the soundproofing ones in the baths, and wanted me to rush. So, under the influence of painkillers, I decided to add a, ah, bonus feature."

"That seems quite dangerous," I muttered, putting the bone scraper back in the bath bucket and sliding into the bath as close to the Caldarium's vent as I could to warm up.

"Oh, Henrietta loved the idea when I proposed it. If anything trips a certain noise threshold, it automatically gets broadcast to the other bath and her bedroom. Just in case, you understand."

"No, not really."

"Well," Wales said with a shrug, "water mages do need, gasp, water. These baths aren't just a royal pleasure; they're a magazine of magical ammunition if Henrietta ever needs to defend her palace. Makes sense to put an alarm in the magazine, no?"

I just nodded, letting the heat revitalize me. "Well that probably wasn't Princess Henrietta yelling, I think," I said, scratching my chin where a few ugly hairs were trying to sneak in. "and that wasn't Silica either."

"Which leaves Asuna, Midori, or… Yuki?"

"Yuuki," I corrected. "And I don't think it was her, either. Too… squeaky?"

"Mmm. Well, not our issue," Wales opined, getting back in the bath and sighing happily.

"YEEEEEK!"

Wales frowned lightly. "Alright, that one was definitely Henrietta. I am getting a sneaking suspicion of what's happening over there-"

"ASUNA NO NOT THAT!"

"-and it sounds like trouble."

"Alright, but what do we do about it?" I asked, lips pursed tight. "I can't go over there, or the Princess is gonna get mad. You can't go over there because of your injury. So what do we… do…"

My voice stopped dead as I noticed a billowing plume of steam coming out of the Caldarium, before a voice spoke up. "Hey, you two have towels, right?"

I gulped. "Silica?!"

"Yeah, it's Silica," the voice said, "and I'm serious. Yuuki and Henrietta are in a stupid water fight with Asuna and Midori, and Asuna started hovering so Henrietta started making water tentacles so now Yuuki is helping her and calling her the Tentacle Queen. I just wanted a bath…"

"You never had siblings, did you?" Wales asked with a chuckle. "Kino, get us some towels from the Frigidarium before poor Silica cooks herself. If Henrietta is feeling like being silly, I see no reason to interrupt."

"Alright!"

Putting deed to word, I ducked into the frigidarium. Here, cool water from the baths above percolated out, giving everyone a good place to soak and wash off- since Tristan had an intense dislike of the shower. The pool itself was often quite dirty unless someone bothered to go after it- and to be fair, one of the few ironclad duties of the Water Mages of the palace was that if they were in the baths, they had to help clean the baths with a simple wave spell to expel the garbage. Fortunately, Wales had blasted it out before we got in, so it didn't have anything for me to observe except the clear waters as I tied on a towel for myself and started grabbing a stack of spares.

Tossing one to Wales on the way through, I raced as well as I could across the slick tile to the door of the caldarium, flaring my wings a few times to help with wet spots on the floor. "I got the towels!"

Slowly an arm reached through, grabbing two. Moments later, Silica worked her way out of the caldarium. A towl around her bust kept her decent, while another made a semi-skirt just low enough to keep her tail out from things. I didn't have long to look, though, as she leaped towards the bath and fluttered in with barely a wingstroke; sliding in with a happy sound that had almost enough reverb to be a purr.

"Aaaaaaaa…" she sighed, still flushed from the hottest room in the baths. "Peace and quiet…"

"Not harmed by me deactivating the wards," Wales joked. "Although I don't think this is what Henrietta intended that shutoff to be used for."

I flushed, and sunk under the surface of the pool. Across the way, Silica mirrored me, leaving Wales to hold the room up. Fortunately, he stayed quiet until it was inevitably time to leave. The fact this left me alone with Silica was- well-

-problematic.

Alright, from the top then. I'd had a schoolboy crush on Silica back in Aincrad. We'd partied together all of twice before I'd settled into my guild, she was cute and my age and had a dragon. Forgetting her would be next to impossible, and I'd used a dagger for a problematically long time since that first time we'd been together.

Hah. Like she remembered that- it had been a long time for me, and longer for her.

Either way, crush on Silica. Burying the half-a-torch I'd held for Asuna had been easy, at least- Albion had snorted it out like a ghost in the sea- but Silica was harder. The new girls I was meeting in Arrun were… not lesser. Never lesser, no, but lighter. Like the wings on their backs lifted them up, rather than dragged them down. They'd never said the words Link Start, felt their world fall away… be bound in Aincrad's gravity.

Ironic, that even the instruments that would free me from the weight of the world still marked me out like this. Unbidden, they curled free of my back, engulfing me in their chill light. The waters of the bath were warm, so I didn't mind it one whit- until a faint shimmer of gold met their radiance in the water.

Silica had released her wings too, just staring at me with a soft look. The light mingled, slowly dancing in the ripples and waves of the water, before shifting with the soft beat of our wings.

"We should probably get out," I said softly, reluctantly.

"Yeah."

"I'll go first, make sure Wales is gone," I offered, slowly moving to the edge of the bath and hopping out with a flutter of wing. Moving through the tepidarium, I found it empty except for a set of reasonably nice clothing in my size- fawn-colored breeches, a shirt in burgundy, and white hose to go with some fairly light shoes. The whole ensemble was quick to put on, and it wasn't long after I could stick my head back out. "The coast is clear- I'll cover the front."

"Thanks," Silica said, flying towards me like a wet cat. It wasn't cute or anything, but I still couldn't take my eyes off her as a backthrust from her wings created a blast of air that sent both our hair into disarray. Turning quickly to hide my flush of laughter at seeing the Cait look so undignified, I almost missed that her move had turned my own hair into a bird's nest of blast-back. Having to comb it all out would be a pain and a half-

"Hold still," Silica muttered, before whispering a spell under her breath. Suddenly, my har felt heavy, and was- was that a drop of grease running down the back of my neck?!

"Silica?!"

"It's just Minor Grease, shush!" she snapped, working her fingers and a comb she'd gotten from somewhere through it quickly. "The courier branch has tested the crap out of this spell- it's clean, pretty much consistent with something between olive oil and crisco, and has a half-life of about an hour."

"And you know it works on hair how?"

"Because Yuuki is terrible about hair and this is the only way to keep her long mess from turning into hell when we're flying," Silica shot back, before starting to twist the hair at the back of my head. "Hold still, you've got enough here I can do a quick braid."

It was the work of a minute for the Cait Sith's gentle fingers to work her way through my hair, leaving a wide-bodied braid down the back of my head. Tied off with a ribbon, it floated just above my collarbone on the rare instance it swung forward. "Thanks," I muttered, reaching up to feel it.

"Don't thank me, just cover the door! I'm gonna get cold soon!"

With that, I put words to deeds, standing outside the bath to make sure nobody got in. When Silica came out, dressed in a gorgeous blue muslin overgrown over a white base, I smiled at her and the new, black sword-belt at her hip with her blade at it.

"Thank you," she said, smiling.

I smiled, and nodded into a small half-bow. "You're welcome, Silica. Will we wait together for our troublesome friend?"

"Let's."
 
These are gonna be by Kino, so presumably with his file.
-Checks index-
Huh, we actually don't have a Kino section. Go figure.

In that case, as the first entry into said would be section, can you think of a fitting tagline?
Existing examples:
Silica (The Dragon Tamer strikes back!)
Lady Alicia (Lackadaisical Cait)
Lisbeth (The Suffering Apprentice)
 
"The Serjeants took everyone inside the hall into custody." Argo answered. "There were some injuries, but nothing too serious." Thank the powers that be for small favors. "Captain Ittetsu has managed to convince the Serjeants to house them in the Watch lock up for now. Your guild is packed in like sardines and scared out of their wits, but they're safe."
It could have gone far, far worse.
"I don't understand." Ryo shook his head. "Why is this happening?"
Do you want that list in chronological or alphabetical order?
"Oddly?" Argo asked.

"Like they couldn't speak without slurring." Ryo elaborated.
Heh, there is a very good reason for that.
"Because of those limitations, Mortimer implemented communications protocols for the Moonlight Net." Argo continued. "Our mages need time off to rest. And they can't be expected to stand out in the open all day waiting for a call. So the network needs redundancy. But it also needs to be able send unscheduled messages efficiently through as few relays as possible. There's a balance that has to be maintained to keep the network functioning at peak efficiency. If someone ordered one of our mages off of their post, then it could delay priority communications over a wide area."
In other words, it is more complicated than it seems.
"Right, YotaMega!" Akina snapped her fingers. "Here I'll do it right now . . ." The Spriggan girl froze. As if she couldn't believe it, she pulled back the hair covering her gray eyes as she stared at her right index finger. Argo felt her stomach clenching up. Akina was supposed to have ten contacts, five on her left hand and five on her right. Her right hand only had four. The runes ringing her index finger were gone.

"Argo-san?" Akina whispered as she met Argo's gaze. "W-what does that mean?"

"Yeah, it's Silica," the voice said, "and I'm serious. Yuuki and Henrietta are in a stupid water fight with Asuna and Midori, and Asuna started hovering so Henrietta started making water tentacles so now Yuuki is helping her and calling her the Tentacle Queen. I just wanted a bath…"
Lewd.
she was cute and my age and had a dragon.
All good points.
 

Honestly it just sounds like goofy fun in a place where Henrietta and Asuna can just be their dumbass selves.

A critical point of understanding Asuna and Kirito's relationship is that Kirito isn't the dork. They're both dorks. Asuna just comes with built in high society camouflage.

Also Midori finally getting that same gender skinship that Kirito talked about in Cakeverse . . .

The Fae Lords will probably wish this was Helm's Deep. Be far less complicated than this mess.

Less complicated to write as well. In the hypothetical where I properly rewrote HalkO, from the ground up, there's so many thing I'd do differently about book 2. Heck, I'm already going to be ending it somewhat differently. So really, I'd just have to work backwards! :/

That screaming you hear is 7734's anguish.

I assure him this remains a joke.

For now.

Or does it?

Yes.

No.

Maybe.

. . .

Yes . . .
 
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Huh, we actually don't have a Kino section. Go figure.

In that case, as the first entry into said would be section, can you think of a fitting tagline?

Kino (A Nymph can never forget)


Henrietta is a princess and is therefore not lewd. Henrietta is also a high ranking water mage and knows how to manipulate fluid systems impeccably well and makes everything do exactly as she wants it to.

When Henrietta does things with her watery appendages, therefore, they exist in a quantum state between lewd and not lewd depending entirely on whether you think Wales already scored or not.

Except there's no proof Wales scored, so those tentacles can't be lewd... unless Henrietta used water magic to hide the evidence... but that would be-!

So much doublethink. Soooooo much doublethink. And Asuna using her magic to rescue her wife. Nothing lewd here though!


Astute readers will notice that everything Kino lists about Silica and what he focuses on when he feels attraction to her are totally different. Extremely astute readers will even see it back-ported into the Courier Sequence stuff too.
 
Less complicated to write as well. In the hypothetical where I properly rewrote HalkO, from the ground up, there's so many thing I'd do differently about book 2. Heck, I'm already going to be ending it somewhat differently. So really, I'd just have to work backwards! :/
Just needs to more or less link up with already written 3.1 in that case.
Kino (A Nymph can never forget)
Got it. Will edit it in after work.
 
When Henrietta does things with her watery appendages, therefore, they exist in a quantum state between lewd and not lewd depending entirely on whether you think Wales already scored or not.

Again, it just sounds like Asuna was channeling her inner attack helicopter and Midori was trying out some of the platonic skinship Kirito never got to enjoy. Just good clean fun.
 
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