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Glorious Shotgun Princess (ME/Exalted) Thread #2

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Vaalintine said:
This is hilarious. Mind if I use it in my sig?
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Feel free. It also is sort of sourced to Swordomatic, and a line his Twilight doctor used before doing something similarly gruesome.
 
Good news, everyone! I have figured out the running gag for Grunt when he is introduced within the next ten chapters!

More or less, immature young Krogan on a ship surrounded by mad scientists. How do?

Grunt: "I need an adult!"

Mordin: "Nonesense." *sharpintake* "Am an adult." *starts tests*

Iri: "~silly~, I am an adult!" *starts buzz saw*

Autochthon: "I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM an ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" *CRAFTING*
 
GreggHL said:
Good news, everyone! I have figured out the running gag for Grunt when he is introduced within the next ten chapters!

More or less, immature young Krogan on a ship surrounded by mad scientists. How do?

Grunt: "I need an adult!"

Mordin: "Nonesense." *sharpintake* "Am an adult." *starts tests*

Iri: "~silly~, I am an adult!" *starts buzz saw*

Autochthon: "I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM an ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" *CRAFTING*
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\lim_{t\rightarrow\infty}C_{q\land g}\left(t\right)=\mbox{Rei} where C_{q\land g} is a character in one of Gregg's stories who the adjective "quirky" could be used to describe.
 
Mordin has much better luck with women than DBA's Krillin, though. Still, replacing all of Mordin's lines with Mordin-speech Krillin.

The cave scene would work differently, though.

And Mordin would perform experiments on the toilet.
 
Hurglewurgle. Busy week here, and had to be in Seoul all of Saturday for a friends school. Also, very busy checking classes, prepping midterms, etc. Very busy at my new school.

Also enjoying my new school a lot more than my old school. So, in that there is balance.
 
GreggHL said:
Hurglewurgle. Busy week here, and had to be in Seoul all of Saturday for a friends school. Also, very busy checking classes, prepping midterms, etc. Very busy at my new school.

Also enjoying my new school a lot more than my old school. So, in that there is balance.
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What do you teach Gregg.
 
I've worked in elementary and high school. I did middle-and-high-school subbing in New York City for five years, and did a year at elementary school when I first came to Korea. Now I'm working at college. I worked at one for two years, and moved to this one in march, where I hope to stay until I die.
 
GreggHL said:
I've worked in elementary and high school. I did middle-and-high-school subbing in New York City for five years, and did a year at elementary school when I first came to Korea. Now I'm working at college. I worked at one for two years, and moved to this one in march, where I hope to stay until I die.
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My. What's so impressed you about this school?
 
linkhyrule5 said:
Got any decent thinkers in your class, or the usual bunch of half-asleep culture regurgitators?
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I have my students creating websites, recording speeches and conversations, and then putting these up for me to look over and correct. This is just for starters.
 
GreggHL said:
I've worked in elementary and high school. I did middle-and-high-school subbing in New York City for five years, and did a year at elementary school when I first came to Korea. Now I'm working at college. I worked at one for two years, and moved to this one in march, where I hope to stay until I die.
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Any of them fans of yours? Heh, anyone in the audience Korean, in college, and taking college-level English courses with a guy named "Greg"?
 
StormFury213 said:
wait a second how did autochton find where Jaded Gatemaker of Ages also how did he know that the Jaded Gatemaker of Ages was about to activate the portal connecting the ME-verse with darkspace?
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Its Autochton. Incarnae-level god of technology, and the reapers are based off of his sickness. Trying to outdo him with tech is still a REALLY BAD IDEA, even if its actually possible now that he is a god instead of a primordial.
 
GreggHL said:
English to speakers of foreign languages. Also English literature and other such things.
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I study second semester (bachelor's degree) of English Language and Literature at the Masaryk University in Brno.
 
StormFury213 said:
You know i can't decide whether to feel sorry at the reaper ai thing or laugh at its suffering when autochton said it was going to fix its everything also what is the status of Samara's daughter Morinth the new bride of the Ebon Dragon is she still running the desert that the Ebon Dragon put her through?
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Yes, Mirala is still running in the desert while Kimbery is chasing her. Assuming she doesn't get rescued by any other people currently wandering Cecyline, of course.
 
They ride, charging through the battle. Through and between bullets, against the roar of the Destroyer. Through the chaos and explosions, through the din and smoke, past and through the hordes of drones.

The world blurs as Garrus charges through their lines, sending the once-fearsome foes flying as what was a raptor becomes a charging bull, silver and light against the black and red wall.

The horn blasts again. Garrus buckles, shifting into the Maw once more before his tail sends her flying. The blast strikes where they were, and she goes sailing through the air, just as the red lights on the inside of her helmet begin to alert her to problems. Like how the blast took out her jets.

Well, crap, she thinks.

Flailing through the air, pinwheeling through the sky towards the Destroyer, Jane Shepard finds it appropriate in this case to muse on whether or not this was the best idea. Charging at a Reaper.

What would Pria say in this situation? 'You're doing it wrong,' most likely. But...

But.

"But what if she's right?"

Breathing deep, the sounds of the battle still. This is...not a soldier, she thinks. This is not how soldier operates. This is not accepting the realities of the battlefield and using tactics. There is a horn blast, and Shepard bites her lip. Nervousness, she thinks. Not born out of fear.

But because this is completely insane.

A single phrase comes to mind. Something she practiced and practiced but always thought would be impossible here. Like running up snowflakes in an avalanche.

Feather Foot Style.

The red light blasts out, and she moves. Twisting in mid air, she lets the beam miss by fingerwidths, and pumps her legs. And to her amazement, Jane Shepard runs down the Reaper's beam and directly towards it.
 
Sucal said:
Nope, shes currently flying through the air
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More 'pinwheeling.' If she were flying without her boot jets, she would be using Eagle Wing Style, where she would be slowly inching along towards the Reaper and yelling for it to Wait up guys.
 
Grace said:
Gregg:
Please tell your class that the internet has declared them all pretty fucking awesome.
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I have an internet connection, computer, and projector in every room. I'm starting them today by having them outline and describe videos of Kerbal Space Program.
 
Grace said:
Gregg:
Please tell your class that the internet has declared them all pretty fucking awesome.
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I have an internet connection, computer, and projector in every room. I'm starting them today by having them outline and describe videos of Kerbal Space Program.
 
Maes said:
"Teacher? If we run out of synonyms and allegories for 'batshit insane', can we use other languages?"

(in reference to the videos and KSP in general)
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I'm also showing them Paro the screaming robot seal.
 
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