Which would probably leave us only visible as an ambulatory swimsuit.
God A Sword (CWMGQ Spin off #64)
- Thread starter InfiniteDaze
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At least painting ourself red won't offend anyone.
If we were Tail Black then it would be very easy for someone to get the wrong idea.
LostDeviljho
Flame Dragon Princess
- Location
- The glorious Pacific Northwest
- Pronouns
- Any
People already get the wrong ideas about Tail Black.
Decim
On again, off again lurker.
- Location
- St. Louis, MO
Face paint? Nah. We just need Hongs mom to embarrass the hell out of him. That ought to make him/her redder than a tomato.
- Location
- Philippines
[X] I don't want to kill them but I have to fight them
- Location
- UTC -6
Some sort of poorly advised attempted at empowering people/things with Love. Except it picked up all the weird sorts of Love, like the love of thigh-highs or glasses or red hair, instead of the intended 'love for mankind' they were hoping for.
Ripping off Ore no Twintail basically. Drag Guildy probably has some sort of trick that let his batch escape...Nah, I think Drag Guildy just lucked into the same type of high-functioning insanity as Hong.Some sort of poorly advised attempted at empowering people/things with Love. Except it picked up all the weird sorts of Love, like the love of thigh-highs or glasses or red hair, instead of the intended 'love for mankind' they were hoping for.
Crystalwatcher
(Verified GM)
- Location
- Limbo
Now I'm wanting to try to talk Daze into having a 'mid level' MG come plowing through town on their way somewhere else and giving Lan a heart attack.
[X] I don't want to kill them but I have to fight them
[X] I don't want to kill them but I have to fight them
InfiniteDaze
Too lazy to leave the house
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- I wish I could stay
Votes locked in five hours.
InfiniteDaze
Too lazy to leave the house
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Votes locked.
A man's got to know his limitations.
A man's got to know his limitations.
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- madison
[X] I don't want to kill them but I have to fight them
-[X] I mean, so far it feels like I'm fighting a bunch of nerds. Feels bad, mom.
-[X] I mean, so far it feels like I'm fighting a bunch of nerds. Feels bad, mom.
InfiniteDaze
Too lazy to leave the house
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- I wish I could stay
Hi mister "should I go with the sub vote or not" tie breaker I didn't know I needed.
Highwind
To Rise From The Ashes
- Location
- Brazil
Red is even tinier.Also for those who need visual idea:
Yellow is the missing one.
...didn't realize she's as tiny as Tail Red is though.
InfiniteDaze
Too lazy to leave the house
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- I wish I could stay
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Highwind
To Rise From The Ashes
- Location
- Brazil
Hong can't catch a break. And he really shouldn't, if he wants to become stronger and, you know, not die horribly if the UD ever decides to stroll through the town.No Hong, you are the loli.
LostDeviljho
Flame Dragon Princess
- Location
- The glorious Pacific Northwest
- Pronouns
- Any
I'm sure Lan will handle it.
Highwind
To Rise From The Ashes
- Location
- Brazil
But Lan can't be close all the time and Hong can't just facetank everything like Nepgear until she arrives. Granted, I half-expect whatever UD force shows up, if they ever show up, will be dragged into the spiral of crazy centered around Hong and become the season 2 enemies after the Guildys are dealt with, attacking sporadically with Team-Rocket-esque plans that Hong twarths while bantering with them and Lan screams that this is not how things are supposed to work dammit!
- Location
- UTC -6
Lan is retired from being a Magical Girl.
The image of her swooping in to save the day with a cry of "leave my boyfriend alone!" is an amusing one anyway
InfiniteDaze
Too lazy to leave the house
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- I wish I could stay
But Lan can't be close all the time and Hong can't just facetank everything like Nepgear until she arrives. Granted, I half-expect whatever UD force shows up, if they ever show up, will be dragged into the spiral of crazy centered around Hong and become the season 2 enemies after the Guildys are dealt with, attacking sporadically with Team-Rocket-esque plans that Hong twarths while bantering with them and Lan screams that this is not how things are supposed to work dammit!
"Hong?"
"Yes?"
"How the hell did you manage to get into enough shenanigans to end the fricken war."
"It's a long story."
Highwind
To Rise From The Ashes
- Location
- Brazil
"...And that's how I made the Dark Lord understand the appeal of twintails and ended the war."
Drag Guildy is Twintail Affinity."...And that's how I made the Dark Lord understand the appeal of twintails and ended the war."
Wears them too
Highwind
To Rise From The Ashes
- Location
- Brazil
Drag Guildy confirmed to be the True Dark Lord.
"And it involves something that's apparently called a Tohno Gland."
MEMORY GUILDY
InfiniteDaze
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If I was going to speak honestly…
"I don't want to kill them, but I have to fight them," I declared with a sigh, slumping into the couch. "I mean so far it feels like I'm fighting a bunch of nerds. Feels bad mom."
"Mmm, that's good," she said, "Listen to your mother: You should never forget that the enemy you're fighting are people too. That's especially hard to remember nowadays, when demons and monsters are our greatest foe, but from the sounds of it these Guildys are just like you and me."
"...Should I feel offended?"
Mom cracked a smile, "Now now, you've only met three Guildys right? You can't judge all Guildys just by what you've seen, that'd be speciesist."
"The day I meet a relatively normal guildy is the day Tail Red moonlights as a maid."
"You realize I'll be holding you to that right?" She chuckled, "I'm sure there's some relatively normal people even among the ranks of the demons. Heck, I wonder if I could create one right now."
"Mom what are you even talking about?" I sighed, "You can't just… create a demon like that."
"I promise that when I tell you I know a civilised demon it's the complete truth."
Silence descended upon the room as I slowly reached for the remote, turned off the TV, and just stared at my mother.
"Hm?" The red haired woman tilted her head, "What?"
"Did you just intentionally make a promise just to break it so that you create a demon."
"It's just a little promise, it probably only made a class 0."
"If that's the attitude people have towards making promises then one day we're all gonna be swarmed by imps!"
"Relax Hong, if I did create a demon then maybe it'll do something good someday. Like, create a cure for cancer." I think it'd be more likely to cause mischief than do something productive, "I'd like to think that there's at least some part of the United Darkness has some good, though I'm sure Lan would tell me that I'm just an idealist who watches too many kid's shows."
"I don't think she'd be that harsh…" I muttered only for my mom to pat me on the shoulder.
"She was at Hope Hong, the worst battlefield in recent memory. A frontline soldier to be exact. She probably doesn't have anything good to say about the demons, so you shouldn't bring the subject up if you can." Mom sighed, "For people like us, who live their lives away from the conflict, we will never truly understand what it's like for those who fight for our safety."
"But… I am a magical girl now." I paused for a moment as that began to really sink into me, "Hey mom, you worked with the government during World War 3 right? What… should I do?"
"Those times huh…" Mom's voice drifted off, "You know I don't like thinking back to those days. After the accident I decided to just put it all behind me. All I can tell you is to focus on the now, eventually tomorrow will come."
I nodded as my mother's eyes seemed to stare off into the distance. With a sigh I stood up from the couch and left her to go reminisce on the past.
The chaos of World War 3 and the Unification Crusade that it later became huh? I wonder what those days were really like...
After all, by the time they were over I had already lost all of my memories.
"Geh!" I exclaimed as I was walking to school the next morning.
"What?" Lan turned to me, "You only make that sound when you're about to say something really stupid."
"That is not true!" I raised up a finger, "I just realized that I spent so much time talking to my mom last night that I forgot to actually take in and enjoy the latest episode of Bijin Sentai Manaranger!"
My blue haired childhood friend looked at me like she was staring at something rotten, "...Is that the latest one?"
"They're trying to appeal to the magical girl fans that have been cropping up." I waved my hands, "Can't say it's working but they're trying."
"Do… people even realize you can't just shove magical girls into everything?" Lan groaned, "As an actual magical girl, trust me when I say this Hong, it's nothing like they show on TV." Than she paused, "Except when you're around, I guess."
"Hey, I may not look like it but even I'm not so culturally out of touch as to not have watched one or two modern magical girl shows!" I exclaimed, "Of course some like the classics such as Sailor Moon follow a lot like the superhero-era tokusatsu format but most monsters that appear are bland! Quirkless! Some shows don't even have them!"
"Well it's not like magical girls have to copy sentai one to one!" Lan shouted, "Besides, most magical girl shows these days have grown past that phase!"
"Yeah! To lose all sense of identity they once had! Tell me that the higher up guys don't think they can just slap magical girl on the cover and it'll sell! That's right, you can't!"
It was only after school had ended did we finally resolve this argument, and even than all we did was just agree to shelve this conversation for later. Truly, the business practices of the entertainment industry was the most taboo of taboo topics.
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-[] Hang out with Lan
-[] Hang out with Twirl
-[] Hang out with your Mom (Loser)
[] Martial
-[] Have Lan kick your ass in Magical Girl Boot Camp
-[] Go beat up the Twirl Bots
[] Information
-[]Waste time crawling through shitposts Read threads on ToHO
-[] Man the cafe and keep an ear out on what the customers have to say
AN: Tiniest update yet, barley even a thousand words. Maybe I should just keep making the updates tinier and tinier until all that you get is a single letter for an update, I'm sure my beta would appreciate not having to deal with my grammar.
"I don't want to kill them, but I have to fight them," I declared with a sigh, slumping into the couch. "I mean so far it feels like I'm fighting a bunch of nerds. Feels bad mom."
"Mmm, that's good," she said, "Listen to your mother: You should never forget that the enemy you're fighting are people too. That's especially hard to remember nowadays, when demons and monsters are our greatest foe, but from the sounds of it these Guildys are just like you and me."
"...Should I feel offended?"
Mom cracked a smile, "Now now, you've only met three Guildys right? You can't judge all Guildys just by what you've seen, that'd be speciesist."
"The day I meet a relatively normal guildy is the day Tail Red moonlights as a maid."
"You realize I'll be holding you to that right?" She chuckled, "I'm sure there's some relatively normal people even among the ranks of the demons. Heck, I wonder if I could create one right now."
"Mom what are you even talking about?" I sighed, "You can't just… create a demon like that."
"I promise that when I tell you I know a civilised demon it's the complete truth."
Silence descended upon the room as I slowly reached for the remote, turned off the TV, and just stared at my mother.
"Hm?" The red haired woman tilted her head, "What?"
"Did you just intentionally make a promise just to break it so that you create a demon."
"It's just a little promise, it probably only made a class 0."
"If that's the attitude people have towards making promises then one day we're all gonna be swarmed by imps!"
"Relax Hong, if I did create a demon then maybe it'll do something good someday. Like, create a cure for cancer." I think it'd be more likely to cause mischief than do something productive, "I'd like to think that there's at least some part of the United Darkness has some good, though I'm sure Lan would tell me that I'm just an idealist who watches too many kid's shows."
"I don't think she'd be that harsh…" I muttered only for my mom to pat me on the shoulder.
"She was at Hope Hong, the worst battlefield in recent memory. A frontline soldier to be exact. She probably doesn't have anything good to say about the demons, so you shouldn't bring the subject up if you can." Mom sighed, "For people like us, who live their lives away from the conflict, we will never truly understand what it's like for those who fight for our safety."
"But… I am a magical girl now." I paused for a moment as that began to really sink into me, "Hey mom, you worked with the government during World War 3 right? What… should I do?"
"Those times huh…" Mom's voice drifted off, "You know I don't like thinking back to those days. After the accident I decided to just put it all behind me. All I can tell you is to focus on the now, eventually tomorrow will come."
I nodded as my mother's eyes seemed to stare off into the distance. With a sigh I stood up from the couch and left her to go reminisce on the past.
The chaos of World War 3 and the Unification Crusade that it later became huh? I wonder what those days were really like...
After all, by the time they were over I had already lost all of my memories.
"Geh!" I exclaimed as I was walking to school the next morning.
"What?" Lan turned to me, "You only make that sound when you're about to say something really stupid."
"That is not true!" I raised up a finger, "I just realized that I spent so much time talking to my mom last night that I forgot to actually take in and enjoy the latest episode of Bijin Sentai Manaranger!"
My blue haired childhood friend looked at me like she was staring at something rotten, "...Is that the latest one?"
"They're trying to appeal to the magical girl fans that have been cropping up." I waved my hands, "Can't say it's working but they're trying."
"Do… people even realize you can't just shove magical girls into everything?" Lan groaned, "As an actual magical girl, trust me when I say this Hong, it's nothing like they show on TV." Than she paused, "Except when you're around, I guess."
"Hey, I may not look like it but even I'm not so culturally out of touch as to not have watched one or two modern magical girl shows!" I exclaimed, "Of course some like the classics such as Sailor Moon follow a lot like the superhero-era tokusatsu format but most monsters that appear are bland! Quirkless! Some shows don't even have them!"
"Well it's not like magical girls have to copy sentai one to one!" Lan shouted, "Besides, most magical girl shows these days have grown past that phase!"
"Yeah! To lose all sense of identity they once had! Tell me that the higher up guys don't think they can just slap magical girl on the cover and it'll sell! That's right, you can't!"
It was only after school had ended did we finally resolve this argument, and even than all we did was just agree to shelve this conversation for later. Truly, the business practices of the entertainment industry was the most taboo of taboo topics.
You have (2) Actions
[] Social
-[] Hang out with Lan
-[] Hang out with Twirl
-[] Hang out with your Mom (Loser)
[] Martial
-[] Have Lan kick your ass in Magical Girl Boot Camp
-[] Go beat up the Twirl Bots
[] Information
-[]
-[] Man the cafe and keep an ear out on what the customers have to say
AN: Tiniest update yet, barley even a thousand words. Maybe I should just keep making the updates tinier and tinier until all that you get is a single letter for an update, I'm sure my beta would appreciate not having to deal with my grammar.