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    • Scheduled vote count started by Planetary Tennis on Sep 28, 2022 at 11:34 PM, finished with 201 posts and 81 votes.
    • [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
      -[X]Where? The River
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Go put Orks 'ere dere is none, and Krump anything that's there.
      -[X]The Forest
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X] Become da Nob: Lets ya do Noby things.
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X] Paint yerself blue
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Time ta kreate orky base
      -[X] In the forest
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]Grab the best gun I can find and hop aboard a truck
      -[X]the River
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      - [X]Grab the biggest, choppiest choppa available and charge headlong into the hummies. Dey kan't krump me if I'z black!
      -[X]Where? The River
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X]Paint yerself blue: blue now da only color, ya luckia roll 2 dice.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab some humie corpses and use the skin as a humie disguise, then go steal a bunch of humie stuff. Boats or trukks or somefing wif dakka!
      -[X]the River
      [X]Spend Biggness
      - [X]Paint yourself black: black now da only color, ya now tuffa ya can't die frum da bad rolz.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[x] Smash some discipline into some uv 'da weaka Boyz
      -[x] Da Plains
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Stab one a da Trukk driver's and take 'is wheels! Start driving when the boys start pushin each other off of da Trukk.
      -[X] To da River!
      [x] Grab the biggest gun I can find from the loot
      [x] Spend Biggens
      -[x] Paint myself yellow
      [X] Build some kinda fancy instrument and start ROKKIN OUT to help get the boys pumped up!
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Get some boyz onna trukk
      -[X] Them big boxes is fulla hummies! Get 'em!!! (the City)
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Take sum of da looted gunz a coble together a machine gun fit for a Nob
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab some other Dakka and make your self a propa Heavy Dakka gun!
      -[X] Head to the River and find some Hummies to Krump! Take some boyz with you for the funz! Find a Trukk to get there fasta!
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Make an wagon.
      -[X]Get a hummie trukk, and a bunch of their punny guns, bolt all the flashy pew pew guns togeder on the roof of the wagon trigger linked to the horn. Call it the waaaaghical scholl trukk.
      [X]Paint yourself black: black now da only color, ya now tuffa ya can't die frum da bad rolz.
      [X]Spend Biggness
      - [X]Paint yourself black: black now da only color, ya now tuffa ya can't die frum da bad rolz.
      - [X]Become da Weirdboy: more likely ta explode sometimes at enemies.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab a gun from the loot pile and sneak
      -[X] into the city and shoot the humie boss in a face
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Charge at it
      -[X] Them big boxes is fulla hummies! Get 'em!!! (the City)
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] While da trucks are distract'n' da 'umies. I will sneak up on them via swimm'n'.
      -[X] Da big wet line 'n da ground (The River)
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Put a propah big piece o' dakka on a trukk, turn it inta a Teknikal and take tha boyz fer a joy ride!
      -[X]The City
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X]Bekome a Mek
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Turn many of dem guns into betta shootas!
      [X] Punch as hard as you can, 10,000 times, each and every day. It's about Orkin' time you've distinguished yourself from the crowd.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Get around be'ind them and bash them when they ain't lookin!
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How?: Zog me! Everyone already took the best dakka! Find the biggest bayonet instead and charge into melee.
      -[X]Where? The River
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[x] How? Find some lost humies to kill all quiet like, and take their loot and dakka
      -[x] Where? In da Forest
      [x] Spend Biggens
      -[x] Paint myself blue
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[x] Become da dok
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[x] The hills
      -[x] Stitch up the boyz wot aint dead yet and see wot happens
      [X] Try to find and orkify a hummie sniper rifle, if I need to be a mek to do this just take one as is.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab 2 Shootas an' start train'ing sumzing called Gun-Fu.
      -[X] To da Forest
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Find a bigger and better choppa, even if youz gotta make it yerself
      -[X] Da Forest
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X]Paint yerself blue: blue now da only color, ya luckia roll 2 dice.
      -[X] Become da Mek: Lets ya do meky things.
      [X]Spend Biggness
      - [x] Get some Squigs: some Squigs ta help in da fight.
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Grab all da dakka I cans carry, den go shoot up some humies!
      -[X]the River
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X]Paint yerself yellow: yellow now da only color, ya now even more shooty.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      - [X] Search the woods for the git that ran off and club him. Clearly he was bored fighting boring humies and wants a propa orky friend to fight
      - [X] In the forests
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[x] I'm a Nob now!
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab a gun that shoots at things all far away like. Then be all sneaky someplace
      -[X] In the hills. Some git said that's where the humies dug the stuff up that got turned into shiny gubbins. So let's find that and loot 'em!
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Charge the Hummies head on
      -[X]the River
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How? Swim 'cross the river all sneaky-like 'fore choppin' em all down
      -[X]Where? 'Cross the river and into the city
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Sneak as much Squigs, Orks and Gretchen with az much gunz inta the Humies city an' reap havoc!
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X] Paint mezelf purple
      -[X] Get some Squigs
      -[X] Get some gretchen
      See more…
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  • Voting
    • Vote's closed! Celebratory roll for dakka.

    Editorial: Overcome by my own sense of euphoria, my green skin bubbles and implodes.
    Nigerian Duck threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: MORE DAKKA! CELEBRATE Total: 23
    23 23
     
    Last edited:
    Adhoc vote count started by Planetary Tennis on Oct 3, 2022 at 8:00 PM, finished with 203 posts and 81 votes.
    • [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
      -[X]Where? The River
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Go put Orks 'ere dere is none, and Krump anything that's there.
      -[X]The Forest
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Time ta kreate orky base
      -[X] In the forest
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab some humie corpses and use the skin as a humie disguise, then go steal a bunch of humie stuff. Boats or trukks or somefing wif dakka!
      -[X]the River
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Stab one a da Trukk driver's and take 'is wheels! Start driving when the boys start pushin each other off of da Trukk.
      -[X] To da River!
      [x] Grab the biggest gun I can find from the loot
      [x] Spend Biggens
      -[x] Paint myself yellow
      [X] Build some kinda fancy instrument and start ROKKIN OUT to help get the boys pumped up!
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Get some boyz onna trukk
      -[X] Them big boxes is fulla hummies! Get 'em!!! (the City)
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Take sum of da looted gunz a coble together a machine gun fit for a Nob
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X] Become da Nob: Lets ya do Noby things.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab some other Dakka and make your self a propa Heavy Dakka gun!
      -[X] Head to the River and find some Hummies to Krump! Take some boyz with you for the funz! Find a Trukk to get there fasta!
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X] Become da Nob: Lets ya do Noby things.
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X] Paint yerself blue
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Make an wagon.
      -[X]Get a hummie trukk, and a bunch of their punny guns, bolt all the flashy pew pew guns togeder on the roof of the wagon trigger linked to the horn. Call it the waaaaghical scholl trukk.
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
      [X]Paint yourself black: black now da only color, ya now tuffa ya can't die frum da bad rolz.
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]Grab the best gun I can find and hop aboard a truck
      -[X]the River
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X] Paint yerself blue
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      - [X]Grab the biggest, choppiest choppa available and charge headlong into the hummies. Dey kan't krump me if I'z black!
      -[X]Where? The River
      [X]Spend Biggness
      - [X]Paint yourself black: black now da only color, ya now tuffa ya can't die frum da bad rolz.
      - [X]Become da Weirdboy: more likely ta explode sometimes at enemies.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab a gun from the loot pile and sneak
      -[X] into the city and shoot the humie boss in a face
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Charge at it
      -[X] Them big boxes is fulla hummies! Get 'em!!! (the City)
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] While da trucks are distract'n' da 'umies. I will sneak up on them via swimm'n'.
      -[X] Da big wet line 'n da ground (The River)
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Put a propah big piece o' dakka on a trukk, turn it inta a Teknikal and take tha boyz fer a joy ride!
      -[X]The City
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X]Paint yerself blue: blue now da only color, ya luckia roll 2 dice.
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X]Bekome a Mek
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Turn many of dem guns into betta shootas!
      [X] Punch as hard as you can, 10,000 times, each and every day. It's about Orkin' time you've distinguished yourself from the crowd.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Get around be'ind them and bash them when they ain't lookin!
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How?: Zog me! Everyone already took the best dakka! Find the biggest bayonet instead and charge into melee.
      -[X]Where? The River
      [X]Spend Biggness
      - [X]Paint yourself black: black now da only color, ya now tuffa ya can't die frum da bad rolz.
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      - [X]Grab the biggest, choppiest choppa available and charge headlong into the hummies. Dey kan't krump me if I'z black!
      -[X]Where? The River
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[x] How? Find some lost humies to kill all quiet like, and take their loot and dakka
      -[x] Where? In da Forest
      [x] Spend Biggens
      -[x] Paint myself blue
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[x] Become da dok
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[x] The hills
      -[x] Stitch up the boyz wot aint dead yet and see wot happens
      [X] Try to find and orkify a hummie sniper rifle, if I need to be a mek to do this just take one as is.
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]Grab the best gun I can find and hop aboard a truck
      -[X]the River
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab 2 Shootas an' start train'ing sumzing called Gun-Fu.
      -[X] To da Forest
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Find a bigger and better choppa, even if youz gotta make it yerself
      -[X] Da Forest
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X]Paint yerself blue: blue now da only color, ya luckia roll 2 dice.
      -[X] Become da Mek: Lets ya do meky things.
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
      -[X]Where? The River
      [X]Spend Biggness
      - [x] Get some Squigs: some Squigs ta help in da fight.
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Grab all da dakka I cans carry, den go shoot up some humies!
      -[X]the River
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X]Paint yerself yellow: yellow now da only color, ya now even more shooty.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      - [X] Search the woods for the git that ran off and club him. Clearly he was bored fighting boring humies and wants a propa orky friend to fight
      - [X] In the forests
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[x] Smash some discipline into some uv 'da weaka Boyz
      -[x] Da Plains
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[x] I'm a Nob now!
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab a gun that shoots at things all far away like. Then be all sneaky someplace
      -[X] In the hills. Some git said that's where the humies dug the stuff up that got turned into shiny gubbins. So let's find that and loot 'em!
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Charge the Hummies head on
      -[X]the River
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How? Swim 'cross the river all sneaky-like 'fore choppin' em all down
      -[X]Where? 'Cross the river and into the city
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
      -[X]Where? The River
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X] Become da Nob: Lets ya do Noby things.
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Sneak as much Squigs, Orks and Gretchen with az much gunz inta the Humies city an' reap havoc!
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X] Paint mezelf purple
      -[X] Get some Squigs
      -[X] Get some gretchen
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X] Paint meself blue.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Find da one ork what ran off and give dat git a good krumpin'.
      -[X] Da woods
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Get on da trukk
      -[X] Them big boxes is fulla hummies! Get 'em!!! (the City)
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[x] Smash some discipline into some uv 'da weaka Boyz
      -[x] Da Plains
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Get some of the Boyz together with some Skrap to make some Bashing Sheilds to aid in small attacks on the 'Umies
      -[x] The hills
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X] Paint yerself blue
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab a gun that shoots at things all far away like. Then be all sneaky someplace
      -[X]Where? The River
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]Da truckz! Ya git!
      -[X]Da city! WAAAAAGH!
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X]Paint truck n myzelf more RED! Fazta! FAZTA! FAZTAAAA
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Scavenge plating from some trukks to make some dead hard armor.
      -[X]Plains
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X]Paint yourself black
      -[X]Become da Mek
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How?: Grab one uv dem humie sluggas, grab me choppa, and go chop 'n' shoot da humies after usin' da trukks to get real close to dem.
      -[X]Where? The River
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How?: grab me choppa, and go chop 'n' shoot da humies after gettin real close to dem.
      -[X]Where? The River
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[x] I'm a Nob now!
      -[X]Paint yerself blue: blue now da only color, ya luckia roll 2 dice.
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[x]Where? The Hills
      -[x]Zog da loot, da good gubbins 'as already been got by the older boyz. A few da boyz iz eadin to the hills, sayz they saw hoomies carting fresh loot or sumtin from dere'. Follow em, and clobber any humies I find right and proprah loik!
      See more…
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    Planetary Tennis said:
    Scheduled vote count started by Planetary Tennis on Sep 28, 2022 at 11:34 PM, finished with 201 posts and 81 votes.
    • [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
      -[X]Where? The River
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Go put Orks 'ere dere is none, and Krump anything that's there.
      -[X]The Forest
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X] Become da Nob: Lets ya do Noby things.
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X] Paint yerself blue
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Time ta kreate orky base
      -[X] In the forest
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]Grab the best gun I can find and hop aboard a truck
      -[X]the River
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      - [X]Grab the biggest, choppiest choppa available and charge headlong into the hummies. Dey kan't krump me if I'z black!
      -[X]Where? The River
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X]Paint yerself blue: blue now da only color, ya luckia roll 2 dice.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab some humie corpses and use the skin as a humie disguise, then go steal a bunch of humie stuff. Boats or trukks or somefing wif dakka!
      -[X]the River
      [X]Spend Biggness
      - [X]Paint yourself black: black now da only color, ya now tuffa ya can't die frum da bad rolz.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[x] Smash some discipline into some uv 'da weaka Boyz
      -[x] Da Plains
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Stab one a da Trukk driver's and take 'is wheels! Start driving when the boys start pushin each other off of da Trukk.
      -[X] To da River!
      [x] Grab the biggest gun I can find from the loot
      [x] Spend Biggens
      -[x] Paint myself yellow
      [X] Build some kinda fancy instrument and start ROKKIN OUT to help get the boys pumped up!
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Get some boyz onna trukk
      -[X] Them big boxes is fulla hummies! Get 'em!!! (the City)
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Take sum of da looted gunz a coble together a machine gun fit for a Nob
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab some other Dakka and make your self a propa Heavy Dakka gun!
      -[X] Head to the River and find some Hummies to Krump! Take some boyz with you for the funz! Find a Trukk to get there fasta!
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Make an wagon.
      -[X]Get a hummie trukk, and a bunch of their punny guns, bolt all the flashy pew pew guns togeder on the roof of the wagon trigger linked to the horn. Call it the waaaaghical scholl trukk.
      [X]Paint yourself black: black now da only color, ya now tuffa ya can't die frum da bad rolz.
      [X]Spend Biggness
      - [X]Paint yourself black: black now da only color, ya now tuffa ya can't die frum da bad rolz.
      - [X]Become da Weirdboy: more likely ta explode sometimes at enemies.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab a gun from the loot pile and sneak
      -[X] into the city and shoot the humie boss in a face
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Charge at it
      -[X] Them big boxes is fulla hummies! Get 'em!!! (the City)
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] While da trucks are distract'n' da 'umies. I will sneak up on them via swimm'n'.
      -[X] Da big wet line 'n da ground (The River)
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Put a propah big piece o' dakka on a trukk, turn it inta a Teknikal and take tha boyz fer a joy ride!
      -[X]The City
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X]Bekome a Mek
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X]Turn many of dem guns into betta shootas!
      [X] Punch as hard as you can, 10,000 times, each and every day. It's about Orkin' time you've distinguished yourself from the crowd.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Get around be'ind them and bash them when they ain't lookin!
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How?: Zog me! Everyone already took the best dakka! Find the biggest bayonet instead and charge into melee.
      -[X]Where? The River
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[x] How? Find some lost humies to kill all quiet like, and take their loot and dakka
      -[x] Where? In da Forest
      [x] Spend Biggens
      -[x] Paint myself blue
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[x] Become da dok
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[x] The hills
      -[x] Stitch up the boyz wot aint dead yet and see wot happens
      [X] Try to find and orkify a hummie sniper rifle, if I need to be a mek to do this just take one as is.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab 2 Shootas an' start train'ing sumzing called Gun-Fu.
      -[X] To da Forest
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Find a bigger and better choppa, even if youz gotta make it yerself
      -[X] Da Forest
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X]Paint yerself blue: blue now da only color, ya luckia roll 2 dice.
      -[X] Become da Mek: Lets ya do meky things.
      [X]Spend Biggness
      - [x] Get some Squigs: some Squigs ta help in da fight.
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Grab all da dakka I cans carry, den go shoot up some humies!
      -[X]the River
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X]Paint yerself yellow: yellow now da only color, ya now even more shooty.
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      - [X] Search the woods for the git that ran off and club him. Clearly he was bored fighting boring humies and wants a propa orky friend to fight
      - [X] In the forests
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[x] I'm a Nob now!
      [X]Do Somethin Else
      -[X] Grab a gun that shoots at things all far away like. Then be all sneaky someplace
      -[X] In the hills. Some git said that's where the humies dug the stuff up that got turned into shiny gubbins. So let's find that and loot 'em!
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Charge the Hummies head on
      -[X]the River
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X]How? Swim 'cross the river all sneaky-like 'fore choppin' em all down
      -[X]Where? 'Cross the river and into the city
      [X]Run into the Enemy
      -[X] Sneak as much Squigs, Orks and Gretchen with az much gunz inta the Humies city an' reap havoc!
      [X]Spend Biggness
      -[X] Paint mezelf purple
      -[X] Get some Squigs
      -[X] Get some gretchen
      See more…
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    I do not respect your closed vote.

    [X] Throw Stick Bombs at the river
    Zedalb threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Nat 100 or suicide Total: 83
    83 83
     
    Gm said I neeed 8 reactions above and it counts.

    If I get less than 8 sandwich quest is dead.
    Otherwise I'll update it.
     
    DERE AIN'T ENUFF BURNAZ IN DIS WAAAAAAAAAAAGH. NOT ENUFF RESPEKT FOR DA PROPPA ART UV BURNINATIN' EVERYFIN'.
     
    Planetary Tennis said:
    I've said before noz though important big gear like vehicles and Squigs can get their own color. Painting yourself replaces the previous paint.
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    Obviously, the correct answer is to assemble a matryoshka vehicle, with an ork driving a vehicle that is driving a slightly larger vehicle that is driving a slightly larger vehicle, so and and so forth, with each vehicle painted a different color.

    The end result is a singular ork war machine that benefits from the qualities of every color.
     
    Space Jawa said:
    Obviously, the correct answer is to assemble a matryoshka vehicle, with an ork driving a vehicle that is driving a slightly larger vehicle that is driving a slightly larger vehicle, so and and so forth, with each vehicle painted a different color.

    The end result is a singular ork war machine that benefits from the qualities of every color.
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    Iz neva heard 'n idea like dat sinze da great Saryman 'sploded.
    Letz do it!
     
    Space Jawa said:
    Obviously, the correct answer is to assemble a matryoshka vehicle, with an ork driving a vehicle that is driving a slightly larger vehicle that is driving a slightly larger vehicle, so and and so forth, with each vehicle painted a different color.

    The end result is a singular ork war machine that benefits from the qualities of every color.
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    Nah, too much trouble. We don't have enough dakka or choppa to arm all those vehicles, after all; hell, we don't even have enough to arm ourselves adequately.
     
    Wha' iff, an' 'ere me out ladz, wha' iff we getz a bunch o' trukkz an' tankz an' wha'not.
    Paint 'em all deff'rent kulurz. Then make 'em all kombine inta sum kinda gargant.
    We'z kan call ourselves tha Mighty Krumpin' Mega Mekbois.
     
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