[X] a weird kone fing 'dat i thought wuzz a shoota 'cos it had a trigga. It makes sounds louda, which iz almost as gud
[X] Look inside more rooms on the current floor, they might have better loot than the room you just left.
 
[X] a weird kone fing 'dat i thought wuzz a shoota 'cos it had a trigga. It makes sounds louda, which iz almost as gud
[X] Look inside more rooms on the current floor, they might have better loot than the room you just left.

Close between this and da hat. Though were we are is kinda obvious ya git. We at da Humie School. (Abandoned makes me want to say japan.)
 
[X] a weird kone fing 'dat i thought wuzz a shoota 'cos it had a trigga. It makes sounds louda, which iz almost as gud
[X] Look inside more rooms on the current floor, they might have better loot than the room you just left.
 
[X] wun uv 'da yellow hats layin around 'da room, A propa ork needs a propa hat.

[X] Look inside more rooms on the current floor, they might have better loot than the room you just left.


Its a nice hat
 
[X] wun uv 'da yellow hats layin around 'da room, A propa ork needs a propa hat.

[X] Head towards the stairs, this floor probably has nothing of value, and you want to see what else is in this building.
 
[X] a weird kone fing 'dat i thought wuzz a shoota 'cos it had a trigga. It makes sounds louda, which iz almost as gud
[X] Look inside more rooms on the current floor, they might have better loot than the room you just left.
 
Voting is now closed, now writing next update

Winner is Yellow Hat and Stay on current floor
Adhoc vote count started by Carnifex-Chan on Feb 10, 2019 at 8:39 PM, finished with 20 posts and 17 votes.
 
[X] Whyz uv on' thigy, when you'z can takz all the thingzys!
[X ] Look inside more rooms on the current floor, they might have better loot than the room you just left.
 
Dammit, I missed the vote.
As your vision begins to slowly clear, you see a large shard of broken glass resting against rubble. You recognize the image
Missing space.
"Where da zog iz dis?", you grumble out loud as you wipe pieces of rubble and glass.
Unnecessary comma.
Taking a look around the unlit room you see tables and chairs in straight rows (apart from the ones you crashed into),
Unnecessary comma and missing space.
Most desks have some sort of bag beside them,
Missing capital letter.
You take a few minutes looking around the room, searching the contents of the bags, desks and containers laying around.
Unnecessary comma.
At the right end of the hallway are stairs going up to the next floor.
Unnecessary comma.
 
End of Prologue: Were did all 'da 'umiez go?
You step back into the room having picked what you want to take with you. No proper ork walks around without a proper hat on their head, and you are a proper ork. Picking up one of the bright yellow hats, you stretch the chin strap and place it on your head. To you, it looks good, your great taste in hats showing your kultured tastes. Returning to the hallway, you begin to search the rest of the rooms on the floor.

Opening the door to the latest room you step inside, feeling frustrated after searching 4 more rooms that were no different from the first. To your surprise it is different from the other few rooms, containing numerous metal boxes and tables with large amounts of paper, covered in writing you don't understand.

You manage to find a few white colored helmets that seem rather useless for protecting someone's head in a fight, and it's not much of a contest to leave them behind, keeping your Yellow Hat.

Your frustration continues to grow as you move on to the remaining room on this floor, having only found rooms like the one you had first been in, or rooms without anything useful. You eventually find yourself exiting the last set of stairs, finding yourself outside on the roof of the building. There is not much on the rooftop, apart from a fence to keep people from falling.

As you walk around you realize that the rooftop might give you a pretty decent view of surrounding area and what it looks like. Once you are in front of the fence, you get your first view of the area you have found yourself in.

Directly below you is a small entrance courtyard with a large metal gate. Outside the gate are paved roads, littered with unoccupied vehicles and what appear to be manually operated bikes.On the other side of the street you see a barrier along what seems to be a cliff or steep hill, to keep people from falling. You cant see what is directly in front of the bottom of the cliff, the first buildings visible further away, a vast expanse of mostly multi-story buildings and the streets below them. From what you can see, there is debris strewn across the streets, flipped over vehicles and various pieces of destroyed buildings, and you even see a small boat lying in the middle of a street. Visible beyond the city is the sparkling blue water of a deep inlet. The two sides of the inlet extend to your right, out to the open ocean.
Most prominent of all, however is the looming mountain In the middle of the inlet, shaped like a wide, flat cone looking as if it had literally risen out of the sea.


Clearly, the best prospects lie closer to the water, among all those taller buildings. As you stand on the rooftop, looking out over the city, and towards the mountain, you are hit with the realization that for the first time in your existence, you no longer another ork telling you around, nobody to tell you what to do, and no one to stop you from keeping all the loot and scrap to yourself. You also realize that this is probably a world filled with humans, and you are probably the only ork. As you return back inside, and begin making your way down to leave the building, You try to decide on how to handle your situation.



[ ] Since ya probably kan't win against all da 'umiez on dis planet roight now, da best fing ta do iz find 'umiez 'oo are will'n ta giv ya teef for ya ta fight, do some sneaky stabb'n , or do someth'n without gett'n kaught so ya kan get more spechul gadjetz 'an betta wepons

[ ] You will gatha loot an' scrap ta set up a workshop, an' begin kollect'n interest'n new fings, learn'n about new teknologee an' build all sorts uv wargear outta 'da bits an' gubbins yer find.

[ ] it doesn't matta much 'dat you are 'da only ork, all it means iz 'dat now ya have ta find otha fings ta fight an' become 'da biggest an' meanest. You will look for all uv da gud fights an' all da strong fightaz ta fight im gud. Since it wudunt be gud if 'der was nobody ta fight, ya might not kill gits ya stomped, but instead tell im why da didn't win, so 'dat da next fight will be even betta an' funna.
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[x]You will gatha loot an' scrap ta set up a workshop, an' begin kollect'n interest'n new fings, learn'n about new teknologee an' build all sorts uv wargear outta 'da bits an' gubbins yer find.

Right now we need propa stuff . Then we can go on WAAAGH !!!
 
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[X] You will gatha loot an' scrap ta set up a workshop, an' begin kollect'n interest'n new fings, learn'n about new teknologee an' build all sorts uv wargear outta 'da bits an' gubbins yer find.
 
[x]You will gatha loot an' scrap ta set up a workshop, an' begin kollect'n interest'n new fings, learn'n about new teknologee an' build all sorts uv wargear outta 'da bits an' gubbins yer find.
 
You step back into the room, having picked what you want to take with you. No proper ork walks around without a proper hat on their head, and you are a proper ork. Picking up one of the bright yellow hats, you stretch the chin strap and place it on your head.
This is hilarious image.
Opening the door to the latest room you step inside, feeling frustrated after searching 4 more rooms that were no different from the first. To your surprise it is different from the other few rooms, containing numerous metal boxes and tables with large amounts of paper, covered in writing you don't understand.
Unnecessary commas.
Your frustration continues to grow as you move on to the remaining room on this floor, having only found rooms like the one you had first been in, or rooms without anything useful. You eventually find yourself exiting the last set of stairs, finding yourself outside on the roof of the building. There is not much on the rooftop, apart from a fence to keep people from falling.
FTFY

Outside the gate are paved roads, littered with unoccupied vehicles and what appear to be manually operated bikes.
FTFY
On the other side of the street you see a barrier along what seems to be a cliff or steep hill, to keep people from falling.
End of the sentence doesn't fit.
You can see what is directly in front of the bottom of the cliff, the first buildings visible further away, a vast expanse of mostly multi-story buildings and the streets below them.
FTFY
As you stand on the rooftop, looking out over the city and towards the mountain, you are hit with the realization that for the first time in your existence you no longer have another ork ordering you around, nobody to tell you what to do, and no one to stop you from keeping all the loot and scrap to yourself. You also realize that this is probably a world filled with humans, and you are probably the only ork. As you return back inside and begin making your way down to leave the building, you try to decide on how to handle your situation.
FTFY
[ ] Since ya probably kan't win against all da 'umiez on dis planet roight now, da best fing ta do iz find 'umiez 'oo are will'n ta giv ya teef for ya ta fight, do some sneaky stabb'n , or do someth'n without gett'n kaught so ya kan get more spechul gadjetz 'an betta wepons
Kommando.
[ ] You will gatha loot an' scrap ta set up a workshop, an' begin kollect'n interest'n new fings, learn'n about new teknologee an' build all sorts uv wargear outta 'da bits an' gubbins yer find.
Mekboy.
[ ] it doesn't matta much 'dat you are 'da only ork, all it means iz 'dat now ya have ta find otha fings ta fight an' become 'da biggest an' meanest. You will look for all uv da gud fights an' all da strong fightaz ta fight im gud. Since it wudunt be gud if 'der was nobody ta fight, ya might not kill gits ya stomped, but instead tell im why da didn't win, so 'dat da next fight will be even betta an' funna.
Regular Nob.

[X] You will gatha loot an' scrap ta set up a workshop, an' begin kollect'n interest'n new fings, learn'n about new teknologee an' build all sorts uv wargear outta 'da bits an' gubbins yer find.
 
[x] You will gatha loot an' scrap ta set up a workshop, an' begin kollect'n interest'n new fings, learn'n about new teknologee an' build all sorts uv wargear outta 'da bits an' gubbins yer find.
 
[X ] Since ya probably kan't win against all da 'umiez on dis planet roight now, da best fing ta do iz find 'umiez 'oo are will'n ta giv ya teef for ya ta fight, do some sneaky stabb'n , or do someth'n without gett'n kaught so ya kan get more spechul gadjetz 'an betta wepons
 
[X] You will gatha loot an' scrap ta set up a workshop, an' begin kollect'n interest'n new fings, learn'n about new teknologee an' build all sorts uv wargear outta 'da bits an' gubbins yer find.
 
[X] You will gatha loot an' scrap ta set up a workshop, an' begin kollect'n interest'n new fings, learn'n about new teknologee an' build all sorts uv wargear outta 'da bits an' gubbins yer find.
 
[X] You will gatha loot an' scrap ta set up a workshop, an' begin kollect'n interest'n new fings, learn'n about new teknologee an' build all sorts uv wargear outta 'da bits an' gubbins yer find.
 
[X] You will gatha loot an' scrap ta set up a workshop, an' begin kollect'n interest'n new fings, learn'n about new teknologee an' build all sorts uv wargear outta 'da bits an' gubbins yer find.
 
[X] You will gatha loot an' scrap ta set up a workshop, an' begin kollect'n interest'n new fings, learn'n about new teknologee an' build all sorts uv wargear outta 'da bits an' gubbins yer find.


kyushu? bit unexpected, that. i'm going to guess this is post-dipping?
 
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