[X] become da kaptain uv da best ship in da sector, wit' 'da hardest armor an 'da biggest kannons. Also gett'n a kool look'n uniform wit' a kool kaptin's hat, an' maybe a mechanical leg or two. an' a hook hand 'dat kan also shoot lasaz. An' maybe an eyepatch dat kovaz a hidden lasa eye, an mayb-
[X] ta discova 'da secrets ta unlock'n immense levels uv powa an skill, an do fings like katch'n a sword wit' yer bare hands, or shoot'n beams outta yer fingaz, like 'dat 'umie ye saw do 'n a record'n 'dat was kalled someth'n like "soarin dragon leapin monkee" or somefin liek dat.
[X] ta discova 'da secrets ta unlock'n immense levels uv powa an skill, an do fings like katch'n a sword wit' yer bare hands, or shoot'n beams outta yer fingaz, like 'dat 'umie ye saw do 'n a record'n 'dat was kalled someth'n like "soarin dragon leapin monkee" or somefin liek dat.
[X] become da kaptain uv da best ship in da sector, wit' 'da hardest armor an 'da biggest kannons. Also gett'n a kool look'n uniform wit' a kool kaptin's hat, an' maybe a mechanical leg or two. an' a hook hand 'dat kan also shoot lasaz. An' maybe an eyepatch dat kovaz a hidden lasa eye, an mayb-
O'korse we'll need a krew but we kin make da humize do dat.
As you look through the various tomes you begin focus on the ones that feature skilled fighters and unusual powers. You grin happily as you find a possible way to fulfill a long abandoned dream, flipping through tome after tome in search of an answer. As you flip through pages of knowledge, you begin to notice a number of common details or themes in many of the books. The skills and abilities are gained as a result of extensive training and often require instruction from some sort of master or teacher.
This presents a big problem, as you don't have a master on hand to teach you, and you have yet to see a single human in the city so far. You also know from the tomes that these masters often live away from civilization or at the top of mountains. Recalling the road leading away from the city towards the mountains and forests, it becomes clear to you where you are heading next. Gathering the most important books, you exit the building, making your way towards the road leading to the mountains. After finding the road you set out in the direction of the mountains to discover the secrets of the universe.
A few hours have passed and you have made it out of the city and instead of sidewalks and multi-story buildings there are green forests on each side of the road, until you find the trees making way for odd squares filled with shallow water and some sort of plants. Further away you spot buildings that are spread apart from each other, at least in comparison to the city you arrived in.
The road is raised above the rest of the landscape, tall grass and shrubs growing on the steep slopes. You hear quiet rustling behind you in the tall grass lining the roadside, as something unseen approaches through the tall grass. You decide to:
[ ] wait an' see wot it iz, preetend not ta notice im an' if dey attack ya can krump im gud
[ ] "Noice try, but yer sneak'n around kant fool me! if yer don't kome out I'z gunna smash yer face ya sneaky git!"
[ ] charge towards 'da noise, so yer kan krump im reel gud before dey kan krump ye first.
Adhoc vote count started by Carnifex-Chan on Mar 2, 2019 at 1:42 PM, finished with 23 posts and 22 votes.
[x] wait an' see wot it iz, preetend not ta notice im an' if dey attack ya can krump im gud
Gathering the most important books, you exit the building, making your way towards the road leading to the mountains. After finding the road you set out in the direction of the mountains to discover the secrets of the universe.
A few hours have passed and you have made it out of the city and instead of sidewalks and multi-story buildings there are green forests on each side of the road, until you find the trees making way for odd squares filled with shallow water and some sort of plants. Further away you spot buildings that are spread apart from each other, at least in comparison to the city you arrived in.
[X] "Noice try, but yer sneak'n around kant fool me! if yer don't kome out I'z gunna smash yer face ya sneaky git!"
Alright, looks like we are doing this "diplomatically."
