Glorious Shotgun Princess, Thread 3

Monshroud said:
Please say that they are enduring the indignity of "mortals" inflicting judgment of Council Law on their asses!
"What do you mean, 'cleared of all charges'? They're freaky armoured humans who... well, one of them caught fire! How the hell did they manage to defend themselves against that? They set fire to my favourite sushi bar! We have it on camera! This is unacceptable! Unacceptable! Find them right now!"

*Meanwhile, in a rented apartment under (false) identities*

"Wow, Banesi. Good thing we had you with us. You always know how to get us out of trouble, eh? Just like the old days. How do you do it?"

"Remember? My dad's from Cynis. He taught me all kinds of things. And the local enforces were merely mortals and had no defence against Blame-Me-Not Technique. It really was just a misunderstanding. They didn't understand how dangerous having an Anathema among them is. One who looks like my great-great grandmother, at that. So we better be prepared for next time, eh? And get ourselves some of these advanced bow-firewand 'gonnes' they have here."

"Mnemon Banesi, you are a loveable rogue. I could kiss you. And may, later."
 
Kedgisgo said:
Hmm, Kejak may actually want Auto to fuck over fix Yu-Shan and cut away all that bureaucratic bullshit thats build up over the centuries. Less paperwork/redtape/BS means more time for Siddies to do other things... you know, like their JOB...
If Auto would replace the Loom with the a copy of the less buggy Design and give the pattern spiders eternal holidays Kejak and the spiders would probably kiss the ground where he walks.
 
Durabys said:
If Auto would replace the Loom with the a copy of the less buggy Design and give the pattern spiders eternal holidays Kejak and the spiders would probably kiss the ground where he walks.
The problem is, this doesn't take into account the consequences of giving Autochthon access to the Loom of Fate.

"Yes, yes! I have FIXED THE LOOM and by connecting it to the DESIGN I have increased its capacity and FIXED ALL THE ERRORS while also connecting it to the oh dear Harbinger has just destroyed Gem."
 
GreggHL said:
The problem is, this doesn't take into account the consequences of giving Autochthon access to the Loom of Fate.

"Yes, yes! I have FIXED THE LOOM and by connecting it to the DESIGN I have increased its capacity and FIXED ALL THE ERRORS while also connecting it to the oh dear Harbinger has just destroyed Gem."
Wouldn't it be possible, during the Calibration, to deactivate the Loom, manufacture a precise copy of the Design-machine, and activate it inside Creation before the Calibrations end..while having the Five Sisters present so something unfortunate doesn't happen? I think it would greatly decrease the work load both Sidereals and the Maidens have long term.
 
Durabys said:
Wouldn't it be possible, during the Calibration, to deactivate the Loom, manufacture a precise copy of the Design-machine, and activate it inside Creation before the Calibrations end..while having the Five Sisters present so something unfortunate doesn't happen? I think it would greatly decrease the work load both Sidereals and the Maidens have long term.
Again.

Autochthon.

Access to the system which keeps Creation from disappearing into a prolapsed asshole of fate errors.

...

"Yes! HELLO! Thanks to my new upgrades to the LOOM OF FATE, we now have TIME TRAVEL!"
 
Destrark said:
The problem with that is while The Design may work better, the Loom is a lot more robust and less prone to breakage, it can actually sustain all those Fate Errors in Creation whereas The Design would have totally crashed from all the problems the Loom manages to deal with(admittedly with help from the Siddies).
I thought the Design was actually MUCH better then the Loom? :confused:
GreggHL said:
Again.

Autochthon.

Access to the system which keeps Creation from disappearing into a prolapsed asshole of fate errors.

...

"Yes! HELLO! Thanks to my new upgrades to the LOOM OF FATE, we now have TIME TRAVEL!"
So it is not possible for anyone to keep track of Autochthon so he doesn't do something stupid?
 
Durabys said:
I thought the Design was actually MUCH better then the Loom? :confused:
While this is generally true, the Loom is much better at handling inevitable errors that pop up in an open system like Creation.

With the Loom, Fate Errors tend to result in things like a river flowing the wrong direction, a person both dying and living, etc.

With the Designs, the tend to result in Blight Zones.
 
The ME-verse is weird. Weirder then Creation. Why? Auto-kun came and found a working universe..with no Primordial being its parent..the sounds of "WHAT THAT FUCK IS THIS!?" were heard in Creation.
 
GreggHL said:
"I tell you! I think Little-Miss-Fire-and-Glass-Balls-and-a-thing-for-Daddy was right about you lot! Things were better when we were in charge, let me tell you!"
Oh come on, Auto, why do you have to keep making things worse?
 
Talon88.1 said:
Ya know, I was going to ask how ugly this could be compared to the rest of the dead titans, buuuut then we got onto the 'Auto and the Loom' bit and realized something.
Auto doesn't need to be evil to kill everything. And that's just sad.

Also, anyone else here kinda hoping for Auto and Gaia to have a chat? I'd love to see that conversation.
Ugh the other primoridals where also not evil, exept for the dragon around heroes. And we saw how that worked out. Or did you not know about that part where he left his most direct children behind on his exodus to evade giving the Solars a change to stop him?
 
Aleph said:
Oh come on, Auto, why do you have to keep making things worse?
Eh, I'll give him the bit you quoted on account of it being merely a variation on the standard "old person bitching about how kids these days are terrible and how things were better when he was young" complaint that's probably existed for as long as there have been kids and old people.
 
TheSandman said:
Eh, I'll give him the bit you quoted on account of it being merely a variation on the standard "old person bitching about how kids these days are terrible and how things were better when he was young" complaint that's probably existed for as long as there have been kids and old people.
Yes, but consider how it sounded to the gods.
 
Aleph said:
Yes, but consider how it sounded to the gods.
Well, yes, I know. Just saying that it was "old man" stupid instead of "Autochthon" stupid, and therefore slightly more understandable (if incredibly ill-timed).

He also seems to have forgotten that he can't use any of the geasa (geases? geese?) that the Primordials built into the gods anymore, and that the gods similarly aren't bound by them where he's concerned.
 
Aleph said:
Oh come on, Auto, why do you have to keep making things worse?
In his defense, he did just receive an education on how Heaven works from someone he

1. Is sympathetic to
2. Was one of its milder victims. So chances are, he was just really angry. As far as Angry Auto goes, pissed off ranting is an improvement.
 
Autochthon the God is not capable of the truly titanic fits of hateful artifice that Autochthon the Primordial could do (because the near-infinite sea of resentment of the Crippled Retard gave us Exaltations).

But most of them don't know that.
 
Okay. It seems Kejak is trying to find his footing in this situation and identify any potential problems while also trying to discern what is happening really..if one of the Maidens just learned about the ME-verse and Auto-kun..it means Luna and Luraname were and are extremelly tight lipped about the entire situation. This means all the Gods (including most of the Celestial Gods) and the Sidereals and Terrestrials know zero about the existance of the ME-verse and the real situation behind Autochthon and Deus Machina. This is of course not taking into account Creation Sidereals having some serious Fate!HAX!Loom eavesdropping charms and listening to Kal's and Wuffles' exposition to Mnemon in her camp.
 
Durabys said:
Okay. It seems Kejak is trying to find his footing in this situation and identify any potential problems while also trying to discern what is happening really..if one of the Maidens just learned about the ME-verse and Auto-kun..it means Luna and Luraname were and are extremelly tight lipped about the entire situation. This means all the Gods (including most of the Celestial Gods) and the Sidereals and Terrestrials know zero about the existance of the ME-verse and the real situation begind Autochthon and Deus Machina. This is of cource not taking into account Creation Sidereals doing some serious eavesdropping when Kal and Wuffles were explaining to Mnemon in hr camp where they come from.
Ignis Divine, the Unconquered Sun and Most High: "I feel as if I was denied pertinent and need-to-know information."
 
GreggHL said:
Ignis Divine, the Unconquered Sun and Most High: "I feel as if I was denied pertinent and need-to-know information."
Luna: Oh. Really? I wouldn't have guessed. It's your turn now, shiny ass.

..all the while..

Jupiter: *looks nervous as her sisters are sending her way glares with the promise of suffering*
 
Nightblade said:
Shouldn't he know because he talked to all the other zenth's that have exalted in the me verse?
Auto-kun/GreggHL explained to Kal/readers that Sol has a "record&replay function" call service installed for the Zeniths..so, nope. :D
 
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