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In any case enough chocolate syrup and sprinkles can make even a shit smoothy pretty enjoyable.
If I knew about the shit I wouldn't touch it even with a cherry on top.
But, even shit can be surprisingly tolerable if you are ignorant.
In any case enough chocolate syrup and sprinkles can make even a shit smoothy pretty enjoyable.
Well, there will definitely be hippies and hipsters and green freaks who will be looking for a nice place to live off the grid.
We need an America, Fuck Yeah! video on this. Can't post it on my phone.
Are there going to be precautions about disease exchanges? Like bringing in gas masks, NBC suits and other things?
And really, at least with this being America instead of Japan, it's slightly less ridiculous because we have a huge military; instead of the token military of a rapidly aging (so old they buy more adult diapers than baby diapers) pacifistic nation.
Oh, and if the fantasy Roman expies end up marveling at the concept of fast food.
But--actually yeah. That would be retarded. I'm pretty sure even fantasy or historical medieval people had the equivalent of hot food stands.
TH, don't sell yourself short. In HalO, you took two shitty harem stories, ripped the harem elements kicking and screaming out of them, and choke-slammed a lot of awesome into the remaining mix.Given one half of the source material and that none of us are seasoned writers that sort of goes without saying. Still potentially leagues better than Gate. And having caught up again on gate its sad how unexagerated that statement actually is.
In any case enough chocolate syrup and sprinkles can make even a shit smoothy pretty enjoyable.
Honestly the would be a bit surprised that anything with that many spices is cheap. They won't be impressed by the quality, but the quantity will do. Spices were expensive, which was why people were willing to travel in caravans across entire contents to trad in them.Edit : Oh, and if the fantasy Roman expies end up marveling at the concept of fast food. That would be the American version of them being wowed by the concept of a bath house.
Um... Shit. This IS Gate we're talking about, AKA what happens when you mix Berserk, High School DxD, and Rambo in a blender and hit 'crappe'. To be fucking honest, it's going to take a miracle to turn it into something palatable. Good luck with that, seriously, something tells me you'll need it.
There are enough local herbs around that are nice substitutes for expansive spices that are pretty cheap. Basil for example, or garlic.Honestly the would be a bit surprised that anything with that many spices is cheap. They won't be impressed by the quality, but the quantity will do. Spices were expensive, which was why people were willing to travel in caravans across entire contents to trad in them.
Well, in my opinion, one way to do it is to just kick the fantasy factor up a notch. For example, make whatever magical or mythical beasts they find beyond the Gate to be less gigantic animal, and more force of nature, or even walking catastrophe. Like the red dragon, make them far hardier than in the original, so instead of losing a limb with one shot of rpg, make it so they need multiple shots just to punch through its hide. Also, instead of fighting the military with just foot soldiers and cavalry, make the Empire have magicians who have their own brand of AOE magic (things like icicle rains, wall of fire, tornado, the like) to use in big engagements. After all, AU is a thing, right?
...So, making dragons with tougher hides and adding magicians to the Empire's forces is enough to make the original setting unrecognizable? Or is it because adding that would prevent the Americans from having a total one-sided curb stomp that is your problem with it?Or you can change it into another setting. Because that's just Gate in name only.
...So, making dragons with tougher hides and adding magicians to the Empire's forces is enough to make the original setting unrecognizable? Or is it because adding that would prevent the Americans from having a total one-sided curb stomp that is your problem with it?
Ah, I see. The usual wank, then. And here I thought we're trying to make it more palatable. How droll.The first one. Your suggestion could come right after they learn their lesson. Like Japan did when Perry came to visit. Samurai spirit ain't match for steam and steel.
Ah, I see. The usual wank, then. And here I thought we're trying to make it more palatable. How droll.
Depends on the RPG warhead, actually. The VL will do 500 mm of rolled homogeneous armor, while the VR (a tandem HEAT warhead) will do somewhere between 600 and 750.Well, in my opinion, one way to do it is to just kick the fantasy factor up a notch. For example, make whatever magical or mythical beasts they find beyond the Gate to be less gigantic animal, and more force of nature, or even walking catastrophe. Like the red dragon, make them far hardier than in the original, so instead of losing a limb with one shot of rpg, make it so they need multiple shots just to punch through its hide. Also, instead of fighting the military with just foot soldiers and cavalry, make the Empire have magicians who have their own brand of AOE magic (things like icicle rains, wall of fire, tornado, the like) to use in big engagements. After all, AU is a thing, right?
Wank?. If we invade some primitve civilization and smash them to pieces. Is that call wank?. Or what if a magical equivalent civilization do the same?. If wank is droll, so does it's opposite nerf or "balance".
You need to remember though, that the dragons also need to be killable by the locals because otherwise, humans, elves, and everyone else ends up a hunted species, a prey species. There be no civilization for the Americans to stomp because the dragons would have killed them all.Well, in my opinion, one way to do it is to just kick the fantasy factor up a notch. For example, make whatever magical or mythical beasts they find beyond the Gate to be less gigantic animal, and more force of nature, or even walking catastrophe. Like the red dragon, make them far hardier than in the original, so instead of losing a limb with one shot of rpg, make it so they need multiple shots just to punch through its hide. Also, instead of fighting the military with just foot soldiers and cavalry, make the Empire have magicians who have their own brand of AOE magic (things like icicle rains, wall of fire, tornado, the like) to use in big engagements. After all, AU is a thing, right?
Dogfights and the most ho yay-filled game of volleyball you will ever see.
You need to remember though, that the dragons also need to be killable by the locals because otherwise, humans, elves, and everyone else ends up a hunted species, a prey species. There be no civilization for the Americans to stomp because the dragons would have killed them all.
That reminds me how Generation Kill features levels of intense ho yay Piña Co Lada can't handle.Dogfights and the most ho yay-filled game of volleyball you will ever see.
That's ART, you uncouth barbarian.That reminds me how Generation Kill features levels of intense ho yay Piña Co Lada can't handle.
Average (non-battlefield) conversation between Colbert and Fick is likely to induce maximum squee from the princess.
True, but seeing cheap yellow mustard on every table in a fast food joint would be a surprise. So much mustard, even if its shit mustard.There are enough local herbs around that are nice substitutes for expansive spices that are pretty cheap. Basil for example, or garlic.