Glory of the Emerald Empire (Legend of the 5 Rings Quest)

[X] "Actually Kakita-san, If I seem disturbed it is because I have duties to accomplish. Could you please direct me to a local inn? I am sure that a connoisseur of culture such as yourself would be able to recommend the best."

There is no way in which dueling this Kakita would serve us or our mission, even if we by some miracle won. Therefore, Duty compels us not to engage him in that way.
 
[X] "Actually Kakita-san, If I seem disturbed it is because I have duties to accomplish. Could you please direct me to a local inn? I am sure that a connoisseur of culture such as yourself would be able to recommend the best."

Why is that every single Crane (except @horngeek's character, of course) turns out to be a giant douche who has to antagonize us. At least, I'm glad we bought off Brash for once.
 
On a favor.

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[x] Everyone should have the opportunity to serve on the Wall at least once in their lives, as well. Perhaps you may one day share in my good fortune, and be blessed with the chance.
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[X] Actually Kakita-san, If I seem disturbed it is because I have duties to accomplish. Could you please direct me to a local inn? I am sure that a connoisseur of culture such as yourself would be able to recommend the best.
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[X] It is pretty, and it is so nice to see someone here appreciate it - most of the locals don't seem to notice! I wish there was time for my friends and I to see the sights as guided by your expertise Kakita-sama. Sadly, duty calls and I must find an inn for my master. Unless you can recommend a suitable establishment?
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noliar
[X] Yes, Kyuden Bayushi was quite nice when I visited it. Have a good day.
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Pandemonious Ivy
 
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[X] Actually Kakita-san, If I seem disturbed it is because I have duties to accomplish. Could you please direct me to a local inn? I am sure that a connoisseur of culture such as yourself would be able to recommend the best.



Your eyes narrow at the man's words. Those alone would be worth notice, for they hold arrogance that cannot be denied. Granted, it is only proper that a Samurai take pride in their Clan. It is, after all, the instrument by which they serve the Emperor and thus the Heavens. So this by itself is isn't something to be overly concerned over.

But his tone… His tone hides implications. His tone twists his words into something else, hints at hidden meanings resting just below the surface. With his mention of your home, connected with his earlier mention of Crane artistry, his tone clearly indicates he finds his own superior. Even more, he mentions 'proper culture' in relation to his lands...

Ah, you muse, coming to the proper conclusion. He's trying to goad me.

That or make you seem a fool to his friends by not understanding the meaning of his attempted insults. The former might land you in a duel, in which case the Kakita likely wins and humiliates you in the street. The latter earns him something to laugh about, and nothing more.

As such, there's really no choice as to the better option.

"Actually Kakita-san, If I seem disturbed it is because I have duties to accomplish," you say, smiling despite a powerful urge to slap this fool silly. But you've more important matters to attend to. "Could you please direct me to a local inn? I am sure that a connoisseur of culture such as yourself would be able to recommend the best."

The Kakita blinks, frowning at your lack of any obvious reaction. He wasn't expecting this kind of reply. No doubt he expected you to respond with rudeness, to yell at him for the barely hidden meanings behind his words. All the better to lead you into a trap you would have no chance of escaping.

And to be fair, a few months ago you'd likely have jumped into that trap without ever noticing your danger. But you have seen and experienced much, and know full well the perils a quick temper can bring. You are not the same person you were before beginning this journey, both for good and for ill, and who you are now will not fall for the kind of tricks you might have before.

"Forgive me, Hiruma-sama, but I am confused," the Kakita says after a moment. "You say you are going about your duties, but are seeking an inn?" His frown deepens. "And your manner of address… You are being quite informal."

You can't help a raised eyebrow at the man's response, showing plainly your thoughts on that matter. Yes, it is common practice to refer to Samurai you are unfamiliar with as 'sama' until everyone's status is properly known, but it is a minor faux pa at best. It's not even truly a breach of etiquette, and most reasonable people overlook it unless the other person continues to be willfully obtuse about honorifics.

Which tells you a number of things. This Kakita is almost certainly looking for some excuse to humiliate you, likely with a duel, and is willing to reach quite far in order to manage it. The only question is why. Is this merely because of the feud between your Clans, or does it hint at some deeper purpose that this man is going so much out of his way?

Unfortunately, you have little chance to consider such matters and formulate a response before things are taken out of your hands.

"I would politely suggest you cease in this, Kakita-sama," Hanabi says through a forced smile. "You are addressing the honorable Hiruma Sosuke-sama, Yojimbo to the esteemed Yasuki Goro-sama." The smile widens, showing its brittle edges. "It would be well if you kept your tone respectful."

"Oh really?" the Kakita asks, his frown melting away into a genial smile. "Well, I suppose I should… If I feel so inclined." He places his hand on the hilt of his sword. "Unless, of course, you feel the need to force the matter, Mirumoto-sama?"

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[X] Stay silent.
It is so very tempting to follow the Hida Kisada method of diplomacy and backhand him.
 
[X] - "I am certain there is no need to force such a matter, Mirumoto-san, given that Kakita-sama here has given me every courtesy that I have given him - I spoke improperly first, afterall. It is as she says, Kakita-sama - I am the yojimbo of the honorable Yasuki Goro-sama, who has recently arrived to the city on Clan business, and seek lodgings for myself, my master, and several traveling companions. Could you recommend such?"

NOPE. Not getting drawn into a fight, or letting Hiwamari get dragged into a fight. Apologizing & backing down might potentially cost us a point of Glory if we're not smooth, but I don't particularly care.
 
[X] - "I am certain there is no need to force such a matter, Mirumoto-san, given that Kakita-sama here has given me every courtesy that I have given him - I spoke improperly first, afterall. It is as she says, Kakita-sama - I am the yojimbo of the honorable Yasuki Goro-sama, who has recently arrived to the city on Clan business, and seek lodgings for myself, my master, and several traveling companions. Could you recommend such?"
 
[X] - "I am certain there is no need to force such a matter, Mirumoto-san, given that Kakita-sama here has given me every courtesy that I have given him - I spoke improperly first, afterall. It is as she says, Kakita-sama - I am the yojimbo of the honorable Yasuki Goro-sama, who has recently arrived to the city on Clan business, and seek lodgings for myself, my master, and several traveling companions. Could you recommend such?"
 
In the end, his lack of respect and etiquette reflects badly only on himself, his family, his lord and his clan. Why should we really be bothered by it then? :p

[X] - "I am certain there is no need to force such a matter, Mirumoto-san, given that Kakita-sama here has given me every courtesy that I have given him - I spoke improperly first, afterall. It is as she says, Kakita-sama - I am the yojimbo of the honorable Yasuki Goro-sama, who has recently arrived to the city on Clan business, and seek lodgings for myself, my master, and several traveling companions. Could you recommend such?"

Tentatively seems nice, although perhaps a bit too subservient.
 
[X] - "I am certain there is no need to force such a matter, Mirumoto-san, given that Kakita-sama here has given me every courtesy that I have given him - I spoke improperly first, afterall. It is as she says, Kakita-sama - I am the yojimbo of the honorable Yasuki Goro-sama, who has recently arrived to the city on Clan business, and seek lodgings for myself, my master, and several traveling companions. Could you recommend such?"
 
In the end, his lack of respect and etiquette reflects badly only on himself, his family, his lord and his clan. Why should we really be bothered by it then? :p

[X] - "I am certain there is no need to force such a matter, Mirumoto-san, given that Kakita-sama here has given me every courtesy that I have given him - I spoke improperly first, afterall. It is as she says, Kakita-sama - I am the yojimbo of the honorable Yasuki Goro-sama, who has recently arrived to the city on Clan business, and seek lodgings for myself, my master, and several traveling companions. Could you recommend such?"

Tentatively seems nice, although perhaps a bit too subservient.

Yeah, it's a little meek. I wouldn't be surprised if it cost us a point of Glory - but, eh. We have plenty, and coming back successfully with a big load of not only Jade but food will more than offset it.
 
[X] - "I am certain there is no need to force such a matter, Mirumoto-san, given that Kakita-sama here has given me every courtesy that I have given him - I spoke improperly first, afterall. It is as she says, Kakita-sama - I am the yojimbo of the honorable Yasuki Goro-sama, who has recently arrived to the city on Clan business, and seek lodgings for myself, my master, and several traveling companions. Could you recommend such?"
 
[X] - "I am certain there is no need to force such a matter, Mirumoto-san, given that Kakita-sama here has given me every courtesy that I have given him - I spoke improperly first, afterall. It is as she says, Kakita-sama - I am the yojimbo of the honorable Yasuki Goro-sama, who has recently arrived to the city on Clan business, and seek lodgings for myself, my master, and several traveling companions. Could you recommend such?"
 
[X] - "I am certain there is no need to force such a matter, Mirumoto-san, given that Kakita-sama here has given me every courtesy that I have given him - I spoke improperly first, afterall. It is as she says, Kakita-sama - I am the yojimbo of the honorable Yasuki Goro-sama, who has recently arrived to the city on Clan business, and seek lodgings for myself, my master, and several traveling companions. Could you recommend such?"

I really like how this is shaping up as Sosuke having grown beyond the snipping that mires so much of courtly intrigue. He simply doesn't give a shit, barbed words are nothing compared to the actual barbed weapons of the shadowlands.

The fact that it makes the Crane looks small and petty is merely happy coincidence :V
 
No then we get Murder Yandere ghost following us around and killing anyone that looks at us romantically.
No?
Why no?
Thats ghost story material. Poets and playrights will use this as an example of how Benten screws over everybody involved not only the 'blessed' for centuries after we're dead.
Its a pretty horrifying prospect.
 
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