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Get Ya Krumpers On (Ork Riot Quest)

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Iz unorky,it is! Those gitz will get what's commin to um! Bad enuff that wez also got flash boyz shootin dakka instead of getting stuck in wifout needing to deal wif "kommandos" too
 
ConfusedCanuck said:
Ya and Ya betta remeba who's the bestez shoota around here or else you git! I'll be a shoota Nobz in no timz just ya see!

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An' we 'precciate youz makin tha attempt! Ya jus' be needin' ta type like how youz imagin' tha wurst english accent ya evah hurd, then add in some 'z's instead o' 's's at the end of yur wordz!
 
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    • [X]Charge Da Hummie Line
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    Unique Charges
    [X] Grab a Smaller Ork, Shield rush the Krumping Hummies
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    [X] Fire wildly in the air while chargin.
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    [X] Charge Da Humie Line
    [X] Use a grechin shield
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    [X] Paint Mezelf Red n' Charge Da Hummie Line! Red Orkz da quickezt Orkz!
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    In a living tide of green and choppas with a notable splotch of red among the throng the orks charge forwards. One explodes into gore from a shot from behind an unaimed loose dakka, rendering the poor Boyz to red mist more still are cut down by the hummies guns the slug dakka has a hard time killing an Ork but there's enough hummies shooting at you. A smart Ork grabs an unlucky buddy up and with a glorious war cry leads the mass to crash against the Hummie wall. There those that survive start to blend the hummies, the choppas rending and tearing. An ork throws their hole riddled buddy into the mass of hummies and take their Choppa to them. As another just survives the hail of slugs and laser fire with a now corpse gretchen. The Hummie Line was struggling to hold back the tide of Orks and the one they killed in melee ment nothing. When the retreat was call that's when chaos sounded. None of there Boyz made it back.

    [X]Shoot over da chargin' boys
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    unique shooting
    [X] Throw Stick Bombs
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    [X] Kick Grots wif' bombs strapped on der chest past de humies defensive line like footballs. Tell em grots dat if they can grab a 'humie before the tickin' stops, they'll get a reward. Triple reward if they can do it 'fore they land, juz cuz that'd be a roight sight to see!
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    [X] Grab da nearest gretchin an' toss 'im at da hummies.
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    Behind the hoard a wall of dakka rains a the Hummie Line Ork gunnas firing with abandon at the PDF making them pop. One of the Orks is making firing noises with his empty hand for several moments before he notices sadly any complaints to the dakka stealing Ork is emptied out of his mind as everything else leaves to make way for the bullet that just replaced it. The Orks back here survive much easier but don't get to experience the glorious combat that the Choppa boys got. Two boys get the ideas to use bombs but the primitive tribe lacks any mechs and real bombs so they try to make something with the materials on hand and succeed so much that it detonates in their face. A simpler Ork throws confused and angry Gretchen into the mass of Orks against the Hummie Line.

    [X] Flank dem all sneaky like
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    Unique Stealth
    [X] Paint Mezelf Purple n' Flank Da Hummie Line! Purple Orkz da sneakiest Orkz!
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    The hummies were unprepared for the sudden charging from the woods to their south which before had been free of orks. They kept firing and the boys all died but the Orks we're more cunnien and popped out of tunnels several boys deep in the Hummie Line ruing the retreat as it's sounded and leaving a disorganized army in the choppas of the chargin boyz. These survivin sneaky Boyz took advantage of da chaos to wreck all the hummies stuff.

    [x]Run ya git
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    Seenin his potential death one of the gits ran off now somewhere in the woods safe but very unorklike.

    [X] Punch the nearest git, take his gun. Attempt to build a significantly larger gun.
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    With a twin linked shooter in hand this boy is ready to waaagh. The Ork he took it from isn't even in a place to complain anymore.




    Plains: Very Orky
    Forest: Orkless
    River: Hummies
    City: Hummies
    Hills: Hummies

    Size: Puny
    No Meks
    No Doks
    No Wierdboy
    No Nobz

    PDF Loot (Guns Lotz, Trukks Fewz)

    Da Boyz gots what it takes I dink. Now ya gits betta take this world and proppa orkylike as ya do it. Just make da plan and say which way ya goin. WAAAAGH!!!!

    []Run into the Enemy
    -[]How?
    -[]Where?
    []Do Somethin Else
    -[]What?
    -[]Where?

    []Spend Biggness
    -[]How
     
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