Dezron
In the Omnissiah we trust !
- Location
- Poland
Green iz Best: One Ork in Earth-Bet
- Thread starter Carnifex-Chan
- Start date
- Sci-Fi
- Location
- U.S.
I have the Zergling plushie.A baneling plushie with a explosive personality!
- Location
- Toronto
It's a surprise.
NitroFumetsu
Blaze of Glory
Fifty years.
WH40k orcs release fungal spores from thier bodies that gestate underground and eventually begin producing all the elements of an Ork ecosystem, including other orks.
If we (or the quest) live that long, we'll be joined by countless other orks. Get a proper WAAAAGH!!! going. I am significantly more interested in that...
Then again. Prologue. Maybe that is the plan.
WH40k orcs release fungal spores from thier bodies that gestate underground and eventually begin producing all the elements of an Ork ecosystem, including other orks.
If we (or the quest) live that long, we'll be joined by countless other orks. Get a proper WAAAAGH!!! going. I am significantly more interested in that...
Then again. Prologue. Maybe that is the plan.
- Location
- Toronto
sorry to bust your bubble, but due to lazy QM transdimensional travel side affects, you guy cant currently create any new orks. Panacea or Bonesaw might be able to fix it, but it would depend on them
- Location
- U.S.
How about instead the travel flayed us alive and we are completely scarred over which functions like a meat suit preventing spores from being released except when we bleed on stuff as spores are in ork blood IIRC
- Location
- A big rock
I think it would be less intrusive to just say that unsheilded inter-dimensional travel has sterilized our skin and left us unable to produce viable spores
Icipall
Don't worry, we can fanfix that!
- Location
- Cold snow fields of Finland
Wait, how can the hill be Shiroyama and the city Kagoshima without us being in the Kagoshima prefecture?
NitroFumetsu
Blaze of Glory
I guess any hopes of a timeskip to the reveal of the gestating spores finally being unleashed on humanity leading to the massive upheaval and really interesting decisions required to successfully fight the goddamn horde is asking too much.
I'm sad now.
I'm sad now.
Dezron
In the Omnissiah we trust !
- Location
- Poland
Someone always can make omake about it .
- Location
- Toronto
Dezron
In the Omnissiah we trust !
- Location
- Poland
Da Kollektion uv Humie Seekritz an' a Lost Ork'z Seekrit Dreamz
- Location
- Toronto
Ya head towards 'da build'n wit' weird 'umiez on it, obviously it iz a picture uv powerful or important 'umiez or sumfin, an 'da build'n might kontain all sorts uv useful fings.
You know well that important humans tend to be more fancy looking, or different from the normal humans. You make your way down the city streets and see all sorts of debris scattered around. Pieces of wood from buildings, roof tiles, wrecked vehicles and various other miscellaneous objects that some how ended up here. As you get closer to the building with fancy humans on it, you are able to clearly see some of the pictures. A human with long orange hair, wearing a red skintight outfit, a humanoid mech of some kind, colored white apart from its blue and red torso, a spacecraft with numerous turrets colored grey apart from the red bottom portion of it's hull and a human with long yellow-gold hair, wearing white clothes with a blue skirt and red ribbon.
You make your way past the flipped car sitting in front the entrance, stepping inside the building. The ground floor contains rows of shelves filled with numerous books. Many of the shelves are knocked over, their books scattered around the room with various images on their covers. You walk around the floor, looking at the covers of various tomes, some are weird, like the thinner tomes with barely clothed human females and the tomes featuring colorfully and oddly dressed humans holding sticks that shoot rainbows and energy beams made of heart symbols. Some pique your interest, like the tome featuring a human who can fight at insane speeds and fire energy blasts and uses some sort of technique to change his hair color and gain planet-destroying levels of power. It soon becomes clear to you that this building contains information on secret human knowledge, and will benefit you greatly. You see a set of stairs towards the back of the floor, leading up to the next floor, no doubt containing even more hidden knowledge and secrets.
Hours pass by as you scour the building's floors to find the greatest secrets and the most forbidden tomes of mankind, searching for something that you could use to defeat your foes, something to help fulfill your secret dream and ambition to:
[ ] become da kaptain uv da best ship in da sector, wit' 'da hardest armor an 'da biggest kannons. Also gett'n a kool look'n uniform wit' a kool kaptin's hat, an' maybe a mechanical leg or two. an' a hook hand 'dat kan also shoot lasaz. An' maybe an eyepatch dat kovaz a hidden lasa eye, an mayb-
[ ] become 'da greatest cybork mek ever, us'n supa advanced ork teknologee ta become 'da biggest an' baddest ork around, an' build mekanikal orks, machinez 'dat are right an' propa orkey, and fly'n around 'n a mek suit wif lotz uv dakka.
[ ] ta discova 'da secrets ta unlock'n immense levels uv powa an skill, an do fings like katch'n a sword wit' yer bare hands, or shoot'n beams outta yer fingaz, like 'dat 'umie ye saw do 'n a record'n 'dat was kalled someth'n like "soarin dragon leapin monkee" or somefin liek dat.
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AN: I wrote lots and then got stuck with deciding how to structure everything, so I eventually decided to post just this part and use the rest for following chapters, so that I can make the updates more frequent.
You know well that important humans tend to be more fancy looking, or different from the normal humans. You make your way down the city streets and see all sorts of debris scattered around. Pieces of wood from buildings, roof tiles, wrecked vehicles and various other miscellaneous objects that some how ended up here. As you get closer to the building with fancy humans on it, you are able to clearly see some of the pictures. A human with long orange hair, wearing a red skintight outfit, a humanoid mech of some kind, colored white apart from its blue and red torso, a spacecraft with numerous turrets colored grey apart from the red bottom portion of it's hull and a human with long yellow-gold hair, wearing white clothes with a blue skirt and red ribbon.
You make your way past the flipped car sitting in front the entrance, stepping inside the building. The ground floor contains rows of shelves filled with numerous books. Many of the shelves are knocked over, their books scattered around the room with various images on their covers. You walk around the floor, looking at the covers of various tomes, some are weird, like the thinner tomes with barely clothed human females and the tomes featuring colorfully and oddly dressed humans holding sticks that shoot rainbows and energy beams made of heart symbols. Some pique your interest, like the tome featuring a human who can fight at insane speeds and fire energy blasts and uses some sort of technique to change his hair color and gain planet-destroying levels of power. It soon becomes clear to you that this building contains information on secret human knowledge, and will benefit you greatly. You see a set of stairs towards the back of the floor, leading up to the next floor, no doubt containing even more hidden knowledge and secrets.
Hours pass by as you scour the building's floors to find the greatest secrets and the most forbidden tomes of mankind, searching for something that you could use to defeat your foes, something to help fulfill your secret dream and ambition to:
[ ] become da kaptain uv da best ship in da sector, wit' 'da hardest armor an 'da biggest kannons. Also gett'n a kool look'n uniform wit' a kool kaptin's hat, an' maybe a mechanical leg or two. an' a hook hand 'dat kan also shoot lasaz. An' maybe an eyepatch dat kovaz a hidden lasa eye, an mayb-
[ ] become 'da greatest cybork mek ever, us'n supa advanced ork teknologee ta become 'da biggest an' baddest ork around, an' build mekanikal orks, machinez 'dat are right an' propa orkey, and fly'n around 'n a mek suit wif lotz uv dakka.
[ ] ta discova 'da secrets ta unlock'n immense levels uv powa an skill, an do fings like katch'n a sword wit' yer bare hands, or shoot'n beams outta yer fingaz, like 'dat 'umie ye saw do 'n a record'n 'dat was kalled someth'n like "soarin dragon leapin monkee" or somefin liek dat.
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AN: I wrote lots and then got stuck with deciding how to structure everything, so I eventually decided to post just this part and use the rest for following chapters, so that I can make the updates more frequent.
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- Location
- United states of america
[x] ta discova 'da secrets ta unlock'n immense levels uv powa an skill, an do fings like katch'n a sword wit' yer bare hands, or shoot'n beams outta yer fingaz, like 'dat 'umie ye saw do 'n a record'n 'dat was kalled someth'n like "soarin dragon leapin monkee" or somefin liek dat.
[X] ta discova 'da secrets ta unlock'n immense levels uv powa an skill, an do fings like katch'n a sword wit' yer bare hands, or shoot'n beams outta yer fingaz, like 'dat 'umie ye saw do 'n a record'n 'dat was kalled someth'n like "soarin dragon leapin monkee" or somefin liek dat.
Y E S
Instead of ORAORAORA Its WAAAAAAAAAAGH
Y E S
Instead of ORAORAORA Its WAAAAAAAAAAGH
[X] become da kaptain uv da best ship in da sector, wit' 'da hardest armor an 'da biggest kannons. Also gett'n a kool look'n uniform wit' a kool kaptin's hat, an' maybe a mechanical leg or two. an' a hook hand 'dat kan also shoot lasaz. An' maybe an eyepatch dat kovaz a hidden lasa eye, an mayb-
Dezron
In the Omnissiah we trust !
- Location
- Poland
[x] become da kaptain uv da best ship in da sector, wit' 'da hardest armor an 'da biggest kannons. Also gett'n a kool look'n uniform wit' a kool kaptin's hat, an' maybe a mechanical leg or two. an' a hook hand 'dat kan also shoot lasaz. An' maybe an eyepatch dat kovaz a hidden lasa eye, an mayb-
WAAAAAARGH !!!!!
WAAAAAARGH !!!!!
Keani
C̵͍̈t̷̼̓h̴̀ͅŭ̶̹l̴̡̈u̸̫͗ ̶̟͌F̵͚́h̶̠͊t̶͍͌ă̷̺g̴̯̊n̷
- Location
- R͈̥̲̦͍͓͗̽̈́̚'̞ͧ͛ͥ̄l̫̰̤̖̽̐y͍̲ͧ̒́̐̌̀e̪͆h̸̩͔̟ͣ͐͐̎ͤ
Aww, But I wanna do all uv em. I wanna be da most powaful cybork ork who catches beams wit his fingers in his meksuit wit da kaptin hat as da greatest most orkiest in da entire sector.
Well, da best kaptin has to 'ave da best cyborkmods evah an' da best teknologee and da most powahful wit beams an stuff so clealry we wanna be da greatest kaptin evah!
Well, da best kaptin has to 'ave da best cyborkmods evah an' da best teknologee and da most powahful wit beams an stuff so clealry we wanna be da greatest kaptin evah!
[x] become da kaptain uv da best ship in da sector, wit' 'da hardest armor an 'da biggest kannons. Also gett'n a kool look'n uniform wit' a kool kaptin's hat, an' maybe a mechanical leg or two. an' a hook hand 'dat kan also shoot lasaz. An' maybe an eyepatch dat kovaz a hidden lasa eye, an mayb-
- Location
- Venezuela
[X] ta discova 'da secrets ta unlock'n immense levels uv powa an skill, an do fings like katch'n a sword wit' yer bare hands, or shoot'n beams outta yer fingaz, like 'dat 'umie ye saw do 'n a record'n 'dat was kalled someth'n like "soarin dragon leapin monkee" or somefin liek dat.
Icipall
Don't worry, we can fanfix that!
- Location
- Cold snow fields of Finland
Unnecessary commas.
Asuka and her EVA, Gundam, Space Battleship Yamamoto and Sailor Moon. And unnecessary comma.
FTFY
Dragonball and unnecessary comma.
...Japan was the place for us to end up.
FTFY
Damn, all of these are good. Space pirate, mecha pilot or a super martial artist.
[x] become 'da greatest cybork mek ever, us'n supa advanced ork teknologee ta become 'da biggest an' baddest ork around, an' build mekanikal orks, machinez 'dat are right an' propa orkey, and fly'n around 'n a mek suit wif lotz uv dakka.
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- Location
- Toronto
ty as always for the corrections!